16 posts • joined 11 Jul 2007
You have 2 groups of arseholes fighting and killing each other to determine who has the best imaginary friend.
If anyone can work out which side owns the miserable scraps of land that they keep fighting over, then they are stupider than I am, or at the very least far more blinkered.
If the Germans take over Holland
Maybe they can pull their teutonic fingers out this time and sort out the crappy beer.
I think that you mean Income Tax.
VAT seems to have been a French invention http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VAT
Does Singapore have the same high rates of criminality and anti-social behaviour that we see in Britain?
Perhaps we could learn something from them?
"Why are Cheese and Onion crisps ALWAYS the ones used in any media representation?"
Because Staffys tend to rip the legs off any salt and vinegar proffering babies ( in a gentle way ).
Where's the ...
put me down! I didn't mean it
I'd be furious as well
Imagine them only being able to lose 50% of your luggage - it's pure incompetence
When a would-be receiver of stolen property gets stung, it brings a smile to the face of honest people.
If you want to know about the quality of American Patents
This one shows what sort of things you can get past the USPTO's examiners:
Buy the next one
A Good idea
"a pirate-esque boarding involing swinging on ropes."
Actually that's not a bad idea, except with them swinging from ropes - hang these two and it'll make the others stop and consider their actions.
That's made my next purchase easier
When I buy my new hard disk I won't need to look at Western Digital drives.
What were the results for AVG?
A New warning sign
How about a new warning sign saying "WARNING: Police salaries are not being paid in this area"? They could place these new signs in areas where they have chosen to place warning signs instead of doing their jobs.
Surely If the license plate is L1NUX, you won't be able to put it on any vehicle registered before August 1993?
A little too ironic
So - they want to get rid of foreigners, but they need to import a Welshman to help them set fire to things.
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