Posts by !!11oneeleven
22 posts • joined Tuesday 10th July 2007 10:45 GMT
Sooo....
I don't get it.
Excuse me, I'm just a dumb german, but I don't see anything offensive in the term jam rag. Sounds like some kind of cleaning equipment for marmalade or something.
Anyhow, on second thought I really, really, really don't care.
For the love of god...
please don't mention the score! At least not to a british person...
No Jacket, thank you...
Posted in Steve Jobs issues open letter on Flash
Nitpicking here....
What's a H.2d4 supposed to be when it's at home?
Thanks, I had no coat...
wtf
I..... You...... What?!
Uhm, .... wtf?!
That is all
Posted in BOFH: Back in the saddle
In the real world,...
...talking to cable cowboys like that will most probably get you a random tool >2Kg in the face.
Canada anyone?
Maybe the ISP's should go on strike and demand more of that "Internet money".
I don't know if I mentioned it already...
...But, I love you guys.
Seriously.
(No leg-humping though)
Posted in Dutch MP releases anti-Islam movie
Only one thing to say...
I saw this guy a few times on TV and I can only say, he has really nice hair
Posted in UML officially an unfunny matter
10 Read 20 Understand 30 Post Answer
I'm pretty sure it says that the life of Solomon Grundy is a sad reflection of mortality, not morality.
There you go...
Really bad idea
Then again, I'm one of those types who are soooo tired of all kinds of devices blinking and lighting up for no reason at all.
(You know, like that blue blinking ear-gear for mobiles...)
Headline's fine as it is
No, really. The most important bits are there: The words Paris and Hilton. Everybody will remember the rest of the sentence as XXXXX anyway...
Wow...
"HP, Sun, Dell and IBM fail AND aid their customers."
What a bunch of losers, aiding their customers...
/pedantic mode on
I'm not a native english speaker, but I'm pretty sure this should read:
"... fail TO aid their customers." (?)
/pedantic mode off
Adaptive
AFAIK adaptive optics involve an artificial guidestar (laserbeam), the fuziness of which is in direct relation to the 'adaptive' part of adaptive optics, which in turn involves a sectioned mirror where single sections can be moved to "adapt".
(I'm wondering who'd be so sad to "enhance" his webcam in that way...)
On a completely unrelated note, I lost count of how many times I read about some boffins pleading to not use the word boffin here on ElReg. Dear boffins, please stop that, it is not funny anymore and it won't happen...
Btw, light years are soooo yesteryear. Use sheep years instead...
I don't get it...
I spent at least several days of my life at +150 mph until now, but I'm a german, so that's OK then.
But did you ever think about how driving at high speed might perhaps prolong your life? I mean, with general relativity and all that stuff around...
Now, where's that coat of mine...
Posted in US rules vote swapping legal
Errr...
I'm terribly sorry, but I read that as
"...The modern version of tactical vomiting,..."
My..., how descriptive, I thought.
Then I read it again but somehow it wasn't so funny this time...
Uhm...
Dear Lord, this guy is most certainly a saint!
This should become standard answer for "complicated" helpdesk-callers.
"Sir, I need you to open your window, please..."
bad scenario
I don't get it, has the presumed laptop in this story no copy/paste function? Or is that irrelevant to the plot?
Why would I want to use a "Backup-Solution" to backup a few slides and some spreadsheets when the copy/paste function works actually very well with USB-Sticks?
iNews
It may seem a bit strange, but I'm wondering if Paris Hilton has an iPhone. I surely would like to read about that...
Coat anyone?
