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He looks pretty miserable in the pic as far as I can see...
"Please just grow up and go do something useful."
You mean like draw attention to how the Police in this country are infringing on people's civil liberties and human rights? You know, the ones that we fought a war to protect?
How *dare* they use the Police's own tactcs against them even though it's entirely legal for them to do so?
As for the rest of your Straw Man arguments, see the icon for details...
Remember Rebecca Loos...?
On the Channel 5 "reality show" called "The Farm" Ms Loos was given the job of masturbating a pig to collect its semen.
These days, of course, it would probably be classed as Extreme Pornography...
Magarathea, Viltvodel 6, Traal, and, of course, Golgafrincham!
Mine's the one with the towel and the Electronic Sub-Etha Thumb in the pocket...
The expression "Domestic Terrorists"...
... has been brought to you by the Ministry of Truth...
Welcome to the Hotel Facebook...
... You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave...!
Function determines form...
... as true now (and in the future) as it's always been.
Too many designers are still more interested in adding as many bells and whistles and clever bits which look pretty to their products without considering the most basic question of "is the bloody thing actually *usable*?"
And what about...
... the position on the list of data insecurity by leaving it on trains etc...?
... Fine, ok, take the mickey out of the US Chamber of Commerce on something like The Daily Show (the UK equivalent would perhaps be Bremner, Bird and Fortune) where people *know* that it's satire,
But pretending to actually *be* the US Chamber of Commerce and issuing statements etc as if they are legitimate is just stupid and can only backfire on you.
If the guy on the podium, when challenged, had put his hands up and said "Ok, it's a fair cop, we're doing this to highlight the problems we have with the current position" then they might have got away with it, but trying to maintain the pretence and whining about "you'll have to pay for the cost of the room" just makes them look petty and stupid.
I'm all for the right of freedom of expression, but you should use that right in a *responsible* way and IMO they've done themselves more harm than good.
A "detection" ...
... "means that the crime was cleared up and a DNA match was available. It does not mean a conviction was obtained, or that guilt was established."
Why does this remind me so much of the vaunted "success" of the Patriot Missiles in Gulf War 1 where a "successful interception" meant that the Patriot simply *crossed the path* of an incoming Scud missile, not that it actually shot the damn thing down...
I also have to wonder with the DNA "detections" whether someone had already copped to the crime and *then* their DNA was taken and (lo and behold!) a match was found with an *existing* record!
They should get the RIAA in on this...
... after all, these were "public performances", so they should get royalties...
"I don't think this is indicative of people's faith in this country."
ITYM "I don't want to be believe this because it doesn't fit in with what *I* think..."
... what happens when their idea of "cybercrime" starts infringing on our right of freedom of expression...?
... to all fanatics!!!!!
But seriously, "the more you hear these extremists expressing their opinions, the more you are going to believe that those extreme beliefs are normal for your community," explains Morrison.
And what about us "extremists" who, like Voltaire say "I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"?
(NB before anyone starts setting up straw men, you have the right to express an *opinion*, you do not have the right to call on others to cause harm to those you don't like, ok?)
Speaking as a biker, I do not agree with the "loud pipes save lives" arguments.
All they do is pi$$ people off with either the whine of a demented mosquito or something that rattles their windows when they're trying to sleep.
Yes, drivers should check their blindspots, but I just prefer make life easier for them (and safer for me) by not *being* in their blindspots as much as possible.
... bloody wowsers!
Congratulations to John F. Grady!
It's good to see that there are US Judges who still believe in their Constitutional right to freedom of speech!
We could do with more Judges like that in the UK.
... here in freedom loving UK you can be locked up simply for not handing over your passwords when demanded...
So, once again...
... we see the tired old "it's a myth", "no it isn't" commetards crawling out of the woodwork.
Let me offer you all a simple solution:
How about we just try using energy MORE EFFICIENTLY?
That way whether man-made global warming is a myth or not we *still* get the net effect of lower CO2 emissions *AND* we save money!
If you text in the toilet...
... I hope you wash your hands afterwards...!
... Yeah Zax'in?
... You ever had the feeling that someone's watching you...?
"The Met wrote to The Times on 4 September 2007"
"The High Court has said that The Times could reasonably be expected to have received that letter on 5th September,"
Pardon my cynical laughter at the assumed efficiency of the Royal Mail which is currently, in competition with the unions, seeing who can slit their collective throats faster!
"The phrase 'hearts and minds' admits that people feel and think"
... but carries the underlying implication that their needs will be best served through changing they people think by imposing *our* views and attitudes upon them whether they want them or not.
Where does a 300lb gorilla sit...?
... Anywhere he wants to!
He also wouldn't just win an arm wrestling contest, if he wanted to he'd go home with your whole arm.
But, like this whole article, so what??
Remember that in Lewis Carrol's "Alice in Wonderland" Humpty Dumpty says:
"When I use a word it means exactly what I want it to mean, nothing more, nothing less"
Very appropriate, methinks!
Just in time...
... for Series 2 of Dollhouse...
... was this all just a publicity stunt for "Starsuckers"? http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/oct/15/starsuckers-celebrity-surgery-tabloids
Let's hear it....
... for the Sex Party!
... is it less clumsy and random than a scalpel...?
@Re Give people a viable public transport
"Tried booking a train ticket 2 months ago was about £106 return."
Have a look at http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/travel/cheap-train-tickets and try "Split ticketing" :-)
I've done online versions of this test and I find I do best by simply "defocussing" so that I only really notice the colour, rather than the word that appears.
So I'm actually concentrating *less* to do better!
"The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy says that the odds of being rescued by a passing spacecraft whilst asphyxiating in deep space are approximately 2^267,709 : 1 against.
"By a curious co-incidence this was also the telephone number of an Islington flat where Arthur Dent went to a very good party and met a very nice girl whom he totally failed to get off with...."
(Quoted from memory!)
... what about two to the power of two hundred and sixty seven thousand, seven hundred and nine (minus one)?
Or is that just Infinitely Improbable?
Excuse me $deity...
... but is this your galaxy?
Would you please blow into this bag, Sir.
Possible soap opera plot lines...
Ok, how about someone spending the entire episode on hold trying to get through to their ISP's help desk. Will they get through? Dum, dum, dum-dum, da-da-dum...
Or maybe them getting through and then they and the call centre operator trying to convince each other that they're speaking the same language?
Or perhaps them getting a threatening letter from a law firm accusing them of illegally downloading hardcore porn...?
... once these systems are in place, there's a "good" argument for *leaving* them in place to ensure that everyone who visits the Olympics is properly identified. Naturally this will require the system to be extended to the entire population of London and then to anyone who visits London and then...
(I wonder if anyone's thought of the potential terrorist threat of them planting mines in Weymouth or Portland harbours to blow up boats in the sailing events? Oops, maybe I'm giving them ideas...!)
Hmm, so how many people are going to put their names forward and then find themselves being investigated and arrested for hacking?
Chairman Mao's "Hundred Flowers" campaign comes to mind where dissidents were encouraged to speak out against the Chinese Communist Regime and were then rounded up and sent to "re-education camps"...
...the Fast Track Amphibian?
I'd love one of these if they didn't cost about $250,000 at the moment :-(
Not really to do with this story...
... but in one online discussion I was participating in, someone managed to refer to the device in question as the "Large Hardon Collider"...!
... here in the UK the Independant Barring Board would be nodding their heads at the sagacity of the Swedish decision since, under the Safeguarding Vulnerable Groups Act if you have anything to do with pornography involving "violence against adults" (ie BDSM material that's entirely legal in Sweden) then you're obviously a dangerous individual who cannot be trusted to care for others...
... Al Qaeda has put in an order for a few million of these...
Phew, that's ok then.
Of course if it was only one-in-a-million we'd be screwed because we all know that one-in-a-million chances turn up nine times out of ten...
Dogbert had it right...
Caller: "Hello, I..."
Dogbert: "Shut up and reboot."
Caller: "Hey, it work..."
Dogbert "Shut up and hang up.
"Hmm, My average call time is improving."
10 bucks an episode???
Given that you can buy the entire boxed set of Torchwood Series 1 on Amazo brand new for £14.98 *and* keep it and watch it time and time again, I have to ask what planet this guy is living on...!!!
Come on, El Reg...
... we *NEED* that ursine creature defecating in an arboreal environment icon for stories like this!!
... There's no large black monolith on the bright side? (cf the novel of 2001 a Space Odyssey)
data sharing should happen not "because it can"...
... but only where it is wholly necessary.
FIne words, but will they keep to them? When "necessary" becomes "necessary to stop terrorism or crime or benefit fraud or uninsured drivers..." they'll be no better than the current idiots.
... a Chinese version of Wikipeidia which was the source of this report...?
IWF employees receive training in the law from police...
... and are presumed to be at least as competent as most police authorities in determining whether an image is likely to be indecent.
Hmm, so basically "if you think some nonce or kiddy fiddler might possibly get some jollies from looking at this picture, ban it!"
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