4741 posts • joined 19 Jan 2007
Re: @Ben Smith
"Protection of the innocent - especially the young - is a social function, not an individual one. "
... there's this business card come through from some outfit called Cybus Industries, offering us all "upgrades"...
... I find it necessary to lobby for a bear in the woods icon...!
"the majority of illegal drugs come from serious criminal gangs."
And the majority of ursine poop found in arboreal environments comes from...?
... needs a Playmobil reconstruction!
"employers will not be forced to take fingerprints..."
".... and job applicants will not be forced to give them to the employer."
But if you want the job, you're going to have to do what they say or you're screwed.
... but will they be transformed into actions?
Or will the Tories get into power and then suddenly decide that "Oh, maybe it is useful to hold onto this information after all..."
Yeah, right, innit...
May I be the first to welcome...
... oh fill in the rest yourself!
The short version...
Alan Johnson said: "You cannot have a chief adviser at the same time stepping into the public field."
Professor Nutt responded: "What you cannot have is politicians stepping into the scientific arena - and that is exactly what they have done."
If you have a group of advisors and then make policy whilst *ignoring* their advice, throwing your toys out of the pram and sacking them for speaking out about said policy is just petty and childish.
Once upon a time this Government promised us "evidence based lawmaking"...
Do not go gentle into that good night...
...Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
- Dylan Thomas
Norway not in EU....?
Would the commentards making these comments like to actually do a little bit of *research* before spouting their nonsense?
Here's a good place to start...
Or, if that's too much work, there's always Wikipedia...
"the precise location of GPS satellites..."
... but I bet that won't stop some idiot still blindly following his Sat Nav's instructions up a Welsh Mountainside!
PS There again, Tom Tom's latest e-mail doesn't give you much confidence either...
"they will not merely fall foul of the Convention [on human rights]...
... but they will rebound to the disadvantage of the very group they are designed to shield, and will undermine public confidence"
Come on, El Reg, we *need* that bear pooping in the trees icon...!
I need to apologise to someone now...
... because they were changing their forum system and, having found vBulletin to be an excellent forum system for users and for admins/ mods, I lobbied strongly for adopting it.
I won't say it was entirely on my recommendation that they did change to it, but now, possibly because of my influence, it seems they've been sold a pup.
What a ridiculous state of affairs :-(
"Even if only to the county HQ of a police force, it would save a lot of hassle trying to get assistance when 999 is not appropriate."
Down here in Hampshire we have 101 which does exactly that.
Of course it costs 10p to call...!
He looks pretty miserable in the pic as far as I can see...
"Please just grow up and go do something useful."
You mean like draw attention to how the Police in this country are infringing on people's civil liberties and human rights? You know, the ones that we fought a war to protect?
How *dare* they use the Police's own tactcs against them even though it's entirely legal for them to do so?
As for the rest of your Straw Man arguments, see the icon for details...
Remember Rebecca Loos...?
On the Channel 5 "reality show" called "The Farm" Ms Loos was given the job of masturbating a pig to collect its semen.
These days, of course, it would probably be classed as Extreme Pornography...
Magarathea, Viltvodel 6, Traal, and, of course, Golgafrincham!
Mine's the one with the towel and the Electronic Sub-Etha Thumb in the pocket...
The expression "Domestic Terrorists"...
... has been brought to you by the Ministry of Truth...
Welcome to the Hotel Facebook...
... You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave...!
Function determines form...
... as true now (and in the future) as it's always been.
Too many designers are still more interested in adding as many bells and whistles and clever bits which look pretty to their products without considering the most basic question of "is the bloody thing actually *usable*?"
And what about...
... the position on the list of data insecurity by leaving it on trains etc...?
... Fine, ok, take the mickey out of the US Chamber of Commerce on something like The Daily Show (the UK equivalent would perhaps be Bremner, Bird and Fortune) where people *know* that it's satire,
But pretending to actually *be* the US Chamber of Commerce and issuing statements etc as if they are legitimate is just stupid and can only backfire on you.
If the guy on the podium, when challenged, had put his hands up and said "Ok, it's a fair cop, we're doing this to highlight the problems we have with the current position" then they might have got away with it, but trying to maintain the pretence and whining about "you'll have to pay for the cost of the room" just makes them look petty and stupid.
I'm all for the right of freedom of expression, but you should use that right in a *responsible* way and IMO they've done themselves more harm than good.
A "detection" ...
... "means that the crime was cleared up and a DNA match was available. It does not mean a conviction was obtained, or that guilt was established."
Why does this remind me so much of the vaunted "success" of the Patriot Missiles in Gulf War 1 where a "successful interception" meant that the Patriot simply *crossed the path* of an incoming Scud missile, not that it actually shot the damn thing down...
I also have to wonder with the DNA "detections" whether someone had already copped to the crime and *then* their DNA was taken and (lo and behold!) a match was found with an *existing* record!
They should get the RIAA in on this...
... after all, these were "public performances", so they should get royalties...
"I don't think this is indicative of people's faith in this country."
ITYM "I don't want to be believe this because it doesn't fit in with what *I* think..."
... what happens when their idea of "cybercrime" starts infringing on our right of freedom of expression...?
... to all fanatics!!!!!
But seriously, "the more you hear these extremists expressing their opinions, the more you are going to believe that those extreme beliefs are normal for your community," explains Morrison.
And what about us "extremists" who, like Voltaire say "I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"?
(NB before anyone starts setting up straw men, you have the right to express an *opinion*, you do not have the right to call on others to cause harm to those you don't like, ok?)
Speaking as a biker, I do not agree with the "loud pipes save lives" arguments.
All they do is pi$$ people off with either the whine of a demented mosquito or something that rattles their windows when they're trying to sleep.
Yes, drivers should check their blindspots, but I just prefer make life easier for them (and safer for me) by not *being* in their blindspots as much as possible.
... bloody wowsers!
Congratulations to John F. Grady!
It's good to see that there are US Judges who still believe in their Constitutional right to freedom of speech!
We could do with more Judges like that in the UK.
... here in freedom loving UK you can be locked up simply for not handing over your passwords when demanded...
So, once again...
... we see the tired old "it's a myth", "no it isn't" commetards crawling out of the woodwork.
Let me offer you all a simple solution:
How about we just try using energy MORE EFFICIENTLY?
That way whether man-made global warming is a myth or not we *still* get the net effect of lower CO2 emissions *AND* we save money!
If you text in the toilet...
... I hope you wash your hands afterwards...!
... Yeah Zax'in?
... You ever had the feeling that someone's watching you...?
"The Met wrote to The Times on 4 September 2007"
"The High Court has said that The Times could reasonably be expected to have received that letter on 5th September,"
Pardon my cynical laughter at the assumed efficiency of the Royal Mail which is currently, in competition with the unions, seeing who can slit their collective throats faster!
"The phrase 'hearts and minds' admits that people feel and think"
... but carries the underlying implication that their needs will be best served through changing they people think by imposing *our* views and attitudes upon them whether they want them or not.
Where does a 300lb gorilla sit...?
... Anywhere he wants to!
He also wouldn't just win an arm wrestling contest, if he wanted to he'd go home with your whole arm.
But, like this whole article, so what??
Remember that in Lewis Carrol's "Alice in Wonderland" Humpty Dumpty says:
"When I use a word it means exactly what I want it to mean, nothing more, nothing less"
Very appropriate, methinks!
Just in time...
... for Series 2 of Dollhouse...
... was this all just a publicity stunt for "Starsuckers"? http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/oct/15/starsuckers-celebrity-surgery-tabloids
Let's hear it....
... for the Sex Party!
... is it less clumsy and random than a scalpel...?
@Re Give people a viable public transport
"Tried booking a train ticket 2 months ago was about £106 return."
Have a look at http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/travel/cheap-train-tickets and try "Split ticketing" :-)
I've done online versions of this test and I find I do best by simply "defocussing" so that I only really notice the colour, rather than the word that appears.
So I'm actually concentrating *less* to do better!
"The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy says that the odds of being rescued by a passing spacecraft whilst asphyxiating in deep space are approximately 2^267,709 : 1 against.
"By a curious co-incidence this was also the telephone number of an Islington flat where Arthur Dent went to a very good party and met a very nice girl whom he totally failed to get off with...."
(Quoted from memory!)
Excuse me $deity...
... but is this your galaxy?
Would you please blow into this bag, Sir.