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Indonesian anti-smut MP caught ogling filth

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Howls...

... of derisive laughter, Bruce!

Yet another hypocritical politician who thinks that it's one law for them, another for everyone else.

We should introduce him to Wacky Jacqui...

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Brain boffins in cortex mapping breakthrough

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Was one of the mice...

... called Algernon?

I have some flowers here :-)

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Gov denies special celeb NHS record treatment

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@Sarah Bee

No, I'd want the default option to be "Don't include me on your database" unless I *agree*, whether I have a public profile which makes em "vulnerable" or not.

Even if that wasn't the default, I'd prefer the opt-out to be clear and unambiguous rather than my having to opt out of the NHS Spine *and* the Summary Care Record and any other way they can try to find to sneak my data onto their systems without my knowledge or consent.

Still, as you say, I'm not famous, so why should I worry about my data being put on a USB stick or a laptop which is then left on a train or in a taxi or sent through the post or...?

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"politicians and celebrities will not get an automatic exemption from inclusion"

However all they have to do is say "I'm famous, don't put my records on the system with all the little people" and job's a good-un...

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Windows 7 gets the Star Wars treatment

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Windows 7 was my idea...

... but I gave away the IP to Microsoft who patented it...

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'Thickest burglar' leaves passport at scene of raid

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The police cracked the case in "seconds"...

... but what it doesn't say is how long it took them to actually *get* to the scene of the crime...

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Robo-warship sub hunter: Free DARPA crowdsauce game

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So a few thougths...

"putting up snorkel or 'snort' masts (to run diesels) is suicide as airborne radar can sweep huge stretches of ocean"

Right, so how about creating a bunch of mini-torpedos which you set to quietly motor off in various directions and, after a set amount of time, they stick up a mast with a radar reflector on the top and suddenly you've got snorkels everywhere! (Oh, and add in a sound generator to confuse the Sonarman Jones's of this world ;-) )

As for "Responding manned units starting from the "flaming datum" of the destroyed ACTUV would soon find and destroy the sub as it crept away - all the sooner if it surfaced or put up masts in order to flee more quickly."

Right, another mini-torpedo, but this one's job is, for instance, to latch onto the ACTUV with a magnetic grapple and then steer it off in another direction or just apply reverse thrust to keep it in place for a while then, after a set period of time, explode.

For every "cunning plan" that someone comes up with, there's an equally cunning counter :-)

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Sex Party's down-under struggles with dominant Catholic priests

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WTF?

You are free to vote for...

... any party we approve of.

If you vote for anyone else you're DAMNED TO HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY, SINNER!!!

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Antarctic meteorite yields exotic new mineral

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Does the number...

... 601 ring any bells...?

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Richard Branson to prowl oceans' hadal depths in flying sub

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Is anyone else thinking...

... SkyDiver: Prepare to launch Sky 1...!

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McAfee recovers from Sesame Street email filter mix-up

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Vun...

.... bounced e-mail. Ah-ha-ha-haaa!

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Steven Moffat promises 'darker' Doctor Who

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Keep Calm...

... and Don't Blink!

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Story arc - again?

So you'd prefer a whole bunch of episodes where what happens this week has nothing to do with what happened last week and will be forgotten by next week?

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Google bids $900m for Android and Chrome patent shield

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Unfortunately...

... those little guys come up with some great idea and then find that the Big Guys have trolled every single possible permutation of patent even (or especially) ones that are so bloody obvious that they should never have been granted a patent at all or which are clearly based on prior art, but the little guys can't afford to employ a big enough legal time to defeat the Big Guy's financial muscle, so the little guys have to fork out big chunks of money that should have gone into R&D to get a licence...

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@of course... and Er...

"Google's argument will have no weight until google as some weight in that same arena - i.e. it is a wolf - or as we may hope, a sheep in wolve's clothing - or with a wolfs jawbone as a weapon..."

"If they fall in to anyone's hand but 'ours' we might end up paying more than the patents cost."

The current system of Patents and Licensing in the US is akin to the idea of Mutually Assured Destruction in nuclear war! Big Company A amasses lots of Patents, so does Big Company B, each agrees not to sue each other and, instead, swaps Patent licenses.

The only problem being that it only works for those Big Companies, meanwhile everyone else is shut out or ends up being forced to pay and pay and pay in order to be able to compete in the marketplace with the "big boys".

Advocating Patent Reform whilst, at the same time, amassing big chunks of IP sounds more than a little hypocritical.

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"Google has long been an advocate of patent law reform...

"...but it has come to realize that before such reform occurs, it needs a hefty portfolio for defensive purposes"

Of course. Gods forbid that such patents should fall into the wrong hands (defined as "any other hands but ours...")

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MythBusters: Savage and Hyneman detonate truthiness

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How to make science classes interesting...

... show your pupils Mythbusters!

The default position for science is scepticism. You start with an hypothesis and then test it to see if it's valid, if not, it's Busted.

If it comes out appearing to be Plausible or Confirmed, then you put out your results to Peer Review (in the case of Mythbusters, the online forums where fans can comment on what was done and, possibly, things that were missed) and re-evaluate your conclusions and perhaps test again (ie revisit) the myth to check your conclusions.

What's most important, of course, is that you shouldn't get so wedded to your conclusions that you refuse to accept that they may be wrong.

Now *that* is science!

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UK gov 'draws US attention' to Bradley Manning concerns

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@f111f and laird cumings

Just try thinking for a moment: If you were kept under the regime that Bradley Manning is and you weren't a suicide risk at the start of it, you'd sure as hell be one by the end of it!

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Russia, NASA to hold talks on nuclear-powered spacecraft

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Coffee/keyboard

Google "Physics: The Problem with Motion"

Thanks for that, Louis, I was in need of a good laugh.

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Judge hits police with massive bill over false Operation Ore charges

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@Ally J

Don't you know, he was Thinking Of The Children! That's all the reason he needs!!!

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@Publicity....

... yes, I can just see the News of the Screws putting out the headline "Man falsely accused of Child Porn acquitted" followed by "Derisory amount of compensation paid"...

In other news: Moon Found to be Made of Cheese, Jim Gamble Apologises to Innocent Victim of His Actions, How to Nail Jelly to the Ceiling...

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UK tax system takes a little break from the interwebs

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Meanwhile...

... I have just had a letter from HMRC threatening to send in the Bailiffs for an unpaid PAYE bill despite the fact that my accountants have told them *TWICE* that I don't owe them anything!

Of course when they tried to tell HMRC *again* they were told "The computer system is down, call back on Wednesday".

So now I just have to hope that the left hand tells the right hand that I'm in the clear...

(Yeah, right....)

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Operation Ore was based on flawed evidence from the start

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Meanwhile...

... the real victims of Operation Ore, ie the innocent people who were coerced into accepting Cautions (effectively admitting guilt for something they didn't do) are still suffering the shame and damage to their reputations that this witch hunt has caused.

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Blighty's official Space Agency starts up on 1 April

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Dear Lewis...

... why not just Emigrate to the USA?

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Email compromised at Epsilon

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@And yet another

I also had an e-mail from AbeBooks about this, but when I tried to log on to their site it didn't recognise my e-mail address!

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UK's oldest working telly up for sale

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Yeah, but...

... can it get Digital...?

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Small business denounces extra red tape

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"Queue" - a line of people...

... "Cue": In this context a signal that something is due to or going to start now.

Thank you.

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US Army inks $66m deal for Judge Dredd smart-rifles

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@strictly speaking.

In the Dredd Comic Strip when Dredd was Marshall of Luna City it was actually the Sov Block who first had "range dependent" energy weapons that could even shoot through walls and explode inside the target's body.

Dredd and a colleague managed to figure out how to defeat these weapons by running full speed at the Sovs because the weapons were unable to adjust to the changing range fast enough meaning the energy wave would go through the target and explode harmlessly behind them.

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Fight global warming with Asimov-style Psychohistory - profs

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WTF?

Hang on...

... is this an April Fool or not...???

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Labour MP says police should clamp down on online incitement

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Re:Who would have thunk it

"The Home Secretary, Theresa May, who has hitherto shown herself refreshingly reluctant to take on new police powers where existing ones would do,"

Who would have thunk this either!

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The X-Factor goes virtually mobile, expands voting

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I think you mean...

Please God, let this be an April Fool...!!

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TV election debate 'worm' graph found to undermine democracy

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"it isn't feasible to get a sufficiently large sample."

Why not?

The BARB TV audience figures are (according to their site) based on 5,100 households scattered across the country to represent all regions, why can't they (or a similar selection) be used to ensure that any possible bias from the "I'll vote for Party X come hell or high water" people is negated?

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TV debates...

... are simply about the Candidate looking good in front of an audience and being able to deliver pre-scripted soundbites whilst ignoring and dismissing the points that their opponents make.

In other words it's PMQs writ large and we all know how much nonsense that political Punch and Judy show is.

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So...

... what they've just proved is that you need a decent sample size to get a credible result.

In other news... bears... Popes... you know the rest.

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Digital player maker 'incited consumers to break the law', says ASA

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@What exactly are the ASA's powers anyway?

They can firmly wag their finger at you and say "Naughty! Don't do it again...(pretty please, otherwise we will look foolish and people will realise we're totally impotent)"

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@content i PAID FOR

Ah, but remember, just like certain software products, you don't actually *buy* the product or content, just a licence to use it in certain ways that the licence granter can dictate!

It's like buying a book with permission from the licensor to read it at home, but if you want to read it on the train or in the local park, you've got to buy a *different* copy with a licence to use it there!!!

What a wonderful (money making) idea...

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UK nuke lab, Korean Air Force buy SGI supers

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@Odd

If you're running an army, navy or airforce, knowing what the weather is likely to be (pouring rain, high winds, fog etc) tends to be rather useful...

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Google 'clamps down' on world of Android partners

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"According to the report...

"...Google has also tried to prevent partners from bundling rival services such as Microsoft's Bing search."

Err, guys, remember how people got the option to install Chrome on their PCs instead of having IE as the default...???

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Deleting 'innocent' DNA will cost £5m

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Umm...

... so how about taking the initial Batch Files, replacing the data of everyone who shouldn't be in it with a null record and then uploading them onto a new system before purging the old system entirely?

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Microsoft's Google complaint not an April Fool

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Pick a word...

... should I describe this as Irony or Hypocrisy?

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Vanilla Ice to tackle panto Captain Hook

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WTF?

Oh no he isn't...!

Hmm, let me repunctuate that...

Oh no! He isn't...?

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ECJ asked to rule on crucial internet publishing jurisdiction issue

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@Global Law?

Which part of "global" didn't you understand? It's not *one* country's version of what it should be, we need a global agreement which everyone can sign up to.

Of course we also need to ensure that the MPAA et al don't get to dictate to everyone what the law should be...

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Microsoft: IE9 not yet 'broadly' available

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"Microsoft now claims,,,

"...the numbers are unimportant and that it's the "long game" that counts."

In other words, as they always do, they're shifting the goalposts and trying to redefine the rules...

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FBI asks for help to crack mystery code in 12-year-old murder case

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"Perhaps...

"... he was dictating..."

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Google unleashes (another) Facebook knock-off

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So...

... when are they going to patent the idea...?

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Vote compass unmasks Canadian political opinion

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It might make a change from...

... I'm voting for Party X because my parents always voted for them!

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The Professionals set to abseil into cinema

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WTF?

Hmm...

... Judge John Deed as Cowley?!

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Nokia talks Pure typographic cobblers

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"Gill Sans will do me."

But whales are mammals and don't have gills...

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MPs now free to surf and tweet

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'debates could look increasingly "unattractive"...

"... to members of the public, while some members might not listen quite as attentively as they should to complex points made in debate."

So, no real change there, then.

About the only difference will be that, instead of Junior MPs being sent out of the Chamber by their superiors to go and look up an embarrassing quote from an Opposing Minister, they can now just look it up on Hansard.

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