6882 posts • joined 19 Jan 2007
... mine some Bitcoins with it...?
"could harm profits in the businesses which are owned by the people who pay large amounts of money into their political campaigns..."
Thank you, I thought it was a good counter argument too.
Oh, BTW, please can you point out to me exactly where I said that "this is the same as wearables not taking off..."?
"they dismiss something which is clearly going to be huge"
ORLY? Still watching films on laser disc? Listening to Quadrophonic music? Experiencing Virtual Reality? And how are you getting on riding your Segway to pick up your flying car?
Maybe you can call me on your Windows Phone and tell me...
"...you are getting far, far more than just $152.47 in parts and manufacturing"
You're getting the right to be laughed at by everyone else who can see through the Emperor's New Clothes...
... ignored, overlooked, swept under the carpet or rubber stamped and given the nod without awkward questions being asked by anyone who actually might have sufficient power to do something about them..."
"the most used button on a TV remote control is the "mute" button"
Not on mine. The only programme I watch live is the News, everything else is recorded to watch at my convenience, so the pause and fast forward (for skipping ad breaks) buttons are the most worn on my remote.
... when UKIP can get the Police to come round and tell you to delete blog posts...
Just another of the many reasons not to vote UKIP!
As I've commented before, it's really like the government selling off a lane on the motorway to eg Ford to make it a "Ford Only" lane and which has a speed limit of 100mph whereas everyone else has to stick to 70mph (if they can achieve that speed on an increasingly overcrowded road as more traffic is forced into less space).
... this would have been of use to the customer of mine who, for the past week, has been ranting that his order hasn't arrived, only for me to get the parcel returned "Address incomplete" because apart from the first two letters, the Post Code he typed (on his iPad as it says at the bottom of his e-mails!) was one character transposed left or right or up.
So instead of XX3 1FH it came out as XX2 2DJ!
Apathetic bloody planet. I've no sympathy at all.
Damn you, Sir, you just beat me to it!! ;-)
> moved to a country where freedom of expression is constitutionally protected, with no ifs or buts.
Presuming you're referring to the USA, that "protection" isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Look at the fate of Insex who closed down after Dubya decided to get his Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to start harassing such sites. An anonymous FBI Agent commented "We must have won the War on Terror if we can afford to use our manpower for this."
You may think you're joking, but after the Dangerous Pictures Act and the Dangerous Drawings Act, they're now after anything that *looks* as if it might be rape (even if consensual or a staged picture) because that's *really* going to help protect women...
Well at least you were good enough to apologise.
Unfortunately it seems that several other people need to buy new Irony Detectors...
Oh come on! Are you seriously telling me that they sold these things without making people sign a licence agreement (probably in blood) that they wouldn't try to take the things apart or examine them or attempt to decompile the code or do *anything* that the Chocolate Factory wouldn't approve of...?!
Colossus to Guardian: 1 + 1 = 2
... needs a glowing Frisbee on the back...
--- End of Line ---
So because (you think) *you*have nothing to hide, we should all be ok with it?
> I'd have thought congratulations were in order for a large multinational corp actually contributing to society for a change by paying tax
So that's *some* of the money they should have paid in tax.
What about the rest?
> I'm not saying it was actually funny but you should have heard of it.
You're right, on both counts!
... and of course that will in no way impinge on the activities of the rest of us who are (at the moment) legally and lawfully using the interwebs, will it, boys and girls...
> this rather scuppers the typical comments every time self-driving cars come up in the news "sure it can handle a boring empty road but what about city driving".
Sure, nice, reasonably ordered US cities.
Now try checking out some of the video clips of driving in Russia or, even better, what about this traffic in India. How do you think it will cope with that?!
If only someone could come up with some sort of vehicle which you hire or get access to for a fee for a short period during the day which would have someone else doing the driving and which would transport you to your place of work and then go off and provide the same service to another person so it didn't need to be parked in the city all day doing nothing useful...
Well if Terry 6 hadn't posted it, I was about to.
It's a meaningless piece of Tabloid-esque BS and whilst the Daily Fail might be happy to engage in such things because it allows middle-englanders to think "Hah! Justice has been done!" we might at least hope for an attempt at accurate reporting from El Reg.
Or if not, perhaps we could at least introduce an El Reg Standard Unit of Time since there doesn't seem to be one.
I'd suggest the basic unit to be the "pub lunch" (or, say, two hours), then there could be the "Eich" for longer durations (ie a period of ten days) and followed by the "Fiorina" or six years.
As such, the whole gang was convicted with sentences amounting to four Fiorinas...
I wonder how they came up with that figure...?
No doubt by using subtle methods of persuasion, for instance suggesting that trade with the other countries might suffer if they didn't sign up...
"Nice trade balance you have there, squire. Be a shame if anything happened to it, know what I mean?"
... is David Cameron taking notes for the run-up to the next election...
The voice of experience??
... even more churnalism...
"...will be decided on a campaign contribution by campaign contribution basis"
... large sunglasses and face masks and baseball caps will become illegal because they might be used by terrorists to hide their identity...
'"commercially reasonable" terms'
Those "commercially reasonable" terms being determined by the size of the political contributions made to appropriate people...
> I have always wondered why the AE35 had to be in a location reachable only by a spacewalk,
JOOI, in "The Lost Worlds of 2001" one of the proposed plot-lines which wasn't used was that HAL tries to kill all the Discovery's crew by opening both inner and outer airlock doors simultaneously.
The hibernating astronauts are killed, but Bowman manages to get to an emergency on-board survival shelter with its own independent oxygen supply.
Having them need to do a spacewalk instead was more dramatic and allowed Kubrick and Clarke to set-up the situation where Frank Poole repeats the spacewalk and is then killed by the Pod.
"...and presumably were shot by a component supplier"
Or leaked by Apple themselves to get some pre-launch publicity buzz...
(Pardon my cynicism)
"....to compare with those in the United States."
Said Putin, who then muttered under his breath: "More's the pity".
... jeopardise our profits!
That's Un-American, you know...!
> make, in theory at least, the world's finest golf driver.
Which still won't stop you slicing it into the rough...
> Not if they're Ryanair, because they'll be hiding in their office, refusing to come out and face passengers
Ah, but that's because you didn't pay the £50 extra charge for actually being able to *talk* to someone...
"... is intended to be used only as an investigative lead and will be restricted to use by authorized law enforcement agencies"
And we all believe them, don't we, boys and girls?
I didn't realise El Reg and the Daily Heil were sharing comments pages now...
... in the online world, the Dollar and Sterling have achieved parity...
Just as long as the inhabitants don't have to wear flared trousers...
Just think what fun you could have...
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