Re: We've been here before.....
The 1930's called, they want their Secret Decoder Ring back...!
5651 posts • joined 19 Jan 2007
The 1930's called, they want their Secret Decoder Ring back...!
"it will probably look more like a cock ring."
Please thrust your groin against the keyboard to continue...
Why does that sound like what I'm worried it sounds like...?
... has been Unpersoned!
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!
But we do not trust them to fly without human back-up, do we?
And even then, if the humans misunderstand what the computer is telling them or get the settings wrong, we get disasters like the Air France crash off Brazil.
Well, yes, but how many of them are trivial? Would it be an absolute disaster if someone cracked my El Reg password and started downvoting posts and making comments that I wouldn't? Probably not.
Sure, having secure passwords for your work log-in, online bank account etc is sensible, but if El Reg (or other forums) started demanding we change our passwords every 30 days I think most people would get fed up or start re-using passwords from other sites.
... shouldn't have been a picture of a frickin' shark?
... the waitress asked if I wanted anything on it, so I put a fiver each-way...
... of derisive laughter, Bruce!
... equipment can be replaced.
At least the people are ok.
That sounds like she has the We-Vibe II.
The III version has a remote control that, once the vibrator is switched into "on" (but non-vibrating) mode and is in place, lets you activate the vibrator and move through the 6 different modes without needing to press the built in button again.
The only drawback is that, as the article says, trying to get the radio signal through two salty human bodies can be a bit tricky and you may need to move the control around to various positions before it will actually work.
Zone Alarm has just prompted me that the free version of their firewall I'm running is out of date, so I need to download and install a new version.
Fortunately I (of course) clicked "Custom Install" instead of "Automatic" because I found that the bastard thing would otherwise have tried to make Zone Alarm my home page, installed the Zone Alarm toolbar and make Zone Alarm my default fucking search!
Not only that, but it wanted my e-mail address to register and had pre-ticked the bloody box that says "Inform me about product updates and security news".
No. Fuck off. I don't want any of that shit and I don't think that my downloading free product justifies you trying to foist all that crap onto my computer!
It seems that someone at the EU is *finally* getting a clue!
They can also start with all those downloads where if you don't un-tick the "Automatic Install" box, the pre-selected (by them) options will aso bundle in some bloody toolbar, switch your homepage, change your default search engine and other assorted BS!
[ ] If you do not tick this box we may not be able to send you vitally important information and little kittens may die horribly...
"like chasing after the Big Dark Black Whatever"
"And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans. "
- The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.
I highlighted that word and right clicked and it said "Search Google for profanity"...
... of the story of the Chinese Bureaucrat who was caught taking bribes from two competing suppliers and it turned out that they had *both* bribed him the same amount.
When asked what he'd done he replied "What else could I do? I awarded the contract on merit"!
"...by police officers travelling to and from court and waiting outside the courtroom to give evidence"
And what about the members of the public who have to take time off work to give evidence and are then not called?
"...if an unexpected host attempts to access the HDDs or if a defined number of authentication failures occurs. In other words the key access information is deleted rendering the data contents inaccessible junk."
So how's that going to affect cases where the Police abuse anti-terrorist legislation and say "Give us your password or we put you in jail for two years"?
"Certainly officer, the password is XN157s88s9b08g9xyh!adf*TH&7"
"That didn't work"
"Maybe you mis-typed it, try again."
"It still didn't work"
"Oh, sorry, that should have be capital X, small n at the start, try it now"
"Ah, right, now it's doing something..."
Yesterday's Science Fiction is tomorrow's science fact...
@Santa from Exeter
1) I am aware that BMI is nonsense, but I'm not talking about BMI, so please take that particular red herring and waft it somewhere else.
2) By doing nothing more than the same exercise I was doing previously, but watching my calorie intake, I dropped my weight by 13kg which seems a positive result from my POV.
My diet (ie what I eat) could probably be described as "carb heavy" (for instance I get through at least two if not three loaves of wholemeal bread a week!) yet, along with my weight, my HbA1c has dropped from 7.3% (the reason I decided to lose weight in the first place) to 5.5% simply by keeping my calorie intake down to sensible levels.
My problem now is that I've got so used to eating less, I've actually got to get back into the habit of eating more so my weight doesn't drop further!!
1) Find your Basal Metabolic Rate here: http://www.bmi-calculator.net/bmr-calculator/ and then multiply that number by your activity level to find how many calories your body actually needs per day.
2) Keep a food diary, ie every time you eat or drink something you write down the calorie content.
3) Remember that a pound (just under half a kilogramme) of fat is 3,500 calories, so if you eat 250 calories a day fewer than your body needs, in a fortnight you'll lose a pound and if you also do 250 calories of exercise a day as well, you'll lose a pound a week.
Simple and no surgery or faddy diets required.
Perhaps you are not aware of Mao's "Hundred Flowers" campaign which invited people to speak out against the Communist Regime, ostensibly to encourage debate and to improve the country.
Of course what subsequently happened is that those who did speak out were rounded up and sent to "Re-education Camps" (ie Prison Labour Camps where many of them were subject to torture or even died)
PS and is MrXavia *your* real name??
But at least honest...
Expiration: [...] 5. The coming to an end; termination, close. 1562 - Shorter OED.
I don't recall a stuffed tiger ever saying that...
Simple answer: Don't allow them.
... that pretty much wraps it up for Tattooine...
Why? Because they have a relationship which differs from what you consider "normal"??
But just think... now these people have been arrested and convicted the FBI can interrogate them about all the Terrrerists they've been funding with their ill-gotten gains!!!
The Big Bang Theory did this one already!
.... who believe that "Freedom of Expression" means "Freedom to say only the things that we agree with..."
... Beowulf Shaeffer when you need him?
"...whether the training dispensed under the new program will be purely defensive in nature."
What do *you* think?!
"Sure it's only defensive, suuurrree. Any offensive training is just so they can write attacks to give other people training, no other reason at all, honest..."
... on a second hand space shuttle, only one owner...
Fortunately I own my own domain, so any time I register with a company like Fred Bloggs and co. I put my e-mail address down as fred.bloggs.co.uk@mydomain which means that I can always tell where someone got my e-mail address from and then create a custom filter to file their stuff straight into the junk mail folder :-)
Yeah, but heels don't work in isolation.
The University of Portsmouth could have researched the negative sex-appeal involved in poor choices of clothing, make-up or the lack of intelligence by going down Guildhall Walk or South Parade on a Friday night...!
Anything that challenges the power base of an entrenched minority who know that they can only remain in charge by making sure the peasants are kept under control is a threat which must be dealt with.
And the same goes in China...
"Under New York State’s Electronic Securing and Targeting of Online Predators Act (e-STOP) law, convicted sex offenders must register all of their e-mail addresses, screen names, and other Internet identifiers with the state. That information is then made available to certain websites so they can purge potential predators from their online worlds"
Right, so that's *potential* predators even though "According to the Division of Criminal Justice Services, New York State has more than 34,000 registered sex offenders: 13,260 are level 1 registered offenders (lowest risk of repeat offense); 12,342 are level 2 registered offenders (moderate risk of repeat offense); 8,596 are level 3 registered sex offenders (high risk of repeat offense and a threat to public safety exists)."
That's about 40% who are lowest risk and only 25% who are "high risk" and "a threat to public safety", but rather than educate people ("Parents often do not realize that gaming consoles have these capabilities, or that parental controls exist for these systems") far better to consider anyone (even those who have only been convicted of taking a piss in public or teens who have had consensual but underage sex) should be thought of as a potential child molestor and banned from playing online games!
To quote the BS that American TV presenters come out with when the commercials are due: "This comment continues after these important messages..."
Bullshit, *I* decide what is important, not Facebook!
"...After all, if you've got nothing to hide..." they added, socco voce...
Not forgetting the mineral that was discovered near the town of Cummington...
... Boom tomorrow. There's always a Boom tomorrow
- Susan Ivanova
... it's time for this clip of Adam Savage who went through a body scanner with two 12" industrial razorblades on him....
... have been killed by a video game...?