* Posts by Graham Marsden

6840 posts • joined 19 Jan 2007

Bold stance: Microsoft says terrorism is bad

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I've got a little list...

... which is only going to get longer and longer...

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BBC's Britflix likely dead before the ink has even dried on the news

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Re: OTT TV

OTT was the "Adult version of Tiswas" presented by Chris Tarrant and Lenny Henry ;-)

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Boffins achieve 'breakthrough' in random number generation

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Well...

... clearly the authorities are going to try to ban this forthwith since it could stop the Security Services from spying on protecting everyone!

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Radiohead vid prompts Trumpton rumpus

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Re: What about the Time Flies by... by Half Man, Half Biscuit?

s/carog/cargo :-(

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What about the Time Flies by... by Half Man, Half Biscuit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpx7uM-5Y3Q

"Time flies by when you're the driver of a train.

"Steaming into Trumpton with a carog of cocaine."

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Spied upon by GCHQ? You'll need proof before a court will hear you...

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No, what the court is saying is that they don't want to have to deal with these cases, full stop and they're going to do their damndest to ensure that none is ever heard.

If you look at the history of their actions, this is nothing new.

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United Nations orders plan for tackling online terror propaganda

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If censorship is the answer...

... it was a stupid question.

Some people are going to believe whatever they read, no matter how "hateful" or ludicrous it is, trying to suppress it will only make matters worse since clearly we are "scared" of the "truth" of it.

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Dwarf planet intumesces before astronomers' gaze

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Haumea, as you can see in the above graphic, is a 1,920 by 990km space sausage.

Given its shape, are you sure it's not Terminal?

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Ransomware grifters offer to donate proceeds of crime to charity

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"That the proceeds of crime might be turned towards philanthropy...

"...does not belong the realms of possibility"

I suggest you ask some of the American Robber Barons of the late 19th century who were quite happy to screw the little people in all sorts of ways that were questionably legal at best, then put the proceeds towards philanthropic projects to salve their consciences.

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Robot surgeon outperforms human doctor with porcine patients

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Just wait...

... until it leaves a couple of gears inside someone...

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Greenpeace leaks TTIP texts, reveals strained negotiations

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@ToddR - Re: Good old EU

> free trade is one of the Tory Parties 4 pillars/beliefs

Yes, free of all those tiresome restrictions on environmental damage and consumer protections and corporate responsibility and anything else that would get in the way of the owners making lots more money by screwing the rest of us.

> Freedom of Speech

ITYM "Freedom to say and do things that we approve of, but not otherwise".

Remember this quote from David Cameron: "For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens: as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone"...?

> The Union

But not the Trade Union, unless you think that it's reasonable for strike ballots to consider that every person who didn't vote is a vote against strike action. (What percentage of the electorate *didn't* vote for the Tories...?)

> Small government

A "small government" which has voted itself a big pay rise whilst forcing austerity on the rest of us? One that is pi$$ing away huge amounts of public money on failing projects like Universal Credit? One that has flogged off the family silver and is now getting rid of the furniture in a desperate attempt to reduce the huge amount it's having to borrow, even though they claimed they'd have got rid of the deficit by last year?

Oh, BTW, I'm not anti-Tory, I'm anti- any entitled political idiots who desperately cling to failed policies whilst blaming the poorest in society for said failures.

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Re: Good old EU

> Looks like trade deals will be much quicker once we're out.

Of course, because the Tories will say "Yes, we'd love to dismantle all our environmental and consumer and worker protection regulations, which will make us all richer (after all, nobody will be poor, or, at least, nobody worth speaking of) since there's no pesky EU to stop us from doing it any more. Then we dump the Human Rights Act and make sure that the only people have Rights and Liberties are the ones we like... Trebles all round!"

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UK.gov refuses to give surveillance commish enforcement powers

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Does not compute (in Government circles...)

"He says he doesn't want any more powers."

"Why not?"

"He says he doesn't need them."

"Then why did he take the job in the first place...?"

"Buggered if I know..."

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Ultra-cool dwarf throws planetary party

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Re: Ultra-cool dwarf star?

Not the "Fonzie" system?

Mine's the leather jacket...

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Engineer uses binary on voting bumpf to flag up Cali election flaws

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"In the UK...

"...for example, there are strict spending limits on each candidate during an election campaign"

And nobody would *ever* think of fiddling these by failing to declare spending would they...

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Daft draft anti-car-hack law could put innocent drivers away for life

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How about, instead...

... passing a law that prosecutes dumb executives for putting flashy bells and whistles and other nonsense, such as allowing your car's software to be altered remotely, over simple basic bloody security?!

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Q. What's the difference between smartphones and that fad diet you all got bored of? A. Nothing

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Re: 2 words

Two more words:

The cost!

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One black hole, three galaxies, four BEELION solar masses – found by accident

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@MrDamage - Re: Because El Reg refuses to use standard units.

My calculator makes it 58008618

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Samsung's little black box will hot-wire your car to the internet. Eek!

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> until some hacker opens the doors whilst I'm on the motorway withe the kids in the back.

So there are some positive benefits, then...?

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IBM says no, non, nein to Brexit

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Re: @codejunky - RE: Brexit is all a sham like the Scotland referendum.

> Ah you think there were only 2 parties to choose from?

No, I think that if one party gets 37% of the votes, it means that 63% of the voters DID NOT want that party in power.

In other words, a MAJORITY of people didn't vote for them, so how did they get over 50% of the seats?

I hope this helps you understand how fundamentally broken our system is.

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Re: @codejunky - RE: Brexit is all a sham like the Scotland referendum.

>> "I'm sorry - but 37% is not a majority."

> Yes it is.

This is obviously some strange definition of the word "majority" that I wasn't previously aware of, so perhaps you could do some more "simple math" and explain to us how 37% of the votes gets over 50% (a "majority") of the seats?

At least Euro MPs are voted in by a proportional system such that they get a number of seats which is representative of the the number of people who actually support them.

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@codejunky - Re: RE: Brexit is all a sham like the Scotland referendum.

> Do we elect who runs the country? Yes = out, no = in.

Remind me again: What percentage of the votes did the Tories get which gave them a "majority" in Parliament?

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China's Dalek-like robots fear only one terrifying nemesis: Stairs

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> Second pic, after Servlan

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed...

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FBI spies on how many?

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Two answers:

1) All of them.

No, just a moment...

2) We just redefined the word "spying", so now it's none of them.

Happy to help :-)

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Clinton's $1m troll fight

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Re: It always amuses me ...

Paging Mr Pot, please contact Mr Kettle..

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@AC - Re: That's Rich!

> let's say you think that men are men and women are women. This used to be known as "logic" and "reason", now it's "transphobia" (the PC Police love to misappropriate scientific sounding words as it gives them an air of authority). That's the labeling.

> The shaming usually takes place in a loud manner, in public to humiliate and intimidate you into silence

That would be the sort of shaming that results in bigotted States passing anti-LGBT laws because you should be happy how some magical sky fairy made you and if he gave you *that* set of genitals then you MUST use that public toilet?

Or maybe it's the sort that a trans friend of mine experienced earlier today when, whilst she was minding her own business walking to work, some moron decided to cross the road and shout abuse in her face about how she was some sort of deviant and pervert and shouldn't be out on the streets?

Odd, I don't recall Hillary ever suggesting that people engage in this sort of behaviour...

Oh and as for that video, from a bunch of narrow-minded hetero-normative bigots who want to tell everyone else how to live their lives goes and talks to a selection of rational, sensible students whose attitude is "it's your life, it's your choice, I don't have a problem" and tries (laughably) to imply that it is the "College kids" who are "saying the darndest things".

The presenter says "What does that say about our culture?" Well, I think it says that, despite his narrow minded attitude, it's good to see that there are at least some who are willing to look past their prejudices and let people live their lives their way because it's doing no harm to anyone else.

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Ad-blocker blocking websites face legal peril at hands of privacy bods

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Re: @FF22

> Your "reasoning" is like

Oh deary, deary me, FF22 and you were complaining (incorrectly) about *me* using fallacious arguments!

Shall we try Ad Hominem Tu Quoque? Or maybe Burden of Proof? Or there's always the good old False Analogy...

(You could, of course, also look up the definition of what "theft" actually is, but that's by-the-by...)

> the reason why I'm saying what I'm saying is completely irrelevant

Is it? Ok, FF22, you tell us *why* this *ONE* particular issue is so important to you.

As I said, out of (what was, at the time) just 86 posts since 2013, a large proportion of them have been about the blocking of adverts, so why this and nothing else? Why are you putting so much time into attacking Alexander Hanff? I, for one, would like to know.

> if what I'm saying is not factual and makes no sense, you could obviously still rather easily point that out, and expose the logical and factual flaws in my comments. But you didn't and don't do that.

No, I haven't and I'm not going to because others are doing that and comprehensively and repeatedly demolishing your arguments, but you are simply not willing to accept even the possibility that you could be wrong.

So, again, I ask *WHY* this one particular issue is such a big deal for you.

Now are you going to answer that, or are you just going to try to move the goalposts again and attack me for pointing out your fallacies instead?

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Re: @FF22

> https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/loaded-question

> https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/ad-hominem

Thank you for telling me about logical fallacies (which I'm *well* aware of)

However when you look at someone's El Reg list of posts and find that, since they joined the Forums on the 9th of October 2013, they have posted a grand total of 86 posts, a goodly proportion of which relate to the use of ad blockers and some of which contain such ludicrous comments like this one...

"Theft is theft, no matter what your reasons for doing it are. And using web services and consuming content without "paying" for them by tolerating ads IS also theft."

... it is neither a loaded question, nor an ad hominem attack to wonder whether the poster who doth protest too much is doing so because he's worrying about his job disappearing.

So if you *don't* work for an advert pusher, *WHY* are you getting so uptight about people using ad blockers or why it is that it seems that everyone else apart from FF22 considers that they way these ad-block-blockers work is illegal?

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@FF22

Please, let's have some full disclosure here.

Tell us, which advert pusher do you work for?

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Facebook clickbait cull

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The Register posted an article on the Facebook clickbait cull...

... you'll never believe what happened next...

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Amazon attempts rule fudge to take exclusive control of new dot-words

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I just want to register...

Baise.moi

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Ten years in the clink, file-sharing monsters! (If UK govt gets its way)

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In an act of almost unparalleled Whitehall hubris

"In an act of typical Whitehall hubris..."

FTFY

Government consultations are *only* organised in order to get the responses they want and any others will be ignored, cf John Whittingdale claiming that "all" the replies to their consultation on the BBC's future had been read, except that the Radio Times sent in a USB stick with over 6,000 responses which was *password protected* so the responses could not have been read without the password, yet the Government never asked for it...

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FBI boss: We paid at least $1.2m to crack the San Bernardino iPhone

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Did someone try...

... 1... 2... 3.... 4...

(Remind me to change the combination on my luggage!)

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FBI's PRISM slurping is 'unconstitutional' – and America's secret spy court is OK with that

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"Jeffress is not allowed to appeal the decision"

Of course not. It's their ball and it's their back yard and *they* make the rules!

She's just lucky she hasn't suffered an unfortunate "accident"...

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Mitsubishi 'fesses up: We lied in fuel tests to make our cars look great

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"It was Nissan that blew the whistle on the scam"

But was that before someone blew it for them?

At least this way they get to have some control over the way the story goes.

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US government sued by activists looking for backdoor smoking gun

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It's a secret...

"We're allowed to have them, you aren't"

Signed - Your Government

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Cybercrooks turn away from banks. Your health records are far juicier

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Meanwhile, of course...

... our UK Government wants to flog off all our medical data (which is "anonymised", honest, plebs, would we lie to you?) to their mates in the insurance and private healthcare industries, but it will be safe, we've said so, so don't worry your pretty little heads about it...

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Clucking hell! Farcical free-range egg standard pecked apart by app

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Re: Simple App

Here's a perfect example to test it on: Martin Lews (moneysavingexpert.com) ripping George Osborne apart because Gideon stole the title "Living Wage" and redefined it to be something which *isn't* the Living Wage...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/george-osborne-accused-of-stealing-the-living-wage-by-money-saving-expert-martin-lewis-a6991526.html

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NYPD anti-crypto Twitter campaign goes about as well as you'd expect

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Seriously...?

They *really* didn't see this coming? It's not as if there haven't been plenty of examples of this...

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They Came From Beyond Our Galaxy And Landed In The Ice!

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Vun...

... Extra-galactic neutrino. Ah-ha-ha-haaa!

Mine's the cape...

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America's Intelligence Transparency Council to meet for the first time … behind closed doors

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You keep using that word...

... I do not think it means what you think it means...

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Bibliotheca Alexandrina buys a Huawei superdupercomputer

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"The building cost $220m...

"...has space for eight million books, and has an 11-floor reading room."

And hopefully a better fire suppression system than the original...

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Baddies' brilliant plan to get mobile malware whitelisted: Bribery

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Next thing...

... people will be paying the writers of Ad Blocking software to let their rubbish through (along with any associated malware...)

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Humans get 'aroused' fondling robots in their private areas – study

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Paging...

... Howard Wolowitz...

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Iceland prime minister falls on sword over Panama Papers email leak

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Fallen on his sword...

... but how many of the people named are actually going to face any sort of criminal charges?

They will no doubt say "Well, it was legal under the tax laws of my country" without saying "of course those laws were written and/or voted in by *other* people on the list..."

One law for us, another one for them.

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George Bush naked selfie hacker Guccifer gets his day in US court

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Re: Why a custodial sentence?

How do you say "Pour encourager les autres" in Romanian?

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French mobe repair shop chaps trash customer's phone

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Re: Re : "tell us, where do you work?"

And Yag goes for the desperate "It was a joke, didn't you get it" tactic.

(Hopefully followed by "When you're in a hole, stop digging...")

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Microsoft's Brad Smith on encryption: Let the politicians decide

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Re: This won't be popular to say....

> Politicians are, in theory, accountable to the general public.

Yes, in theory. However the fact of the matter is that in the USA they're pretty much bought and paid for by big businesses.

As the old saying has it: If voting could actually change anything, they'd ban it.

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Re: "Let the politicians decide"?

Remember: An honest politician is one who *stays* bought...

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Adblock wins in court again – this time against German newspaper

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Re: Thinking about this thing a bit more..

> Absurd?! This is the future. Get with it!

Twenty minutes into the future...

Janie Crane: "An off switch?"

Metrocop: "She'll get years for that. Off switches are illegal!"

- Max Headroom - Episode 1.6 "The Blanks"

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