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What word is missing from the following sentence...?
"A ____ and his money are soon parted"
... of those old anti-drugs messages:
This is your brain.
This is your brain on Clarity...!
Re: Well at least it's almost science
To quote Isaac Asimov: "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
... a load of bollocks to me...
More than a handfull....
.... is where it starts to get really interesting
Or so I've been told...
"We received an invitation in the post one Monday morn'
"To attend our cousin's wedding in the town where we were born..."
- Cheap Flights by Fascinating Aida.
@fearnothing Re: Very dangerous indeed
"The acts involved in this do specify that intent is a necessary component for it to be a criminal act."
Whilst that is technically true, the fact is that the Police and CPS in cases like this act on the principle of "Presumed guilty unless you can prove your innocence".
Meanwhile all your computer gear, DVDs, CDs, videos, mobile phones, memory sticks and anything else have been confiscated for analysis (which means you'll not see them again for at least six months to a year and they'll often be buggered by the time you do get them back), some "concerned copper" will probably have leaked the story to the press and told your neighbours that you're a suspected kiddy fiddler. and you'll end up with a huge legal bill...
I work from home and had one of these calls saying they were from the PRS and asking if I listened to music whilst I worked.
I replied "Hear that sound...?"
"Exactly!" and put the phone down.
Yes, they have been ever since the advent of the Cassette Tape prompted claims that "Home Taping is Killing Music!"
... The Stig could end up being targetted by this...!
Nice Brand you have there, Squire...
... Be a shame if anything happened to it, know what I mean?
Now all you need to do is sign up to our Protection Package and register twenty domain suffixes just to make sure that it stays pristine...
... will be code-named "Andromeda"...
... a Monolith I see...?
Just about to leave Orange...
They've decided to "simplify" my mobile charges which means that instead of a call to an Orange number being cheaper than one to another network and my getting free calls to my voicemail etc, *everything* is going to cost 25p a time which means that some things have effectively gone up in price by 500%!
Goodbye, greedy bastards.
No chronological order
I've just found a big problem with the new system: Comments no longer appear in chronological order.
So if A posts a comment, then B replies, but B's post gets more likes, it gets bumped up above A's post, but C's reply to B might appear below A's...
This makes any discussion style comments virtually incomprehensible.
@heyrick Re: Commercial Nonsense
"It's illegal, but...
"...the authorities (as so often in copyright cases) are on the side of the offender, not the victim."
So it's ok to be a "Freetard" if you're a big company...?
@A Known Coward - Re: Good one...
Thanks for posting the correction.
Under the Consumer Protection Regulations you can say "If you want you can collect your goods at your expensive and at my convenience, if you don't, I'll keep them, thank you".
Re: Good one...
Why throw them away? Under the Unsolicited Goods and Services Act they can be treated as gifts and you could flog them out on eBay :-)
... of when McDonalds threatened to sue the Merriam-Webster Dictionary for including "McJob"!
Dew knot putt...
... awl yore trussed inn spill chequers...
"Where is the war on car traffic?"
A good question. I recall when there was the rail accidents at Potters Bar and people were saying "Ooh, I won't go on trains again", completely failing to realise that there was the equivalent of a Potters Bar *every two days* on the roads!
It's already been proven repeatedly that using a mobile device at the wheel is as dangerous as driving whilst at the legal blood alcohol limit, so, in this country at least, it should already be covered under existing legislation if only we had enough Police on the roads to actually *enforce* those laws...
@Thomas 4: Re: Umm, I'm not sure how cool I am with this
Why am I waiting for someone to day "But it's just a bit of fun!"
(PS it wasn't much fun from my POV at school either...)
I tried one of these...
... but it just downloaded a Zombie Trojan...
@AC Re: Are any Reg readers also employees of Google?
There's always BeefTaco, Better Privacy, FlashBlock, Ghostery...
Re: Are any Reg readers also employees of Google?
I'm not a Google employee and I don't know the answer to your question, but I don't worry either, because I use NoScript and block Google Analytics completely!
@AC Re: @Graham Marsden
So your argument is "Well every other search engine is also doing it, so that makes it ok"?
Now try going to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_online_map_services and see how many of those mapping services are likely to ever get a hit off *any* search engines...
Go to Google.
Put in a town or city name or post code.
What comes up? A bunch of links and, more importantly, a Google map.
There may be other mapping services available, but who's going to look at those when they can just click on the first offering available?
*That* is a clear abuse of Google's power to stifle the competition.
Pensioners! Want to know more about getting online...?
Then visit this Government website...!
Well it lets you get revenge for all those shopping trips where you have to make a choice between the red outfit and the brown one (Who cares? Just pick one!) or trying not to get tripped up by "Does my bum look big in this?" questions.
If he had done this in England...
... he could have been facing jail time...
Sexual Offences Act 2003 - Paragraph 67
(5) A person guilty of an offence under this section is liable—
(a)on summary conviction, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 6 months or a fine not exceeding the statutory maximum or both;
(b)on conviction on indictment, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 2 years
Re: So, you can defeat this by being late?
"lets make it so that there are a 100 different things the terrorist has to get right every time in order to not be caught."
Please look up the following words: "False Positive".
How many people might also fall foul of those "100 different things"?
As for "unfounded distrust", perhaps you should look up "diminishing returns" too...
... Are the RIAA and MAFIAA going to try to bring back Debtors' Prisons??
... Ride of the Valkyrie...!
... actually it was just the Magic Blue Smoke (that all electronic equipment has inside) escaping...
@Steve 13 Re: Concentration
"automatic, unconscious competence is the highest level"
Yes, but that is *not* what the majority of road users have. They do things automatically right up until the point that something goes wrong, then they slam on the brakes or swerve or freeze up in panic because their skills are only good enough to let them cope with every day situations.
What they do *not* do is use good observation and planning to see a situation *before* it develops. They're mostly just watching the back of the car in front or giving a casual glance in their mirror if and when they think about it rather than considering what other vehicles may be doing.
Remember that the Driving Test only ensures that someone has the *bare minimum* of skills to be allowed out on the road in charge of a vehicle and once you've passed that Test you will almost never need to demonstrate that your skills are still up to scratch.
Unfortunately when youy couple that with being under the influence of alcohol (even if not above the legal limit) or being distracted by using a mobile phone on the move, what you get is a recipie for disaster...
You'd prefer some ridiculously contrived acronym?
"allows the same individual...
"...to be assigned the same pseudonym across various data sets."
So if the pseudonym is compromised in one data set, then all the other data sets are compromised to.
Not exactly anonymous at all, then...
Whilst Moon was interesting to begin with and had excellent visuals (apart from people moving like they were in 1g when they were on the moon in 1/6th of a g!), IMO it explained itself too quickly and then ended in a fairly commonplace manner after a potentially good start.
[Possible spoilers in the next couple of paragraphs...]
I felt there could have been a lot more done with the "paranoia" aspect of "is this real or not" scenario and GERTY being helpful by giving Bell the password struck me as a convenient plot device which, given that it wouldn't answer his questions previously, didn't seem credible.
Also one thing that I didn't follow was that (presumably) the girl he hallucinates at the start is supposed to be the one who is now 15, but how did he know what she looked like as he wouldn't have had memories of her?
A nice idea, but flawed execution.
You have to wonder...
... how much the lobbying they undoubtedly engaged in cost in comparison to the fine...
@Captain Underpants and moiety - Re: OK, case study....
Thanks guys! It was the techfleece one I was thinking of, but the XKCD one is equally valid!
Remember, Kids: Home Taping is Killing Music...!
Ah, I recall those warnings from when I was at school in the 1970s and the Music Industry was decrying the creation of the compact cassette and the tape-to-tape recorder which let you get a copy of the album your mate bought.
So if all *that* piracy was "Killing Music", how come the same people and the same industry were whining about the same thing when the CD burner came along and then the DVD burner and now Torrent sites?
Frankly if this alleged 5% is such a threat to the profitability of their industry (and not just their bonuses), they really need to look at their business models a bit more closely.
Or they could just stop gouging their customers for stupidly (and unjustifiably) high prices for crap content laden with DRM and piracy warnings and offer a decent product at a reasonable price.
Re: OK, case study....
"Today, you buy a DVD, to find there are adverts for other stuff, including other films, that you CANNOT skip over!!!"
I'm sure there was an XKCD or similar which made exactly this point, but I can't find it.
Can anyone point me to a link?
... some people rather missed the point of my last comment.
Lobbying is *ANYONE* being able to have a say on what their government does, be it by contacting their MP, getting up a petition or whatever.
If as "Obviously!" wanted, *all* such lobbying was banned, we would have an even less representative government than we do now!
"Reding is trying to protect us from the evil corporates who would screw us left and right if allowed too"
You mean as opposed to the evil governments who, if they couldn't be lobbied by anyone, would screw us left and right *even more* than they do right now?
Re: Correct Horse Battery Staple
"Bacon is so much better than anchovies."
But it's *STILL* going to make you die early according to current news reports...!
... used a rather nice Delta-winged drone with a camera in a recent episode to do shots which they'd normally have used a much more expensive helicopter for.
It actually gave pretty good results.
Google have developed new Arse pixellating software...
... Apparently the Palace of Westminster has now been pixellated...!
I picked up a copy of this...
... in a charity shop for a quid last year and it's fun to just spend an evening building up Grahamville (hell, if Sheldon can have Sheldonopolis...!) and seeing, for instance, how much you can boost property values in an area by getting rid of noisome neighbours and building lots of parks and planting trees :-)
Same goes for the high street. Why do they open at 9am and close at 5.30pm?
Perhaps because people don't *want* to work all day and all night? Perhaps because the stores can't afford to employ the extra staff and pay for the extra lighting and heating that opening late would involve?
Perhaps people have *lives* they want to enjoy...
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