4749 posts • joined 19 Jan 2007
... playing this on an 8k Commodore Pet!
Prior art from Judge Dredd...
... Spy in the Sky microdrones
@Trib Re: Hotmail - for El reg ID's
Or you can turn off the ads with NoScript and Adblock Plus.
And if it's something his system, it's something with mine as well (running Firefox) because when I first try going into it and try to click on anything it's "oops, no, not going to do anything yet, still loading lots of crap, wait five seconds and then try again and maybe the whole page will have loaded..."
@Caff Re: Will be forced on us
No, that's not a *need*, that's an excuse.
@william 10 Re: ID cards - good, database - bad
Do I need to produce ID to travel in a taxi? No.
Do I have to pay for my train ticket with a card (or produce a card to get permission to buy one)? No.
Do I have to purchase a non-anonymous Oyster Card to travel in London? No.
I *can* do these, if I wish, but that's my *choice*, it's not an obligation.
@I think so I am? Re: Bad ideas never die...
You are not required to carry a passport or National Insurance card simply to prove that you have the right to walk down the street.
It has long been a principle of English Common Law that you have the right to "Go about your lawful business without let or hindrence" ("let" meaning needing permission).
ID cards could (and very probably would) be used to infringe this right.
"it simply doesn't portray the shadowy world of intelligence effectively"
And if it did, do you think they'd *say* so?
"Oh, yes, that's a perfectly accurate depiction of the way we do XYZ, so all our enemies will now know what we do and be able to develop ways to stop us..."!
"unauthorized actions of this unauthorized individual"
The cynical part of me reads that as "fall guy"...
"...(a curiously child-like scoring system, in this hack's opinion)"
Points at the Michelin Guide: "They started it!!"
What a perfect place...
... for my secret underground base from which I will rule the world!
Re: Worlds Oldest Experiment?
Damnit, I know i've seen a programme featuring the experiment you mention, but I *cannot* find a reference for it!
IIRC it's an experiment in the diffusion of liquids using two 10' long (or some such size) vertical tubes, I think the top one had copper sulphate in and the bottom one was water. The experiment is to see how long it will take before both tubes are an identlcal colour and it had been running since the 19th century.
My recollection was that it was in a chemistry lab at Oxford or Cambridge but my google-fu has let me down :-(
Anyone else remember this?
... yer my besht mate, buddy, knowatimean...
@Ledswinger - Re: This is not rocket science...!
"Quite seriously, if they aren't charging, is it reasonable to expect much in the way of testing (or development, or anything, really)?"
I would ask "Are you serious?" but you appear to be...!
If someone is offering a product which is designed to protect your computer from software which may damage it, but which has been inadequately tested and so *causes* damage to your system, then they cannot simply disclaim liability for that failure by saying "well, it was free, so people shouldn't expect it to work properly"!
More importantly, the idea of the "free product" is to get people to sign up for the paid product, so making such a monumental cock-up as this is liable to damage confidence in your business and mean they go to another, more reliable, supplier.
This is not rocket science...!
How can any anti-virus company release an update without comprehensive testing on a range of machines with various generally expected software configurations to ensure that this sort of thing doesn't happen?
Warning - Red Herring Alert!!! Re: What I don't understand...
Brilliant: Any discussion about the actual subject of this article is now liable to be dragged off-topic by pointless ranting about America's Gun Laws!
Please Do Not Feed The Troll!
@AC Re: BBC
"I'd be negotiating the rights properly rather than just sending it in free."
The problem is that most people don't realise that, by sending stuff into the BBC, they're effectively giving it to them for free in perpetuity, let alone have any idea *how* to negotiate the rights properly.
Of course it's not in the BBC's interests to tell them about this...
I must immediately...
... check out these 198 sites to see *just* how disgusting they are...!
"the highest bidder will make the greatest use"
Unless (for reasons best known to itself) the regulator decides that the highest bidder has bid *too* high, won't be able to keep up their payments and declares the second highest bidder the winner!
This happened way back in 1990 when TVS (who held the ITV franchise for the south of England) massively outbid the competition but the ITC decided that they wouldn't be able to pay that amount and gave it to Meridian!
"more efficient cars which use turbo boost"
You mean like the Knight Industries Two Thousand?
Prior art from the Hitch-Hiker's Guide...
"A loud clatter of gunk music flooded through the Heart of Gold cabin as Zaphod searched the sub-etha radio wave bands for news of himself. The machine was rather difficult to operate. For years radios had been operated by means of pressing buttons and turning dials; then as the technology became more sophisticated the controls were made touch-sensitive--you merely had to brush the panels with your fingers; now all you had to do was wave your hand in the general direction of the components and hope. It saved a lot of muscular expenditure, of course, but meant that you had to sit infuriatingly still if you wanted to keep listening to the same program."
Re: Don't worry, the porn industry will kill it...
And how will they tell the difference between what someone may be doing when watching porn and a gesture used when, say, Peter Mandelson appears on screen?
"it will be seen as a tough stance against corporations...
"...that trade with authoritarian states."
And what about governments who trade with authoritarian states? Can you name any, boys and girls...?
I got given a "clamp round the mains cable" meter by Scottish Power when I switched to them a couple of years ago.
After a week or so of checking, I found that, unsurprisingly, I was already using pretty much the minimum amount of electricity I needed because I do incredibly clever things like *switching stuff off* when I'm not using it!
PS @ AC, you'd let the electriicty company remotely switch off your fridge? I hope you enjoy food poisoning...
'BEUC called for an alternative remedy -
'an "even-handed" principle, in which Google "must hold all services including its own to exactly the same crawling indexing ranking display and penalty algorithms".'
I do believe that this was what I was talking about in the recent comments thread about Google Maps.
If you're going to offer your search results as if they're "fair and balanced", that should be the same for *all* results, not "all results except ours". Otherwise it should at the least be made clear that some results are being prioritised above others the way that they already do with ads and sponsored results and they should provide a link to alternative mapping services.
PS And this is *not* the same as expecting Tesco to advertise ASDA's products, see the previous comment thread for details.
... that voided his warranty...!
"Climate Central openly confesses to being engaged in social engineering...
"as much as anything else. The organisation states: We use proven social science methods to determine what messages resonate with our viewers"
Well damn them! What a sneaky and underhanded method of getting their point across.
Isn't it incredible that nobody has ever thought of this before...?
In your desperate hurry to show how clever you are by lecturing me about what the law says (not to mention creating ridiculous Straw Man arguments), you appear to have overlooked such things as anti-trust and anti-monopoly laws which are intended to prevent anti-competitive behaviour by abuse of a monopoly (or near-monopoly) position.
It seems that you're in favour of totally unregulated free market capitalism which doesn't operate for the good of the customer, but only for the good of the shareholders and directors (aka "fuck you, I'm alright Jack") but I prefer to look at the slightly bigger picture.
In any case (not least given that you've implied that I'm a "nazi" for wanting to do this) I see little point in trying to carry on a reasonable discussion with you, so feel free to enjoy the last word. (Try not to sprain your arm patting yourself on the back...)
Re: obnoxiousgit @JetSetJim - I remember streetmap...
Oh dear, obnoxiousGit, you're really trying to live up to your self-chosen moniker, aren't you?
I had a bet with myself that you'd try to pick nits by claiming "Haha! You said 'map'" not "map of somewhere" and claim a pedantic victory point, so congratulations on living down to my expectations. And calling me names is just sad.
As for "users who have all choosen Google as a search provider", that's like Microsoft claiming that people "chose" to use Internet Explorer, so please stop with that tedious nonsense.
If you want a better example than the tired old ones that you're repeating, consider this: What if you ran a butchers or a green grocers in a town centre and then Tescos or some other large chain decide to try to get planning permission to build their supermarket on the main road coming into town. Are they offering customers a better product? No. What they're doing is making sure that anyone who comes to that town is presented with TESCO right up front so other businesses are much less likely to get a look in.
This is not ridiculous, this *has happened* such that many shops who were offering higher quality products have been put out of business because most people don't bother to look any further than the first big shop they come to.
That is what Google are doing.
obnoxiousgit Re: @JetSetJim - I remember streetmap...
"Post us all up a picture of what Google shows you when you type map into Google search engine, then make that claim again."
Certainly. I searched for "Map of Portsmouth" and this is what I got...
What is right at the top of the search results? A nice big map from, oh, look, it's google. Sure, there are other ones "below the fold", but which one is the average user most likely to click on?
Please feel free to downvote me anyway...
Re: @JetSetJim - I remember streetmap...
Sigh, I knew I should have written the rest of this in my post, but I was in a hurry, so, unsurprisingly, people came out with the same tired old "why shouldn't google prioritise its own products" and "I can't buy ASDA products in Tescos" nonsense which, as usual, completely misses the point.
Imagine you come up with *the best* online mapping service ever. It's fast, it's accurate, it shows everything down to the nearest pillar box, it's the most wonderful map in the whole world.
What do you think your chances of getting it to the first place on the most widely used search engine in the world? What do you think your chances are of it immediately showing your map at the top of a search page? Even if loads of people link to it, will it ever come above Google's Map? What do you think?
So you're always going to be forced into second place by a product which is second rate to yours because *Google* holds the keys and most people aren't going to bother looking below the first result which is presented to them and clicking on that.
Google claim to "do no evil" and say that they rank sites according to popularity and how useful they are, but when they exploit their power to prioritise themselves no matter how good any other product will be then they are abusing a monopoly position.
What they *should* do, just as Microsoft was forced to do with browser choice, is, when someone searches for "map", take them to a page which shows them *all* the online mapping services and then let the *consumer* decide which one they want.
@JetSetJim - Re: I remember streetmap...
"Not sure when Google last prevented me from viewing Streetmap, though"
Once again I have to point out that if you search for a map of a town on Google, at the top of the page, prioritised before any other results, is Google's own offering. That will immediately stop most people from every looking for another mapping service.
There are many other online mapping services, but they are simply not getting a look in because of Google's anti-competitive behaviour.
All your smartphone...
... are belong to us...
... IIRC one UK force did try a Sierra Cosworth, but that's not really as cool...
Those accused of rape and similar crimes...
... should be given anonymity unless and until they are proven guilty, otherwise this just panders to the lynch mob mentality of the readers of certain Tabloids amongst others and they will most likely be "tried in the media", have their lives torn apart and their (potential) careers destroyed such that even if or when they are found not guilty, they'll find it incredibly difficult to recover.
"Naming and Shaming" like this will have the same sort of effect from those who think that "there's no smoke without fire" because if you throw enough mud, some of it will stick.
Imagine if you were one of those people but were innocent, yet every time someone looks for your name (such as a prospective employer!) it came up "suspected rapist"...
Re: I'm confused.
I had more problems with the latest update to Skype which caused the machine to freeze (but not BSOD) after booting.
Eventually after restarting in Safe Mode and stopping Skype trying to run on startup I was able to uninstall it and roll back to an earlier version which fixed the problem.
@Nuke - Re: @Madra - Harsh but fair...
"Many a time I could have pulled out of a junction if only I had known that an approaching car was going to turn into it."
You mean you actually *trust* people to do what they're indicating?!
What word is missing from the following sentence...?
"A ____ and his money are soon parted"
... of those old anti-drugs messages:
This is your brain.
This is your brain on Clarity...!
Re: Well at least it's almost science
To quote Isaac Asimov: "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
... a load of bollocks to me...
More than a handfull....
.... is where it starts to get really interesting
Or so I've been told...
"We received an invitation in the post one Monday morn'
"To attend our cousin's wedding in the town where we were born..."
- Cheap Flights by Fascinating Aida.
@fearnothing Re: Very dangerous indeed
"The acts involved in this do specify that intent is a necessary component for it to be a criminal act."
Whilst that is technically true, the fact is that the Police and CPS in cases like this act on the principle of "Presumed guilty unless you can prove your innocence".
Meanwhile all your computer gear, DVDs, CDs, videos, mobile phones, memory sticks and anything else have been confiscated for analysis (which means you'll not see them again for at least six months to a year and they'll often be buggered by the time you do get them back), some "concerned copper" will probably have leaked the story to the press and told your neighbours that you're a suspected kiddy fiddler. and you'll end up with a huge legal bill...
I work from home and had one of these calls saying they were from the PRS and asking if I listened to music whilst I worked.
I replied "Hear that sound...?"
"Exactly!" and put the phone down.
Yes, they have been ever since the advent of the Cassette Tape prompted claims that "Home Taping is Killing Music!"
... The Stig could end up being targetted by this...!
Nice Brand you have there, Squire...
... Be a shame if anything happened to it, know what I mean?
Now all you need to do is sign up to our Protection Package and register twenty domain suffixes just to make sure that it stays pristine...
... will be code-named "Andromeda"...
... a Monolith I see...?
Just about to leave Orange...
They've decided to "simplify" my mobile charges which means that instead of a call to an Orange number being cheaper than one to another network and my getting free calls to my voicemail etc, *everything* is going to cost 25p a time which means that some things have effectively gone up in price by 500%!
Goodbye, greedy bastards.
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