* Posts by Graham Marsden

6899 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Jan 2007

NHS Direct gets to be number one, one, one

Graham Marsden
Unhappy

Re: 101

I'm in Portsmouth and I've actually used 101 a few times for things that were worth contacting the Police for (eg idiots bombing up and down the road on a mini-moto late at night) but not worth dialling 999 about.

It was actually a good idea and I would have hoped to see it rolled out nationwide instead of being dumped...

Data protection fee to cost bigger orgs £500 a year

Graham Marsden
Boffin

Great. but now...

... how about actually giving the ICO some teeth instead of them only being able to wag a finger and say "naughty people, you should make customers' data secure"?

New boffinry: North Atlantic could be massive CO2 sink

Graham Marsden
Grenade

@Jody and Stevie

Congratulations! You get today's 20/20 hindsight award... See icon for details.

... of course if this turns out to have drawbacks that weren't obvious now, but turn up 20 years in the future, you'll be obliged to return the pin, although you can keep the rest...

Cops to step up use of phone and net records

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@David 105

Yep, that's what I thought too, just as we keep being told how "successful" the use of DNA is in criminal investigations, even though in many cases the perp would have been caught without it.

Still, why let the facts get in the way of a good bit of spin...?

Plod to get computer forensics 'breathalyser' next year

Graham Marsden
FAIL

Part of the backlog...

... was caused by too many "speculative seizures" by technologically naive detectives.

And much of the rest was caused by them engaging in desperate fishing trips in the hope that they could find something, anything, on the computers that they could do the suspect for...

Deal inked in US Navy 'R2-D2' raygun robo-turret plan

Graham Marsden
Coat

Right on, Commander!

... I had a 4MW beam laser on my Cobra Mk III...

Anti-smut Baroness sent to solitary

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"Daily Mail-pleasing" mode

And this is the real problem, coupled with them knowing that they're going to get a kicking at the next election.

So they're going to try to push through as much populist legislation as they can to make themselves look good in the media whislt, at the same time, force their personal agendas on the rest of us before they're thrown out of power.

When the two co-incide (as they might well do in cases like this) then we're in deep shit...

NZ lad punts nude mum snaps on net

Graham Marsden
Joke

As the old joke has it...

... Got any naked photos of your mother?

No.

Want to buy some...?

Tory Lady tries to give bodice-rippers the snip

Graham Marsden
Boffin

@Tony Davenport 1

> Writings about "acts likely to result in serious injury to anus" ...

> What have I done???

It's ok, as long as you weren't sexually aroused by them...

Graham Marsden
Flame

Icon for the burning of books...

... so that's every copy of the works of the Marquis De Sade, Venus in Furs by Sacher-Masoch, The Story of O by Pauline Reage...

How long before the British Taliban decide that even more stuff must be banned to protect our Moral Purity...?

US sinks $0.5bn into electromagnetic aircraft-throwers

Graham Marsden
Coat

But does anyone get to say...

... Launch all Vipers!

Scientists print out super-slim battery

Graham Marsden
Joke

They missed an obvious application...

... the Government should require high powered versions to be built into ALL clothing with a remote control available to all Police and they won't have to bother giving cops tasers any more...

Apple patents karaoke lessons

Graham Marsden
Megaphone

Why not just...

... add a Taser attachment.

THAT would stop people singing off-key...!!

Trading Standards calls for online knife sale ban

Graham Marsden
Coat

Err...

... what, exactly are "underage products"?

Spam levels bounce back after botnet takedown

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Normal?

This must be some strange definition of "normal" that I wasn't previously aware of...

Air NZ rolls out naked safety vid

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And in the UK...

.... if you did this sort of thing, you'd probably get sacked for "Bringing the company into disrepute"...

Prof: People reject news which conflicts with beliefs

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Bollocks...!

"The prof added that, counterintuitively, it is those with little confidence in their own beliefs who are least willing to consider opposing views."

I frequently have problems in discussion forums, getting accused by some people of not being willing to listen to other points of view and only accepting stuff that agrees with my own beliefs etc.

But what these people don't realise is that I've developed my opinions over 20 or more years of such discussions. I will still listen and I'm perfectly willing to change my position, but they're going to have to come up with a damned convincing argument to show why my position is wrong.

Mobile operators question net snoop plan

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"I don't see any evidence of that"

Gamble then went on to say that he had seen no evidence of the Pope being a Catholic or bears shitting in the woods, so, obviously, these claims had no factual basis...

RIAA claims victory in Usenet.com copyright case

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Usenet RIP :-(

Despite the ignorance of Steve Kay, Usenet is still of use to many people.

Unfortunately now, given this nonsensical ruling (how is Usenet supposed to deal with any illegal copying?) coupled with the excuse used by certain providers that "Usenet is used for distributing kiddie porn, so we're not going to carry any Usenet groups", it looks like it's going to be wiped out :-(

Chickens could 'power hydrogen cars'

Graham Marsden
Unhappy

And I was all ready...

... to make a comment about this being a Chicken Shit idea...

Home Office ditches compulsory ID card trial

Graham Marsden
Big Brother

The government sees young people as...

... less immediately opposed to carrying such a card.

Translation: they don't realise what the risks to their basic liberties are.

In other words: Get them young and by the time they've figured it out, it'll be too late.

Japanese airport trials 'personal mobility vehicles'

Graham Marsden
Alert

iReal...

... iPod, iPhone, iTunes, iGoogle...

... can I please trademark iDespair?!

UK obscenity law: Where to now?

Graham Marsden
Happy

@Chika

ITYM "Playmobil" ;-)

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There is also the point...

... that had someone decided to hire a group of look-alike models and have them pose for photographs to "illustrate" the story, even though the story was not illegal and no illegal acts were committed in the making of the photos, if someone decided the images were "grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise of an obscene nature", "for the purposes of sexual arousal" and showed "an act which threatens a person’s life" then the CPS could have successfully prosecuted under the Dangerous Pictures provisions of the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act!

What a ludicrous situation...

US senators demand boycott of Iran 'snoop' firms

Graham Marsden
FAIL

Idiots...

... or should that be "Senatards"?

Girls Aloud net obscenity case falls at first hurdle

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@Coruscating Frenzy

So, let me see if I've got this right.

Someone has not committed a crime, they have been acquitted in Court of any offence, yet they should *still* be sacked for exercising their legal right to freedom of expression simply because you (or some po-faced idiot in the CIvil Service) don't like what they wrote?

In other words "you have the freedom to write what *we* like..."

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@Armus Squelprom

> there's no shred of literary or creative merit to redeem Darryn Walker's vile, jealous filth.

Sorry, have you *READ* the Daily Star recently...?

> His employer is wholly entitled to conclude that this behaviour has brought them into gross disrepute

Why? WTF has this to do with them if he didn't write it on work time or use work computers? This is the same sort of nonsense that has teachers being sacked because they go to Fetish Clubs even though they would never mention it to the children they teach.

You, like Estariel, seem to think that hearsay, gossip and "the court of public opinion" are more important than someone's right to freedom of expression and their right to the presumption of innocence.

Would you like to apply for the job of Home Secretary?

Graham Marsden

@Code Monkey

Yes, the law has (now) been clarified, but, as with the Dangerous Pictures Act, it would never have come to that had the law been written clearly in the first place.

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@Estariel

No, *you* get *your* categories sorted:

1) Not guilty.

2) Guilty.

There are *NO* other categories, unless you believe in trial by media, gossip, hearsay and innuendo.

The guy wrote a work of FICTION, if you're going to start censoring stuff simply because you don't like it, let alone arresting people for doing so, you're on a very dangerous and slippery slope.

If you don't like it, don't read it, but don't make ridiculous and unfounded assumptions about other people based on your own ignorance.

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Excellent news...

... but you have to wonder how much public money they wasted on this farce.

NASA reacquires original Moon landing footage

Graham Marsden
Black Helicopters

Australia...?

... not in a hanger in Nevada?

Hmm, THAT'S what El Reg missed with the new icons, there's no Tin Foil Hat icon...! Guess it'll have to be a Black Helicopter.

Think tank rumbles over gov data-hogging

Graham Marsden
Big Brother

Opt IN, not opt OUT!!!

The title says it all.

Panasonic patches cameras to block rivals' batteries

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So how long before...

... third party power pack suppliers start making compatible batteries with copied chips like those who make compatible ink cartridges?

"Remember folks, using compatible cartridges may give poor results or damage your printer or fund terrorism (and will stop us selling our ink at higher prices than vintage champange...)"

Geek demos Theremin Super Mario game controller

Graham Marsden
Paris Hilton

So...

... let me see, to make Mario do stuff, you've got you make rapid vertical jerking motions with your right hand...?

I can see a whole new market for this controller...

Paris, because...!

Designer pitches flat-pack power plug

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Damn, that's rather clever...!

I'm impressed at the way someone has really "thought outside the box" in this case (instead of using it as a meaningless buzz-phrase!)

Yes, it's not perfect, but it's a start and I'm sure there are ways of fixing the problems if people are willing to think about the issues instead of just immediately dismissing it as "won't work, can't work, why bother changing what we've got" etc...

Super Micro stuffs super node into pizza box

Graham Marsden
Coat

"Hello, Pizza Shed...?"

"Yeah, hi, can I get a quattro formaggio, a SuperServer 6016GT-TF-TM2 and a side order of garlic bread, thanks..."

Titsup TSA partner closes airport express lanes

Graham Marsden
FAIL

Security theatre...

Well, at least everyone else didn't have to pay extra for this nonsense...

Punters 'confuse' netbooks with notebooks

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@Alex Connor

> before buying any electronical equipment you need to do some research about it, computer equipment included.

What you should do and what people actually do is another matter entirely!

"I'll have that one because I've heard of their company name".

"I'll have that one because it looks pretty".

"I'll have that one because the salesman says it's right for me (and his commission)"...

Surveillance response 'inadequate', say Lords

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The Government rejected most of the report's recommendations....

... saying they didn't give a toss!

China recruits volunteer net porn police

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So what's new...?

The UK Government had the Women's Institute hassling newspapers trying to get them to stop carrying "objectionable adverts" which, supposedly, would prevent women from being trafficked. The difference is only in the medium...

Underwear obligatory for Florida city workers

Graham Marsden
Coat

@Reminds me of the good old days

> A friend of mine once posted in his hangar that he was going to have an inspection under QR 2024.

You sure that wasn't a Space Corps Directive...? ;-)

Britain looks to export net censorship model to Europe

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Europe will love this...

... an un-elected, unaccountable body, doing what it likes without any real controls, banning sites based on a list that nobody but them has access to...?

Sounds very European to me.

Gov considers website to teach tech skills

Graham Marsden
Paris Hilton

Reminds me of...

... the old piece of graffiti

"Illiterate? Write to this address for help!"

Law lord lashes out at ID cards

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Bravo...

... Lord Steyn!

At least there are a few people willing to speak out about this who might actually get listened to.

Unfortunately people like him are why the Government wants to replace the Lords with a bunch of party hacks who will rubber-stamp whatever nonsense they want to push through.

Extreme porn law used on beastly Chinese DVD pirates

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@Mark 33

Unfortunately right from the word Go the Government has been attempting to create a false association between so-called Extreme Pornography and Child Porn, eg in their highly biased "consultation document" there were repeated references to CP even though the EP law was absolutely nothing to do with children.

Unsurprisingly, now, we see someone being accused of possessing both which will undoubtedly lead to implications that anyone who might have EP is also a kiddie fiddler.

Graham Marsden

@Gareth

The point about this case is that the law *assumes* guilt because the offence is one of "simple possession" of the images.

The guy selling the DVDs most probably had nothing to do with the making of them, nor any acts shown on them and so didn't break any laws in that context.

But this law doesn't care about that, it just says "you possess these images, therefore you are a criminal and the only way you can avoid being convicted is by proving your innocence" which is a reversal of the usual presumption of innocence not to mention a breach of Paragraph 2 or Article 6 of the European Convention on Human Rights.

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Well what a surprise...

... a new law gets introduced for one purpose and immediately the Police find a way to extend it in ways that simply make life easier for them.

Let's hear it for good old function creep.

Can anyone tell me how this would have saved Jane Longhurst's life?

Adventurer demands -70°C phone for next expedition

Graham Marsden
Coat

HELLO!!!

I'M AT THE NORTH POLE!

IT'S RUBBISH!!!

The Times kills off blogger anonymity

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Goodbye Whistleblowers...

So we've seen a nurse struck off for revealing shortcomings in the NHS and now this copper has been given a warning for revealing shortcomings in the police.

:-(

Minority Report command sales system pushes Euro UAV

Graham Marsden
Coat

So...

... why can't you control it by sticking your arms out to the side and leaning the way you want to go?

And you could make it go faster by making Neooowwwww! noises...

... and you could attack things by going Dakka! Dakka! Dakka!

And...

... sorry, the nurse is here with my medicine...