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... says it all.
Re: Not much of a future
"What do I win?"
A copy of the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...!
Re: Not much of a future
It could have been worse.
It could have been knocked into a black hole in a game of Intergalactic Bar Billiards...
... and only score 10 points.
All together now... "He's not the Messiah...
"... He's a very naughty boy!"
Sure, he should shut up and stop embarassing the US by revealing how arrogant and power hungry their security services are, thinking they have the right to spy on everyone else, everywhere else because "We're the USA goddamnit!"
"Just wondering when Germany became part of the USA"
At the end of WWII. There are still over 45,000 US troops there.
Re: What about bath foam?
And the other sort of bubbles which appear in the bath if you've been eating starchy food...
"If Murdoch organ The Australian is to be believed"
It's a Murdoch publication. If it were to claim that the sky was blue I'd go outside and check...
"Adobe's Flash Player plugin...
"...which Mozilla has determined is used by too many websites to fall under the manual activation requirement."
Really? Hmm, yes it's *so* difficult using FlashBlock...
' imprison those who “abuse” their freedom of speech'
Ah, so another country that thinks that Freedom of Expression means "Freedom to say what *we* approve of".
It's a good thing that there aren't people in Western Governments who think that way...
"at least where their kids might have left the device"
Obviously this needs to include a pulse monitor to ensure that it's still on the child's wrist. Or perhaps it should be lockable with only the parent having the key. And whist they're at it, why not include a remote electric shock device if they discover their child has wandered off the direct path home or has stopped off at a friend's house...
A friend of mine has been known to look in a couple of other places *after* he's found something he was searching for, just so he can say that it *wasn't* in the last place he looked...
... can you burn a DVD?
Re: Oh dear, once again... (Yawn...)
I hope that if I ever create a market leading brand, I'll still be able to keep to my ethical principles...
Re: Oh dear, once again... (Yawn...)
"If there was a significantly better free online map, I would use that."
But how do you know? If someone comes up with a better map which should, organically, go to the top of the search rankings, but Google keeps prioritising its own offering, how will you or anyone else find out about it?
Re: Oh dear, once again... (Yawn...)
Re: Tesco - They (and the other big supermarkets, Asda, Sainsburys and Morrisons) got to be Oligopoly suppliers because a decade or so ago they started selling bread at 7p a loaf and tins of beans at 3p each, ie at well below even the cost of production. This had the effect of driving all the small suppliers out of business, even those who were supplying better products and giving better service, because they simply couldn't compete when the vast majority of people were simply buying on price.
Getting back to google: Try this example, then, you open a copy of the Yellow Pages (which has been bought out by Google) and instead of finding it listed in A, B, C order, you find it goes Google, A, B, C. Most people will start at the beginning (hence why companies change their names to A1 Computers, 1st ABC Computers, .1Computers etc) but again you're getting one company prioritising its services over all others.
Or try this one: Financial Advisers used to be able to claim to be Independant whilst prioritising their own company's financial products over others which was to *their* benefit because they got bigger commissions from them than the ones which would actually have been best for the customer. Do you think that the government was wrong to make sure that people were kept informed of whether or not they were actually getting impartial advice?
Ensuring fair competition is not "manipulating the market", in fact it is the antithesis of it.
PS @Steve Knox - Building a bigger (or sillier) Straw Man doesn't make your arguments any better.
Re: Oh dear, once again... (Yawn...)
@obnoxiousGit and Steve Knox.
Way to miss the point, guys, so let me spell it out for you again...
"Is that giving you what *YOU* are looking for or what *THEY* decide is best for you to see?"
Oh dear, once again... (Re: Yawn...)
Once again we get the tired old arguments of "maybe Tesco should advertise Asda" and other such straw-man nonsense.
As Dr Mouse says, if he wants a map, he goes to google, types in a post code and there's Google Maps with all the others pushed down "below the fold". Sure, google makes it easy to find and nice and convenient, but it makes it easy to find their products before all others.
So imagine this: Google does a lucrative deal with Fox News so that every time you search for a news story, Fox's version of events and their opinions are prioritised above all others. Would you still be happy then?
Is that giving you what *YOU* are looking for or what *THEY* decide is best for you to see?
Here we go again...
The fact is that, for most people, Google is not just *a* search engine, it is *the* search engine. Do you "search" for something online or do you "google" it?
When a company is in such a market dominating position as Google is, it is no longer sufficient to say "well people can go somewhere else" because most people don't even know that there is anywhere else to go in the first place.
So they go to Google, expecting to get at least a semblence of impartiality in their search results, but, instead, get Google's preferred service at the top and others relegated to lower position *even if* those others might actually have had higher organic result rankings and that is an abuse of a monopoly position, just as it was when Microsoft restricted the browser choice market.
The fact of the matter is that monopolies are generally very bad for consumers because they end up restricting choice and that is the point at which regulators need to step in.
"You can't have your privacy violated if you don’t know your privacy is violated, right?"
Sure! And if I steal something from you and you don't notice, you haven't been robbed!
" We are outraged...
"...at the lengths to which the government seems to have gone to intercept data from our private fiber networks" ... that's our territory and we don't want anyone else trying to muscle in on our Data Troughing.
Said the Google Spokesman.
"by the time you make contact you’re moving at almost zero speed"
Err, but bees don't have to worry about stalling if they go below a certain airspeed.
Please+ tell+ me+
... that adding a + sign to every word in a headline about Google+ is not going to become another one of those tiresome "Look! Aren'!t We! Being! Clever!" in-house quirks like we get on Yahoo! stories...
Re: I really must do a TED talk
I have to agree.
I can read a lot faster than someone can talk, so why should I waste time listening to someone blather on for an hour when I could read a transcript of the entire presentation in a much shorter time?
@I ain't Spartacus - Re: Where's my tinfoil hat...
What kind of sucker do you think I am...
Where's my tinfoil hat...
... my kettle is spying on me and I'm sure it's telling the toster and the microwave my secrets too...!!!
And I thought...
... this was going to be about a bunch of Sheilas in furry bikinis...
"it will come with a mono ear-bud...
"...to better plug folk into the company's ad-backed internet systems"
Wasn't there a Doctor Who episode like that?
(Ok, I know it was really two ear buds with glowing blue lights...)
@NomNomNom - Re: Finally
You are free to have as many Commandments as you want. You are free to obey as many of them as you want. I respect your (and their) right to do this.
All I, and others who think like me, would like is that *YOU* respect *OUR* right to have different beliefs and not have you and your ilk telling us that we can't do something because you don't like it.
W... T... F....???
So is it that the petitioners are so incapable of controlling themselves and their browsing habits that they want the Government to block this site because they fear that if they accidentally visit it, they'll instantly be sucked into a world of infidelity?
Or is it that *they* are Paragons of Moral Virtue but fear that their partners are not (or, at least, don't trust them or are incredibly insecure about the strength of their relationships) that they want it banned Just In Case someone else is corrupted by its seductive message...?
Or maybe it's just another example of "Please ban this to stop someone else from doing something which *I* know they shouldn't be doing"?
"The CEO at scandal-hit outsourcing monster Serco has quit..."
... with nothing more than a £1.1 million pay-off, about £5 million in shares and a £2.2 million pension pot.
My heart bleeds for him.
"Cameron's Conservative party have promised...
"...to hold a referendum on Britain's relationship with the EU after the general election of 2015, if they're elected with a majority"... in a desperate attempt to claw back the right wing extremist voters who are defecting to UKIP...
Re: It's sorta working
How about the upvote registering without the page re-setting to put the message at the top of the page?
... get the winning bidder, stick him, unarmed, in the middle of the savannah and then give everyone else the chance to shoot at him...!
Re: Sorry, could you repeat that story?
Well I think that...
... hang on, let me just check this incoming text...
Send a copy to Lewis...
(We still need that Popcorn icon!)
Just because you can spy on everyone...
... doesn't mean that you should.
The problem is that the Security Services see their job as "protecting the country" and they'll protect it so much that whatever made it worth living here in the first place gets trampled underfoot in the process.
Meanwhile they're telling the government "Look, X, Y and Z happened (or could have happened) because we weren't able to read everyone's mail/ monitor everyone's phone calls/ check what website people are visiting/ see who's talking to whom etc etc" and claming that the only way they can prevent terrorist attacks is to be allowed to do anything they want and trough huge amounts of information on everyone in the hope that, by making a bigger haystack they can find some more needles and, regrettably, our governments keep falling for this.
Fortunately for us, the little people, there are a few people who actually have a conscience and believe that the right of Freedom of Expression and the right not to have the State snoop on everything people are doing is more important than preventing "terrorist atrocities" which are actually less likely to kill you than you being struck by lightning.
@Evil Auditor - Re: Great news!
"what's the point of spreading our life beyond earth?"
"Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans."
- Douglas Adams - The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
"[T]here's one thing every scientist on the planet agrees on. Whether it happens in a hundred years or a thousand years or a million years, eventually our Sun will grow cold and go out. When that happens, it won't just take us. It'll take Marilyn Monroe, and Lao-Tzu, and Einstein, and Morobuto, and Buddy Holly, and Aristophanes, and - all of this - all of this - was for nothing. Unless we go to the stars."
- Commander Sinclair - Babylon 5
But what happens...
... if we suddenly find out that "That's no moon" and it start shooting back at us...?
... if someone refers to themselves as a "Gangsta"...?
Re: Phillips monitor
It's when it starts adding "And brush your hair", "don't pick your nose" or "that tie doesn't go with that shirt" for example that defenestration is imminent...
@AC Re: it was "irresponsible of Facebook to post beheading videos"
The point is that David Cameron wants to pass laws based on his inadequate and incomplete knowledge of how something works.
As many have already pointed out in other discussions, his idea of "mandatory filters" that we would have to opt-out of will do virtually nothing to protect anyone (they would almost certainly not have stopped anyone seeing this particular video clip), yet, despite this, he no doubt still thinks it's a good idea.
If he doesn't understand a subject, he should get proper information from those as to whether his proposals are sensible or not, rather than jump on an emotion-laden band-wagon in the desperate attempt to show that he "cares" when the evidence shows that he doesn't actually seem to give a damn about anyone who isn't rich.
it was "irresponsible of Facebook to post beheading videos"
And once again Call me David reveals that he's utterly clueless about how the internet works.
But I have little doubt that he will use this as just another justification for his mandatory porn (and anything else he doesn't like) filters...
Re: Human rights
Paragraph 2 of Article 5 of the European Convention on Human Rights says:
2. Everyone who is arrested shall be informed promptly, in a language which he understands, of the reasons for his arrest and of any charge against him.
This is re-iterated in Paragraph 3 of Article 6:
3.Everyone charged with a criminal offence has the following minimum rights:
(a) to be informed promptly, in a language which he understands and in detail, of the nature and cause of the accusation against him;
Additionally Article 4 of Protocol 7 prohibits the re-trial of anyone who has already been finally acquitted or convicted of a particular offence.
So, it doesn't matter whether you struggle to comprehend these rights or not, they are what he is entitled to.
Nice products you've got there, Squire...
... be a shame if anything happened to them, know what I mean?
Now if you were to sign up for our very affordable on-going insurance policy...
... not least because someone from El Reg asked me to stop plugging Ad Blockers in my comments because "we have to make a living"...
Re: Surely ...
Lol! That's a good one, tell us another...!
Sounds like Bullz to me...
Re: Their next move...
The enemy of our enemy...
... is just someone we haven't sued yet!
(*Well, recently, anyway...)
“To what extent should a Web search engine be held to 'cause' infringement"
But they do! In the same way that cars cause speeding and knives cause stabbings and guns cause shootings and...
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