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Shop-a-suspect web security system: 'We've helped cops nab 100 suspects'

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Re: Graham Marsden Graham Marsden @Matt Bryant - MAtt 21 Wrong measure.

Matt, do you really think such childishness adds anything to the (lack of) validity of your arguments?

Still, feel free to down vote me and call me some more names if it makes you feel better. I'll even let you get the last word in since once again you've shown there's no point in trying to have a reasonable argument with you....

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Re: Graham Marsden @Matt Bryant - MAtt 21 Wrong measure.

Oh dear, Matt, resorting to ad hominem attacks again.

There are parts of London (and other cities) where it is virtually impossible to avoid being within range of CCTV cameras yet, astonishingly, crimes *still* happen in those areas!

You may be happy to have the State monitor and observe and record your every movement and journey and phone call and e-mail and web access, but, please, don't assume that because you "have nothing to hide", you have the right to decide that we should be happy with it too.

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@Matt Bryant - Re: MAtt 21 Wrong measure.

And from 2010: "Number of crimes caught on CCTV falls by 70 per cent, Metropolitan Police admits"

"Prosecutions linked to CCTV have fallen in parts of Britain, raising questions about the true impact of the security cameras."

"Scotland Yard sources suggested the fall was because officers deciding only to mark down an involvement of a CCTV camera if it had formed part of the investigation. Previously officers had recorded if a camera was in the vicinity of the crime scene.

"Campaigners suggested that this change meant that the effectiveness of CCTV as a crime fighting tool might have been exaggerated by the previous figures. "

" Last summer an internal Met Police report concluded that for every 1,000 cameras in London, less than one crime is solved per year"."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/6867008/Number-of-crimes-caught-on-CCTV-falls-by-70-per-cent-Metropolitan-Police-admits.html

Still, let's keep on having Big Brother watch us and snoop on our every move and journey and e-mail and phone call. After all, giving up essential liberties for a little temporary security has always been a good thing, hasn't it?

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And what...

... is the False Positive Rate? How many people were arrested and then found *not* to be criminals?

Or don't we get told that because it makes their scheme look less good in the media?

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Verizon finally drags FCC into court fisticuffs to end one-speed internet for all

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"Internet providers want the extra dosh to...

"... improve their bottom line and boost their bosses' bonuses"

Fixed that for your.

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Boris Johnson floats idea of 'London visa' to attract tech talent

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Oh great...

... so there's going to be even more Londonization, concentrating people and jobs in the capital whilst the rest of the country is treated as somehow second class or second rate.

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Should Nominet ban .uk domains that use paedo and crim-friendly words?

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Newspeak...

... Double-plus good, Proles!

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Google scrambles to block backdoors

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Why does this sound...

... like the online version of Security Theatre?

"Will this make us safer?"

"Well, no, but it will make you *feel* safer, so don't worry your pretty little head about it.!"

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Jail time promised for false tweets in China

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Listening to rumours...

... is Treasonous, Citizen!

- Your friend, The Computer

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Brit and Danish boffins propose NSA-proof crypto for cloud computing

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"your data will remain secure even if everybody else is compromised"

Great, but who are you going to tell...?!

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400 million Chinese people can't speak Chinese: Official

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Re: Lìngrén jingyì!

Shiny!

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Kamikaze Moon mission on track as NASA grips its tumbling LADEE

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Re: 622Mb/sec. From the Moon.

I bet their roaming charges are out of this world...

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Ofcom's head Ed may yet run the Beeb: UK gov 'mulls axing BBC Trust'

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Do I hear the sound...

... of axe grinding...?

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Assange fails in bid for election to Australian Senate

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@jake - Re: Gee, you think?

Have you *looked* at the people who are being elected to office in the US or the UK or several other countries too?!

They're not just deluded, some of them are bat-shit crazy!

And you don't get a choice of candidate, you just get whoever the other nutcases tell you you're getting because they think the same way...

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UK investor throws £14.8m at firm that makes UNFORGEABLE 2-cent labels

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@cornz 1 - Re: Hmm... little pins and a physical test, eh?

Now try the following experiment: Print a load of pages with OEM black ink. Then print a load with compatible ink. Spot the difference (hint: check your wallet).

(PS Oh, and yes, now you can get cheap B&W laser printers, but I have an inkjet that's about 6 years old and still works fine, so I have no need to change it)

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OK, forget the 3D telly fiasco: 4K is gonna blow you away - say tech giants

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All that resolution....

... won't make a crap programme any better!

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Reports: NSA has compromised most internet encryption

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WTF?

Presenting - The Ghost of Senator Joe McCarthy

"the nature of the connections was not described in the document."

Hmm: "Are you, or have you ever been connected to Al Qaeda, Hezbollah, Hamas, or have you ever watched a documentary about them on TV...?"

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Australia's anti-smut internet filter blueprint lasts LESS THAN A DAY

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WTF?

As has recently been achieved in the United Kingdom...

... really? Did I miss something? Exactly when was the following achieved?:

* involve mobile phone operators installing adult content filters on phones which will be switched on as the default unless the customer proves he or she is at least 18 years of age; and

* involve major internet service providers providing home network filters for all new home broadband services, which will be switched on as the default unless the customer specifies otherwise.

Unless by "achieved" they actually mean "comprehensively demonstrated to be utterly impossible to introduce or enforce"...

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Hunt's 'paperless', data-pimping NHS plan gets another £240m

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*Every* day...

... is National "Overspend on Government IT Projects" day!

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Gov IT write-off: Universal Credit system flushes £34m down toilet

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Fixed that for you...

"one can't help but HOPE that Duncan Smith will be the latest and most high-profile victim of the Universal Credit catastrophe."

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Boffinry breakthrough OF THE DECADE: Teens 'influenced' by friends

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@frankl ly - Re: Time for some social engineering

Reading books *while* crossing the road?! ;-)

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Forget Mars: Let's get someone on the Moon – NASA veteran

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Re: Great idea!

Just as long as it's not an Illudium Pu-38 Explosive Space Modulator.

We don't need any Earth-shattering Kabooms!

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" we were told to stay away from it by the aliens..."

... I thought that was Europa?

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Ofcom launches idiot's guide to traffic-shaping

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Bus Lane? Try Ford Lane.

What Ofcom seem to be missing is that if you're streaming your content from one your Broadband Provider's "approved suppliers" (ie themselves or one they get a kick-back from) then your traffic is prioritised over someone who is streaming from a non-approved supplier.

This is the equivalent of having a "Ford Cars Only" lane on the motorway because Ford have struck a deal with the DfT to charge their customers a fee to use that lane and pay the DfT a percentage. Other cars aren't allowed to use that lane because their manufacturers aren't paying the Government for the privilege.

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AT&T helping US drug cops in 'vast, troubling' phone snoop scheme

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@Matt Bryant - Re: Smart move, splitting the opposition.

If they're so clever to "split the opposition" they should have included Kiddie Fiddlers and Terrorists because we "soft liberals" are so dumb that we can't see this tactic for what it is.

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@AC - Re: So forget about presumption of innocence

"if they are monitoring a know person surely this helps them to identify links to their criminal associates so they can be investigated too"

And if that person happens to call your number by mistake and you get identified as a "criminal associate" because of a False Positive, how are you going to prove your innocence (because you sure as hell won't be presumed innocent any more)?

Lots of things can be used for "a huge amount of good" like National DNA databases, ID Cards, country-wide ANPR systems, the fact that they also pi$$ all over fundamental liberties is just an unfortunate side-effect...

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Bionym bracelet promises to replace passwords with ECG biometrics

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Heartbeat...? Gesture activation...?

I wonder what would happen if somone's engaged in a bit of "one handed browsing"?!

Glasses because...

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Watchdog mulls SOCA's secret dossier of private dicks 'hired to hack, blag'

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Operation Millipede?

Hmm, that operation has legs...

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Vietnam crimps online freedom of speech with 'Decree 72'

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@AC - Re: Remind me again:

"It's Communism, so in any practical implementation you've got a self-perpetuating State which acts soley in the best interest of whoever they feel like, normally themselves."

Isn't it great that we, in the West, live in a free society so we don't have the same problems with a small elite running the country to suit themselves and the vested interests of their mates and financial backers...

[/cynic]

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ICANN destroys Google's dotless domain dream

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Kerching!

So lots of money for ICANN for the application process, now they can look forward to even more money as businesses have to defensively register their domains with another load of suffixes!

Trebles all round!

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Beat the UK's incoming smut filter: Pre-censor your grumble flicks

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Thank you Mr Cameron!

Now we don't have to be corrupted by the eeeevilll porn and we can just enjoy the intelligent dialogue, magnificent acting and wonderful music without all the disgusting sex spoiling the fun!

(Icon because Cameron's ideas are a complete joke)

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Science fiction titan Frederik Pohl dies, aged 93

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I only started reading Pohl recently...

... I picked up a copy of The Space Merchants in a charity shop and, whilst reading it, I had to flick back to the front to check what date it was actually written because it seemed so appropriate for today!

A sad loss :-(

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WIN a RockBLOCK Iridium satellite comms module

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MINGE

Miniature In-flight Navigator Gadget Eliminator

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Baffled boffins 'closer' to finding origins of extragalactic COSMIC RAYS

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Re: Never mind the physics

@YAC - I was just thinking that that building would make a great Secret Lair from where I could RULE THE WORLD!!!!!

(Mines the white canvas one with the long sleeves and extra straps...)

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Boffin snatches control of colleague's BODY with remote control BRAIN HAT

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Re: Help me out here...!

Aha! No, it wasn't Heinlein's Waldo, but you just jogged a memory because the story does refer to the device as a "waldo".

It was "More than the Sum of His Parts" by Joe Haldeman from his short-story collection "Dealing in Futures".

Thanks for your help!

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Help me out here...!

I was going to cite a sci-fi story as Prior Art, but I can't remember the name of it (or even who wrote it, but it might have been Philip K Dick or Roger Zelazny) and I've not found it by searching :-(

IIRC it concerns someone who has lost an arm and had a cybernetic replacement, however suffers what would later be described in the Cyberpunk RPG as "Humanity Loss". He tries to get the surgeons to replace the rest of his body but they refuse, so he locks himself in a room with a computerised surgical device intending to carry out the procedure on himself.

The scientists stop him by hooking a lab tech up to a device which remotely controls the arm to punch himself on the chin (decapitating him!) and the arm is then connected to a Doctor who ends by saying something like "What miracles I shall perform..."

So can anyone remind me what the story is and who wrote it?

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@jib

Boffin is certainly not demeaning, it's a term of respect and endearment for those clever "Back-room Boys" who come up with wonderful inventions like Radar, the Bouncing Bomb and other such things which are of use to those who actually need them.

People like Barnes Wallis or even Q from the Bond Films are archetypal Boffins and they would be honoured to be described as such!

(Boffin icon!)

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Revealed: HUNGRY frosty Arctic cleft that could eat 2 Grand Canyons

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Have they found...

... a huge abandoned city of cubes and cones, though?

Tekeli-li! Te-ke-li-li!

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Indian government to bar politicians from using Gmail for official business

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Gmail?!

You mean the mail service that, by using, you automatically give Google permission to read all your mails?!

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Skype: 3D video calling is the FUTURE

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And of course...

... the first adopters of this will be those ladies who charge you several pounds a minute for a video chat.

... erm, at least that's what I've heard...

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Dopey dope-growing dope smoked out by own dope dope-growing vid

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@Stratman - Re: My inner libertarian says

The reason there are those gangs "making a fortune out of smuggling cigarettes and alcohol" is because successive British governments have been stupidly greedy and keep putting up the tax on these products (IIRC something like 75% of the price of a pack of cigarettes is tax) to avoid having to put up other taxes.

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@Goldmember - Re: So exactly...

You forgot to say the magic word...

"Enhance!"

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We've cracked riddle of ANTIGRAVITY mountains on Saturn's Titan - boffins

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Re: It's clear: Those mountains are hollow!

I blame the Sirens...

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NASA's nuclear Mars tank REBELS against human control

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Are you sure...

.... it's not Howard Wolowitz with his "Hey, baby. How would you like to drive a car on Mars?" line...?

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Meet the world's one-of-a-kind ENORMO barge-bowling bridge of Falkirk

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@Phil O'Sophical - Re: Your correspondent explains to some children how they ought to be doing it

"In my experience that message is more likely to be in the Child ->Adult direction, in a suitably exasperated 8-year-old voice."

That reminds me of the picture I saw of a small child on the telephone (with one hand doing a face-palm) and the caption "No, grandma, double-click on the Internet Explorer icon..."

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UK gov call-centre serfs told: Fondle your button for HAPPINESS

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"If you are really unhappy and would like an electric shock to be delivered to the operative"

... "Excuse me, I'd like to escalate my complaint..."

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Botched court doc outs Google as respondent in national security flap

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Can I just say....

... Oh ████!

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Guardian teams up with New York Times for future Snowden GCHQ coverage

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The thick...

... plottens!

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Nasty BOFHses. It burns us! It burns...

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@Ragarath - Re: The Smell!

Surprisingly not.

A market I sell at used to be in a basement venue, the toilets of which emptied into a large tank that then pumped the effluent into the sewers. Unfortunately the day before the market the piping broke and the venue ended up ankle deep in....

They brought in a specialist cleaning company and by the next day you wouldn't even have known there was a problem except for the fact that the concrete floors were the cleanest they'd ever been!

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