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@MJI Re: I would move like a shot
You forgot "Doesn't force you to accept PayPal which, of course, they own, so they get two bites at the cherry as they take another chunk of your profit"!
"requests for access to Google's user data leapt by 15 per cent in the last six months"
Well perhaps that's because they know that Google has been snooping on everyone's e-mails and web searches and so on for ages, so there's got to be some data worth having.
Maybe Google should think about how they could stop this happening...
Well I think that...
Not Maps, but Street View
At the moment, for some reason, parts of Street View appear to be giving black screens.
I was looking for a location near Russell Square in London WC1B 5BB but Street View showed no images, just black.
Other locations, however, worked fine.
Maybe it's an anti-terrorism measure...!!!
"transmitting phony Caller ID information"
*WHY* is this even possible these days?
Is it lack of ability on the part of the telcos or simply lack of giving a damn??
... did they find The Pandorica?
Mines the one with the bow tie in the pocket.
Bow ties are cool...
A few years ago I switched energy suppliers and got a free electricity monitor.
I connected it up and looked at the reading, then went around switching every unnecessary device, charger, tv on standby etc and came back and, lo and behold...
... the bloody reading hadn't changed because I already do that anyway!
So these "Smart Meters" won't save me any money because I'm a Smart Customer!
Meanwhile I have no doubt that a few people in Government have been promised nice little Directorships which will pay them a million quid a year for doing about 12 hours work...
Cui bono? Not us!
@Omgwtfbbqtime - Re: BBC produces quality TV that the market can't...
No, someone should tell the people making documentaries for the BBC that they shouldn't copy Discovery et al and make an hour-long broadcast that could have been done in 20 minutes if it wasn't for all the padding, repetition and trailing of what is coming up...
"the app. It now secretly downloads all of the phones pictures to my server"
And *THAT* Google, is why we, the USERS, need and should control of what apps can actually access on our Android phones!
@Erik4872 Re: Super Cruise
Supercruise is actually the ability of aircraft to maintain a sustained speed in excess of Mach 1 without using afterburners.
The English Electric Lightning was the first plane to be able to do it, the Concorde did it for most of its flight.
@PCS "give us a settings to STOP the videos from autoplaying"
It's called FlashBlock :-)
"the purpose of causing annoyance or inconvenience."
Well isn't he a complete idiot...
... sorry, was that a knock at the door?
It's the money, stupid!
So many of the the issues described can be traced back to a simple source: Money.
Either you have people who are too interested in making money for themselves and their mates to worry about the effects of what they're doing or there are the people who want to and are trying to sort out the problems, but who are told "that's too expensive, do what you can with half the money and, fingers crossed, it will all work out".
Eventually risky practices will be fixed, but usually only after something has gone so catastrophically wrong that they cannot be ignored any more and then, suddenly, money is no object in rectifying them.
Of course only *those* particular problems are fixed, it would be too expensive to sort out *all* the issues (at least until they lead to another disaster...)
We think it's ok...
... so don't worry your pretty little heads about it...
The sound you hear...
... is that of high-fives being shared all around the Chocolate Factory...
'I'll know it when I see it'
Translation: Their "line" is an entirely subjective view (possibly only by one person) which, of course, is not subject to question or review because otherwise it would demonstrate just how inconsistent their decision making progress is.
... who was responsible for the "You didn't shut down your computer properly" message, which generally had users screaming at the screen "That's because your f*****g operating system crashed!"
"In a bid to distance itself from a violent Islamist militant group..."
Are people *really* that stupid that because the Islamist group is currently being referred to as ISIS that any business that has a similar name must be linked to them...?
> US-based mobile payment company
Ah, sorry, forget I asked.
And, of course, there won't be any False Positives in there, boys and girls...
"at least as talented as modern artists"
Talk about damning with faint praise...!
@Hud Dunlap - Re: Why have a license at all?
> For hundreds of years England not only allowed its citizens to have weapons they expected them to have them and be good at it.
Yes, and they had to go and practice the archery every Sunday after Church and be available to be summoned to fight when needed, so people *knew* who they were.
However (judging by your name) you appear to be of the Left-Pondian persuasion (ADDENDUM: Ah, I note from your follow up post that you are indeed) and seem to think that letting anyone have a gun without a licence, without anyone in authority knowing who they are, without background checks, without proof that they actually know how to use it safely and, indeed, without any proof they are actually mentally stable is a good idea.
Then, of course, we get to the situation where everyone has the right to bear arms and thus, many feel the need to do exactly that to protect themselves from all the others who have exactly the same right...
@AC - Re: THIS is an example why there is a 2nd Amendment in the USA
I keep hearing that, but, tell me, when are you going to start the second American Civil War...?
"There is almost to zero chance that you would be of interest to any secret service on the planet."
"a draft article by an independent author"
Matt! When did you start writing for Kaspersky?!
"only if you turn off all Tiles"
Tiles? What are they?
Oh, yeah, those things that I turned off as soon as they were introduced, so when I open up a new tab I get a nice clean blank screen which I can fill with a web page I *choose* from my Bookmarks list.
They may make good cleaners...
... but they make crap videos!
"It undermines the rule of law if laws are unenforceable"
Odd, because that doesn't seem to have stopped the last few governments from passing all sorts of unenforceable laws which look good in the media...
@uffish - Re: Star Wars (The Reagan version).
> Sounds just like the American wheeze to destabilize Soviet Russia, same hype...
ITYM "Same Ret-Con", claiming after the event that it was all a clever and sneaky plan (and not a whole load of money pi$$ed away on pie-in-the-sky unworkable boondoggles...)
Can I just say....
Standby to launch SkyDiver!
@AC - Re: Daft concept.
> Not Howard Arneson, which was his actual name?
Ah, but only jake got to call him Dale!
@diodesign - Re: @AC - Orlowski articles as ads
> Play the ball, not the hack, etc.
If the articles from certain hacks were marked as "Opinion" pieces (which, frankly, is what a lot of them actually are) I think readers would appreciate El Reg's candour.
@AC - Re: Orlowski articles as ads
Re: your point 2) - in the past, he has actually moderated (and edited!) comments on his articles himself.
Conflict of interest? What's that...?
@Phil Endecott - Re: Re "which could potentially bypass missile defences"
> Read "The Dead Hand" by David E Hoffman.
Watch "Dr Strangelove - Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb"!
Re: The wrist computer market has grown by almost 700 per cent this year
The number of comments on that post has just grown by 100%!
Re: As opposed...
If you want one of those, I have them in my Affordable Leather Products range, suitable for ordinary and swivel chairs... ;-)
@AC - Re: "there is no criminal offence of watching videos"
> "making" to add to "possession"
Of course the real purpose is just to make it sound better in the media because "making" implies that you actually produced it
"there is no criminal offence of watching videos"
Erm, there probably is if it falls under Extreme Porn legislation, where simple *possession* is enough to get you banged up...
> the British police now truly believe they have the right to state that something's illegal even when that's not the case:
What is this "now" business? Certain elements of the Police have been decising that someone's a "wrong'un" for years/ decades/ generations now and finding excuses to charge them with "crimes" (see Constable Savage from Not the Nine o'Clock News for details).
I recently was chatting with someone who had been a Police Officer but left because he became so disillusioned with this sort of institutional attitude from some of his colleagues. When he tried to raise the issue with his superiors he was basically told "shut up and let them do their jobs".
@Da Weezil - Re: D*ckhead Designer requirements
> it illustrates nicely where the muppet manufacturers priorities are.
And the bean counters when you need to replace the whole lens assembly (or even light cluster) if one part of it breaks... Kerching!!
... this will stop all those idiots who think retro-fitting HIDs to their cars is really clever (instead of being stupid and spraying light all over the place) or the prats who think that fog lamps are running lights and should be left on all the time.
And hopefully it will also mean lights have a longer lifespan, so you get fewer cars driving around with one (or even both!) rear lights out because the owner thinks "meh, it passed its MoT, it's ok" and doesn't even do the simplest basic checks of the road-worthiness of their vehicle...
(Sorry, I can't stop myself laughing cynically at this point)
... even though I didn't understand a word of it! :-)
@ Barry Rueger - Re: Video... not more video....
Hear hear! Or, rather I'd prefer not to hear (or watch) it.
I can read a damn sight faster than someone can speak and I can zip through the text transcript of an hour long "webinar" (ugh, horrible neologism!) in a time substantially shorter than that hour, thus leaving me time to actually do something useful.
Wrong orbit? Come on guys, it's not rocket sci...
... erm, ah, sorry, nothing to see here. Move along!
Re: Monkey speak
So, from another viewpoint...
... if Country X says that software licences are invalid and copyright doesn't apply to them, the USCO would be quite happy to tell US Businesses that people in Country X can quite legitimately copy their software and not pay for it...?
Re: I don't think the coriolis effect is that hard science
Remember that Babylon 5 had a baseball field, which meant that *every* ball would be a curve ball...!
"In a move that has garnered little notice beyond India"
And El Reg, it seems...
@Destroy All Monsters
> why is anything in such an investigation "classified"?
Because (as was later revealed) the Malaysians had tracked the plane with military rather than civilian radars (which have much less coverage) and they probably don't want the Chinese (or anyone else) knowing their surveillance and monitoring capabilities.
Didn't he create Orac...?
@Charles Manning - "Like any other manufacturer/service provider, they sell what the punters buy"
No, they sell what the suckers will believe.
For example the 2010 Tory Party Manifesto said "We will stop the forced closure of A&E and maternity wards, so that people have better access to local services, and give mothers a real choice over where to have their baby, with NHS funding following their decisions."
But in 2012 the Tories attempt to force the closure of the A&E and maternity ward at Lewisham Hospital, however, fortunately, they were defeated in the courts.
That's just *one* small example of what lies politicians will peddle to get people to vote for them, knowing full well that, once they're in power, they can do what the hell they like for the next four or five years before they peddle a *new* set of lies (and bribe people with their own money) to get them to vote for them again.
This makes a total mockery of the concept of democracy.
Re: Marsbarbrain JeffyDoh Aww that's just unlucky
And so we get back to the same old, same old...
@jake - Re: That's nice.
I bet you told Wilbur and Orville that they were wasting their time too...
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