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Apple admits iPhone battery suckage, promises fix

Clint Sharp

Uh, over 3000 posts on a support thread? Let's not forget many folk won't report to an Internet support forum, many will go to an Apple store and many more will just assume it's a "Non issue." and they should "Just avoid holding it in that way."

3000+ posts is rather significant even if half are replies or duplicates by people who have already posted.

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Billion dollar telescope snaps galactic head-on

Clint Sharp

Prayer for the Day?

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Apple to execute touch-less iPods

Clint Sharp

Mission accomplished.

Umm, where was I moaning? I'm always interested in new technology but FWIW I do enjoy winding up fanbois.

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BOFH: No, the Fabinocci sequence

Clint Sharp
Devil

There'll always be a vacancy 'in potentia'

They'll never run out of Halon, there must be tons of it out there that needs 'safely' disposing of and I bet there's a healthy profit in disposing of it for other conscientious companies.

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Moderatrix kisses the Reg goodbye

Clint Sharp

Nooo.......

Oh well, all good things must end but you'll be missed, I hope you've been training a new Moderatrix?

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New Sony hack exposes more consumer passwords

Clint Sharp
Devil

Getting boring

Sigh, store passwords/usernames plaintext, simple flaws, sql injection, have we a 'bot that writes these stories please?

It's always the same old story, idiot complacent megacorp ignores basic good practice, loses buckets of data about customers, wrings hands, squeezes onion bag and promises to be good and fix the problem, blames nasty hackers for all their stupidity.

Sony should know better by now given their recent woes.

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Bletchley Park completes epic Tunny machine

Clint Sharp

Damn you....

Bletchley Park, the only reason any sane person need go to Milton Keynes.

I'm going to have to go aren't I....

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New Mac scareware variant installs without password

Clint Sharp

Nice.

*sits back, reaches for popcorn and 24oz Coke*

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Apple admits scareware problem, at last

Clint Sharp

I found half a maggot in this Apple

I think the main problem lies with Apple and their fanbois.

I've lost count of the number of times I've met Apple users in my day to day working life who religiously believe that their sainted machines are invulnerable to malware of any sort.

Sure, we're mostly techy types in here and yes, we know when not to give a piece of software a password or agree to install something (although I will admit to clicking the wrong button once or twice, experiencing the 'ohnosecond') but the same old argument applies, you *have* to educate the lowest common denominator.

Preaching that a platform is invulnerable or worse denying the existence of an extant and demonstrable problem does not do that, it makes it *more* likely that the average 'I just wanna get on me facebook mate' user will do something stupid.

FWIW, despite some of my more rabid anti Apple/fanboi posts on here, I do like Apple computers I just despise the attitude of the company and the fanbois.

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Sony’s sorry saga snowballs

Clint Sharp

Oh noes..

wild allots on the loose..

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Elite coder readies £15 programming gadget for schools

Clint Sharp

Noooo

Give me Ethernet rather than a second USB port, you're adding a layer of abstraction that requires *lots* of coding to get around if you use USB ethernet, make it a simple Ethernet chip like the Microchip SPi offering or, better still, use an ARM that has it in silicon.

Oh, and for £15, put me down for half a dozen if they get that Ethernet on there..

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Judge to music industry: 'Worth trillions? Forget it'

Clint Sharp

It's a sales pitch

Everyone knows when you buy a second hand car off a slimy dishonest used car salesman they start with a high price and then work your way down to a less ludicrous price to make it seem a bargain.

What's the betting they come back and say they want 7.5 trillion instead...

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AT&T ends illicit freetard handset tethering

Clint Sharp

Nice try but...

I can eat a shitload of pizza and if you say unlimited it better damn well be unlimited. What the hell does it matter how I consume the data allowance as long as it's only me consuming it?

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Godson: China shuns US silicon with faux x86 superchip

Clint Sharp

Beat me to it

Can I second that request for a link please?

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Motorola Super Bowl ad rips Apple drones

Clint Sharp

Oh no

They don't own the idea but, as any fanboi will tell you, Apple make a far better oppressive authoritarian control freak society than anyone else and it looks good too.

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Scotland bans smut. What smut? Won't say

Clint Sharp

Please

We can only hope...

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1kW of sexy GPU love

Clint Sharp

Well, we kind of did

I'm sure I wasn't the only one who thought you'd maxed the RAM.

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Who are the biggest electric car liars - the BBC, or Tesla Motors?

Clint Sharp

No sparks

Most battery chargers of the past 10 years or more have been 'smart', no sparks. They don't turn on the charging current until they see a battery voltage at the end of the charge leads. I would be very surprised if the battery/charger on an EV weren't considerably smarter than a traditional lead acid when it comes to charging.

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Clint Sharp

Didn't look very hard did you

Smart ForTwo very nearly fits your spec (is only 999cc not 1100cc), as do probably lots more I can't be bothered to research for you.

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National Identity Card holding chumps have buyer's remorse

Clint Sharp

No refunds

Perhaps if they kick up enough of a stink, the next time the control freaks and wannabe Wacqui Jackboots of this world suggest barcoding and tagging all citizens we'll remember this time and hand them their arses on plates before they piss away our money again.

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Apple patents glasses-free, multi-viewer 3D

Clint Sharp

Very clever..

But it's still a solitary experience.. I can't see how the system could work with more than one observer

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Seagate DeLorean: World's priciest hard drive?

Clint Sharp

Shurely Shome Mishtake

1.21GW.. but what's ten megawatts between friends right?

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Europe's broadband bird goes up tonight

Clint Sharp

Wrong.

The lottery terminals most definitely *do* use satellite.

It was installed in lottery retailers premises around the same time as the 'new' lottery terminals about 2-3 years ago I think and it's been an ongoing upgrade as ISDN has lost favour. ADSL is a second choice as it's not considered reliable enough.

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Dirty PCs: How much filth can you take?

Clint Sharp

Pah...

You should do desktop support at some of the fag manufacturers, the staff were allowed to smoke duty free tobacco at the desk so they smoked *lots* of it.

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Manchester cops hit Twitter - spoof feeds fall down stairs

Clint Sharp

Excellent.

TBH, I already know lots of this, a close family member is a copper and with a little nudge they'll often tell us of the utter chavvy futility of much of the work they do. Anyone who read Inspector Gadget's blog or Copperfield's blog will also know how screwed we are.

Of course, the best reason for it was to follow GMP24_0.

Call 049 - PC Bob's at the chippy now. What do we want? #gmp24

Call 051 - PC Bob informs us of lacking cod. Will haddock do? #gmp24

Call 052 - Chip shop owners report male customer has become abusive over lack of cod and is refusing to leave. #gmp24

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Trucker pulled with DVD and laptop on dashboard

Clint Sharp
Paris Hilton

Meh..

Seen dozens of British and EU trucks with laptops, DVD players etc on the dashboard, one guy watching porn as he drove (at least he had one hand on the wheel)

Paris likes trucking...

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PARIS threatened by the bends

Clint Sharp

How about,

A temporary support structure used whilst the dope dries?

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Nokia latest to feel wrath of Jobs

Clint Sharp

Comment guidelines, para 3, sub para 4, clause A, appendix D

Signal bars on a mobile aren't an indication of transmit power though so the battery low arguments are a little spurious to my mind.

Damnit, I feel dirty now.....

Paris, might as well feel properly dirty...

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The Register comment guidelines 2010

Clint Sharp

Butt kisser

Happy with the way things are thenkyewverymuch... I do like the idea of being able to see a comment history and some sort of league table/stats for individual commentards (hidden or public).

Having been criticised in a direct email by an author for one of my comments I do feel the no author criticism rule a little unfair though.

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Our Vulture 1 aircraft begins to take shape

Clint Sharp

Seconded

I'd quite like to see the plans too, perhaps build one with my son when he's old enough.

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Twitter on a ZX Spectrum

Clint Sharp
Coat

Pah...

The Royal Mail are still using PDP/11 machines... Explains a thing or two really...

I'll get me coat, mines the one with the BRUSYS tape in the pocket

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Jodrell Bank gets swanky visitor centre, infuriating maze

Clint Sharp
Happy

Awwh hell yes...

One of my favourite places as a kid, I was really upset to see it had closed its doors to visitors a few years ago, can't wait to take my kids there now....

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Jacqui Smith and Charles Clarke shown the door

Clint Sharp

Not at all...

It's called democracy, just a shame we didn't throw it further IMHO

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Nokia: digital SLRs are doomed

Clint Sharp

Not just

For people who use DSLRs for snaps.

I'd class myself as an advanced snapper (I'm aware of the technicalities and can, if pressed remember how they work together) but even I appreciate the quality of my DSLR over the crappy camera on the Nokia I just trialled and got rid of. Hells, I can produce better pics from my 9 year old Nikon E775 compact(ish) than from my mobile camera.

Whilst technical ability can give you a better picture with any camera, a better camera *can* give a better picture to most people.

After trialling the Nokia X6 a month back and being massively disappointed, I can honestly say I don't think I'll ever bother with Nokia again so it comes as no surprise that their staff make idiot comments like that.

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Sure Signal not so sure

Clint Sharp

Ahh, I see.

So I only pay twice for my own phonecalls not every wandering scrotes as well, good oh.

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Clint Sharp

Openzone?

Is the femtocell open to other users as well as the owner or is it locked to the IMEI/SIM/Whatever of the subscriber?

I.E. If I were to get one of these devices could any scrote on the same cell network walk past my house and blat my bandwidth?

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SSD tools crack passwords 100 times faster

Clint Sharp

Yeah, sorry 'bout that..

Might have been bleeding edge this morning but by lunchtime tomorrow it's just a door stopper.

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Female porn director turned pol grabs Kent by the ballots

Clint Sharp
Paris Hilton

Wonders....

Is there space next to her name on the ballot for three Xs?

Paris, Needs no direction, has no direction.

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Brass necked suspect swallows USB evidence

Clint Sharp

Let the pun begin

He wasn't exactly flushed with pride at his actions.

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Lost Nazi nuke-project uranium found in Dutch scrapyard

Clint Sharp

Wait a minute

Ford Escort, rotting old Metro, Vauxhall Cavalier, cube of uranium, Nissan Bluebird..

Yeah, sounds like my local scrappies.

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ISS gets bay window onto Earth

Clint Sharp

Odd mental connection

Every time I hear cupola I can't help thinking Norm Abram....

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Manchester ID staff suffer isolation as new dawn fades

Clint Sharp
Flame

Lapsed smoker..

I didn't have the will power to continue smoking so all my calculations are back of the envelope these days.

Flames because just every now and then I could spark up...

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IBM software: big, blue and boring in the 2010s

Clint Sharp

Typecast?

Big Blue reverts to type?

Sure there's all the R&D stuff they're still doing (research or die) but apart from that I don't see that they have ever been anything but staid and businesslike underneath the Linux showboating.

After all, nobody gets sacked for buying IBM.. (unless they thought they were buying IBM and got Lenovo laptops instead)

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Keene IRAnywhere

Clint Sharp

Oh yeah..

Think I might install one of these next time I have to go to %incompetent-relative% house to plug their router back in or show them how to double click again, I can foresee much random remote remote fun.

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Top Gear tops iPlayer hit list

Clint Sharp
Pint

'What happened to Shameless'

It's not a BBC show? Might explain why it's not on iPlayer.

Although you're right, I'd watch that before Top Gear.

Pint, down the Jockey?

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Clint Sharp

Me fail maths? That's unpossible

Umm, you only got 90% of the show?

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Multiple travel firms refuse ID cards as passport alternative

Clint Sharp
Big Brother

More reasons.

I can prove who I am, I have plenty of forms of ID, some government issued (they seem happy that I'm not about to go bang on a train) , some not.

It's not about fear of change, it's about mistrust.

Whilst there may be 'strict rules' and formal procedures around access to the data they hold on me, I still don't trust them any further than I could throw them. Let's face it, if our elected representatives can so comprehensively milk the system and wheedle their way around the rules covering their expenses what makes you think they deserve our trust?

If the public facing leeches are that bad, exactly how corrupt are the ones that don't have to answer to the press?

I'm not a criminal, I'm not 'shady' or trying to evade paying anything but I'm constantly treated as though I'm a criminal. When they start to trust me then I will consider trusting them.

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5-megapix 'iPhone 4' set for June?

Clint Sharp
Paris Hilton

Oddly enough..

I know a few iphone users.

Now they've had their iPhones a while they all hate them, apart from the Mac user who bought it because he's a fanboi and won't admit it's a steaming turd. It's funny watching him redialling and trying to keep a calm face as his 'My first Mobile' disconnects him or locks up or just plain dies.

I also do some work for a UK mobile phone retailer, their staff tell me that the majority of jeebus phone customers only buy it because it's fashionable, they also tell me they get plenty of complaints about it dropping calls and having a crappy camera with a few MMS/SMS related ones thrown in for good measure.

Fashion, vapid and substanceless, serving only to satiate the idiots who are easily lead as part of the herd.

Paris, vapid but she could satiate me.

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Legal highs now illegal

Clint Sharp

Never.

They won't ever ban children where else would they get their worker drones (moats don't clean themselves you know) they'll just ban the most popular method of making them as it's too much fun that they can't tax.

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UK etailer calls self 'the last place you want to go'

Clint Sharp
Paris Hilton

Dixons

Never knowingly oversold.

I'd suggest doing it the other way 'round, get the best price from Dixons and then get JOhn Lewis to price match, you get the same prices and also the excellent JL aftersales service.

Paris, Over sold plenty of times.

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