* Posts by Anomalous Cow Pasture

3 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Jul 2013

FBI arrests claims NullCrew hacker in Tennessee takedown

Anomalous Cow Pasture
Gimp

"According to the FBI, a "confidential witness" engaged members of the NullCrew team in conversation on Skype, Twitter, and the encrypted messaging system Cryptocat, and won their trust."

I guess we know what Sabu is doing nowadays.

Patriot hacker 'The Jester' attacks nations offering Snowden help

Anomalous Cow Pasture
FAIL

Struggling to stay relevant and coping with the failure of his campaign of inventing "jihadi" websites that *never existed in the first place* and "then taking them down"-- for 'MURKA-- skidiot reject from the 80s T3H T0T411Y 1337 J35T3R \/\/H05 13!K K001 'N 5+UP|-| manages to summon an illegal botnet, commit several felonies and get away with it, all before his mother rouses him in the middle of the afternoon for his daily chocolate milk and enema.

Think about that: a drooling, mouthbreathing, butane-huffing skid in his basement is the best America's patriotic cyber warriors can muster. Oh well, he'll choke to death on a thick paste consisting of mountain dew and stale cheetos soon enough, and no one will care.

Innovative solution to modern art found: Shoot it into space

Anomalous Cow Pasture
Headmaster

Re: The art is not in the art

That's what contemporary art education emphasizes- the "artist's statement" and formal critique are first and foremost in all of the top art schools. Whether or not the person writing these things is actually capable of forming a coherent statement is another matter entirely. Then again, this is nothing new- for every Pieta or Guernica, there have been countless numbers of people creating misshapen penises, rectangular breasts and pointless images of their friends in animal masks with some lofty concept that what they're producing is revolutionary or aesthetically pleasing.