Posts by hi_robb

Poor Robot

His last words were..

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to clean up after them!"

How lovely.

It sounds like Jeff and his Wife's romance is doing well and they won't have to rekindle their relationship....

/Gets coat

Well done.

Us IT people by the very nature of what we do for a living can be seen as boring, non sexy people. So I'm all for a bit of innuendo at work!

In fact I try to slip it in whenever I can..

Oh dear

A posh person's dildo in a car?

That really is stuck up...

Err.

"Five new HACKERS join FBI's 'most wanted' list!"

Now there's an Enid Blyton title I never seen in the library :-(

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Errr.

This is worth celebrating so I'm off to the pube, sorry pub!

But a couple of thoughts before I do...

1: Does this mean in future that you won't get head lice, you'll get head crabs?

2: It certainly puts a whole new spin on the "just going to get my hair snipped" saying.

3: does it mean we have to call 'mohicans' 'brazillians' now?

3: do helmets now need to be called something else!!!!

/Gets coat and calls taxi

IMHO

Easyjet obviously changed something and it's gone titsup!

Rather than just going for the big bang, they should have had a pilot..

Now

If Steve was around, he'd spit fire...

/Calls taxi.

Err.

In other news bear shits in woods.

Good article.

I've also got a lot of CDs (now running in to the thousands).

I've thought about starting the process of ripping them but it would just take too bloody long. The wife would also disown me as she can't be faffed with anything other than grabbing a CD and sticking it in the cd player, and the kids would not be able to find barbie girl or justin beaver or whatever crap it is they want to listen to.

I also like the author love having the physical media, it makes me feel like I've actually bought something. Not only that but people who visit always comment on the music collection and love thumbing through it.

I've also got a fairly high end hifi at home consiting of two speakers, an amp and a cd player. the CD player is magical as it has a magnetic puck! So to put a CD on you - a: manually pull cd drawer out, b: pull magnetic puck off tray, c: place cd in tray, then d: place puck over top of CD and it clamps the CD down, then finally close tray and press play.

Call me nostalgic but it's abit like putting a 12' on a deck and putting the needle on and it never fails to make me feel a little bit good doing it.

I have Mp3s obviously as I listen to music on the go but it just feels sterile putting on of them on.

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Personally

I just love unlocking my new iPhone with my nipple!

Sorry, just had to get it off my chest.

Errr.

Cop - "So what makes you think theives managed to bypass the new touchID in your iPhone 5s?

Crime Vitcum : I don't know, I just can't put my finger on it...

Err

Looks like they've got a small iQueue...

/Gets coat.

Just realised...

They use this it in perfume to!

"Hello Miss, I love the smell of you beaver.."

*SLAP*

So...

The cleaners are going to be sticking two fingers up at the scanners!

Someone needs to tell them that one's enough for the machine to work...

Errr.

Looks like an iPhone in a case to me!

Possible new range of cases by some unknown firm perhaps?

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Well...

It sounds like it was a popular event.

/gets coat

Beep, Beep, Beep

PASADENA CONTROL: It's looking good. It's going good. We're getting

great pictures here at Nasa Control, Pasadena. The landing-craft touched down on

Mars 28 Kilometers from the aim-point. We're looking at a remarkable landscape,

littered with different kinds of rocks - red, purple.... How 'bout that, Bermuda?

BERMUDA CONTROL: Fantastic! Look at the dune-field.

PASADENA CONTROL: Hey, wait. I'm getting a no-go signal. Now I'm losing one of

the craft. Hey, Bermuda, you getting it?

BERMUDA CONTROL: No, I lost contact. There's a lot of dust blowing up there.

PASADENA CONTROL: Now I've lost the second craft. We got problems.

BERMUDA CONTROL: All contact lost, Pasadena. Maybe the antenna's...

PASADENA CONTROL: What's that flare? See it? A green flare, coming from Mars,

kind of a green mist behind it. It's getting closer. You see it, Bermuda? Come in,

Bermuda! Houston, come in! What's going on?

Tracking station 43, Canberra, come in Canberra! Tracking station 63, can

you hear me, Madrid? Can anybody hear me? Come in, come in...

Well I think...

That Cameron's idea of boycotting troll infested websites is a good one and I'm going to take his advice!

By avoiding any sites ending '.gov.uk'

Erm.

My arms are staying down.

I'll only put my hand up for kinky sex.

/get coat

You know...

All these people against internet porn filters are just wankers...

/gets coat

Hmmm.

Thanks for the headsup...

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Massive underground dykes!!

Lesbians, they get everywhere..

R.I.P

P.s have you met his identical brother yet?