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125 posts • joined Saturday 7th July 2007 12:42 GMT

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hi_robb
Pint

Well

This looks good but only for short hops....

/gets coat

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Joke

Well..

It's a Start >

/gets coat

hi_robb
Pint

Well..

that settles that then

When they open the first pub on mars it has to be called 'The Prince Albert'

hi_robb
Devil

Re: AMD?

AMD = Answer machine detection.

Basically the dialler tries to tell the difference between a human answering the phone and a voicemail or answering machine. With AMD enabled (or the Ofcom button as it's known), the dialler dials the number lists automatically and only puts a call through to an agent when it thinks it has a human on the other end. Obviously the system isn't foolproof, and it can get confused and think a machine has answered when it is a human, at which point the dialler hangs the call up on them.

That's one of the reasons for silent calls. The other reason being that a company auto dials lists too quickly. So, more people answer than the company has agents to connect to, then the dialler sits there waiting to pass a call through to an agent so the customer again hears silence and after a few seconds they hang up.

Ofcom figures allow for 3% of dialled calls to be misdetected or abandoned when auto dialling. Once that limit is reached companies are supposed to use something calle preview dial where every call is put through the the agent and they decide what is answering.

Obviously that is way slower than using AMD. A list of 10,000 numbers could be completed using AMD for example in a day whereas preview dial might take a week! When it works it is much more effecient and cost effective.

You'll see various AMD success figures branded about by the dialler makers, often as high as 90% successful detection rate. That's completely bollox and the actual varies but generally runs more toards about 55 or 60% success rate.

I believe Teleperformance use a Avaya dialler as they use Avaya ACDs. I could be wrong on that though.

D

hi_robb
Joke

You know...

I loved Van Allen's song "Jump"

/D

hi_robb
Joke

Erm

It's about iTime...

/Gets coat

hi_robb
Pint

Don't you all know...

That estate agents do the best cuppas?

they do proper tea...

/stage left

hi_robb

Re: Title is too long

Yes it's right,

Something to do with previous years losses v a tax offset.

It's mentioned here.

http://washpost.bloomberg.com/Story?docId=1376-MHR92J0YHQ0X01-7L9B54DG4SDQ7BNEPPCKBLFNEB

hi_robb
Thumb Up

At least

One of those accounts could say "my body is a Shirley Temple"

hi_robb
Coat

Hello and...

Welcome to the Spanish sperm sampling clinic.

Please "don't" come again soon..

hi_robb
Pint

Well

I'll breathe / drink to this news.

D

hi_robb
Childcatcher

You have to feel sorry for the...

Poor crabs!

Their regular enjoyment of bungee jumping using the tampax string might soon be a thing of the past :-(

hi_robb
Joke

Re: How about ....

Your mamma's so fat she's the source of the unvierse's gravity.

I do though still prefer the classic...

Your mamma's so fat, when she fell down the stairs everyone thought Eastenders was coming on.

hi_robb
Alien

May I be the first

To welcome our new Kepler based clever dolphin earth overlords

hi_robb
Big Brother

Hmmm

How many copyright changes must a man talk down

Before they become law to a man.

hi_robb

Massive underground dykes!!

Lesbians, they get everywhere..

hi_robb
Joke

Hmmm

Does that mean the first humans were Finnish?

/Taxi for one.

hi_robb
Joke

Hmm

The all new Apple iThrone

There's a Crap for that.

This post has been deleted by its author

hi_robb

R.I.P

P.s have you met his identical brother yet?

hi_robb
Facepalm

Oh dear

I have several cups of coffee each day and a wank!

I'm buggered..

hi_robb
Facepalm

Hmm...

There doesn't seem to be many waiting at the min, the one's who are, are in a below average iQueue...

hi_robb
Joke

Hmmm.

If the toothbrush tool hasn't helped fix that bolt properly and it falls off causing accidents in later years, the resulting investigation and scandal will probably be called...

Colgate.

hi_robb
Alert

Re: SD card

I'll answer this one for you to,

Some of us are in really to music and have an awful lot of it. I've got about 500 12' vinyl dance records. With an average of 3 mixes per record that lot on their own is 1500 tracks.

Then on top of that I also have about 1500 cd's (of which 98% are albums). Each CD probably has on average 10 tracks ((most have more but I'm being conservative) so there's another 10,000 songs. However, at least a 3rd of those albums are double cd (or more) albums so that's at least another 5000 tracks.

So I've got at least 18,000 tracks in my collection and I know I am being conservative with my figures.

Now on the second part of your question. I don't listen to them all at the same time, I chop and change often, some songs / albums go years without being played. But then one day I'll decide I want to listen to one, do so, get back in to it and then decide I want to listen to it when out.

My phone only has 4S only has 32GB of space so I end up having to clear an album on the phone already to fit the one I want on there on. For me it's no great issue as my entire library of music is already ripped (I spent a long time doing it a long time ago), but it would be convenient to be able to fit everything on in one go.

PS, the reason I have an Iphone is simply that I like them, I like the music player on them and for a long time they were apart from sony devices the only devices which would play gapless playback. My library was ripped in apple format years ago when I had an original ipod and I'm not about to spend years changing it.

Dave

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Mushroom

I'll bet.

This story made the local peppers down there..

/gets coat

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Coat

Hmm

The reason they are having so many issues with this system is the Jamaican lead programmer is having issues getting de software de ported...

/gets coat

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Coat

From the PDF

"Ofcom strongly prefers to receive responses using the online web form at

http://stakeolders.ofcom.org.uk/consultations/royal-mail-delivery-neighbour/"

I'm assuming they want web response because they don't want the responses delivered to the next office whom they don't trust?

D

hi_robb
Mushroom

All together now..

Flash - argghh ah, saviour of the universe.

hi_robb
Joke

But...

We 'MUST' think of the children!!!

And I do baby, every single night..

hi_robb
Joke

Erm..

Is this what's known as micro smogging..

/gets coat

hi_robb
Black Helicopters

Superb - some thoughts..

1: Now we can really check if a room is big enough to swing a cat..

2: When at full speed as it wizzes by your head, does it make a 'meeeeoooow' sound?

3: Can you control it with a mouse?

4: If you nearly crash it, you can honestly say you avoided wrecking it by a whisker!

5: Has he called it the heliclawpter?

/Gets coat, and is dragged off stage left.

(The black helicopter icon for obvious reasons.)

hi_robb
Mushroom

Daft

This should have never come to trial in the first place. A waste of time, resources and even the airport didn't take it seriously but had to log it as a standard procedure.

And in case the authorities are watching, I have no connection to any terrorists nor do I condone the threatening of blowing up of airports!

Praise be Allah

hi_robb
Facepalm

New just in.

The Memorial service is taking place on Friday, after which he'll be buried down the back of a sofa..

hi_robb
Facepalm

some extra info on this

Prices were cheaper last week but they've since stuck them up..

It's not very robust apparently as it's only designed to used on average once a month..

/gets coat

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Alert

Terrible.

I'm disgusted by Sky's antics and have left them a message in my inbox to let them know!

hi_robb
Mushroom

Eh..

No Bruce Willis?

I seen a documentary a while ago where he took a team up and mined an asteroid. So he's got the experience..

Dave

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Facepalm

Well..

I'm just glad this wasn't another story about the Higgs Boson.

They cause mass hysteria..

/gets coat

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FAIL

P.s, I'm in no way shape or form associated with either of the two apps recommended in my last post, I just like(d) using them.

Dave

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Thumb Up

Anon,

1: Agreed, they are nowt but spam

2: Agreed, they are nowt but spam. It's very rare a followback person tweets anything more than followback shite.

3: Agreed, again spam.

4: Only the nasty ones, some of them tweet the goad the celebs but are quite funny and aren't nasty. It's also quite ammusing to see celebs losing the plot at them and tweeting death threats etc.

5: Agreed, this is the single most annoying bug on Twitter.

6: They need to fix it, but if you use a 3rd party app on your phone, you'll probably find it fixed in that.

7: Can't comment on this one as I've never been effected by it.

8: While you can't do it on the Twitter web site, nor in the official Twitter applications on phones, there are twitter apps for phones which allow you to mute people. This means you can be polite but not fill your timeline with crud and if they reply to you, you still get the reply in your mentions.

A couple of the best apps for IOS and Android which I've used which have this functionality are..

IOS - TweetLogix; (I use this now, done 15,000 tweets with it and it's superb, far more features and nicer to use than the Official Twitter app. I've tried all the Twit apps on IOS and this is by far the best IMHO YMMV)

Android - Twicca; (I used this one when on Android. Done 13,000 tweets with it before moving to IOS. It was my fav client and I settled on the above for IOS as it resembled Twicca the most from a functionality and usabillity point of view).

Dave

hi_robb
IT Angle

...

So the company told him to piss off.

hi_robb

Hmm

He got his up and commance, his

Fisher Price..

hi_robb

and something I've just noticed.

Your forum server times are still running an hour behind..

hi_robb
Alien

May I be the first

to welcome our close living Alien overlords.

hi_robb
Joke

Well

I think what the pub and public has managed to do here no mean feat...

/Gets coat

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Childcatcher

I thought

He did a great presentation, I especially liked his use of bulletpoints..

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FAIL

Hmm

You can buy this from the usual online portals..

hi_robb

She asked if she could unzip his flies with that..

hi_robb
Mushroom

Try the all new McDonalds menu..

Now with hump steak.

hi_robb

Let me

Just welcome our new tea eating alien overlords.

Dave

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Megaphone

Do you hear that?

It's definitely not the sound of a violin..

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