When these get released
I wonder how much we'll get charged...
237 posts • joined 7 Jul 2007
I wonder how much we'll get charged...
"Hic, Houston, we haaaaave a proooblem, Hic"
*Removes post after seeing the gag already done*
To welcome our new Kepler 452b dwelling overlords.
To welcome our new near HIP 11915 dwelling overlords.
Wind powered data centres, they have their fans....
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle...
It's bound to go tits-up.
Did someone say there was bikinis in that vid?
I never noticed them....
Beats, listen to 'hot' music tracks...
Well, I say listen, I mean completely ruin them by hearing them how they were not intended to sound.
Just be the first to welcome our new Moist Queen dwelling overlords.
Can we have some added bonus of it melting down Justin Beaver?
She shouldn't have said she wanted topping...
We'll just have to ad our own...
/gets dragged stage left
A bunch of moronnic fuckwits. I hope one of the Astra birds comes crashing down on Rupert Murdoch Smithers and helps us forget he existed.
And no I don't work for Skype, I just aint a fan of Murdoch the megalomaniac fuckwit.
I'll bet they'll ask for a fortune for this, when IMHO there should be no charge...
/edited by Grant Shapps.
the bank was no where near China, that's just where they're telling us it went...
May I just be the first to welcome our strange Antarctic Dwelling Alien Overlords.
to say please to Apple when you ask them to fix the issue.
And Ta to...
The last time the wife asked me to buy her a One Direction ticket I promptly did...
El-Reg put their review up.
It's about time....
Exceptional use of bulletpoints..
He thought the tree was Lush...
Covered in cuts and looking for a local hospital?
There's an app for that...
Are you sure it ricocheted off a armadillo and not a armoured dildo?
The dyson ball cleaner shouldn't be used as it's name suggests...
To welcome our Ganymede and Europa dwelling new overlords.
I'll tell you what, the Queen's put on a few pounds....
Which wankers came up with this study...
Not quite true,
It's not banned, you're just not allowed to encrypt traffic. Most if not all vendors now have settings for justthis sot of thing. Likewise there are certain places where encryption has to be enabled (GOV for example).
If deploying CISCO you have to be careful with that one as during install it asks about it and if you pick the wrong one, you're fecked further down the line and it's a nuke / start the install again.
I didn't recognise her as here in the UK she's called Katy Lambrini....
Who;s the lovely lady standing behind the lollipop in the article pic?
But I bet they'll charge for it...
Thanks kindly Sir. And I know exactly what you mean about the comment. In ye days of old there would have a race to be the first person to say it.
El-Reg is full of young whippersnappers now!
To welcome our new Oxygen-free, methane-based overlords.
Thanks for the heads...
You'll never be sure if it sounds any better than the cheap one it replaced until you look at how much you've spent on it!
Please tell me that the brewery has a pub attached called...
"The Prince Of Whales"
This will cause mass panic amongst scientists.
the people complaining about this are wankers...
It would seem there's Honour among thieves..
The trolls getting outraged about fucking arseholes when they're quite clearly fucking arseholes...
I'll bet it tastes excellent, very light...
/Gets dragged off stage left.
"I need to charge my iWatch every day!"
Is that a wind up?
"No it's got a battery,.."
Let's hope they do use their teeth to hit these spamming cuntflap fuckwits where it hurts.
Voyager has taken 37 years to travel it's 18 light hours so far. So by quick head calculations, to travel it's full 1 light day distance is going to take another 12 (+ a few months) years. So It's not going to be able to broadcast it's done that light day before it's systems shutdown :-(
Note: Somehow I think I've got my maths very wrong, but I've now been working since Saturday with no sleep so excuse my school boy errors.
the last comment was obviously a joke, before anyone takes offence.
Being that it came from Lockheed's Skunk works who are one of the most respected engineering design and problem solving teams in the world, this announcement should be treated with a bit less scepticism as the cold fusion one made by one man some time ago.
Anyone interested in this should have a look at the wiki page which has a little bit more info (not much) on it and it's designer.
Sounds like con fusion to me.
The aye-Phone, aye-Pad and aye-Pod...
/gets coat (because Scotland is cold)