* Posts by 7teven 4ect

13 posts • joined 25 Jun 2013

'BIGGEST BIRD EVER': 21-foot ripsaw-beaked flying HORROR

7teven 4ect

Gliding

Another article pointed out that for each 1m drop, the bird could glide 22m

Waves go up and down, the bird just has to sit on the water, wait for a 1m wave to lift it, then glide up to 22m to catch a fish on the surface, then wait for a wave to lift it for the next attack.

Sat on a wave, the bird may have looked like a wave, almost invisible to fish.

Just because it's big, doesn't mean it had to fly or glide large distances.

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Supposedly secure Dogecoin service Dogevault goes offline

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Headmaster

Punctuation error in your current frontpage message,

Dear Doge Support,

You have a superfluous apostrophe in "attacker's'"

Expected result: "We will also closely be investigating potential attack vectors, and determining the security breach which enabled the attackers to compromise the service."

Observed result: "We will also closely be investigating potential attack vectors, and determining the security breach which enabled the attacker's to compromise the service."

Kindest Regards,

J

P.S. Punctuation is important. I prefer cats but doge is ok too.

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Rumour: Next Apple iThing to feature 65-inch screen. Four-limb multitouch, anyone?

7teven 4ect

Remember the advert with the televisions?

Maybe just an update of the 1984 advert, 30 years on... www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtvjbmoDx-I

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Cold-blooded, INHUMAN visitor hitches ride on NASA moon rocket

7teven 4ect

It'll be fun, they said...

Tease the witch, they said.

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Dopey dope-growing dope smoked out by own dope dope-growing vid

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Black Helicopters

ooohBAMMA luuurves warehousin' niggas 4 cash.

*nigga is not more politically incorrect than 'dope', when 'dope' is used derogatively and nigga is used brotherly, before anyone complains.

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UK discovers Huawei UK staff auditing Huawei kit: Govt orders probe

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Black Helicopters

Some reading between the lines

UK: "We don't trust you"

Huawei: "We build trust centre"

GCHQ: "we take over trust centre and use it to spy on the East. Thank you."

It's called 'externalising costs'. Austerity.

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Boffins want toilets to become POWER PLANTS

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Paris Hilton

Re: Back of a loo-roll calculation:

Thank you for wiping that for me.

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7teven 4ect

Back of a loo-roll calculation:

Urine is 95% water

Therefore it is ~5% 'food'

Let food have an average calorific density of 3 calories per millilitre.

The average daily urination volume is 1500 ml.

5% of 1500 is 75. Multiplying by 3 gives us 225 calories in a day's urine.

That's roughly 10% of our dietary needs.

Saving 10% off our total energy bill related to getting food from field to stomach.

Which is massive compared to the amount of energy we can probably extract from waste urine using MFCs.

Two pieces of advice:

1. Drink urine

2. Never admit it

The author does not drink has own urine.

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T-Rex tooth find shows dino may have been a pussy

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(google it to see photo...)

If you're ever feeling grumpy, just imagine a T-Rex making a bed.

There, that's better :)

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US cops make 'first ever' Bitcoin seizure following house raid

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Boffin

That's interesting. It's pretty much common knowledge nowadays that some cannabinoids may ameliorate core symptoms of autism spectrum disorders but not much talk of the use of amphetamines, perhaps with the exception of MDMA (See Danforth Research).

Which symptoms do you find are reduced by dexedrine? With Asperger's being social-sense related, are you able to tell if a drug can improve your social skills or do you have to get second-party corroboration? From whom?

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7teven 4ect
Childcatcher

Yes, and everyone who gives anyone else a cup of tea or coffee is a drug dealer, ditto a pint of beer or a cigarette. Also, all policemen and all human beings produce Class A drugs constantly in the form of DMT - produced naturally by the body.

The distinction between 'legal', 'illegal', and 'prescription' drugs is the problem here. Substances or objects cannot be 'illegal', it is people's acts pertaining to those substances or objects which are actually covered by laws.

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Bitcoin now accepted in London pub. In Hack-ney, of course

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Pint

A publican IS a drug dealer.

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