71 posts • joined 18 Jun 2013
Re: RE: service charge
"But why have you bought a new machine and not spent the time at home previously setting it up, therefore not pi**ing off your client and also not getting charged by Dell for a basic operation?"
I could do. So I have three options.....
Do it "on work time", and p*** off a client
Do it at home instead of working, and lose income
Do it at home, in my own time, and lose personal time / quality of life.
And we could be talking about more than just a 10 minute browser installation - a new machine could require a lot more software to be installed on it.
So personally I'd take the fourth option: pay someone what I consider to be a fair price to do something that frees me up to do something which I consider to be more important.
Re: RE: service charge
"If you're a professional who can't find something else to be doing with that multitasking computer you're sat in front of, whilst the Firefox installer does its thing, you shouldn't be getting paid anything, by anyone."
Yeah...cos when you're getting paid contractor rates to sit in a client's office and do the work they're paying you top coin for, there's nothing the client likes more than for you to not work on the job in hand and to p*** about setting up software on your own machine
RE: service charge
Good point, and pretty much what I was thinking.
The software itself may well be free, but Dell are providing an employee to do the install. That employee requires a wage, and on top of that they have direct financial demands on the employer (employer's NI contribution, pension contribution, etc.) on top of their salary. And they'll require the tools to let them do their job....things like a chair and desk, etc.
Before you say "but they'd have that anyway" remember that if they weren't installing Firefox they'd be doing other work...other work which is currently being done by someone else, who brings with them their own overhead cost.
If your time is sufficiently low-value, then sure you can spend 10 minutes installing Firefox yourself. But if you're a professional, working at professional contract rates, then that 10 minutes of not working/earning could easily cost you in excess of the £16-odd that Dell are asking for.
Re: Zuckerberg to the 3rd world..
Prefix that comment title with "Send ", and it starts to sound like an attractive proposition
"So with that, who's buying who?"
errrr....I dunno.....I'll have to ask a manager...
I assume the iWheels on the iCar will have RoundedCorners©
To all of those whinging about the new changes and the adverts....get a grip. This is a free service. Do you have any idea how much it costs to source, manage and serve the mapping data, to develop and distribute the app, etc.?
I'm not a Google apologist, just a realist. If I pay for something, and the person I'm paying then screws around with what I've paid for, then I can complain. But if someone gives me something for free, at expense to them, I'm not really in a position to claim that I'm hard done by if they change it in a way I don't like.
Bird's Eye potato waffles are waffley versatile
the right man for the job
Device security is important, so I'm glad this is being addressed by someone as sensible and level-headed as....oh, never mind.....
Three words for you...Gasmask Kazoo Orchestra. (search for it on the Tube of You, and you'll see what I mean)
Re: “can neither spell CONSUMER nor DEVICE”
"Well if I was going to be picky I'd suggest that whilst users of the English language within the IT sector are possibly FOND of verbing, I wouldn't say they were FOUND of it."
I find the use of "verb" as a verb horribly recursive and jarring...I am not fond of it (or, for that matter, found of it).
"Ballmer announced his surprise resignation in August 2013."
He mismanaged a once-mighty tech behemoth into a shadow of its former self....I can't say his departure announcement really came as much of a surprise.
Re: Alistair Dabbs : Gallic punnery
If only they did high-speed deliveries using Toyota MR2s
I had to read that mission summary 2 or 3 times for the enormity of the task to sink in properly. To do all of that, at those speeds, that far from home....absolutely awesome
So many phrases in this article Would Be A Good Name For A Rock Band....
Re: Excellent news
"Although, im not sure one of his other main goals, eradicating maleria in Africa is such a good idea, its great for controlling population growth in an environment that can barely sustain the people at the moment, let alone support the million plus that are offed by the pathogen every year."
Interesting thinking. Following that logic, seeing as London seems to be getting a bit over-crowded, maybe it's time to re-introduce cholera to the water supply?
Re: Nice to see
Indeed...but sadly people will probably continue to hate him on principle. Which is a shame.
Re: Phablet calling
Re: Phablet calling
I meant "fact" as in I have seen figures based on actual research carried out by professional/specialist research companies, as opposed to some biased personal opinion that I'd just pulled out of my arse
While most of us would feel that we'd look a bit daft holding a phablet-like device to our ear to make a call, I reckon the fanbois will lap this up....another way to draw attention to themselves and the fact that they have the latest iDevice.
[ fact - based on professional experience in this area - the iPhone has the biggest ratio of perceived market presence to actual market presence. Android, BB, etc, users have a "smartphone" and say things like "I need to make a call" or "I'll look that up on my phone".....Apple fanbois have "and iPhone" and say "I'll need to make a call on my iPhone" or "I'll get my iPhone and look that up". Consequently, there's a perception that there are a lot more iPhone users out there than there actually are, just because they keep banging on about the iPhone so much, whereas users of other platforms just get on with it ]
"Until sometime in the early 1980s, when you reached secondary school you were handed a slim book full of numbers during a maths lesson and taught how to use log tables. Sines, cosines, tangents, square roots - they were all in there too"
I remember that lesson well. Towards the end, one of the girls in the class started crying...when asked what was the matter, she replied "I'll never be able to memorise all of these!"
Re: Don't worry.
"About as much chance as Canute had, I'd say"
In the context of this discussion, the alternative spelling of that king's name might be more appropriate.
Solar power on the FX-570? No, don't think so. Lithium battery only. I've still got mine in my desk drawer - alongside the WHSmith flowchart stencil, both purchased while studying Computer Studies 'O' Level.
Neither really get used in anger any more, but they do get wheeled out when I go into "nostalgic old git" mode.
I mis-read the title as iBacon, and thought that perhaps Apple had finally come up with a product that I might want to buy
Re: Is this a story?
"11 miles in a shift? 8 hours? 1.375 miles an hour ~ 40 yards/minute? Is that excessive for stock picking? It's not fun but it's not sprinting"
And how does that compare to someone working on a production line, doing an 8 hour shift sitting in one place and pushing a button every so often while they wait for DVT?
fish & chips
I spy salad. That's just wrong. If you want something green with your fish & chips, get some peas (preferably mushy ones) but lose the leaf-based greenery.
I get that it's not meant to be serious...I just don't get why it's so unfunny
I asked this in a comment to the latest Bong story but it got rejected, so I'll ask it here.
Sorry if it's a stupid question, and maybe I'm a bit late, but WTF is this ¡Bong! nonsense?
Re: toned down?
I think it's just you
I wouldn't be suprised if Ryanair size the opportunity to add a "being allowed to keep your Kindle switched on" supplement to their ticket prices
Re: DAB is pointless @Ben
Regardless of accurate those calculations are, there is a key issue which you failed to factor in. It's all well and good looking at data requirements for one car's radio, but what happens when all the cars (or at least a big percentage of them) in a cell all compete for resources on the call base station?
My guess is that the BS will max out....and I can't see the networks increasing the capacity on all of their cells, and the underlying terrestrial network, just people can listen to the radio
I wonder what percentage of radio listening happens in cars...no stats to hand but I imagine it's quite high, possibly even the majority of all radio listening
I also wonder what percentage of cars are equipped with DAB-capable sets? again, no stats to hand, but I imagine it's pretty low. I know that a DAB radio came as an option when I bought my last car from new, but after reviewing the full options/costs list, I didn't take it.
"One of the Anonymous protesters, who declined to give his name"
Well, that is kind of Page 1, Paragraph 1 of "How To Be Anonymous"
Should have gone to SpecSavers
...that is all
" the $499 before tax and subsidies means it’s roughly where Atom-powered netbooks used to live"
Where were you buying your Atom-powered netbooks from? I would have considered that the going rate for one of those to be around or just over £200/$300
I like it
It's the ultimate expression of rounded corners
"other details I don’t want to go into because of the security situation"
I wonder how he'd feel if somebody leaked that information?
"the companies already have this option at no cost by having your call automatically answered and playing their own recorded message."
At no cost to *them* - if they answer with a long pre-recorded announcement, then the caller is paying from the moment the message kicks in....and have you seen how much it costs to call an 0845 (as so beloved by so many companies these days) from a mobile?
"We share Google’s passion for 10x thinking, and we’re excited to add their rocket fuel to our journey."
I think I speak for us all when I say "Oh, FFS....."
Re: A few other ingredients
"water, yeast and TIME...lots of time."
Or, Water and lots & lots of yeast to get the job done in far less time....probably resulting in a substandard brew IMHO. I've seen some wine kits which claim to complete fermentation in not many days, basically by putting tons of yeast in which will chew through the sugars in next to no time
Casio Jogging watch
The best watch i ever had as a young 'un was the Casio Jogging watch (c.1981). It looked like a calculator watch (and it was) but it also had a load of functions to help out runners, such as pedometer and more-sophisticated-that-the-norm stopwatch. How I *loved* that watch....
Nowadays, my main watch is mechanical automatic...waterproof, reliable, glow-in-the dark, even has a separate 24 hour hand to allow viewing of multiple time zones. And the nice thing about it is that it actually increases in value each year, which is something I've never been able to say about any silicon-based watch I've ever owned.
I thought it might just have been me...
For the last week or so I've had to use the mobile version of the site. Within a few seconds of opening the main version the cooling fans on my i5-based ProBook are running full-pelt trying to deal with some errant processor activity.
I live in the sticks, and power cuts here are common-ish.
One time I was sitting on the sofa and at the *exact* same time I pressed the button on the remote control to turn the TV off, a power cut happened and plunged the entire house into darkness.
For a brief moment, I felt like I held the world's most powerful remote control in my hand.
Glass and glasses
Serious question: is Glass compatible with glasses, or do speccy-four-eyes persons like myself have to live a life devoid of Googley goggley face-mounted tech?
Re: Debian (w/ apologies to the Beach Boys)
Re: Space Cadet
Actually, I quite enjoyed it. There's something about watching a bunch of gullible wannbes humiliating themselves on national television which I find somewhat amusing.
"I wonder what made them choose Ubuntu over Windows?"
Probably a battery protection thing. I have a feeling that Ubuntu (especially if you decide not to load a graphical shell) will be less demanding than Windows when it comes to power draw.
WeWi communications? Is this for real, or are they taking the piss?
take him out
The Russians have previously demonstrated that they can get someone into a foreign country to perform an assassination on someone they find troublesome...I'm slightly surprised that the Americans haven't tried something similar with Snowden