* Posts by Nick Kew

2841 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jan 2007

UK PM Johnson spins revolving doors, new digital minister falls through

Nick Kew

Re: Starting a sweep-

How long until the new Home Secretary turns into Big Brother (Sister)?

Kind-of brings it home how (relatively) fortunate we were to have Javid in that position. He seemed the least bad for quite a while. Sadly his record in economic positions looks rather more disastrous, with credits for things like helping through the sale of British Steel to Greybull.

On a more positive note, I *think* The Ego himself at least understands the concept of Free Speech. Blair was of course its sworn enemy, while May and Cameron simply had no clue.

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Re: Saying it with pTerry

I think Private Eye's Loon Landing Souvenir Issue gave us the best description for him:

The Ego has Landed

Not-so-paltry towers: Vodafone gears up to flog off massive masts business

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Re: Asset Stripping?

Why not? It would make much more sense for telecoms infrastructure to be shared, and separating it out is a step towards that.

If the road network were built on the same model as our telecoms, you'd have to drive on an entirely different set of roads if you subscribed to BP vs if you subscribed to Shell.

Rise of the Machines hair-raiser: The day IBM's Dot Matrix turned

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Joke

Apropos of nothing much

You remind me of being challenged to make something of an old man with a boat:

There was an old man with a boat,

who made to set sail on the moat.

The spectators all cheered,

but he tripped on his beard,

and only his hat stayed afloat.

Nick Kew
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Re: Let's face it, who amongst us hasn't lost a tie to the...

Tie? Ugh! Though if forced to wear one, that would seem a reasonable approach to it.

Sleeves, on the other hand (or arm) get into interesting places. Especially the big woolly in winter.

Our sales were to genuine customers, Autonomy ex-CEO Mike Lynch insists in court

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Judge

and appears to have the judge on his side.

Obviously I speak from ignorance here: all I know is what I've seen reported, mostly in El Reg.

But is it not said that judges may appear to favour those they anticipate coming down hard on? Something about being very clear that they're being fair to an eventual victim, and limiting the scope for appeal.

If the judge finds for Lynch, then is it not likely that having appeared to favour him could support an appeal by HP?

Backdoors won't weaken your encryption, wails FBI boss. And he's right. They won't – they'll fscking torpedo it

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Re: Danish Chef Encryption ["]

Danish isn't a language, it's a speech impediment.

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Re: Well, go ahead and do it then!

Isn't the NSA already the largest employer of mathematicians in the US?

No idea.

But there are mathematicians prepared to take a stand. Not sure if Zimmermann would call himself a mathematician, but Bernstein certainly is.

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Pint

Just look at the controversy over coffee houses in Enlightenment Europe.

Places where people could get together and discuss subversive ideas - while also under the influence of this dangerous new drug.

Damn, why is there only the big friendly icon for any social-drinking drug? Beer and coffee are both great things, but not entirely interchangeable.

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Re: Sigh!

Which may be why the first modern encryption software didn't come from the US (for example, the original software that grew into OpenSSL was by an aussie).

The next generation of crypto may come from those who stand up to these bullies. Like China, which ceases to be even slightly reassuring as they approach a position to dictate US-style to the rest of the world.

A global open source community is much more reassuring, but may also be more precarious as members fall victim to their own governments and to being arrested if they travel.

Nick Kew

How will the US force people in other countries to use communications which it is known the US can decrypt?

By making the likes of Huawei an offer they can't refuse, and then escalating if they try to refuse.

We've seen they how the UK government was on the point of reaching a sensible decision, but an agent within it (possibly Williamson) was able to scupper that. Vassal states do what we're told, and US sanctions have a long reach.

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Re: So what happened to...

Thaid with a lithp?

It's so hot, UK needs to start naming heatwaves like we do when it's a bit windy – climate boffins

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Re: A Touch of British Whimsy

Can those who make a big deal of it look forward to Mild Reprimand Julie?

(What heatwave? Hasn't been above mid-20s here).

Nick Kew

Re: As a currently visiting antipodean....

Speaking as a Brit who has lived several years in much hotter climes ...

Hot - including Too Hot - here starts at mid-20s. The fact that's not at all hot to an Aussie is irrelevant: your whole environment is much better-suited to heat, and it feels natural there. I don't know why, but 25 in Blighty feels like 40 in Oz[1] or the Med[2].

Note - Brits complaining of cold can be even more unedifying. We don't get real cold here, any more than real heat.

[1] Based on a couple of weeks hols, when the only thing I really needed that I don't in Blighty was sunglasses.

[2] Based on several years in central Italy - yes I do have real experience of hot summers. Needed sunglasses there too.

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Roger that

Doesn't the D serve to emphasise the rhyme with todger?

Nick Kew

Re: Cold Snaps too.

Cold snap? I'd've thought Ymir seems an obvious first candidate. Are your suggestions from a Russian/Slavic tradition?

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Re: Don't we have this already?

Is that a record locally or nationally?

I'd find the latter surprising. OK, you're not mediterranean, but you are continental, and don't expect the same narrow range between summer and winter as our island climate.

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Re: Names

Last night's spell of illuminations should have had a name of its own.

Delightningful?

Had me turning various electricals off and checking none of the windows was too wide open.

Nick Kew

Re: what's so difficult about Q, U, X, Y and Z?

I was going to say something like that. Of your names, Quentin and Xavier were also on the list that popped into my head within about five seconds of reading that in the article. But you missed someone who had fame thrust upon her just a few weeks ago ... (OK, she's foreign, but shares a name with a 'merkin SF author and the wife of the most English of composers).

Anyway, what heatwave? It's a comfy 21-ish and light cloud around here. Yesterday was hotter - mid-20s - but a comfortable dry heat for most of the day. Heatwave "damp squib"?

Huawei is planning to inject $436m into Arm-based server silicon

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Re: Conveniently "OUR tanker"

That's going to get a lot worse.

Our ship flagging agency has been told to grow its business. But reputable shipping companies have been leaving in droves to re-flag with EU countries such as Malta. So the UK is now seeking to prostitute itself as a flag of convenience for the bottom end of the market.

Virgin Media promises speeds of 1Gpbs to 15 million homes – all without full fibre

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When it works

Virgin was good when it worked. But is the only company that just says "tough" when it doesn't work. Talk about 1Gb - it's two years since I got 1Kb from them. Contrast when a BT line failed on me, they fixed it within 24 hours.

O2: We've found Huawei of not using you-know-who's kit in 5G rollout

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So we have at least one telco not being buggered by idiot politicians (fair enough: O2 should be free to choose its suppliers, just as other telcos should).

At least, it appears so, even if the headline hinted at political motivations. If it does turn out to be politically motivated, I might be tempted to leave 02 after more than 20 years as a customer.

Man arrested over UK's Lancaster University data breach hack allegations

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White Rose

Shouldn't a Yorkshireman have historic licence to attack a Lancastrian institution? Give him a medal - or at least a rose.

Mine's the one whose rose is a bramble ...

It's Prime Minister Boris Johnson: Tech industry speaks its brains on Brexit-monger's victory

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Re: Ha ha! </Nelson>

Whoever the democrats nominate Trump will claim he or she is a socialist regardless of views.

That is absolutely not the point.

Trump will fling mud, but does that mud have substance? If yes, the uncommitted voters will have to weigh up which is the lesser of evils, and *might* pick Trump again. If no then it's a no-brainer: we have an electable candidate and they'll thrash Trump.

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Re: The Song and Dance

Boris is a performer. He'll put on a show. He'll relish it in 'normal' times (when he has nothing particularly topical to hide), and (on past performance) absent himself at times when it could be embarrassing.

This could be difficult for the opposition. Put Jo Swinson against him and she'll sound whiny, even when she's firmly in the right about something. Corbyn may do better on occasion (when he has really good material), but probably not often.

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Re: It depends where you stand...

Whereas I'm in the process of buying right now, far from London.

Strangely, houses are now more affordable than they've been at any time in my working life. Except for that golden age in the 1990s, when I missed out by being out of the country.

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Re: Ha ha! </Nelson>

Of course we can still point and laugh at Trump. The day we stop doing that is time for the padded cell.

You want rid of him, what you need right now is to knock some sense into the Democrats, and make sure they put forward an electable candidate.

Nick Kew

Re: Joining the Lib Dems

He could see the blame that was coming (as I said at the time):

The master plan was obviously a Boys Own scenario: come to power at the nadir of the the worst crisis since the 1970s (perhaps even the 1940s, at least in his dreams) and turn the country around. But that needed a scapegoat, to take the impossible (but eminently blameable) decisions that will now lead us to that low point. Cameron’s resignation today came too early for the master plan: he’s not going to be that scapegoat. So now it seems Boris has to take over too early and take that blame, or else chicken out at this obvious moment.

Sadly he successfully sidestepped it.

Nick Kew

Re: Joining the Lib Dems

Sorry ...... don't believe you !!!

Long term Conservative voters would never do anything to 'harm' the 'Party!!!

The party we knew is gone.

As a supporter of Thatcher in my youth, I cannot possibly support the charlatans whose agenda is now to lose us her greatest achievement - the European Single Market. It's not at all the same party.

Libdems are far too lefty for me, but right now they're our least-bad option by a long way. Insofar as they are an option.

'We've done it, we've wasted further time!' Judge raps HP over Mike Lynch court scrutiny

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Asking who the Beatles were doesn't actually mean the judge is out of touch. It might just be something that needs clarifying, perhaps to avoid participants talking at cross-purposes or misconstruing the record.

What you do need to abandon before you can hope to qualify as a judge is any naïve notion that the law you exercise has more than the most distant relationship with justice.

Nick Kew

Re: Pissing the Judge off over a number of weeks

No Rumpole story is complete without him regularly pissing off the judge ...

Low Barr: Don't give me that crap about security, just put the backdoors in the encryption, roars US Attorney General

Nick Kew

slippery slope?

Can you enlighten us on what the right end of a slippery slope looks like?

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Barris

Is Barr just carelessly describing something that already happens in most of the industry, with the exception of foreign suppliers beyond his reach?

Kind-of like when our (spit) Boris blurts out something unhelpful to what's supposed to be his cause - as in how he helped that woman (whose name I'm not going to try to spell) imprisoned for spying in Iran?

Just add water: Efficient Energy’s HFC-free chillers arrive in the UK

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Re: Brexit FUD

In this instance I expect you're right. But you may be missing the wider point, that brexiters have been loudly proclaiming their right to scrap EU rules, including environmental protections. In practice the most likely victims are rules affecting farming and land use.

Nick Kew

Re: What is the efficiency ?

Depends what you do with the water that's absorbed the heat.

Feed that into a heating system where heat is wanted, and you have optimal efficiency.

When you play the game of Big Spendy Thrones, nobody wins – your crap chair just goes missing

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Re: Waxed Mustache

I never realised waxed moustaches existed outside cartoons and caricatures. Unless you go back at least to the Edwardian era and Great War.

But I guess that's cultural differences. Kind-of like if you described some of our leading present-day politicians (notably a prospective PM) I'd take them as characters from Wodehouse.

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Re: Not IT - food industry

Yes, that one.

Sorry, doesn't help. I can think of at least three large-scale candidates just in Blighty (Brisl, Brum and York), and Reg commentards are a multinational crowd.

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Re: Chair related injuries

You'd expect to be agile enough for that when in - roughly speaking - the first half of working life.

Those five legs are apparently mandated by EU H&S rules. Four wheels with swivel leave lots of scope to capsize under very ordinary usage.

Equifax to world+dog: If we give you this $700m, can you pleeeeease stop suing us about that mega-hack thing?

Nick Kew

This is just the US

... but Equifax is multinational. Isn't anyone else taking them to the cleaners?

I guess this breach escapes the potential Big One by virtue of being pre-GDPR.

Google settles a four-year age-discrimination battle with 227 engineers by dishing out... $11m

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Re: Fixation on Ignorance and Immaturity

Erm, what you describe certainly ain't unique to Silly Valley.

Come to think of it, I was recruited to a Silly Valley company for the first time aged nearer 50 than 40.

British ISPs throw in the towel, give up sending out toothless copyright infringement warnings

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In the real world

Any commentards know anyone who's actually received the warnings in question?

Just wonderin' where this lies on a scale from mythical to real, and on a scale from used only rarely and in egregious cases to routinely abused.

When Harry met celly: NSA hoarder thrown in the clink for 9 years – after taking classified work home for decades

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Why?

Is it just me, or was this guy particularly dumb?

If you're going to grab government secrets - with all the risks involved - at least do so for a good reason! Like Manning or Snowden ... or a long tradition of whistleblowers and noble spies going right back to Prometheus.

Literally braking news: Two people hurt as not one but two self-driving space-age buses go awry

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Anecdata

These anecdotes tell us nothing about actual safety of robotic vs human drivers. Nor buses vs other forms of transport.

Who is collecting real statistical data? I hope someone reputable is ...

Israel's NSO Group: Our malware? Slurp your cloud backups plus phone data? They've misunderstood

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Big Brother

Denial

I think I can believe both the story and the denial.

That is to say, the story may be essentially correct, but inaccurate in some subtle detail. Technicalities can be very useful!

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Unlicensed Pegasus

Call me paranoid, but the prospect of being on the Wrong Side of the Pegasus developers makes me uneasy. If pirate copies of Larry could contain a PC virus thirtysomething years ago, how much more trouble could you be in pirating something that's not a silly game but world-leading malware?

France seeks science-fiction writers to help futureproof its military against science-fact

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Alien

Open Source it

Let's see.

Can't imagine wargaming for the military will do much to stimulate the best imaginations. As soon as you think "threat to France", are you not limiting that creativity? If they want to harness sci-fi, a trawl of published work surely makes more sense.

If you're an established sci-fi writer, where's the incentive to taint a reputation?

If you're a wannabe or up-and-coming sci-fi writer, maybe you could use the money. If your principles allow it, and you don't worry about being tainted by association.

How about a D&D model? Recruit Dungeon Masters, then open up play to the public and let stories grow. No, wait, who the **** is going to want to play that?

Aha! How about some creative thinking. Turn the D&D into a novel form of literary award: decent annual prizes and award ceremonies for the best stories within the framework of a MUD where a primary goal is to attackresist a sinister state (and don't tell 'em who's behind it - find or invent some rich patron of the arts). That could motivate some real creativity!

Echelon gets the upper hand: Scores final nod for 100MW bit barn campus in Arklow, Ireland

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Somewhere in here is surely a job for Mark Thomas (he of the arms trade fair, Menwith Hill ballooning, and the life of serious organised crime)?

Excluding Huawei from UK's 5G will harm security, MPs warn

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Re: Hurry up and decide?

Why the rush?

Because the Industry wants to get on with upgrading our comms infrastructure, preferably without political interference.

Trump remembers how we (Europe and rest-of-developed-world) pulled ahead of the US with GSM. This time it has to be America First. The more rival countries he can hold back by bullying, the better.

Fresh stalkerware crop pops up on Google's Android Play Store, swiftly yanked offline

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Grey area?

I wonder how they deal with the abuse of legitimate apps?

For example, a delivery company perfectly legitimately tracks its deliveries, and these days even enables customers to track their package up to the point of delivery. Similarly others in transportation or callout businesses. That capability could presumably also be abused, for example by disabling any alert it gives the user about being installed and active.

Is Google in the position of someone who deals in guns, cars or knives: just basic prescribed Due Diligence required? Or is the pressure on them so intense that such apps are taboo?

Li-ion battery 'price-fixing' case settled with bonus fury over lawyers pocketing eight-figures

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Devil

Lawyer, sue thyself

Who fixes the price of US litigation? It is surely far more overpriced than any battery!

Oh, but the battery makers are foreign, and therefore guilty.