* Posts by Nick Kew

2841 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jan 2007

Not so easy to make a quick getaway when it takes 3 hours to juice up your motor, eh Brits?

Nick Kew

That's why we need tidal energy. The renewable that's also reliable and predictable - at least while we have the moon and sun!

Together with a system for aggregating poser from different sources, so while one tidal generator is at low-generation phase, others at full blast take over. We could call it a National Grid. Oh, wait, we already have one, built back in the days when investing wasn't a dirty word.

Now on Amazon Prime: The Amazing Shrinking UK Tax Burden

Nick Kew

Not fit for purpose

Once again, we have an illustration of why corporation tax is not fit for purpose and should be replaced with an alternative tax structure.

Of course, direct alternatives ain't easy: they are all flawed. One the UK has moved towards - reducing corporation tax but introducing a new tax on dividends - is linked to the shareholders' tax status and thus easy to avoid (though the minority who can't avoid it will be among the well-to-do). VAT, income tax and employment tax (NI) are valid alternatives and would be more so with a level playing field, but are historically overtaxed as easy pickings for HMRC.

Here's a better idea we won't see in the foreseeable future.

The time a Commodore CDTV disc proved its worth as something other than a coaster

Nick Kew
Coat

Re: hmm

Brings meaning to the insewerants job.

Nick Kew

Re: hmm

Is your address by any chance in Empirical Crescent?

Outlook turned eBay into DD-Bay: Topless busty babe mysteriously fronts souk's emails

Nick Kew
Angel

Re: If the avatar is still in your email client...

I have a little liquor glass (inherited; I don't know how old it is but I think it's at least two generations above me), looks almost like a small eggcup from a distance.

When full, it displays a very NSFW lady. When you drink up, she disappears.

Cu in Hell: Thousands internetless after copper thieves pinch 500m of cable in Cambridgeshire

Nick Kew

Re: Well, I wasn't affected...

Death penalty's too good for Virgin.

(A week? Luxury! Be glad if they fix it the same year you try to report it).

Be still, our drinking hearts: Help Reg name whisky beast conjured by Swedish distillers and AI blendbot

Nick Kew
Headmaster

Mackmyra

You're being had. Myra is actually ant. Not mosquito, nor even midge. And the 'damp' eludes me too. If asked to deconstruct the word, I'd guess the ant might suggest hard work and/or teamwork, while the Mack merely hints at something Scottish.

On the basis that proper scotch is Whisky while certain lesser imitations use the spelling Whiskey, perhaps a Swedish blend might take Whiskea as another alternative?

Can you download it to me – in an envelope with a stamp?

Nick Kew

Going Postal

Surely I can't be the only commentard to have read that thinking you want the services of Mr Lipwig?

Oh, and re:

"Does anyone here remember ..."

I presume any such question is intentionally rhetorical? If we start on what we remember, it won't take long to to become Four Yorkshiremen.

Bus pass or bus ass? Hackers peeved about public transport claim to have reverse engineered ticket app for free rides

Nick Kew

That was my thought. The singular, for one person. And that's an exact translation you gave: the "en" suffix is the definite article, and the rest is obvious.

The wheels on the bus go round and... Oh dear. Chancellor Sajid Javid unveils spending review

Nick Kew

Re: Promises now, cuts after the election…

Of course. Brexit countdown through contraction in the economy and government revenues to the halving in real terms of those two great sacred cows, the state pension and the NHS.

But current profligate spending promises are a poison pill to hurt Labour (and libdems, if they make an electoral comeback at Westminster). Take away whatever space they might have to appear more generous, and push them to promising what everyone will know is pie-in-the-sky.

HPE lawyer claims key associates of Autonomy boss Mike Lynch 'refuse' to testify to High Court

Nick Kew

Rumpole dates from last century. When there was, more or less, a presumption of innocence.

Not that that was ever applicable to a civil case.

Nick Kew

Re: Wait a minute

The two are not mutually exclusive. Presumably they weren't summoned, the question is why? It sounds like he's hinting one would 'obviously' have expected them to testify for Lynch, but - oh dear - they're not.

Nick Kew

Re: Wait a minute

It's amazing what companies can get away with. You or me, we wouldn't dare pull that kind of stunt.

You or I wouldn't need to. But if we had a barrister, they'd regard it as perfectly normal.

How is this claimed to be relevant? If Rabinowitz is claiming it's relevant, could he not have summonsed them himself to give whatever evidence he expects them to have?

Everyone remembers their first time: ESA satellite dodges 'mega constellation'

Nick Kew

Re: Sounds like another step towards realizing "Wall-E"

Somebody needs to come up with a way to decide what satellites should be placed in what orbits.

How many of the countries deploying satellites even have a concept of planning permission?

Trade union club calls on UK.gov to extend flexible working to all staff from day one

Nick Kew
FAIL

Re: employment rights

No, the current shower don't care but they won't be there for ever.

They're looking a bit like 1970s Labour. Stuck in a horrendous tribal ideology.

Trouble is, the face of the opposition is himself a relic of 1970s Labour.

Nick Kew

Re: Less of the rather dismissive "Trade union club", please

British Leyland only ever existed as a government bailout of a lame duck. The first(?) of a long, long succession of taxpayer bailouts as it got reorganised under different names like jaguar, land rover, etc.

Under the circumstances, how could it ever have been anything other than rotten?

Nick Kew
Thumb Up

Re: I did, and I won, but the union didn't want to get involved.

A bit of doing?

As in, Doing the Right Thing? Of course I don't know the individual circumstances, but it's entirely plausible.

Nick Kew

Re: Less of the rather dismissive "Trade union club", please

The big milestone in reaching that point was the Attlee government and post-war socialism. What you describe is what happened after that, as a generation of union leaders continued to fight the battles of their own youth, turning the movement into entitled bullies and crippling the country until Mrs T. pushed back on them.

Since then, they've been a much more balanced force. They serve a valid purpose, but it's when they do something a bit dumb that it's most likely to hit the news.

But whoever thought that headline "dismissive"? The Reg may not be for you!

Divert the power to the shields. 'I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain!'

Nick Kew

Re: Biodeisel is only 8% bio

Biofuel isn't green. At best it just accelerates the fossil fuel cycle (bypasses the fossil on the way from photosynthesis to combustion); at worst it also desertifies land from which it's taken.

The top three attributes for getting injured on e-scooters? Having no helmet, being drunk or drugged, oddly enough

Nick Kew

Re: Obvious solution to reduce 200 San Diego road deaths.

Three a year sounds very high, no matter where they are. Last time I paid attention to the figures (admittedly a few years back) the average was well under one a year.

Nick Kew

Re: Obvious solution to reduce 200 San Diego road deaths.

To what case are you referring? There have been cases reported in the press that turned out to be no such thing.

Nick Kew
Facepalm

In other news ...

Whereas 98 percent of those injured on scooters weren't wearing helmets, the figure for pedestrians was over 99%.

Gov flings £10m to help businesses get Brexit-ready with, um... information packs

Nick Kew

He's not a bus driver. Just someone who advertises on the buses.

And I think it may be closer to a 737 Max than a 747.

Nick Kew

"she who has a personal stake"

Leadsom having big personal bets *against* Blighty (through Ben Leadsom's hedge fund) while part of government should put her on trial for Treason.

At least Soros wasn't insider-trading when he made gazillions from Blighty's misfortunes in 1992.

Clutching at its Perl 6, developer community ponders language name with less baggage

Nick Kew

Re: RTFM?

Perl4 is a historic footnote. It was only with Perl5 and CPAN (and the rise of the Web) that it attained a Big Community and Ecosystem, and maintainability became an issue.

When I first hacked Perl, both 4 and 5 existed in parallel depending on what system you were using. At the level of a quick&dirty hack (erm, I expect that'll be pretty-much any pre-CPAN perl) the differences are immaterial.

Hong Kong ISPs beg Chinese govt not to impose Great Firewall on them

Nick Kew

Freedom

HK still has not merely internet, but the full suite of social meeja. As in, what Western governments are very keen to exercise control over and possibly cut in the event of civil unrest.

Contrast what happens in a proper democracy. Like cutting off all communications in Indian Kashmir (and without even the provocation of rioting)!

Are US border cops secretly secreting GPS trackers on vehicles without a warrant? EFF lawyers want to know

Nick Kew
Black Helicopters

Re: I've seen this on TV, I'm sure

I don't have a telly, but I'm sure I've read many times about surreptitious tracking devices[1]. Especially as a schoolboy back in the 1970s, when I had a taste for then-contemporary thrillers.

[1] Not to mention covert listening devices, etc.

GIMP open source image editor forked to fix 'problematic' name

Nick Kew

Re: But it is taken

They could always port the GIMP to Windows and christen it WIMP.

Talking of which, why did the WIMP get renamed? It's so much less clumsy to pronounce than GUI, and even thirty years on we're still using Windows, Icons, Menus and Pointers.

Nick Kew

In the best GNU tradition

GINP Is Not GIMP?

Harvard freshman kicked out of US over OTHER people's posts on his social media

Nick Kew

Trumpistan isn't the core problem here.

The Gilead border has been a terrible place since long before Trump. Boston airport was a major nightmare (unlike the city, which I liked a lot) when I had to visit a Client there in 2005.

Git the news here! Code quality doesn't count for much when it comes to pull requests

Nick Kew
Holmes

There is the "do it badly" approach: if your reputation is sufficient to get away with it, you consciously commit "quick and dirty" in the expectation that it'll draw in others to Do It Right, and start getting more seriously involved in the community from there.

Commentards have already pointed out that quality as measured by the tool used may bear little relation to objective quality or to a project's own guidelines.

The other crucial consideration is where pull requests feature in a project's workflow. If a project decrees that all contributions (including the core team) happen through pull requests - a workflow making the pull request the focus of code review - then you'll get a high acceptance rate based on most of them being 'core'. Perhaps the study should've correlated those acceptance rates with the proportion of all code commits coming through pull requests?

Female-free speaker list causes PHP show to collapse when diversity-oriented devs jump ship

Nick Kew
FAIL

Bottom line

Wot, no girlies? Sod this for an event: if my employer is sending me on a knees-up, it can jolly well at least have some totty on hand!

(not me personally - I can't recollect ever going to an event where I knew in advance what the balance was - beyond the kind of "techie events are predominantly male" generality).

YouTube algorithms mistake sparring robots for animal cruelty, gamers snooped on via Xbox AI, and more

Nick Kew
Holmes

Social Media in Hong Kong

Doesn't the fact that those sites are still available in Hong Kong tell us something? The government reaction to some pretty nasty scenes has been remarkably restrained. I wonder how many Western countries would temporarily block social media at times of civil unrest? The contrast to the closure of much more than just social media in Indian Kashmir seems pretty stark: never-democratic HK now clearly has vastly more freedom than established democracy India.

Wait a minute, we're supposed to haggle! ISPs want folk to bargain over broadband

Nick Kew
Devil

Re: Demon

Anyone here remember Demon billing?

I had Demon when I first returned to Blighty, back in dialup days. Paid a year up-front ('cos it was cheaper than monthly). They never took a second year's payment[1], nor made any attempt to contact me about it, despite having email and snail-mail addresses and phone number. I wasn't paying attention, so the first I heard of it was when I got a letter from debt collectors!

After one or two other UK ISPs, I ended up with Plusnet, where I enjoyed a decade of connectivity free of the kind of problems that push one to change. Until the move to a house with ADSL estimated max speed 0.5M (no fibre), and the Virgin nightmare to make dialup look like a golden age ...

[1] Or that might have been two years OK and a third year vanished: memory is hazy.

Overseas investors eat the UK tech sector for Brexit: More cash flung about in 7 months than the whole of last year

Nick Kew

Re: Wouldn't you say . .

Cameron acted for the leavers. First that non-deal with "concessions" that were less than those provided by the EU's normal rules - e.g. four years for EU migrants to qualify for UK benefits, when EU standard rules make that five years unless a host country chooses to be more generous. Then the non-campaign with heavily gerrymandered electorate - e.g. dropping the manifesto promise to enfranchise Brits abroad.

Of course Boris wanted and expected Cameron to stay on and take the blame. That was a deft manoeuvre to avoid becoming leader in 2016 without being seen to chicken out!

There once was a biz called Bitbucket, that told Mercurial to suck it. Now devs are dejected, their code soon ejected

Nick Kew
WTF?

Monopoly

To what extent is git heading for a monopoly? If alternatives are squeezed out, that could be less than healthy.

No REST for the wicked: Ruby gem hacked to siphon passwords, secrets from web devs

Nick Kew

Lessons

Compromised old developer account: hmmm, perhaps something to learn lessons from. Expire inactive devs, or at least require a cryptographically secure reactivation of an account?

About a week trojan lifetime: nasty, but at least it was limited. You didn't tell us whether the dev who discovered it is himself a member of that particular dev team, and thus would've seen it even if it hadn't been open source.

Huawei goes all Art of War on us: Switches on 'battle mode' and vows to 'dominate the world'

Nick Kew

Re: no longer required US components

Here in Blighty Huawei doesn't appear to be priced as a premium brand. Real-world prices in the ballpark of Motorola/Lenovo, half the cheapest Samsung, quarter of the cheapest iphone.

Dry patch? Have you considered peppering your flirts with emojis?

Nick Kew
Meh

I may be too innocent

Peaches have been good this season.

But I've been enjoying them without any thoughts of pleasures of a different kind.

Hmmm. Perhaps just as well if they're associated with the wrong orifice. I hope I can still enjoy them (the fruit) after reading that. At least the watermelon suggestion (below) conjures only a humorous/cartoonish image.

Nick Kew
Meh

Re: 5,327 American singles aged 18-94

A fine image there. Nonagenarians getting laid with their (great) grandchildrens' cohort?

But the whole article screams to me Correlation is not Causation. We should not assume nor even infer that getting laid causes emojis.

It will never be safe to turn off your computer: Prankster harnesses the power of Windows 95 to torment fellow students

Nick Kew

Well of course it was.

CEOs aren't always wrong (unless you're called Dilbert).

Nick Kew
Thumb Up

Re: Sharepoint Shenanigans

A reference for that story could be amusing. Did it feature on the Reg?

Trump blinks again in trade war bluff-fest with China: Huawei gets another 90-day stay of US import execution

Nick Kew
Thumb Down

Re: national security

Not US infrastructure: they never had much US market share anyway.

A rolling 90-day extension allows US companies to supply Huawei, but doesn't permit Blighty to give the green light to our telcos.

Subcontractor's track record under spotlight as London Mayoral e-counting costs spiral

Nick Kew

Re: Time to revert to Paper

Paper and humans, so totally hackable. Not least in the kind of environment where the humans are not personally in positions of such strength as to be able to blow whistles.

Simons says don't push us: FTC boss warns regulator could totally break up big tech companies if it wanted

Nick Kew

Re: Fun times

Surely the biggest lawyer-haters are those who saw the system from the inside. Dickens and Gilbert, for instance, worked in the law business before establishing altogether more worthwhile careers that included their respective all-out attacks on the legal system.

Overstock's share price has plummeted. Is it Trump's trade war? Bad results? Nope, its CEO has gone bonkers...

Nick Kew
Go

A generation ago

I'm sure many of us are old enough to remember Ratner ...

World recoils in horror as smartphone maker accused of helping government snoops read encrypted texts, track device whereabouts

Nick Kew

Re: Just one problem with this article...

No he wasn't! He was referring to a non-past. Asking a series of questions to which the answer is "No". He was bursting the bubble of English greatness and self-importance.

It's only the Parry that wraps it in a mythic aura at odds with the words.

Nick Kew

Re: "Not all the readers will remember the Private Eye articles"

It's not at all Punch (which was great in a different way). Today's Eye is full of serious investigative journalism that's lacking - or at best a token corner - in the more mainstream press.

And the best ever cover headline three weeks ago in its Loon Landing Souvenir Issue: "The Ego has Landed".

UK.gov has £12m to help kick-start quantum techs that could be 'adopted at scale' – which is pretty niche, if we're honest

Nick Kew

A drop in the ocean ... but is it cumulative? If for example recipients can combine it with tax

breaks for investors in R&D efforts, it could be good for someone.

And having government money can add a little credibility to a crowdfunding campaign.

Ohio state's top legal eagle just made it harder for the FBI, ICE, cops to snoop around its DMV DB for people's faces

Nick Kew

Re: False Equivalence

I think you are misunderstanding my comment.

My gripe was with the article headline. Not the story.