104 posts • joined 6 Jul 2007
Model for future organizations
"an ovoid lower tract near the base of the calyx, grading into a bulbous mid-gut, then tapering into a straight and thin upper intestine projecting upwards to a central terminal anus"
Sounds a lot like government.
Mass Exodus Name
So with all the toads running(hopping) away instead of mating, would it be called a "Freundian Slip?"
Where's PETA in all of this? Maybe since the animal is already dead or it wasn't that cute when it was alive they don't care?
This reminds me of that old frog experiment joke. Take a frog and blow a whistle to make it jump. A frog with 4 legs jumped 4 feet. Cut of one of the legs and blow the whistle again. A frog with 3 legs jumps 3 feet. Cut off another leg. A frog with 2 legs jumps 2 feet. Cut off another. A 1-legged frog jumps only one foot. Cut off the final leg. A frog with no legs is deaf.
I'm a vagatarian. Is that close enough for them?
We have three cats in a house of four people. If it's not the parasite telling me what to do then it's the ring on my finger. Although, sometimes they feel interchangable.
I have a new pickup line now. "How about a nice thick beef shake?"
I wonder if they'll have any AC/DC playing during the procedure?
All over the place here
in Kentucky. She wouldn't have been breaking a bumper sticker law if she lightly powdered them first.
Jail Cell Combination
Who has learned more?
A few weeks ago I was looking at all my posts(self-importance moment) and was looking over the ones that were blocked and noticed that my cynicism of the world was showing through. Hopefully the blocked comments have not made you cynical to the world at large like I am. I'm sure you have your favorite commentors, both on the good side and bad.
May your future path be a good one and hopefully your time here will be remembered for the times you laughed at the general humor of the comments and not for the times you had to cringe at the general sexism/stupidity. DietyOfChoice-speed, Ms. Bee. Your next adventure awaits.
Her Conceal and Carry id number is 3OO3IES.
Her husband...said: "Her eyes fluttered...before she died again, this time for good."
This time for good? I'm cynical, but wow. I hope that was a mistranslation or it sounds like he was glad to be rid of her.
or Beaver Tail.
A muff within a muff. I am not going deeper.
They have feelings too
Just leave the dishwasher door open; they have lovely flowers. They like to be taken care of. We must water them daily. Don't use the hot dry cycle; we don't like it. Please understand us; we mean you know harm. We just want to live among you. You brought this upon yourselves.
I have an ex-wife like that; also of the bovine family. And again, who also has been exploited by many of the townsfolk around here.
how did it get there?
-lowered down to where the cow had become trapped with assistance from the Port Isaac Cliff Rescue Team-
Did they put the cow there in the first place?
I keep watching the video over and over again and the guy just keeps mixing the cube up the same way. I think they just programmed one solution into the robot.
We were saved!!
Macho Man Randy Savage died for us. He stopped the rapture from happening by dropping an elbow from the top ropes onto Jesus. In the name of the tassles, the sparkles, and the glasses; OH YEAH!!
Just watched the rerun of Family Guy last night where Quagmire discovers internet porn. His left arm looked like a sequoia tree trunk compared to his right.
And now there will be cases where a 2-armed or no-armed person could have defended themselve if only they had the ability to carry a switchblade. No-armed like Raiden in MGS4.
alternative to the alternative
"In 5 - 7 days, in the dark, with no watering, and no petrochemical inputs, the mycelium envelops the by-products, binding them into a strong and beautiful packaging part."
They could have just used ground up Emos. Same growing process and probably more eco friendly.
Any chance on a 3D Christmas Special?
foreign spoken language
Going on the spoken language and it's not actually a code, could it just be a language he had heard on TV and written his own bad phonetics for it as a kid? Speak it and run it through a ????<>English translator and see what comes out.
The male voices could all be done by either Tom Cruise or John Travolta at various stages throughout their lives.
Vacation of the Stars
I guess we now know where Charlie, Lindsay, Courtney, and Amy are going for their vacations. Cocaine has a 1% import tax but straight razors get a 5000% hike. Gillette just found a new trick to an old game.
But Microsoft uses it...
http://www.personal-computer-tutor.com/abc3/v29/vic29.htm The website looks like a kid with a template made it, but interesting that the registry uses that type of letter change to obscure some keys.
Downloaded Home++ a while back. 7 home screens instead of five, loops to the first screen after the last, customizable dock, it cleans up the notification bar at the etop, and does landscape change as well.
keeping it in the family
Incest is best, put your sister to the test; nuthin's says luvin' like a cousin!
"Your sister's hot!" "She's your sister too!"
We play the dulcimer with our toes
It's called a toothbrush because we only have one tooth (between the three of us)
I'm about as far north in Kentucky without being in Ohio so I've heard them all. This doesn't shock me one bit.
In some of those cases it's the parents that are adicted, not the kids.
always about size
Would a telescopic barrel work? I should probably leave the thinking to the smart ones.
Just answered my own question
1 minute of research on their website talked about it not being a straight flight but more of a spiral.
How do you stop it, and what about the return trip; are you supposed to tack the whole way back or will they have a trailing tow line?
If it's one way like the other trips, then no worries.
Even earlier series
Don't forget about "Swamp Fox" from Disney! We watched it in high School. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Swamp_Fox_(TV_series)
So instead of learning how to read from a book, write with pen and paper(cursive), and solve math problems without a calculator, they'll churn out students that have no clue what to do if there is a power failure? Technology is supposed to help, not be a crutch,
Little Green Bag
Can't quite figure out how they're going to make the game "Unde the Skin" into a movie with her; unless she is going to be Princess Cleo.
The monkey stole the title
I have a new idea for physically securing server rooms now.
Sounds like a Chinese Todger Trap
"As he pulls it gets tighter" Why doesn't the he just stick something in the other end of the trap, push, and then he can get out?
It'll be back in a few days anyway...
Semaphore cracked in 2007
I've had posts rejected before and I just chalked it up to my poor choice of words/it wasn't funny/it was crude, and didn't lose any sleep over it. Sometimes I try to put something in it just to have the honor of getting Ms. Bee to reply to a post of mine.
We encrypt everything that leaves our office possible; laptops full disk encryption, USB sticks, email with key words, phones,... The only thing that doesn't get encrypted on a regulare basis is CDs that go to the client.
Definition of Porn
I heard there were two definitions for the difference between porn and art:
a government grant.
if you take a midget and put it in the scene and it doesn't look out of place, it's porn.
"have a family at home that loves me." The penguin and the Windows lUser respond with the same, and they all look at each other knowing that no one will volunteer.
The pilot comes out of the cockpit and checks to see if they have made a decision.
"No one wants to jump, sir." the penguin tells him. The pilot walks to the back of the plane and grabs the only parchute. He opens the door, and as the wind is rushing in they hear him yell to the fanboi, "F*ck you, Kevin Smith. Lose the weight!" and the pilot parachutes safely to the ground as the plane crashes into the mountainside.
"*", I choose you!
I pick * and all password maskers are now going to be told to pay royalties to me.
Seriously? Do they not want it to stop?
Classy, at least
"On the same dates". At least he took them out to dinner first!
Maybe my string theorist brother-in-law can just whip stich the hole closed with a quantum needle.
it's worth a try
There was a Lithuanian male
Who drank way too much ale
He stood on his stub
pulled out his nub
and now he's going to be in jail
no update to equipment
the tech probably had an analog set.
- Mounties always get their man: Heartbleed 'hacker', 19, CUFFED
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- Leaked pics show EMBIGGENED iPhone 6 screen
- Opportunity selfie: Martian winds have given the spunky ol' rover a spring cleaning
- OK, we get the message, Microsoft: Windows Defender splats 1000s of WinXP, Server 2k3 PCs