Model for future organizations

"an ovoid lower tract near the base of the calyx, grading into a bulbous mid-gut, then tapering into a straight and thin upper intestine projecting upwards to a central terminal anus"

Sounds a lot like government.

Mass Exodus Name

So with all the toads running(hopping) away instead of mating, would it be called a "Freundian Slip?"

Frog Experiments

This reminds me of that old frog experiment joke. Take a frog and blow a whistle to make it jump. A frog with 4 legs jumped 4 feet. Cut of one of the legs and blow the whistle again. A frog with 3 legs jumps 3 feet. Cut off another leg. A frog with 2 legs jumps 2 feet. Cut off another. A 1-legged frog jumps only one foot. Cut off the final leg. A frog with no legs is deaf.

I'm a vagatarian. Is that close enough for them?

We have three cats in a house of four people. If it's not the parasite telling me what to do then it's the ring on my finger. Although, sometimes they feel interchangable.

Surgical music

I wonder if they'll have any AC/DC playing during the procedure?

All over the place here

in Kentucky. She wouldn't have been breaking a bumper sticker law if she lightly powdered them first.

Jail Cell Combination

12345 perhaps?

Who has learned more?

A few weeks ago I was looking at all my posts(self-importance moment) and was looking over the ones that were blocked and noticed that my cynicism of the world was showing through. Hopefully the blocked comments have not made you cynical to the world at large like I am. I'm sure you have your favorite commentors, both on the good side and bad.

May your future path be a good one and hopefully your time here will be remembered for the times you laughed at the general humor of the comments and not for the times you had to cringe at the general sexism/stupidity. DietyOfChoice-speed, Ms. Bee. Your next adventure awaits.

C&C Laws

Her Conceal and Carry id number is 3OO3IES.

True Love

Her husband...said: "Her eyes fluttered...before she died again, this time for good."

This time for good? I'm cynical, but wow. I hope that was a mistranslation or it sounds like he was glad to be rid of her.

Muffception

A muff within a muff. I am not going deeper.

how did it get there?

-lowered down to where the cow had become trapped with assistance from the Port Isaac Cliff Rescue Team-

Did they put the cow there in the first place?

Same Pattern

I keep watching the video over and over again and the guy just keeps mixing the cube up the same way. I think they just programmed one solution into the robot.

We were saved!!

Macho Man Randy Savage died for us. He stopped the rapture from happening by dropping an elbow from the top ropes onto Jesus. In the name of the tassles, the sparkles, and the glasses; OH YEAH!!

Discrimination Lawsuits

And now there will be cases where a 2-armed or no-armed person could have defended themselve if only they had the ability to carry a switchblade. No-armed like Raiden in MGS4.

Recommendations

The male voices could all be done by either Tom Cruise or John Travolta at various stages throughout their lives.

Vacation of the Stars

I guess we now know where Charlie, Lindsay, Courtney, and Amy are going for their vacations. Cocaine has a 1% import tax but straight razors get a 5000% hike. Gillette just found a new trick to an old game.

Home++

Downloaded Home++ a while back. 7 home screens instead of five, loops to the first screen after the last, customizable dock, it cleans up the notification bar at the etop, and does landscape change as well.

Just answered my own question

1 minute of research on their website talked about it not being a straight flight but more of a spiral.

Little Green Bag

Can't quite figure out how they're going to make the game "Unde the Skin" into a movie with her; unless she is going to be Princess Cleo.

The monkey stole the title

I have a new idea for physically securing server rooms now.

Resurrection

It'll be back in a few days anyway...

Definition of Porn

I heard there were two definitions for the difference between porn and art:

a government grant.

or

if you take a midget and put it in the scene and it doesn't look out of place, it's porn.

Poor finish

"have a family at home that loves me." The penguin and the Windows lUser respond with the same, and they all look at each other knowing that no one will volunteer.

The pilot comes out of the cockpit and checks to see if they have made a decision.

"No one wants to jump, sir." the penguin tells him. The pilot walks to the back of the plane and grabs the only parchute. He opens the door, and as the wind is rushing in they hear him yell to the fanboi, "F*ck you, Kevin Smith. Lose the weight!" and the pilot parachutes safely to the ground as the plane crashes into the mountainside.

"*", I choose you!

I pick * and all password maskers are now going to be told to pay royalties to me.

Toyota design?

Seriously? Do they not want it to stop?

Classy, at least

"On the same dates". At least he took them out to dinner first!

Whip Stich

Maybe my string theorist brother-in-law can just whip stich the hole closed with a quantum needle.

it's worth a try

There was a Lithuanian male

Who drank way too much ale

He stood on his stub

pulled out his nub

and now he's going to be in jail