* Posts by Maty

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Canned laughter for Canadians selling cans of air at $15 a pop

Maty

pure mountain smog

Except the air around Banff for most of August has been slightly worse than the air in downtown Beijing. There are huge fires burning in northern Washington State, and the prevailing winds have been carrying the smoke north-east into the Rockies.

Thanks to some welcome rain hereabouts, the smoke has cleared a lot this week, but take a look at http://firesmoke.ca/forecasts/BSC00WC04/current/# to get the general idea.

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Jeep Cherokee 2.2: Capable, comfortable ... but just not very Jeep

Maty

If you think a Jeep should be about crossing the Rockies, forget it.

Take the transCanada on Highway One past Banff, and you could do it in a Trabant ...

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Sick of politicians robo-calling you? Bin your landline, says the FCC

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Phones - phooey

If you have something to say to me, send an email. There's very little so urgent that it requires a voice conversation immediately.

A while back I got so peeved with spam calls that I ditched my landline (saving a good few bucks in the process) got a mobile- and turned it off.

Whenever someone interrupts a face to face conversation with 'I've got to take this call', I simply walk away. Apart from 999 calls, no phone has an automatic right to be answered.

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Assange™ is 'upset' that he WON'T be prosecuted for rape, giggles lawyer

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Re: WTF?

Right, right, and right.

For example the Abu Omar case, where a Muslim cleric was abducted from the streets of Milan by CIA operatives.

The US Counterintelligence Analysis Report published under the auspices of the Department of Defense Intelligence Analysis Program (DIAP) which claims Assange is a terrorist supporter who has engaged in cyber-spying. Also, the US justice department's refusal to deny that it has closed the book on any prosecution for these 'offences' by Assange.

Finally https://internationalextraditionblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/us-sweden-extradition-treaty-14-ust-1845.pdf

Research all these, and then decide if assange is making this all up to boost his ego.

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Buffoon in 999 call: 'Cat ate my bacon and I want to press charges'

Maty

Be grateful that W. Yorks have professionals answering their emergency calls. Compare that with the scumbag 911 operator in the States who hung up on a caller trying to save a dying man - because he didn't like her attitude.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/new-mexico-911-operator-tells-caller-to-deal-with-it-yourself-after-shooting-1.3171526

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Re: Too polite

Urban legend. Cats can and do digest pork. You'll also see it listed on pet foods as 'ham' or similar.

It's not recommended that you feed a cat bacon, but that's because the sodium level is too high - nothing to do with the meat itself. Well cooked pork is as safe for a cat as beef or tuna. (In fact probably safer than tuna depending on the mercury content.)

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UK.gov wants to stop teenagers looking at tits online. No, really

Maty

It's not about porn ...

It's about controlling how people use the internet.

'To a government, freedom means failure. It represents something the government has been unable to regulate or tax.' - G. Faldene

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Attention dunderheads: Taxpayers are NOT giving businesses £93bn

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FAIL

Re: The Truth of the Matter is this...

'Any and all references to fixing any problem by cutting foreign aid automatically qualify your post as a loss under the Godwin principle... only in this case you are the looser AND the nazi.'

It's Godwin's Law, and the general interpretation is that the first person to mention the Nazis is the loser. So you can add ignorance of Godwin's law to ignorance of economics and ignorance of spelling.

On the bright side Sir, think of all the room you have for improvement!

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Canadian dirtbag jailed for SWAT'ing, doxing women gamers

Maty

He can still have a role in society

As a ghastly warning. This particular little toerag is beyond saving, and the consensus here seems to be that neither jail time nor professional help will do much.

So why not give as massive a punishment as statute allows? Not to help him, but to discourage other little snotwads who are thinking of doing the same thing. Maybe someone contemplating 5 years jail time and a computer ban for life might think twice before unleashing a SWAT team for 'lulz'.

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US govt now says 21.5 million people exposed by OPM hack – here's what you need to know

Maty

First they slurp all the data they can - legally or otherwise. Then stick it on a server so world + dog can hack it.

Next, they give a sickly grin and promise it won't happen again.

Rinse and repeat. And we - the general public - believe them. Right now the security services and general public are in an abusive relationship.

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BOT-GEDDON coming after ZeusVM leak, hacker warns

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FAIL

A good try, but that image is not Zeus. It's Heracles. I'm assuming you took Shutterstock's word for it when you used (and rather nicely elongated) their 'white face Zeus' image.

However, if you look at the top you can see the head of the Nemean lion which Heracles used as armour. (Its skin was impenetrable). Zeus' iconic animal was the eagle. Zeus is not depicted in classical art or statuary with a lion, and never with a lion head-dress.

Take a look at this pic of Heracles in the Met Museum of Art, for comparison.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7568/16305005052_97a51cb8a9_b.jpg

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Silly Google's Photos app labelled BLACK PEOPLE as GORILLAS

Maty

http://www.theguardian.com/world/shortcuts/2015/jun/29/shabani-gorilla-internet-heart-throb-japanese-women-higashiyama-zoo

Some people find gorillas highly admirable.

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Headmaster

Re: On the other hand, if I am included in their images database, ...

'Someone will always imply something that was never there in the first place.'

I think you mean 'infer something'.

When you imply something, you suggest an idea without stating it directly. If you infer something, you imagine that an idea has been suggested but not directly stated. That's why when you 'infer' something you bring your own idea into what you heard or read. (Latin inferre - 'bring in')

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Buh bye fakers? Amazon tweaks customer product reviews system

Maty

my fave review

' Was most disappointed with the novel. The characters are ill-defined and one-dimensional. The plot had no unusual turns and was easily predictable.'

This being the review for a technical non-fiction book on the Roman army. The problem being that any fool can write a review, and many fools do.

http://www.amazon.com/Legionary-Roman-Soldiers-Unofficial-Manual/product-reviews/0500251517/ref=cm_cr_dp_qt_hist_one?ie=UTF8&filterBy=addOneStar&showViewpoints=0

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Vicious vandals violate voluminous Versailles vagina

Maty

Re: 19 June! Celebrate!

Not necessarily. Armistice Day is not Armistice's Day, and Christmas Day is not Christmas' Day. So if we have a day celebrating the nation's pedants National Pedants Day is perfectly grammatical.

(Hurls chalk back.)

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Spaniard sues eBay over right to sell the Sun

Maty

so ...

If I go to a notary and establish rights to the Durán brain,can I sell it?

After all, I'm taking vacant possession.

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The rare metals debate: Only trace elements of sanity found

Maty

shovels and spades

'Child slaves with bucket and spade (sorry, shovel, farmers use spades.)'

You use a spade to dig and a shovel to move stuff around. (Think of the verb 'to shovel'.) If you can grasp economics, Mr Worstall, making this distinction should not be too hard.

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Nosy Brit cops demand access to comms data EVERY TWO MINUTES

Maty

Re: Have you really checked the numbers?

You make a good case, Sir. But if that's why and how it's done it seems to me that a judge would have no problems writing out a warrant for cops to access the data - as has happened for decades.

What is more of an issue is that police and government now want massive and warrantless access to everyone's data, and the only reason they can offer is that it will keep us safe from the dreaded paedoterrorist alliance.

That does sound unreasonable.

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Yay for Tor! It's given us RANSOMWARE-as-a-service

Maty

Screensavers ...

A few years back I wanted to change the monitor of a well-respected academic for a more modern one. (He was using a CRT ffs.) After meeting with stubborn resistance, we finally got to the reason. He 'liked the screensavers installed on this monitor'.

So yeah, I believe that people still happily install .scr viruses. Not least because 'if there's something wrong with it, I'll just call IT to sort it out.'

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Skype hauled into court after refusing to hand call records to cops

Maty

I find myself cheering for Microsoft? My, how the world has changed!

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Land Rover's return: Last orders and leather seats for Defender nerds

Maty

the kudu

Mention must also be made of the Kudu armored personnel carrier built on a Landrover base by the Rhodesian security forces. A model of this weird-looking beast can be seen here ...

http://www.newrhodesian.ca/viewtopic.php?f=48&t=251

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BOFH: Getting to the brown, nutty heart of the water cooler matter

Maty

ahh...

I used to take a Dak regularly between Grand Reef and what was then Salisbury in Rhodesia. The old Gooney bird had to fly very low for part of the journey to avoid rockets, which meant getting bucked around a lot by thermals.

So, on a trip with newbies, some of the infantry guys would fill one of those green NATO airsickness bags with fruit salad, and once the plane started the full roller-coaster bit and the newbs were looking a bit green, he'd pretend to barf into the bag.

Then he'd pass it to the person next to him, who'd take out some of the fruit salad and start to eat it. We had to stop doing that eventually because too many newbs didn't get to their own barf bags in time.

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Hacker 3D prints device that can crack a combo lock in 30 seconds

Maty

The best security is to live in the right place.

Two years ago a builder was working on part of our house. When he left for the night there was a thousand or so quids worth of power tools on the lawn. Since this was visible from the street I asked him if the tools would be okay. He gave me a worried look and asked 'It's not going to rain, is it?'

Pick the right bit of the backwoods, and security consists of making sure the doors have doorknobs and not handles. Bears figured out doors long ago, but you need opposable thumbs to open a doorknob.

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Red-faced Germans halt NSA cooperation after Euro spying revealed

Maty

B'ND's listening station in Bad Aibling...'

Bad, Aibling! Bad!

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Nothing says 'Taliban' quite like net neutrality, eh, EU Digi Commish?

Maty

Politicians and the net ...

... go together like monkeys and nuclear physics.

There are two issues here. Firstly, politicos - and today's specimen is a fairly typical exhibit - are mostly from a generation that thinks using email puts them on the cutting edge of the digital revolution. So people who can't tell a browser from an operating system are making legislation about the internet. Unsurprisingly, since they don't understand the Net, and have trouble controlling it, politicians fear it, and their legislation reflects this.

Secondly, legislation is a slow, cumbersome business designed in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, when there was little urgency, and plenty of time for checks and balances to swing ponderously into place. Meanwhile the internet moves on and evolves. So we get laws made today that address issues relevant in 2005.

So we get stories like this one. Politicians who do not understand the present proposing legislation about the future based on an irrelevant and misinterpreted model from the past.

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The Walton kids are ABSURDLY wealthy – and you're benefitting

Maty

not just $

One of the reasons the rich are getting richer is that the 1% really work at it.

I remember the Economist did an article on this about two years back. If you are a kid in the 1% life consists of being rammed into a 'top' nursery school, then rounds of private tutors and extra classes until you can get into the kind of university that gets you a valuable degree and contacts among the 'best people'. Then its on to a high-pressure life in management, lawyering or finance.

The rest of us tend to have a slightly more laid-back attitude, allow kids to more or less develop at their own pace, take gap years and so on. In short, the rich work harder at getting and staying rich than the rest of us. Given that they have more practice, the right funding and contacts, they succeed more often too.

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Microsoft's top legal eagle: US cannot ignore foreign privacy laws

Maty

turn it round ...

If the Chinese or Russian government wanted access to emails on servers based in the USA in violation of US privacy laws, would there be any doubt of the response?

How do you spell 'hypocrisy' in American English?

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Marvell: We don't want to pay this $1.5bn patent bill because, cripes, it's way too much

Maty

Re: Blasphemy

Not only did most people know the earth was not flat, they knew it a long time ago.

The ancient Egyptians opted for egg-shaped, but the ancient Greeks figured out the shape from the shadow of the earth on the moon.

In 200 BC Eratosthenes even worked out that the earth had a circumference of 24 700 miles. Which shows how primitive and unsophisticated people were in those days. In fact the circumference is 24 900 miles

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Sony tells hacked gamer to pay for crooks' abuse of PlayStation account

Maty

Re: Who gives a fuck?!?!

FOTW or Troll?

I'll go with E

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'If people can encrypt their cell phones, what's stopping them encrypting their PCs?'

Maty

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." –Mark Twain

Congressman John Carter shows that some things never change ...

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Forum chat is like Clarkson punching you repeatedly in the face

Maty

Re: M&S

Okay, I googled it, and got this

http://www.lanarkshiremums.co.uk/pregnancy.html 'Pregnancy classes in Lanarkshire'.

Coatbridge girls have to attend classes on how to get pregnant?

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Maty

Re: @Terra

Perhaps he merely missed the spacebar, something Idoalot. The reference could have been to Nob End, a scenic bit of landscape on the canal somewhere north of Manchester. In which case this is indeed a terrible thing to say to a Yorkshireman.

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Adobe Flash fix FAIL exposes world's most popular sites

Maty

flash ...

Remember the outrage when Steve jobs said that iOS would not use Flash? If only more companies had followed his lead ....

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The voters hate Google. Heeeeyyyy... how about a 'Google Tax'?

Maty

say ....what?

'... various mouth-breathers glue themselves to shop windows and thus frighten the horses.'

Okay, can someone explain to me why a mouth-breather glued to a shop window might frighten the horses? Since the average horse doesn't spend that much time around shop windows, the horse might assume mouth-breathers to be a perfectly normal attachment.

Or assuming that we are not to take the statement literally, this must be a contender for mixed metaphor of the year.

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Australians! Let us all rise up against data retention

Maty
FAIL

Re: Two-way Street. NOT!!!!

re AC on Jefferson.

According to what I've been able to check, Sally Hemings was 16 or 17 (opinions differ) when Jefferson slept with her. This was usual at a time when some girls married at age 14.

At the time the pair got it together they were in France, where slavery had been abolished. She had all the usual rights of a female of the time, and only relinquished them when she agreed to return with Jefferson to Virginia.

Jefferson was a widower at the time, and there was no blood relationship between him and SH, so there was no incest.

SH was freed by Jefferson's daughter.

So your argument against Jefferson consists of a) errors and b) generalizations.

I do believe that slavery is wrong and the American elite of the time were appalling hypocrites, but given the quality of your research rather disqualifies you from having a credible opinion

Oh, and BTW, the usual spelling is 'Hemings' not 'Hemmings'

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Murky online paedo retreat: The Nether explores the fantasy-reality divide

Maty

the not-so-slippery slope

@ P.Lee

In a thoughtful post you ask:

'As long as "no-one gets hurt" are we likely to progress from pretend-sex to trying it out in the real world?'

Well, we've had the internet as a 'pretend-sex' playground for the past two decades. As far as I know a wave of 'real-world' moral debauchery has failed to sweep across the west. Apart from the extreme conservative (small 'c') viewpoint, most people would say that sexual politics and gender relations are in a better place now than they were a generation ago.

We can debate whether the internet has helped this (I think it has) but it's very hard to prove that it has been a hindrance. Certainly as a satanic instrument of moral perversion in the real world, sex on the internet has been a total failure.

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Powering the Internet of Stuff – by sucking electricity from TREES

Maty

Re: whatever happened to

The case, reported Feb. 17 in The Wall Street Journal, involved one Dr. Craig Bittner of Beverly hills (where else?)

http://www.physicianspractice.com/articles/amazing-case-dr-lipo-90210

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Another day, yet another emergency Adobe Flash patch. Because that's how we live now

Maty

And to think a few years back people were building websites based entirely on Flash.

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Switch it off and on again: How peers failed to sneak Snoopers' Charter into terror bill

Maty

Re: Experts?

'I would argue that anyone who does not have at least one degree that required differential equations and linear algebra is not educated.'

Go on then - I'd like to see you make that argument. Meanwhile lump me in with uneducated peasants such as Winston Churchill, G.K. Chesterton or Mary Beard.

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Trolls have DARK TETRAD of personality defects, say trickcyclists

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FAIL

Re: Trolling for suckers

'that's trawl not troll.'

Good try.

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Want to see the back of fossil fuels? Calm down, hippies. CAPITALISM has an answer

Maty
Headmaster

Re: A big If

'Time for America to get back to work and you looser hippies are not stopping us this time.'

Time for the tighter hippies to step up ...

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Hey Brit taxpayers. You just spent £4m on Central London ‘innovation playground’

Maty

The rich aroma of BS

So the digital centre will 'unlock major challenges in the data value chain', with 'meaningful engagement' and 'collaboration solutions'. Looks as if this was written with a buzzword generator.

http://www.1728.org/buzzword.htm

This team-oriented explicit implementation is actually a user-facing projection of multi-channelled tertiary budgetary management typical of an objective-based innovation infrastructure. A paradigm of an assimilated executive system engine in fact.

See? Anyone can play. Now where to I apply for my £3bn?

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Good luck with Project Wing, Google. This drone moonshot is NEVER going to happen

Maty

'If a respected scientist over the age of forty explains at length why something is impossible, there is a good chance of it happening within twenty years. If a substantial number of scientists under the age of forty are working on that same thing, it's practically certain.'

Arthur C.Clarke 'Profiles of the Future' 1957 (paraphrased)

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iCloud fiasco: 100 FAMOUS WOMEN exposed NUDE online

Maty

Re: Assailant?

'Assailant = dirty rotten b******d who had the gaul to attack...'

Please tell me that the Gaul was Obelix

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We need less U.S. in our WWW – Euro digital chief Steelie Neelie

Maty

Re: More talk about less talk.

'As it stands now, the way the US is controlling the net doesn't seem so bad.'

Indeed. I really can't understand why people don't trust the US to run things fairly and impartially. Whatever was that Snowden fellow going on about, anyway?

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Reg man looks through a Glass, darkly: Google's toy ploy or killer tech specs?

Maty

a thought ...

If they made a version with a screen on right and left eyes, could they tweak it to get full 3-D?

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Hello, police, El Reg here. Are we a bunch of terrorists now?

Maty

Re: Collective Delusion.

'To put it very simply: an atheist denies the existence of any gods, a monotheist says there is only one, a polytheist goes for one or more'.

You left out henotheists ...

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Microsoft: We plan to CLEAN UP this here Windows Store town

Maty

iTunes

'... helps [the] user to know how to use and download iTunes”

Actually, if done properly, this would not be a bad app.

Maybe iTunes has improved its interface since I scrubbed it from my computer a few years back. But I remember the iTunes interface on the PC as a counter-intuitive POS which made it as hard as possible to do even the simplest functions, presumably in the hope you'd end up buying something out of sheer frustration.

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US 911 service needs emergency upgrade and some basic security against scumbags

Maty

'In Sydney just the other month the victim was arrested and taken for questioning, as well as having all his electronic devices taken and searched. That is UTTERLY unwarranted (yes).'

Um .. did you read the article? According to the report, the hoax message was apparently sent through the victim's computer which he claimed was hacked.

So if someone owns the computer from which a swatting attempt is successfully made, and then claims in defence that the computer was hacked, then I'd suggest that the police were acting reasonably and responsibly in checking the computer and questioning the owner.

Here's the link again - http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/teenager-arrested-over-hostage-drama-says-he-is-a-victim-of-swatting-hoax-20140604-39hyo.html

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Amazon smacks back at Hachette in e-book pricing battle: We're doing it for the readers

Maty

Author rates

If amazon ever gets its wish that 35% goes to the author, this will indeed be a revolution. Many publishers offer royalties of between 4% and 12% of sales. And sales to things like book clubs can net the author less than 10p per book sold.

The author can get some of this eased by having an agent fighting on his behalf, but then the agent takes anything from 10-15% of the author's profits as well. Writing is like acting - the few who make it big do very well, but at present most writers would make a better living flipping burgers.

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