75 posts • joined 5 May 2013
I thought Mr Jobs was dead
Re: Bring the start menu back
"I'm not sure I have faith in them."
I'm sure I DO NOT have faith in them.
the way this search for a MS CEO replacement is going, SB will probably be reappointed CEO by June 2014
so...how's that market share approach to profitability working out for ya?
"Failed in the hardware business?
Re-invent the business as software business."
otherwise known as The MS Corollary
why computers are gay
never mind the source, just enjoy the history & analysis
we're not in it just for the money
land of the free, home of the homeless
if it weren't for the nation's treacle-footed...
just curious: here in The States, 'like molasses in January' is an oft heard phrase - what of 'like treacle in January' in Jolly Olde?
wherever Bjork may lead, I enthusiastically follow
Re: You forgot one thing...
what color/colour is the sky in your world?
high line EuroTrash™ automotive mfr's
have long established that the road to profitability does not equate to selling as many vehicles as FORD
Shakespeare was wrong
first, we kill all the judges
MS's future was sealed when,
for whatever reason(s), MS failed to retain Alex St. John
when the manufacturing base has been offshored anyway
Remote and local monitoring...of PCs and workstations
terrific! just can't get enuff of remote monitoring in today's busy & complex world
Re: Good Times with Weapons
Hare Club For Men!
if Mesmer were alive today
quantum computing would doubtless be his chosen field of study
gotta luv the British sense of humor
said w/a straight face: "A black hole has been spotted..."
it's what's for dinner!
obviously to be replaced by
"comes early, stays late"
they call it
Really nice indeed, but will people ever care?
it's in difficult times like these
that one ordinarily turns to one's property ins agent
why am I reminded of the late Howard Hughes
& The Glomar Explorer?
interesting timing, this article
"The previous year Chicago magazine ranked him as the city's second-meanest person, and he complained about not being No. 1. (That was Michael Jordan.)"
iShare values are doing just fine w/o Apple doing anything designed exclusively to raise the value of your iShare holdings
devices and services is an exciting adventure for us
how utterly inane
& what a complete turnoff
any developer or product hustler using the word "exciting" when touting their latest and greatest needs to be put up against a brick wall and shot dead
does not compute
in these Bizzaro World times
since 'zon is a nonprofit corp anyway, a strike would likely only serve to raise the share price
it could be worse
Hello! Bill? Yeah, this is Carl. So how's it goin'?
just out of curiosity
Show us an Air France Flight 447 sim run on one of these things.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. - anon
Note to self:
bookmark this article as a reminder as to why to never purchase a Samsung smart phone - DONE!
if this were a flick: Zabriskie Point
Re: Steam DRM luv?
Steam IS DRM
Steam DRM luv?
"Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage."
Today, Lanai. Tomorrow, Borneo!
That which doesn't make you stronger kills you.
whaddaya mean we haven't got any money!
In memory of PT Barnum
"After the acquisition, Lynch and his Autonomy management team set up Invoke Capital with $1bn of capital.
Invoke on Monday announced its first investment, putting an undisclosed amount into a cyber security firm called Darktrace that uses mathematical research from the University of Cambridge in its software."
Wait! What? Per the recent NSA revelations & PC HW & SW supposedly all riddled w/backdoors, I thought there was no such thing as genuine cyber security.
Reminds me of some U.S. auto-mag review of a mid-70's Saab Turbo in which the reviewer declared it "the Earth Shoe" of turbo-powered vehicles, claiming a somewhat less than impressive zero-to-sixty in an afternoon.
Why don't I care? Because I am still content w/my Nokia 6126 flip phone as my sole mobile device.
Kids these days.
I wonder if over time MS will see reason to increase its percent ownership of the new DELL. Perhaps it is already their intention to do so?
better this than yet another developer mindlessly babbling on about how excited they are
"Britain's most popular naturalist has warned in an interview that humans have become the first species to effectively halt the influence of natural selection."
Considering the immense number of extinct Earth life forms, I think we can safely conclude that Natural Selection is highly overrated.
why do U.S. Judicial decisions, such as this example, bring to mind the notion of flaming monkeys pulled from one's butt? - that which was found to be illegal is now expressly prohibited for the next five years? WTF? have at it again in the sixth year?
eagerly awaiting the inane WinPho ad campaign(s) sure to alienate most potential would-be buyers
NOW! WINDOWS 8.whatever WITH A FREE WINDOWS PHONE IN EVERY BOX!
GET YOURS WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!
it could happen - and it would be totally Cracker Jack™
- Tricked by satire? Get all your news from Facebook? You're in luck, dummy
- Google straps on Jetpac: An app to find hipsters, women in foreign cities
- Updated Microsoft Azure goes TITSUP (Total Inability To Support Usual Performance)
- The Return of BSOD: Does ANYONE trust Microsoft patches?
- Munich considers dumping Linux for ... GULP ... Windows!