* Posts by Player_16

324 posts • joined 14 Jan 2007

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Got an iPhone or iPad? LOOK OUT for MASQUE-D INTRUDERS

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Paris Hilton

RTFM Steve Davies 3

Or get your own phone.

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SHATTERED: Apple's jilted glass supplier to shut down sapphire ops

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Re: We may argue about who is right and who is wrong...

Corny cash register sound?

Ka-ching!

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Qld government in social media policy linkrot FAIL

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Re: My Eyes my Eyes!

STOP! THINK!

(Ugh!)

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Ugh! This DUNKABLE wearable tech is REPELLENT

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IT Angle

Re: A bit wet

Be like Moss in IT Crowd:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLw6FemRavs

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Tasmanian Liberals fear NBN policy will kill their election hopes

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Lala Gidding knows...

...Abbot hates fibre-to-the-home. In fact, he actually hates the whole thing and she knows it and her constant ‘broken promise’ is just sounds of panic and clutching at fibrous straws. Sure he’s committed to roll it out -to those ‘frou-frou’ neighbourhoods- but not all at once!

Fibre-to-the-home, too expensive and no choice. I’ll take the node but either way, it won’t be here for another 2 years -and I live in a nearby suburb of Hobart.

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Google, Apple pop a cap in that Flappy Birds crapp app flapp

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Paris Hilton

How about...

How about Fappy Flap.

A vagina being guided thru a bunch of penises.

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Pregnant? Celebrate your proudest moment ... by 3D-printing a copy of the foetus

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Paris Hilton

Art imitates life.

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Apple removes apology-hiding JavaScript from UK website

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Thumb Up

Ahh...

But they might see your wife!

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Snake-fondling blonde nude punts Polish coffins

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Angel

She gives a new meaning to...

"Gold Digger"

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Red hot chilli peppers floor Bristol shoplifter

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Mushroom

Yeah... because...

...after he receives his 'back-door-entry', the bloke giving it will think twice!

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Microsoft's new retro-flavoured logo channels Channel 4

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Alert

Yellow.

What does 'Yellow' stand for?

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Boffins give chatty robots a creepy human face

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Pirate

Kinda cartoon like.

If you look at most cartoons, the lower jaw doesn't move.

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Should've used Captain Jack Sparrow -with that head scarf.

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How Jobs bent reality with LSD, Apple hype

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You gotta buy 'em...

...to burn 'em

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Apple cofounder Steve Jobs is dead at 56

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Left on a high.

Indeed; he left on a high. His last mark is his bio that will soon be out. I hope what he instilled in the company continues no matter how 'closed' it seems to everyone else. It keeps the world wondering.

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October 14 declared 'Steve Jobs Day'

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Paris Hilton

You know, I do like Apple and all what SJ has accomplished...

...but there are times when it just irks me to know that there are people out there with way too much free time on their hands, incapable of thinking for themselves. Talk about riding the coat-tails of SJ just to sell your product? That's shameful. Makes me ashamed to admit owning Apple products knowing there are SJ worshippers of that ilk out there behaving like ... with that creepy glazed look.

Close the drapes; I'm not getting up today.

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Apple to unveil white iPod Touch alongside iPhone 5

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iPod Touch 3g... S**T YEAH!

I would be so on it. My Motorola Razor is sitting in its metal, velvet-lined box waiting for the day I retire my 2G iPhone...

...unless the iPhone 5 comes out.

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Apple makes a hash of password security (again)

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Apple is yet to take ....

.... security lessens which Microsoft took 10 years to complete.

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There, fixed it for ya!

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Greyhound spatters Nashville with semen

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Thumb Up

No chickens...

...were 'injured' in this event.

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Steve Jobs resigns as Apple CEO

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Stop

Take it easy!

He promoted himself up the ladder. Now he doesn't NEED an excuse to take time off; he just goes. Maybe he wants to manage the building of his new house.

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iPhone plunges 13,500 ft from skydiver's pocket - and lives

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This is why...

...you don't put phones in your top shirt pocket.

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Toshiba Tablet 2.0 struck with 'sleep of death' bug

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All hail on Toshiba for a firmware update!

There, fixed that for ya.

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Hey! My friend is sending spam

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Alert

YaHoo!...

...should do this.

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...but they won't. The interweb would be so much cleaner.

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Apple patent: 'Pour' your data from iPhone to iPad

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Microsoft did something similar...

...with that big-ass table table of theirs. Someone placed a camera on top and it 'sucked' the photos out and like 'spilled' underneath the camera ready to be sorted - which was kinda cool.

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Airport screener stuffs stolen iPad into (own) trousers

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Holmes

Remember when...

... the iPad first came out and people moaned that it was too big to fit in your pocket?

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Well, well; how times changed.

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Optus busted for dodgy broadband ads

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Paris Hilton

Unlimited...

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...But, to a point.

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Speck SeeThru MacBook Air cover

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Needs colour.

Does it come in white?

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RIM BlackBerry PlayBook 7in tablet

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Headmaster

Recalled... in transit.!

1: Real the article.

2: Then source the article from another source that's NOT the competition.

Turn the trucks around and take'em back.

RIM realised that a faulty batch went out and made an effort to intercept.

Don't be a tool.

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Apple tops Microsoft market cap, revenue, and profits

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Headmaster

'...Microsoft poured $150 million into a struggling Apple...'

'But this is ancient history.' - The sentence is a condensed reference and wasn't really meant to be taken out of context. Next time, IF you care to, let it absorb into your skull.

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Chinese iPad 2 fanboiz in frenzied fight

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WTF?

I too object to this writers labelling & bias stance.

There is another writer (Cade Metz) who throws rubbery barbs at everything 'Apple' on occasion but it never goes to the point of making it personal (Attention grabbing headlines don't count). But to label anyone, no matter what race or tech background 'fanboiz' for buying a particular product without even knowing 'who' they are, within the boundaries of your publication, I deem personal & readably offensive. Also assuming a company for withholding a requested popular product for publicity gains is a low unsubstantiated blow.

I opted to let everyone see my objection instead.

Leave the personal attacks and such to us readers, thanks.

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Toshiba readies über-thin 7in touchscreen

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Megaphone

Humm...

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I think not.

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Computer glitch opens un-staffed supermarket to happy Kiwis

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Earthquake.

Don't forget, they too had an earthquake just a couple of weeks before Japan's.

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Apple component lock-ups jump 40%

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Jobs Halo

And...

...we pass the savings on to you!

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White iPhone 4 spotted, 'shipped to Apple stores'

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Paris Hilton

It is incredible...

...how a company that makes only ONE common popular phone can make many news agencies and people around the world go ape-shit about a 2nd soon-to-be-released promised colour of the same common popular phone.

POWER!!

(Cheap advertisement)

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Behind Apple's record sales are signs of desperation

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I noticed...

...that you didn't include the 'brick-&-mortar' Apple Stores.

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Hacker cops to payment card fraud worth more than $36m

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Ay!

His credits good! No problem.

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Steve Jobs must face the music in court

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Thumb Down

Hey, I have an idea...

... why don't YOU and Lewis Mettier get together and compare notes to see who has the most convoluted, less-comprehending, personally attacking bit of writing MESS the both of you can come up with that will cause everyones head to explode and put The Reg out of it's misery of having to print your 'unrelated to the article' garbage!

Then combine.

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Player_16
WTF?

If you're gonna comment on an article...

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...try READING IT and COMPREHENDING IT FIRST!..

This happened in 2004 - some 7 years ago! Where are you going with this blocking subscriptions, 30% cut, and force sources to charging more crap!

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Duke Nuke goes misogynistic for multiplayer

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Dead Vulture

Murder...

...is game over.

Slapping is just an excuse for revenge which lives on.

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VMware lets Apple fondleslabs tickle Windows VDI

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Jobs Halo

Hey...

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...Didn't Steve Balmer say something like that?

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Microsoft to Apple: 'Oh, yeah? Well, your font is too small'

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Remember the Beatles...

Apple Corps and Apple Computer (now Apple Inc.) over competing trademark rights?

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iPhone lead in ad revenue generation slipping away

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Coat

Here, here. ...

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..brought to you by our sponsors.

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Apple vanishes Java from Mac OS X Lion

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MS Office 2004

Yes I'm still using it. I can't see why I need to get all heavy-duty with a 'word' program if all it does is letter & numbers -with the occasional picture/graphic thrown in.

I'm wondering if Marathon and Oni -that I haven't finished yet, will still run?

They seem to run on anything!

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Fujitsu relieves Ballmer's iPad pressure

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Paris Hilton

Who's the gift for again?

You or her?

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Malware endemic even on protected PCs

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Here's one...

I have a Mac.

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Yuppie cellphone-style iPhone case comes to Blighty

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Alert

Pockets!?

...You must be very young.

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Big Brother

One important item...

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...Does it have a belt clip?

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Asus NX90Jq 18.4in Core i7 laptop

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Magic Trackpad

I was gonna say this to replace the lack of a proper trackpad until you said 'blue-tooth is optional'.

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Apple $10k winner hangs up on 'prank caller'

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Unhappy

Aww! ..What a sore loser!

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Kinda wish it was you, huh?

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Steve Jobs gets Obama love

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To put a finer point on it...

..."do you really think we'd have seen 'Android phones' if it wasn't for the 'iPhone'?"

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'Superb' Apple 1 on the block for £100k-£150K

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Jobs Halo

It just works!

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'But in principle, it worked out of the box.'

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