* Posts by b

144 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Jul 2007

The DNA database and you

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re: There is no down-side that I can see

Where is the belming icon?

Lords demand DNA database deletions

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Hurrah for their Lordships!

See title

Jezza Clarkson cops flak for 'truckers murder strumpets' gag

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<burns down thread>

<sows ground with salt>

Next stop: HYS.

Schneier sticks it to surveillance

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So... very... depressed

That is all.

Home Office guides plods on photography

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Before anyone else get's there...

"Our Jacqui hasn’t completely taken leave of her senses"

ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!ONE!!!!

Public ID card support holds steady - says gov report

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Some things never change...

http://users.aims.ac.za/~mackay/probability/survey.html

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Paris Hilton

Where are the questions?

I've looked on the 'net already and I can't find the questions that were actually asked in this survey anywhere. I'm pretty sure it's good practice for them to published when carrying out a survey such as this.

Does El Reg have access to them?

Civil servants' pro-Labour memo reignites child data controversy

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<sigh>

<insert rant here>

Speed cams ditched in Wiltshire

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re SPEED KILLS, people.

6% of accidents are caused by speeding. Overblown hyperbole such as yours really doesn't advance the debate.

Govt ponders proof-of-ID law for future phone purchases

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strict safeguards" will be put in place

and I'm Napolean.

Tories plan streamlined children's database

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the government's ContactPoint system, which has a budget of £224m

<hollow derisive laughter>

Spy chiefs plot £12bn IT spree for comms überdatabase

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Coming soon...

You will be billed a grand to have your anus-cam fitted.

Only a terrorist or a pedalo could possibly object.

UK border facial scan tests hit by errors and breakdowns

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30% false rejection rate

How can that be? My MP assures me that biometrics are magic....

Tories would decentralise NHS IT

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Interesting...

This sounds dangerously sensible...

BT's third Phorm trial starts tomorrow

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Clear informed consent?

How can that page possibly be construed as giving a user any idea of what's happening to their web traffic? I realise that BT are above the law but they might make some kind of effort.

Airline industry refuses to be ID card guinea pig

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Another anonymous coward with nothing to hide

Guess you're a criminal then...

Labour minister says 14 year olds should get ID cards

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re: People want ID cards

No. That means one bloke wants his 4 year old to have an ID card. It's meaningless. I can find you more people who think they've been kidnapped by aliens.

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ELECTION. NOW.

I really didn't think it was possible to loathe slimy bunch of parasites any more.

I was wrong.

Police drop BT-Phorm probe

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Re: Why doesn't Alex Hanff get a real job? @ Martians

Kent you really need to sack this latest group of PR people....

Lies, damned lies and government statistics

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A driving licence isn't a right, its a privilege.

It's more of a necessity these days.

Man buys $1,000 worth of iPhone pixels by accident

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Yes he'd dumb...

but most of the rather nasty arguments on here could also be used to justify mugging little old ladies....

BT slams bandwidth brakes on all subscribers

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Why are BT directors not in jail?

That's several million RIPA breaches, and now fraud and false advertising...

Hard 'core'? Birmingham City Council's net filtering

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@ It is not your "God given right" to use my time and/or the internet for your pleasure.

Posted Tuesday 5th August 2008 09:54 GMT

From home?

Thales wins first UK ID card contract

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I don't see what you're all complaining about.

moot not mute

IT career virgins need a cherry on top

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Cheer up

FFS

Google: 'Even in the desert, privacy does not exist'

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Even in the desert you might get mugged

So give us your wallet.

Click here to save Bletchley Park

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Not wishing to put a downer on things...

but using the governments E-petition page is about as effectual as flicking meringues into a black hole. While Gordon Brown pisses in your face. And laughs.

Citizens's panel demands policing for DNA database

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A minority supported DNA testing every child at birth.

These people's votes count as much as yours.

Police told: Delete old criminal records

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Re: GATTACA

CTAATGT

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re: How about?

Where is the belming icon?

Operation Sprogwatch: Keeping tabs on the kids

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It allows the paranoia that parents have to be reassured

If you feed it, it will grow.

This is how mental illnesses like Obsessive Compulsive Disorders start. It's a sad state of affairs if this type of abherent pyschology becomes widespread and exploited for cash.

UK.gov tells throttling petition: Choke on it

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My $utility provider promised I could have unlimited $utility...

Your $utility provider is falsely advertising and should face $sanctions.

Perhaps you should start a $petition?

British drivers face jail for causing death by dangerous driving

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cars are seen as a right, and not a responsibilty

For great swathes of the country cars are more of a necessity.

Info commissioner says comms database is leap too far

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there needs to be the fullest public debate

Good luck with that.

Smut pop-up teacher retrial stuck in delay loop

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Spelling errors?

I agree wholeheartedly.

Except for people who spell "lose" as "loose".

They should be dragged out and shot.

Jacqui Smith kick-starts yoof ID debate site, site kick stops

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Glorious

mehehehe

Peers call for cybercrime shakeup (again)

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@@Blame The Victim AC

And there we have it: Never throw anything away ever again.

Still no belming icon?

David Davis tells El Reg that Labour is 'mesmerised' by tech

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Lots of other advanced countries have ID cards - what's the problem?

If loads of other countries put their heads in the oven would you do the same?

UK abandons train and tube scanners

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ZanuLabour

Can people please stop saying this. I keep belming at my computer and my work mates are looking at me funny.

Think tank slams paedophile paranoia culture

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By the power invested in me by prurient wishful thinking

I pronounce All Of You to be Paedophiles.

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Robert Sneddon

is a cock.

BT and Siemens slammed over prisoner call rates

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some real charmers

How cares what actually gets results in rehabilitation when you can just have a little wank over your own glorious self-righteousness...

Heavyweight physics prof weighs into climate/energy scrap

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This "scientist" doesn't consider simply using less

Did you even read the article? It's explicitly stated several times that the calculations used depend on everyone using less energy.

Top Tory resigns on principle over 42 days bill

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saving us all a lot of cash that would otherwise have been flushed unceremoniously down the toilet.

I have a £12,700,000,000 non-functional NHS computer system if you're interested in paying for it.

Get some perspective.

Tory trash talk fails to halt bin bugging plans

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Of all the things to get pissy about

Seriously guys. Get a grip.

Swedish parliament rejects snoop everyone law

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Swedish parliament rejects snoop everyone law

You know what this means?

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

Brown pledges annual commons debate on surveillance

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<grind grind grind>

<tooth breaks>

Mother pleads not guilty in cyber-bullying suicide test case

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What if 'Josh Evans' had spurned her

What if I accidentally hit you with my car?

What if I go out of my way to run you over?

And "The world would be a better place without you" goes a little beyond spurning.

I hope the case fails tbh as it sets a dangerous precedent. That's not to say a meteorite strike on this vile woman wouldn't be welcomed.

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I don't see what's wrong with prosecuting liars

My name isn't really b.

Do you want to prosecute me?

Disgruntled admin gets 63 months for massive data deletion

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Interpersonal problems

You don't say.