* Posts by Vladimir Plouzhnikov

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Antique Nimrod subhunters scrapped – THANK GOODNESS!

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BBC

That was the BBC News this morning. Mind you, the presenters in general sounded and looked more boisterous and euphoric than usual - must have had a busy night after the TV Awards ceremony...

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Agree

My wife was quite upset this morning - after I explained to her that these "ultramodern" airplanes, whose demise was so lamented on BBC, were almost as old as the Sally-B. She was furious at BBC wasting money trying to justify upgrading an old Lada by Brabus.

If only a fraction of the Nimrod restoration budget could be spent on keeping the Vulcan and Sally-B flying it would have done much better service to the country...

US Wikileaks investigators can't link Assange to Manning

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Well...

Don't disagree with any of what you are saying.

But it does not change the fact that what they are doing to Manning is not meant to keep him from self-harm but to show him the degree of displeasure of the organisation he worked for with his behaviour.

Interestingly, I am now reading memoirs of an RAF officer shot down over Germany and captured in 1941 and he describes a very similar procedure applied to the POW who did not behave themselves in the German camps. The only difference is that the Nazis did not try to pretend it was some sort of "suicide watch".

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Manning

So, sleep deprivation does not work, eh?

They should try waterboarding next - eventually Manning will confess that Assange was with him all the time, watching over his shoulder and issuing orders and instructions how to write the files to the CD.

Videogame TRAINS TERRORISTS, yells pundit

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Someone, quick!

Arrest Tom Clancy! He clearly wrote the instructions for 9/11 in the Debt Of Honor (published in 1994) and gave the teenagers the idea how to shine laser pointers in pilots' eyes...

He also explained exactly how a terrorist nucular device should be delivered and exploded in order to kill the US VP or POTUS (can't remember which one) in the Sum Of All Fears.

He must be detained and sent to Guantanamo IMMEDIATELY!!

Also, arrest Arthur C Clarke! He conspired with Clancy on newclear terrorism and suggested Vatican as a target in the Rama books. Oh. wait. he's dead...

Bookeen CyBook Orizon

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Re: on the other hand

"I have no books on my Kindle that cost more than £0.00."

Actually, you don't have any books on "your" Kindle - Amazon has. And it can and will remove them as it sees fit. And you cannot do anything about it.

And if that is not a lock-in, then what is?

And as far as I remember, to read even your own PDFs the Kindle must phone Adobe for their kind permission first. How can you put up with this all, people?

'Personal Air Vehicle' VTOL jump-copter in key flight test

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News?

The Governator has been flying these things ever since the 6th day!

Texter who fell in fountain threatens to sue

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OK, how do I...

...find myself a nice lawsuit against a large company?

I'll pretend to not look where I'm going in a shopping mall (is shopping mall owner a big company? Dunno, but they must have at least SOME money to keep that nice fountain going!).

Then I'll fall into the fountain.

Then I'll get out of the fountain.

Then I'll wait for 5 seconds (to make sure noone has any time to react).

Then I'll walk away.

Then I'll fix myself a no-win-no-fee lawyer (or, maybe, I'll do that first, before I do anything else?).

Then I'll call the TV and shout - "OUTRAGE!!! I nearly DIED!!11!1!!1 And nobody CARED!!!11!1!!!"

NASA 'naut falls off bike, misses shuttle launch

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So, Bowen is flying?

My God, it's full of stars!

Only 10 years later than Clarke has predicted...

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A small correction

Michael Collins never landed on the Moon. He was the CM pilot and was watching the show from the lunar orbit (but did not see very much) while Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin made the landing.

Playboy on iPad will be 'uncensored', says Hefner

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"Playboy-calibre women"?

That would be what - silicon-filled dolls with smiles permanently nailed to their faces, posed as if they just come out of GMod playing session?

New Taser made to take down angry bears, moose

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And then...

Who pulled the barbs out !? Who, who, who?!!?!??

Official: music is a brain stimulating drug

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No prospect of conviction

They have a cogent and undisputed defence argument: the "music" they are manufacturing and distributing is so bad that it is incapable of causing any dopamine releasing effect.

Heathrow Express treats iPhones as tickets

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Not much point, is there?

Neither Paddington Station nor Heathrow suffer from shortage of ticket terminals. It takes about 20sec to buy a ticket, plus, if you're afraid to miss a train you buy the ticket on-board. So, unless you just want to show off your iPhone, what really is the benefit? After all you still have to carry your credit card with you, right? So, is the process of taking it out of the wallet somehow less energy-efficient than taking your iPhone out the your pocket (or wherever you keep it)?

Israel and US fingered for Stuxnet attack on Iran

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Ideals v intentions

"quicken the coming of the apocalypse in order to hasten the return of the Mahdi, the prophesied future redeemer of Islam"

It may come as a surprise to you but the official Soviet ideology called for world-wide violent revolution to overthrow the yoke of capitalism and convert every country to one true communist way of life where there will be no exploited and exploiters, no money, no trade, no rich and poor divide.

Sometime. Eventually. In the far away future.

For the more practical immediate future, though, the Politbureau members and the Party elite enjoyed the spoils of the capitalist industry and preferred to keep their personal money in Western banks, which they were in no rush to destroy.

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RE: Regardless

"Irael having nuclear weapons is bad enough. And if only one country over there has them, they are not likely to be used."

I think your logic is deeply flawed - the nukes are much more likely to be used if only one of the quarreling countries has them.

Conversely, there have never been a (direct) war between 2 nuclear nations. Not even between India and Pakistan, after the latter demonstrated its possession of nuclear weapons.

@amehaye: "Check how much land Israel has and how much land the Arab countries have."

Lebensraum want much?

The Social Network scoops four Golden Globes

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Oh, yeah...

"You turned out to be a great entrepreneur, a visionary and a fantastic altruist." - said a battery chicken to the inventor of battery farming, "shame about being a complete asshole about the users, sorry, chicken".

Sarko to use G8 presidency to promote net regulation

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Virtual City

Of course it is not a virtual city! It's a series of tubes.

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Sarkozy?

Napoleon also thought it was a moral imperative to bring Europe (Britain included) under the benevolent and progressive rule of the French Republic. I see the old ideas die hard.

Bletchley Park to rebuild pioneering EDSAC computer

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Dangers of mercury

"yet I'm still sufficiently compos mentis to write this"

Er, but how do you know? :-)

WikiLeaks lawyer dubs US subpoena on Twitter 'harassment'

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@Matt

So many things here - don't know where to start...

Your example with US-Saudi discussions, for instance. OK, US is embarrassed, Saudis are embarrassed. But how am *I* harmed by learning about what they talk about? And how is that different from, say, French journos finding out about it and printing it in Le Monde?

Also, why do you think that the US long term interests are harmed by this? Maybe this particular leak will force them to adjust their stance on the Saudis and on Israel and in future there will be one less terrorist attack on the US soil? If anything, they will improve their security procedures as the result of the whole thing. The truth is: if you don't know what your Govt is doing - how do you know they are doing it right (or wrong)?

Another thing - that espionage investigation. So the US Govt is basically saying - "we know this Assange guy is no spy, of course, but he has embarassed us and we will now fiddle with our legal system and find a way to charge him with espionage anyway and we don't care that everybody would know that this is what we've done". So, of course, this is damaging the US reputation. It, in fact, begins to look like that Khodorkovsky (who is not a fracking saint either) process in Russia - "we don't care whether he did anything wrong or not, probably not, but we don't like him, so we'll say he did and get him that way".

And this brings me to another point - whether you or I like Assange or his motives or not is irrelevant. I think he is an arrogant bugger with acute narcissism but I really don't care. Neither do I care whether WL is doing this for money or out of love for freedom and universal happiness.

They found a piece of information which someone careless has dropped - they published it. They've done me (and other members of public) a service - if only of entertaining value.

The thing about the death penalty - here I agree with you, who do they think he is? Mata Hari?.

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@Matt Bryant

"And, seeing as Manning has alledgedly stated that Assange and other parties were involved in discussions alledgedly including payment for said stolen documents, the US is within its rights to persue information on communications between anyone that may be associated as part of the investigation."

Er, and where exactly did you see that? Are you on the investigating team (in that case why the hell are you leaking this information - are you some kind of Assange or what???) or did you see it on a "reliable" red-neck tea party discussion forum?

Again, the US could not keep their secrets safe - it is the US authorities fault. After all, they hired Manning. If they found Manning did the leak - sure, go ahead, prosecute him. He was bound by military oath, NDAs, contracts etc, which he breached (if it was him).

But Assange or anybody else outside the US does not owe anything to the US Govt, Army, Navy or the Air Force. He got the information, he published it - he did the right thing. With time even the Americans will learn to appreciate that.

Really, Americans are doing themselves a great disservice by ganging up on Assange while being in complete denial of their own incompetence. It's another self-inflicted blow to the US reputation in the eyes of the rest of the world. You may think - "we don't care what you think of us" but you're wrong, every time something like this happens, you are getting weaker and less influential and your enemies grow bolder and more confident.

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@Scorchio!!

Sure, it's my opinion.

But your argument is deeply flawed - it's not Assange who let the secrets out, it the American military itself. If Wikileaks could get that information you can be pretty sure that Taliban, Russians, Chinese, Israeli and so on intelligence has got the same information long ago.

If you are so worried about the safety of informants you must complain about the incompetence of your military security services rather than blame Assange.

Same is with the diplomatic cables "leak" - you don't want these cables to be read and laughed at by the entire world - don't give access to then to 3 million people. Schmuck.

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Jurisdiction

While Assange is in England he is under the English jurisdiction. Therefore his UK lawyer is fully justified in basing his arguments on the English rather than the US law.

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Yeah yeah

Only your guy who was allegedly kicked in the nuts and who you are trying to defend a) was asking for it (can't keep their secrets secret) and b) is now trying to shoot himself in the foot (by showing the world that he is quite prepared to make a farce of the US and international legal systems, yet again - as if Guantanamo did not teach him anything - have to roll my eyes here).

Actually, the Uncle Sam seems to be doing all the PR for Assange. They can really not do much more, short of assassinating him an turning him into a martyr.

And, yes, I don't like Assange and his attitude but what WL is doing is fine and is necessary.

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Don't quite agree with the lawyer...

“What they will then do is take that data and analyze it in conjunction with data they get from Google, Facebook and the other social media, so that they can ascertain individuals that they feel they want to pay more attention to"

What they will actually do is take that data and twist it and bend it this way and that way until they can form some sort of pretext to charge Assange with something. Then they will go with it to a sympathetic judge (in Alaska?) who will give them an arrest warrant. Then they can formally demand extradition.

2011 Games Preview

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re: I take it...

FPS and some flight sims. Hate WOW and MMORPGs.

Even so, I used to buy PC games on impulse - just walk into an HMV, look at the pictures, buy a bunch of games, most of them I would never probably even install later on...

Now - I can't buy anything without having to research first what kind of DRM is on it, and if there is an online activation and similar restrictions I will not touch it. So, the loss to the industry is ... great, as I used to buy a lot of games and am now buying bugger all.

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Agree

I agree completely.

Besides, PC is the best platform for gaming - nothing can beat mouse and keyboard for precision + superior graphics and more memory...

So, that means I'm not interested in consoles and if I cannot buy PC games because of stupid DRMs - you lose, game developers!

And you know what? - screw you! If you want my money - put pressure on your publishers to stop playing silly buggers.

Developer accuses TfL of 'fudging FOI requests'

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Fairness.

Firstly, you are not their employer. Just because you pay tax it does not make you some kind of shareholder of the Government, so don't deceive yourself.

Secondly, even shareholders of commercial enterprises, while they may be entitled to some information (usually a narrowly defined list of documentation prepared for shareholder meetings) cannot arbitrarily demand any and all kind of information from the business they have a share in. They will have to go through proper procedures - with the Shareholder Meeting or through the BOD if they control any directors. In any case, unless you are a controlling shareholder the company may refuse to provide you the information and/or charge for it and may impose non-compete restrictions etc.

Finally, FOI was designed as an instrument to make govt officials and organisations accountable. Primarily it was meant to make it easier to catch civil servants spending public funds on personal lifestyle and to check where the speed cameras were.

Here the guy wants to have *operational* data for his own commercial purposes - why the hell should you and I pay our taxes to finance him getting that data for free through a government accountability channel? He should ask nicely and, I'd say, pay a fee, at least to cover the admin costs of collating the information for him.

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Is it not he who fudges the issue?

Why does he need to use FOI to get development data in the first place?

I did not study the FOI Act itself but on the face of this request is not in line with the spirit of the Act, which was to open the Govt to public scrutiny.

This situation here looks more like market research and the data should really be subject to conditions. In any commercial situation (e.g. you want to analyse the historic oil prices) you would go to a survey company and buy the data, with restrictions on use, copyrights etc.

Clearly, TfL is not a commercial organisaion but the nature of the data requested is. It is only fair that the data is released in a controlled manner. Again, I don't know where the letter of the Act and the exemption it contains cover such data or situations but, instinctively, I feel that this data should be distributed through a different channel/mechanism than the FOI requests.

Facebook boobs over breastfeeding page... again

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Buttock traumatology

"I've never heard of anyone suffering from buttock trauma?"

I used to have a lot of these - caused by my father's belt, usually. But any suffering was short lasting and there is a body of opinion that these traumas actually do you a lot of good (though illegal now in this country).

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Well...

I appreciate that some people may have strong (medical) reasons for not willing to distribute their childhood pictures around. However, those pictures are property of their parents (always were, internet or no internet) and there is nothing a child can do to prevent them from being taken in the first place.

"Also, if you find it very strange that some people can be embarrassed when their mother show baby pictures, and pictures from when they were a child, to their new girlfriend, then I do find you strange."

Well, consider me strange, but in my life any girlfriend my mother could have decided to show my pictures to, knew that:

- I was supposed to be smaller and cuter-looking as a baby

- I was supposed to have a todger

- The latter, as seen on the baby-pictures, was not supposed to be representative of the size/shape of the actual equipment.

Having said all that - I don't suggest for a minute that it is OK for any "social network" to distribute user's photos without proper consent. I value privacy myself and I believe that one should not put anything private (which he does not want other people to see) anywhere on the net in the first place.

But I also despise the false modesty such as the one described in the original article - I believe it is a sort of perversion to be offended by the sight of babies being breast-fed.

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Wow...

"It is bad enough that I have to live with the knowledge that my mother has albums of compromising pictures of me that she can show to people."

Compromising? At breastfeeding age? You must have had a highly unusual infancy period...

Or do you just mean that any picture that provides evidence that you DO have genitals is compromising by definition? Perhaps you think that without having seen your naked childhood pictures everybody will a priory assume that you are a sexless alien organism, free from the original sin and only practicing asexual reproduction..

LG pitches Blu-ray media streamer ahead of CES

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DLNA?

Oh, you mean this?

http://www.reghardware.com/2010/10/18/wtf_is_dlna/

Seems like yet more DRMed anal treatment.

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Nonsense, IMHO

So you pay for all the HD bells and whistles and submit to full DRM anal treatment to do exactly what? - watch the overcompressed, low bitrate, lag-ag-ag-ag-agging Youtube stream, full of artifacts?

Verily, the gullibility of those "consumers" who will eventually fall for it makes me feel sad for the human race...

Also, shows how successful BD is if they have to resort to offering what basically is a free bus pass as an incentive to buy their car...

Sony streams music subscriptions to TVs, Blu-ray boxes

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All you can eat?

I don't eat music (nor the primitive sonic sequences which pass for music these days), thanks.

National Identity Card holding chumps have buyer's remorse

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This cannot be serious, surely?

For those ID-carders who moan they cannot get a refund I have about as much sympathy as for the those individuals who happily provide their banking details, credit card numbers, pins and login passwords in reply to emails from bag.man@www.barkleys.bank.scam.them.all.ru - you just have to apply some common sense before giving your details to scammers, be they from Nigeria or from a Labour Government.

To the Investment Banking Consultant - life if tough, mate. Go ask your boss for a hardship bonus.

Queen set to outlaw ID cards today

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If only it was that simple

"tax the spending of the money - whether in the shops or online and strangely you will encourage saving for old age as well"

Even more strangely, you will find out you have encouraged all your economy to switch to cash and move to the black market.

Of course, this can be avoided by forcing everyone to pay electronically... only that would need identity checks, so you will have to register your house address... which will encourage the Government to come and look at it to see if the size of the house is commensurate with your taxable spendings... which will encourage you to keep track of your earnings so that you could defend against Government's claim that you spend less than you earn (hence evade tax)... until some bright head suggests that, maybe, it would be a good idea to tax people's earnings instead of what they spend...

Amazon randomly censoring incest books

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OK, but

Except Waterstones' shop assistant won't break into your house to take back a previously sold book from your shelf because his manager decided that it is no longer appropriate, licensed, politically correct etc.

Kindle = BD player = Internet-connected TV = iPhone = Steam = any other DRMed crap and those who use it are either ignorant or not very bright or just like to be abused.

Hacker warning over internet-connected HDTVs

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@AC

Check your own prescription first, mate, before you touch the keyboard.

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@Rob Crawford

"I know the Sony Bravia range needed a software update when they used to refuse to come out of standby mode"

That only means too things:

a) The manufacturer got lazy - "I'll have a beer rather than debug that firmware properly, after all the luser can always be forced to update it later..." and

c) The TVs have got more "features" than they need to have

What it DOESN'T mean:

a) The Internet connectivity for TVs is a necessary or a good thing.

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Good

Internet connected TV = SONY/MPAA/BPI lawyers sitting in your living room and controlling what you can/cannot watch on it. If not now, then soon enough.

If you connect your TV to the Internet you deserve to be hacked, if you just buy an "internet-enabled" TV you are half way there...

Blighty's kids nosedive down global reading, maths rankings

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No surprise here

My 13-yo kid asked me for help with a question about geometry. I looked at it, said "you do this and this, then solve the quadratic equation". I got a blank stare in response and "a quadratic what?".

C'mon, Education Minister, order some Russian math text books if there aren't proper ones here. Until what age do you suppose children should be taught math on apples and oranges? Why aren't they being taught formal mathematical expressions FIRST and THEN asked to solve applied problems, not the other way round???

Interpol issues arrest notice for Wikileaks' Julian Assange

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Not so simple

"then they should put a million dollars and a US passport on his head, in return for his head at any US embassy."

Why would anyone want a US passport for such peanuts - there are plenty of people willing to pay more than that just to give it back (but they can't). You see, it comes with lifelong worldwide tax attached + complimentary beheading, free kidnapping and general derision in a large part of the world.

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Re: title goes here

"They just don't seem to care how obviously trumped up it all looks."

Yes, I think so. They just want to crush the guy no matter how obvious it will be (in fact, probably the more obvious, the better) so as to scare away any of his aspiring successors.

But I don't think it is going to be effective. Actually, it will probably make such people more determined (and more careful about how they do it) in the future.

Canada steps closer to legalising sex work

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You are right

Yes, legalisation is clearly the only way to protect the women engaged in that profession.

It is however notable that most of those individuals and organisations who wring their wrists about the plight of the victims of prostitution are lobbying for tightening the screws, banning, prosecuting and punishing the prostitutes themselves and/or their clients.

I lived long enough to come to my own conclusions on why is that so, here they are:

- men objecting to legalisation of prostitution are either opportunists latching on to what they think is a failsafe banwagon or hypocrites who say one thing (perhaps to deflect any suspicion from themselves) and do exactly the opposite (like Spitzer of NYC fame).

- women objecting to legalisation of prostitution are those who consider every woman (including themselves) a prostitute anyway and are afraid of being undercut by the "streetwalkers". These women sell themselves (in their own minds) for career advancement, impregnation, marriage certificate, divorce settlement etc., and they are of such a low opinion of themselves and of men that they think men will automatically prefer the cheapest possible sex with a professional prostitute to them. Maybe they are right too...

ISPs under pressure to control online porn

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It is all very simple, really

First you create a censored net which is what everyone gets by default - 90% of the population are too unaware or too lazy to get anything other than default.

Next, you block all the stuff that you don't want the great unwashed to see - starting with wikileaks, of course, and then followed by anything else that says or might say unpleasant things about you and your sponsors.

You can easily argue that it is not censorship at all - you still can "opt in" into an uncensored net (which just happens to be a slightly complicated procedure, involving a check by MI5, submission of your biometrics and registering with police - but, hey, nothing is too much when we're talking about protecting childrenz, right?)

Finally, the time comes when you send the black vans in the middle of the night to "cleanse the ranks" from the dissident perverts.

MP wants age verification for net smut

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Grey areas

"Personally I see myself as quite a lot of things, only a few of which pertain to my gender."

Well, yes, balance, sure. And part of the balance is that women (like men) are sexual beings (and therefore objects) and that is no bad thing. The word "object" does not imply "inanimate" or "soulless" or "lacking free will", at least as far as I understand that word.

But what people using the "sex object" argument imply is that men would normally prefer sex with a blow-up doll (which happened to have the right skin temperature) to one it with a real person and that the only thing that (barely) stops them is lack of exposure to porn. Oh, and that sex is bad and should only be used for procreation.

I've heard this so many times:

"If you watch porn you will see women as sex toys"

"If you watch anal porn you will become obsessed with anal sex"

"If you watch gay porn you will become gay"

"If you watch any porn you will become addicted (but the Priory Clinics will cure you in no time for a small fee and a conversion to Scientology)"

If that were true all birdwatchers would have long since become magpies. And I fear to think of what could happen to trainspotters...

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Disgusting

"heard compelling evidence of (this) damage, including the explosion in the number of children in this country being referred to addiction clinics with a 'pornography problem', and that fact that many studies demonstrate that watching internet pornography contributes to people seeing women as sex objects, increases sexual risk-taking such as having unprotected or anal sex, and relaxes the boundaries of sexual violence in a completely unacceptable way"

Every statement in the above abstract is a patent lie, starting with there being a compelling evidence. There is none. For any of it.

And I really don't get this "women as sex objects" argument - why are you wearing make up then? Why are you not wearing a black burka all the time? And if you don't want to be seen as a sex object then how do you want to be seen - as a baby making machine? Or a sexless hermafrodite, perhaps?

My wife (as most healthy women) will be extremely upset if I tell her one day that I will no longer see her as a sex object (among other things). I suspect that this will also be a legally recognisable grounds for divorce.

Anti-bullying charity demands more laws on cyber-bullying

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Re: Really?

"Like the Goth guy and his girlfriend who stood up to their bullies, one of whom is now dead the other was very closely beaten to death?"

That was not bullying - it was assault, which is a transient situation. Can happen to anyone in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Bullying is a long-term process and the only effective method of counter-bullying is fighting back.