* Posts by Getriebe

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What’s new in SQL 2014?

Getriebe

SQL:2011

To give the hacks at this estimable organ some leeway - the language standard is written as SQL:2014 not SQL 2014

Or mistakenly SQL-2014

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Re: SQL 2014

"shorthand for badge-engineered Sybase."

no sybase code in there - not for over 12 years

3D printing: 'Third industrial revolution' or a load of old cobblers?

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Re: Other uses

"3D printing is certainly for those situations where hard tooling is too expensive or when several iterations with slight changes need to be done before the design is finalized.

You might want to check out a process called powder forging that has become very common for automotive components.

"

As per my comment above - not so much

Modern methods of making what you are calling hard tooling are so slick that the number off is relativley low. Time is money and doing a lot of one offs is time consuming.

As an interesting example (well it was to me) I had a job of doing some pre prod deisgns for watch cases (clockwork) but in the end we could go to Singapore where a manufacturer would make the die, and the sample watche cases for free. He made his money from the scrap 'brass' we supplied for the cases. And then he had the die for mods and then he almost always got the contract in the end to make a few hundred.

And powder forging as you call it, I called it sintering is useful only in certain situations.

Crash test requirements mean that certain physical charcteristics are needed which sintered doesn't necessarily have.

Getriebe

Re: Other uses

"In a foundry 3d printing with wax could be really handy for casting metal objects where 3D printing directly with metal would not be practical."

Yes/no

My first company after University was about rapid prototyping using a new mould making I had devised and had a patent on.

Things I learnt

We could do short runs at a decent cost - but any form of mass manufacture (say 200 plus) we were beaten by standard methods where the accumulated skill in knocking up a die or a mould beat us

The performance of the part. Parts are so critically designed and designed around the characteristics of the metal/plastic chose that any change in the manufacture adjusted the performance and we were back to the drawing board.

Now this was a while ago, when dinosaurs roamed the earth, and we had a manufacturing industry (violins stage left )but I guess some still remains the same and China can knock up the die and products mucho rapido instead of Portugal or Singapore in my day. Also, unless the sintering process of 3D metal can get close to a forged or cast part we still have performance characteristics.

The idea of making pattern for lost wax is interesting but I found that we could give a diagram to a pattern maker who could make the item real fast and ten we would put pattern makers wax over it differentially to compensate for contractions.

So I reckon it’s a great tool to have but traditional methods will still beat it frequently.

Salesforce slaps Amazon, Google with glove: 'I'm THE FIRST $1bn-quarter enterprise cloud biz'

Getriebe

Re: Let me get this straight...

I work for a company that was quoted in New York, and has now gone private because of similar expectations. However much communication you did with analysists there were other influences in their reading of your position and so they would call the stock at the end of a qtr in almost random fashion.

The only slight reason I could give for SF is that there is a feeling in their sector that they hav epeaked and other offerings or no offering will eat their share, so unless they grow a lot they will fall. The MySpace of the CRM business

El avión Buitre 2 rinde homenaje a nuestros amigos españoles

Getriebe

So will Shakespeare, after reading that English ;-)

Shakespeare! I was chanelling Beicon

Getriebe

I'll do this bit

Hoy queremos rendir homenaje a los miembros españoles del equipo de la misión Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) - un avión de alta tecnología que pretendemos lanzar a la estratosfera con un motor de cohete. Sumario grafico de la mision LOHAN Hace tres años, con Hoy , con el apoyo de estas personas desinteresadas, lanzamos el

Today we want to say thanks to the Spanish members of the LOHAN team, its a high tech plane that wants to go to the stratosphere using a rocket. A quick summary (??) of the 3 yr LOHAN mission, with the help of these disinterested people, we launched the ....

Cervantes will sleep easy tonight .....

Norks EXECUTE 80 for watching DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

Getriebe

Re: I read this and I think

Ahem ...

I think you are making assumptions about my sexuality, the driver's chromosome count, and how good looking the Intourist guide (minder) was.

Sexist pig!!

(for future ref, should you want, I have a mismatched pair of chromosomes, she definitely had a matched pair and the driver (ex Tank Corps) def. would have not looked at me however young and rosy I was)

Getriebe

Re: I read this and I think

You comments are undoubtedly correct, but ..

In 68 I travelled extensively through Berlin, Eastern Germany and places east and then to Kiev and then to Odessa. My impression was that on a micro level people were happy, and impressivley read a lot more than I was aware of in the West. They certainly were not caught up in buying the latest shiney (of that time) and were happy. I was not being followed by my Intourist guide - I had left her to be shagged by the driver. All true...

The TRUTH behind Microsoft Azure's global cloud mega-cock-up

Getriebe

Re: Single Point of Failure

"If this is the case then the real single point of failure lies somewhere in the management who let this architecture loose. I've worked in several large hosting environments, and the idea that you'd rely on a software based solution to manage access to all server instances without massively comprehensive and time consuming testing of new versions of the software smacks of poor risk management and trying to do things on the cheap - a complete no no for this type of service."

mmmm .... I do not think the reason for the failures is as simple as this

We have many servers in Azure and they continued to work. No one has reported to me any downtime for our customers I have to report to them.

I am surprised if the Pink Poodle is the same installation for all of their groups of servers, and so perhaps one or two were fucked but others weren't. But I am speculating.

KRAKOOM! iPad Air explose in fireball, terrified fanbois flee Apple store

Getriebe

Re: Ford Orion

"I recently had the opportunity to drive a model T."

So true. One needs to relearn driving to get one even crawling

But all Model Ts should be like this IMHO

http://www.2040cars.com/_content/cars/images/41/563441/003.jpg

AutoCAD daddy buys UK design software firm Delcam for £172.5m

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Re: 2 things to know about Delcam.

"It used to (and for all I know still does) have it's own tool room for mfg press tools and dies (somewhat more unusual than a pinball machine in a software house)."

It certainly did. I used to work for them creating very complex surfaces and then making the item and/or the cavity.

I started with 7 axis machining and thought everyone had it! Wrong.

Microsoft CEO shortlist claim: It's just Elop, Bates, Mulally, Nadella and...

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Re: 2 ceo's needed

"CEOs need vision. COOs need to kick ass.

Jobs + Cook."

Total agreement on this. On another post I said MSFT needs a Jack Welch like character - but of course the great helmsman had a bunch of great leaders in the shadows. He cast a long shaow.

If you are saying Nadella as CEO I am not certain he has the presence and the desire to make sacrifices to do the big job.

Right now they need a Georgy Zhukov character even.

Microsoft CEO shortlist down to EIGHT ... appropriately enough, perhaps

Getriebe

"They need someone passionate about technology, not some stuffy middle-aged management type"

Why?

What are the reasons for this?

As a stuffy old middling manager I want to know your dislikes.

At the moment I reckon they need a Jack Welch character to come in and sort out the internecine warfare and layers of management. Then IMHO they would be able to see what their assets are

10 Types of IT managers from hell

Getriebe

Re: Ahem, as a boss ...

"Sorry, I switched off after seeing 'empowering', 'enable', 'goals' and 'overall plan' in the same sentence."

Good post A+, would read again!

OK, dullard, if you were running an operation that was producting say 50 million of revenues a year and you had to sum up your style in a paragraph - what would you put?

Obviously I will watch and learn.

Getriebe

Ahem, as a boss ...

I can see most of the examples in my colleagues. I am of course above reproach!

Without going into long explanations I see my role as empowering the people who work for me, (and for the person who down voted me when I said that before I mean enable them to do their job and a bit more), setting goals and communicating what the overall plan and objective is. Take of that what you will

But in return I want people to communicate with me. Tell me if you have a problem and help me work out a solution. Do it in good time and not when its impossible to mitigate

And then next - work with me with new ideas - not mumble about them with your colleagues and force me to decode them.

Two way communication is what its about.

And in return for the barrow loads of wonga - I take the fall.

Facebook fans fuel faggots firestorm

Getriebe

Re: Faggots? Yuck!

"Balls to you!

When I was a lad my Mum used to cook her own faggots, she'd often use the dripping from the previous day's roast to cook them, drop in a little bit of Bovril or Marmite and they were out of this world!

"

Marmite! Call child services now! She was abusing you.

Getriebe

Re: F******G AMERICANS!

"I any case, I agree with your general sentiment... if they're going to borrow and butcher the English lanugage, they can't really complain if they don't grasp the subtle humor often hidden within its phrases. Sometimes I wonder if the English lanugage was intentionally filled with multiple meanings and ambiguity, just to provide the British public with a massive joke at the expense of our foreign friends!"

No, no no.

If you check out the way our colonial cousins use most words you will see they have stuck with the meanings the word had when they were banished to the new world. Its us inhabitants of this sceptered isle that have transmogrified the language. Theirs is stuck in the 1700s as I said in another post and got down voted for it/. Foul voting coward, that thund'rest with thy tongue, and with thy weapon nothing dares perform. To misquote someone from their time

Getriebe

Re: This is disturbing

"Un fagot est un faisceau de petit bois, de branchages. "

Which is where we get the word fascist from

So a bundle of right wing sticks

Want a unified data centre? Don't forget to defrag the admins

Getriebe

Application design

I rate this article - bang on

This is pretty much what I do - that manager pulling it all togther. And all what is written rings true with me

But I start form the application and work down. Understanding the app (synch, asynch - scale up or out - is it disk, cpu or mem hungry) is vital to undertsanding where to put it and how to deploy it.

Also understanding customer expectations against what they have paid for. Running a few hundred customers in the same datacentre(s) means you can play one off another if you are good at monitoring what they are doing for real

Writing monitoring reminds me of the need to monitor the application, which IMHO is most often missed. Knowing if the app is working to standard is more important than knowing if a disk queue length has gone long

'It's a joke!' ... Bill Gates slams Mark Zuckerberg's web-for-the-poor dream

Getriebe

Re: Think a little

Chris G - I make you right on all you have said there.

On power - the as the ironically moniker's Carniege says - there are local was of generating it but AFAIK there is a direct relationship to poverty and malarial breeding grounds in India. And if you come from some Pradesh the chance of you having a solar panel is small. The Indian states governments are trying to get these means of generating power out to the villages (with help from western benefactors) but as usual corruption is screwing it. And again AFAIK the power is being used for TV as it has been found the best way of getting information to rural poulations

On malaria, a few years ago my climbing friends did something in the Himalaya, came back via India and one went travelling. He caught malaria, ended up in hospital and was airlifted out. A guy who had summited an 8,000 meter peak was reduced to being unable to get out of bed. He still has not recovered completely 20 years later. Its not man flu.

Getriebe

@AC10.33

"Both of them are sitting on huge piles of cash which would make a huge difference.

Bill claims to give away his fortune yet he's still the worlds richest man."

That took a lot of thought and analysis didn't it. I guess as much as you put into your daily work.

Firstly, as point out on this thread he is not richest - Slim is supposed to be - and if you check out the other in the top ten - tell me how many of them are spending time and effort to get money to areas that can make a difference?

Sultan of Brunei, Saudi Royal family - compare and contrast? - they are of course surrounded with philanthropic actions.

Closer to home, what is your annual donation to actions that help others and do not return any value other than a feeling of moral well-being?

As a lot of the discussion on this thread has been about Africa I shall give my experience/view

I went to South Africa in the very early 70s to work at a mine (white coated engineer, not 2 miles down in the heat and dust, then working for an NGO before they were called that in the 80s and then a few years ago back to SA to as a very highly paid contractor something to do with cell phones. At each time I went 'bush' and had a great time in the red dust and meeting wonderful people who whatever their status were warm and welcoming. In a village deep in the savannah or in a township. And my overall PoV they are educated (not in a mid-western university way - in an appropriate local way) and they know how to conduct their lives (surprising innit, they been doing for 000's of years) and don't need some dumb fuck like me telling them what to do they just need in some cases the freedom to do what they need and in some cases help because the western world has come in and changed their circumstances - ie the malaria nets as they have moved to an unsuitable area.

As for cell phones and computers they do not need a white geek helping them, the take up is massive and organised locally by small firms using local distribution methods.

As you are all computer nerds, one of the best things you could do is find a local (in Africa) company and ship your used but newish computers out there where they are stripped down and rebuilt

Yes they do use Windows but let us say the licensing is floral - I guess Bill will know as he has travelled over there.

I send my company's 'excess stock' to a one man band in Alexandra township outside of Johannesburg (they are all just outside Johannesburg) where he is connecting all the tin huts.

The above is a massive generalization and so is wrong mostly – a bit like trying to sum up South America, Cancun to Terra del Fuego

Do dishwashers really blunt knives

Getriebe

Arkansas white whetstone, carbon steel, and olive oil

And gentle caressing

Anything else is pointless

iPHONE 5S BATTERY: It may NOT just be you, it may be RUBBISH

Getriebe

At least a reach around is enjoyable for one of those involved....

In a crowded lift* - not so much

* elevator for those with a language stuck in the 1700's

I am a recovering Superwoman wannabee

Getriebe

As a boss of a largeish number of people scattered acros steh globe I relish a mix of people, genders, ages, marital states, gender preferences, langauges and cultures. It makes for a high performing, self supporting team and one with different views on how to work with the customer,internal and external.

Married wommen with kids are just one thing in the mix, certain concessions have to be made for their life but as far as I can see they ae not so different. As for the superwooman bit, I find that is a Western Anglo-Saxon thing. My central europeans, Latin Americans and Far Easten married seem to take children, their feckless husbands and me in their stride. No excuse making and no whining. Mind you I did have Isabela excuse her self once to go and get her children early - mainly because there was a drung cartel gun fight across the normal road route. No kidding - makes your excuse to go early seem vacuous.

Put trust in people, let them sort out the edges of their life and as far as I can see it just works.

Don't crack that Mac: Almost NOTHING in new Retina MacBook Pros can be replaced

Getriebe

Re: Genuine Question:

Glue makes the machine harder to recycle by standar meas. But if you were doing it in industrail quantites there are a few tricks - eg use utrasonics to make the glue melt. But apart from the moral PoV I'm not clear what the economic value of breaking a Surface or Ithing down to its component parts is at EOL.

Getriebe

Re: BMW could go to Lake Baikal

Quite!

In winter it would be a Ural 4320, or a Tatra T815 if I wanted to any the Ruskies

Getriebe

Cost and reliability

If you want this or the Surface level of tech and reliability for the low cost they come to you, someone wil have to deisgn them so they can go down an assembly line at a speed and have station wait times that are the same. So you now have hot glue, one time snap fits and machine QA processes built in. The result is what you see. Furthermore warranty claimes, fear of being sued becuase some hipster leaves his/her coolisma device with their tiny offsping and it damages said offspring. (that does call into question if hipsters breed by normal means - discuss) also drive design this way

Same with lts of stuff. My pre-war car can be repaired with a hammer and two spanners, my 1970s car needs more spanners, a multimetter and go careful on teh hammer. A modern BMW, ha ha ha, just open teh bonnet at the golf club to show off and after that tere is nothing toi do.

Bu theh pre-war does about 16 to the gallon, needs constant tweaking, and is dangerous, teh 190s less so and the BMW - just drive put petrol and you could go to Lake Baikal. Its the way stuff changes

Microsoft: Ha ha, my Wall Street friends - THIS time the victory is OURS

Getriebe

Re: Microsoft in profit shocker

Sarbanes Oxley has no relevance to 'writing off' - its to do with accuracy and timeliness of presenting the accounds. The fact they clearly stated what they did keeps them within GAAP

TECH WAR: Brummies say firms 'lose out' in London's Tech City

Getriebe

"tech companies that are successful and generate the most money are actually in and around Cambridge"

That's contentious; I would like to see numbers on that. Maybe you’re right in EBITDA land but on genuine cash flowing into vault (and not out again) I reckon dull Thames corridor is generally the winner

As a Brummie who lives in London, and loves it, there is no way I would think of working In Brum or Yam Yam land, or worse for the Hanson mild drinkers, starting a business there again

Lumia 2520: Our Vulture gets his claws on Nokia's first Windows RT slab

Getriebe

Re: Windows RT will not be killed by MS

"All you need is a dock that provides keyboard/monitor/network when at your desk" exists already - albeit for Pro and Pro 2 - and a nice bit of kit it is. I reckon it will come to Surace 2 as well.

On RT as the future - yes for end points - it allows them to leave the years of x86 behind. Well thats what I hear from our Seattle based MSFT bloke

SUPERSIZE ME: Nokia unveils Surface rival and 2 plumped-up phablets

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Re: All new Nokia tablet....=]

++ Surely in Microsofts brave new future ++

I thought the future was a touch version of Office written for ARM. Do you know summat I don't?

Getriebe

Re: Hmmmmm

I guarantee the answer is no.

UK's tech capital named: Read it and weep, Tech City startup hipsters

Getriebe

Re: But for how long?

spot on.

lots of techies in and arond reading / brackers - but the big ponderous companies. london is where most of the fun stuff is. which is why i live in london, way too much interest to leave behind

no caps - eating executive sandwich with a hand

Volvo: Need a new car battery? Replace the doors and roof

Getriebe

Re: Maybe what's needed is

"It's called a fuel tankk. "

I think a whooosshh picture is called for

As someone posted on here a few days back, don't tell some past owners of the Pinto that fuel tank can take dings - quite a few turned into fireballs.

The reason a modern car is so rarely burtsing into flames is because of 'elf & Sfatey mate rules generated in the US and here. Design and position of the fuel tank is what keeps them safe.

Also petrol was a distant third in early car design - electrics and steam were miles ahead. Now only if we had picked steam - max torque at stall, complete and controlled combustion, almost any fuel .....

Getriebe

@Richard 81 - agreed - I will trust the nice people of Gothenburg to get this right - they usually do as long as they don't get interfered with by utomstående - and so far the people from Zhejiang have been friendly Uncles. Long may it continue.

Windows 8.1: Read this BEFORE updating - especially you, IT admins

Getriebe

Re: Windows just works ....

"One cleaner already down-voted me ... go on, lets count the idiots on el reg."

One of the cleaners here. Except I don't change hard disk - I have people who do that for me.

And from many many metrics we have gathered whilst I have been in project management within the field of global infrastructure design, build and support we always come back to MSFT.

So if my analysis doesn't equal yours, your scant world view might be challenged

BTW - It was suggested that I come here to take a look at el buitre for an different view and amusement. One result is the change in hiring questions - to dig out closed minded and stupid people like you who appear not to understand what your role is.

Thanks for backing up my extreme prejudices

Windows 8.1: A bit square, sure, but WAIT! It has a Start button

Getriebe

Re: Steam OS for games, Google Docs / something else for the office work

"I have contacts in the engineering departments of many large companies and zero of them are even considering a move away from Windows..."

My experience also. Colleagues in world wide support for something like 1,800 companies between quarter to 5 billion £ turnover - none are talking about any sort of change. Slow take up of Win 8, certainly.

Extreme ultraviolet litho: Extremely late and can't even save Moore's Law

Getriebe

Re: Slipped place

Oi! I said that over 300 years ago.

'Microsoft Word is a tyrant of the imagination'

Getriebe

Re: @The last doughnut

"Weren't spreadsheets supposed to emulate - well, paper (as in 2-D) spreadsheets? (As I first heard them called, though Wikipedia says they're worksheets, apparently.) MS isn't the only one guilty in that case"

Yes. I am old enough to remember a time before Visicalc, and so whole walls of a financial or engineering departments in big companies would be coated with paper into which people wrote numbers and then did calcs and carried results.

The growth of Apple 2e was based on Visicalc replacing this method, and then Lotus 123 on IBM (bigger spreadsheet and a few snazzy clacs) swept it away - and the rest follows.

Getriebe

Re: Mircosoft makes 'Productivity Software' sound like an xymoron

"Excel - forces you to think inside a 2-D grid of boxes.

Project - forces managers to use an outdated and inflexible model of project management.

"

Neither do what you say - if that’s how you work, it’s your own inadequacy and the desire to rely on incorrect tools to do the job

Project management - which is what I get paid for - is about human interaction and judgment, balancing hopes and expectations against complexities of which the project members usually have no idea exist and mostly would be beyond their ken even if exposed to them

MS Project just gives you a planning tool to look at who should be doing what and where - so if you consider its for project management you are a twat.

As for engineering co.s failing - correlation does not signify causation - if you are talking about Brit ones - most fail because of two things - lack of market understanding and awful financial management. For the latter maybe if they had used Excel they might have delayed their demise

Apple's Steve Jobs was a SEX-crazed World War II fighter pilot, says ex

Getriebe

Re: Past lives

Or not appeared in a D H Lawrence novel.

MS Word deserves DEATH says Brit SciFi author Charles Stross

Getriebe

Re: Who cares

"All software sucks, all hardware sucks."

Yup, and it always will - just get used to it

I am looking forward to getting a job back in compressible fluid flow and casting technology. The equations are so much easier

Microsoft watches iPads flood into world's offices: Right, remote desktop clients. It's time

Getriebe

Re: logical

@noominy.noom - yup thats about it.

But I would argue that IT should be ahead of the game and evangelizing new products (vapour, hard, soft or bland) so they are in the decision when it’s being made.

Too often IT just trails and so has to cope with sometimes poor decisions and also are not in the right place to understand the company’s goals.

Apple's new non-feline Mac operating system, OS X Mavericks, ready to go

Getriebe

Re: run out of cats?

Neither Croydon or Hull have decent surf

500 MEELLION PCs still run Windows XP. How did we get here?

Getriebe

Re: What about fitness-for-purpose?

"(When was the last time you could buy leaded petrol?). "

In the pits at Santa Pod - moohaha

Ellison ditches own cloud keynote for billionaires' America's Cup boat race

Getriebe

"room full of sweaty nerds or champagne and tier 1 chicks...."

As an ex-deck gorillia from my yoof - I'm with you. Sorta made you want to win, a bit more

New iPhone sells out, millions in hands of lucky fans, Cook cock a hoop ...

Getriebe

Re: That's 9 million.....

Phillippe - the other two are with me - and so I can get 100% of the global WP population in agreement that 6tag is as good as the iOS version. ergo your first proposition is wrong.

Australia ponders 160,000-seat ERP possibilities

Getriebe

Default will be SAP

A stupid as an idea as this is - logically and practically - the end result will be as the first poster said - buy SAP. It always is on any large project.

The spec will be all over the place, the project will over run and the reports will be crap and missing. It always is on a large project

Hubris on a grand scale

Radioaficionados españoles: Echadnos una mano

Getriebe

Re: @Lester

el piloto va a caer en el llano, parece

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