I preferred Sniff Petrol's description of Fox News as "factphobic American broadcast anus":
323 posts • joined 25 Mar 2013
I preferred Sniff Petrol's description of Fox News as "factphobic American broadcast anus":
Looks like the IoT is splitting into two strands: "The Internet of Useful Things" such as the vibration sensors mentioned in the article and other stuff that's just intended to monetise information generated by people (AKA advertising); I hereby christen this the "Internet of Shit" as we'll be drowning in it soon.
"a criminal intent on killing cops could simply call in some incident like a stolen car and wait for their target to show up to take a report"
They'd have to be pretty patient though...
I don't think that the problem is with "recalcitrant East European shit holes", in fact I'm pretty sure that the police in some of these places would be more than happy to assist the UK police; particularly in those countries that are seeking EU membership. Did anyone even ask them to help?
The problem in this case is that it isn't "terrorists" (real or perceived) and it's not politicians or celebrities, so as far as the UK establishment is concerned it's not important enough to devote resources to identifying the perpetrators.
If they ever do notice this tragic event, the most that Dave and Theresa might do will be to shout about how additional snooping powers might help them "stop this sort of thing".
Aside from the rights and wrongs of trying to expose government secrets/wrongdoings, I'm actually more alarmed that you can get what is effectively a life sentence for concealing evidence.
This sounds like the kind of bullshit charge that can be applied in so many dubious circumstances; does "not remembering to tell them you also have a laptop in a bag under your desk at work" constitute "concealing a laptop"?
Of course "if you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear", but as far as I can tell everyone has something to hide, and who defines what's hidden? A hundred years inside is meant to scare you, it's meant to make you roll over on yourself and your co-conspirators, its a terror threat.
We used to smugly point fingers at totalitarian regimes, who locked political prisoners up on spurious crimes like "talking trash about the state", and thank God that we were free; I'm not feeling so smug these days.
Warning to would-be corpsicles: Don't specify "Revive after SCO lawsuit is over" in your will.
Grand piano, surely?
"rather than this sort of crap we need manufactures to develop standardised systems for cars."
Trouble is, Android is a proven system for what they want to do; it has all the basic O/S functionality for touch and voice driven UI and handling mobile communications as well as lots of applications for navigation and other stuff that consumers might want like finding things using internet searches with location services to help (where's the nearest petrol station type questions).
The alternative is to try and build all this themselves, and do it faster than their competitors so as not to get killed in the market. Looking at how successful other companies have been at developing this level of functionality (e.g. Nokia) they would be insane to even contemplate doing it themselves.
Their viable alternatives are:
Android - Googles walled garden (low cost and low walls)
IOS - Apples walled garden (higher cost and walls)
Windows Mobile - Microsoft's walled patch of grass that might become a nice garden if they keep at it long enough and resist the urge to implement SharePoint on it (thanks Stob).
Which would you choose if it was your arse/money?
"maybe they just blow a nuke 25 miles over South Dakota"
I can see why you're AC...
"making films about killing living people"
Didn't Leslie Nielson beat up the "Axis of Evil" in the first Naked Gun film? What's different now?
"a pair of spectacles that nearly runs SharePoint"
...this seems more like saccharine; blech!
Is there another kind?
"Would the X-ray machine not have killed the bugs anyway?"
Depends if it's set to "look" or "kill"...
"Having said that, though, one of our guys is very late in this morning as he takes the train"
Implied question is answered in statement.
"This is a significant qualification and should not be accepted by the buyer."
This is fine for B2B contracts; but for consumers the only way that this could "not be accepted by the buyer" is to not use that particular seller's service; for retail purchases you are protected by the Sale of Goods Act (and various others like Distance Selling Regulations) so as long as you're dealing with UK based companies and using a credit card with fraud protection then you are pretty safe.
As always, if it looks too good to be true then it probably isn't.
"The first company to market with robot taxis will make a killing"
If they do, then that will be the end of robot taxis...
"The scientists are just in it for the money"
Did you mean "Scientologists"?
The Council of Europe is concerned with human rights, it is not a part of the European Union.
The Council of Europe has no power over individuals, only the governments that are supposed to be upholding, and occasionally abusing, their citizens' human rights.
"six days of hearings - five in open court and one in secret behind closed doors -"
The one behind closed doors is the one where GCHQ tells the tribunal what dirt they found on them...
"VAT is chargeable on advertising however it is the "customer" of Google who pays the VAT. They would then reclaim it back."
VAT is Value Added Tax; businesses can only claim VAT relief on VAT they pay on goods and services they buy, not the VAT on what they sell. The real fiddle here is to make it look like you're paying out more VAT than you charge yourself, then HMRC will be paying you!
The real problem is that by making it look as if they make no profit (so no value added) they get away with hardly any corporation tax and hardly any VAT; two for one!
I'm not so sure that trying to incorporate features for re-entry and interplanetary space into the same vehicle is the best way forwards.
Orion may be a "big" Apollo capsule, but it is way too small for a Mars mission (unless they can get there in less than a month).
Surely the best plan is to develop Orion as a launch and re-entry capsule and develop a "proper" interplanetary vehicle, no aerodynamics to worry about, for the journey to Mars** And they will need a separate lander/launcher system if they want to go to the surface of Mars, so you're looking at a fairly large composite vehicle anyway.
They don't even need to take their launch capsule to Mars, it can be left in Low earth Orbit, and the astronauts can transfer to it on their return, possibly via the ISS.
**This doesn't take into account any aero-braking at either end of the trip (particularly the return), but I'm not sure I'd fancy my chances of living based on being fired at high speed at Mars and then aero-braked into orbit followed by a similar, but slightly faster, encounter with Earth's atmosphere.
You're forgetting that the Apollo astronauts were working in a less risk-averse culture than we have today; and that their total exposure was a few days.
I hope your comments were intended as a joke though; otherwise it's a poor trolling effort for this site.
US Government's definition of legal spyware: ours.
US Government's definition of illegal spyware: everyone else's.
"Why is our government spending money on helping the norks"
It's obviously an exchange of ideas; the Norks want to get hold of western technology and the British Government wants to know how to make the UK as attractive to immigrants as the DPRK.
For Manchester, did they include 215,000 for Salford as well?
@Destroy All monsters
Good idea! I didn't know this was done; I wonder if the spot price is based only on demand vs. availability or other factors e.g. competitor pricing and time of day in major markets?
that AWS is a way for Amazon to have excess server capacity paid for by by AWS customers and when Amazon needs the servers for peak load (e.g. Black Friday) they can claw back the resources for themselves (this still gives a service level of 99% to AWS customers if they only do this for three days a year).
I like the idea of the fast-track idea-pitching to management; this has to be a better route to innovative products than using market analysts who can only suggest things that have already been done.
You have a choice of:
The European Union
Do you tax the car as a "classic vehicle" based on the age of the components, or is it CO2 based? I'd imagine the CO2 output to be similar to Drax Power Station...
Great name for the company!
You'd also need to ask "Are you a guy?"
Exactly my point; unless there is a new tag in HTML 6 like <explicit_real_threat> then it's going to be impossible to pick up the "real terrorist" threats from the innocent "I'm blowing off steam" posts.
(Feel free to argue if "explicit_real_threat" should be implemented in CSS, but mind your manners or we'll be in Gitmo before you can say "orange onesie")
The "significant" messages were only seen after the crime had been committed; but assuming the Security Services (I'll abbreviate to SS from now) had access to *ALL OF THE INTERWEBS* what would have happened? Here are the options:
1) These criminals were the only people on earth muttering about "killing a soldier", so they're easily spotted online and the SS saves the day!
2) There are thousands of similar threats made all the time, but most of these are idle bluster, so the SS doesn't have the manpower to follow them all up and the result for the unfortunate victim is the same as if we had never relinquished our right to privacy.
3) Same as 2) and the criminals realise they need to communicate secretly, so they migrate away from the mainstream services, or even not bother advertising their plans online at all?
Which scenario is most likely?
"These contractors aren't on salary/hourly rates like proper openreach chaps, but are rather paid per connection/per job."
"I've had my run-ins and issues with openreach guys in the past (no IT pro hasn't), but they're still a country mile better than the subbies."
The issue here is that BT's guys are given enough time to do a proper job but the subcontractors aren't, so you can't really complain (other than to BT who are in control of this) that some contractors want to save time on the installation.
My Infinity 2 connection was installed by a subcontractor from Quinn, and he was happy enough to reroute the Master Socket from its original position in my hall (no use to me there) up to my office via the existing extension wiring.
** Christmas in NK is the day that Jesus celebrates the birth of the Glorious Leader
Two words: Carbon Capture
"Nearly 40 per cent of the 6,000 respondents in the UK and 33 per cent in Germany said they are definitely not willing to work in the ICT sector, while only eight per cent of respondents in Spain and 11 per cent in Italy said they definitely did not want careers in ICT."
I think the obvious explanation for the "North south Divide" on this is the state of the economy in the countries mentioned; the UK and Germany have relatively good employment, compared to Italy and Spain, so people there have more choice. This probably just indicates that Italian and Spanish people surveyed would be willing to take any job, even ICT (poor sods), just to have a job.
Takes the skill out of the job.
"I don't think there's any intention to be a British publication for British people."
What's the TLD for Royston Vasey?
I burned mine before watching, so no.
"digital formats are ephemeral, dead tree isn't"
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"Back in the 1980s your equally small minded predecessors sought to make life difficult for Russia you created the Taliban, and I think there will be considerable agreement that policy didn't work out very well in the end."
It worked out very well for the UK/US guns'n'ammo biz; first they got taxpayers' money to arm the Taliban, then they got taxpayers' money to fight the Taliban, and next they'll get taxpayers' money to fuck up the internet so we can't hear that the Taliban are still around.
(Sorry, the "joke" icon may be inappropriate in this case)
he “goes on the internet every day” (whether he needs to or not)
It sounds like they've managed to migrate to his Business 3.0 world where outmoded concepts like "profit" have been eliminated!
My kids have just sent me an invoice for "home heating" and "draining hot water tank"...
I wish I was a real boy.
I'm more worried about me!