14 posts • joined Wednesday 20th March 2013 13:53 GMT
How technology has changed...
Time was, you'd need a full-on sound-stage to fake astroheroic adventures.
And there you boys are, faking it all from your own backyard.
I'm sorry, but...
...you can't hope to create a tradition of over-achieving tomfoolery if you break with the past the moment you get a new toy.
Not only would you be disrespecting a drowned Playmonaut hero and throwing all memories of Vulture 1 into the wastebin of unforgiving history, you'll also be breaking a key visual reference to the tough-as-nails DNA that joins these two craft together.
Sort your act out. Give it the SPB colours proudly worn by its predecessor.
That will be all.
The iPhone 5C as BIC biro
...was the approach taken by satirists on Canal+ in France.
They spoofed a keynote speech showing "all new" crystal BIC biros; not only fabulously cheap at €590, but also with coloured caps that are interchangeable between pens. On cue, the audience called out "it's Amazing!" at various moments during the presentation - see how our engineers have created a chewable cap! And now pan-pipes!
Starts at 12:30 and lasts about 2 mins. Requires no knowledge of French - but you do have to suffer a 10-second ad at the start:
Did anyone ever need anything more?
Drop-proof, kick-proof, coffee-proof, beer-proof.
Made calls, sent texts and, er, had WAP.
All with 7 days-worth of battery charge.
Try telling that to the yoof of today...
...and wir attracting the kidz, narteyemin, yeah?
"Along the way, he been honing his Raspberry Pi flight computer system"
is a good effort, but maybe
'Long the roadz him bin pimping hiz P'eye, lak, to mek er blingin flaght compooter, narteyemen?
would be better?
El Reg takes short-term City-type view?
So are you unhappy about a company taking a long-term view?
His Nibs (and the thousands of people who keep the multicoloured BT beachball turning) haven't done too badly - you can look back to a share price of just 72p in March 2009.
Costs are still going down, despite some chunky investments for the future (football and fibre). Seems pretty OK to me - usually we like to whinge about companies who don't take a view of the future. You'd be all over them if it was BT (or any other provider) taking a short-term view...
(Disclosure: I'm a modest and happy shareholder.)
It's curtains for you...
Now look here, the Iron Curtain didn't rise, it descended.
Here's what the great man said:
"From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Continent."
Nothing new under the sun
"Project Loon came out of the same 'Project X'... "
I wouldn't be so sure. I had a proposal very like this on my desk about 10 years ago when I worked for A Very Large Telecom company.
If you want good-looking...
Now *that* was a UI. And it had, er, transparency...
Re: I can, therefore I should
You *can* do more things like that with the camera on your mobe already.
Based on the logic of your post, should we assume you *do* do such things?
I can, therefore I should
Google's approach has tended to be: "We can, so we should. We'll pick up the pieces later."
Schmidt is assuming that everyone else will do the same - in other words, because we can buzz a neighbour's BBQ then we will.
Truth is, must of us think before acting and don't believe we should just because we can.
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