* Posts by RobertD

22 posts • joined 15 Mar 2013

Norman Conquest, King Edward, cyber pathogen and illegal gambling all emerge in Apple v FBI

RobertD

Hue and Cry

Even more recently in the US the sheriff was able to set up a posse, which is from the Latin posse comitatus, and means that he was able to call on men to sort out any trouble.

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Cybersecurity is slowing down my business, say majority of chief execs

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Pint

Hopefully...

The new EU data protection directive and it's fine of 2% of global turnover will help managers to see info security as a way of protecting capital rather than a cost. I live in hope.

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Windows 10 will now automatically download and install on PCs

RobertD
Windows

Huh

I wish they would force me to upgrade my Vista laptop.

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IT salary not enough? Want to make £10,000 a DAY?

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Re: Dilemma

What you need to remember about audits is that they are ultimately checking to see if you are operating in the way you said you would - in line with company policy, agreed standards etc. So if you're not, don't try to hide it, try to get the policies and procedures changed. And please also remember that auditors start off all fresh-faced and well-meaning, but years of dealing with grouchy IT boffins who think that the rules don't apply to them takes its toll.

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RobertD

Re: Dilemma

If I remember correctly (not guaranteed), then you are actually liable for the amount of issued share capital, which I suppose could be thruppence ha'penny.

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RobertD
Pint

Re: Dilemma

£10k a day? I wish...

Anyway thanks Vic for getting to the heart of why security is always poor, always an add-on and we keep seeing breaches - not enough time, and no money. Still, it keeps me in a job.

Cheers!!

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Want to defend your network? Profile the person attacking it

RobertD

Re: #BBW

File size doesn't matter - just call it 'Marketing MI' and nobody will pay any attention.

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So just what is the third Great Invention of all time?

RobertD

The 'number' zero.

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Move over, Apple Pay: Tesco trials PayQwiq phone-flash pay app

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Re: I've got a brilliant idea

Excellent - and one day, when you have lots of these cards, maybe someone will invent a way whereby you don't have to carry several cards around, because a handy mobile device will store all the details for you and let you select the one you want...oh wait...

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RobertD

Hmmm

Based on these comments, nobody likes Apple Pay either? Google Wallet? I am genuinely interested - are we not keen on digital wallets?

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Apple, FBI: YES we're, er, looking into the NAKED CELEBRITY PICS. Aren't you?

RobertD
Facepalm

Solution...

Everybody should publish everything online now. Hey presto, no more privacy concerns or cyber crime. Oh wait, I'd be out of a job. More thought required.

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So, what exactly defines a 'boffin'? Speak your brains...

RobertD

A boffin...

is someone who doesn't have to look things up on Wikipedia.

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Star Wars VII set for Xmas release. Ho, ho, ho... not THIS Christmas

RobertD

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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'BLING BLING, BLING BLING' 'Hello, yes, my iPhone is made of GOLD'

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Happy

It might...

...sell well here in Scotland as it sounds like it might be similar enough in colour to Irn Bru or good whisky.

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Windows 8.1: Here at last, but is it good enough?

RobertD
Pint

Well...

My 14 year old loves Windows 8 - live updates on the front screen, a UI that he considers intuitive - the future belongs to their generation, not ours, and we'll just have to get used to it!

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Privacy expert dismisses PRISM-busting typeface as 'art project'

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Happy

Nab him...

The most obvious problem with the use of pigeons is surely The Vulture Squadron - although to be fair I can't think of a time when they actually stopped the pigeon. The mastermind was a shady, never-seen character called the General though, so maybe Hanna-Barbera were on to something.

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The Reg's best-looking reader reveals list of jobs for the beautiful

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Joke

Surely...

You've heard about the man hiring a new PA, requirement = speaks 3 languages and can do 100 words per minute. He ends up with a shortlist of 3 - a brunette who speaks 3 languages but can only manage 80 words per minute, a redhead who speaks 2 languages but can do 90 words per minute, and a blonde who only speaks one language but can do 100 words per minute. Who gets the job?

The one with the biggest boobs of course.

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Who should play the next Doctor? Nominations needed!

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WTF?

Surely

The most entertaiing choice would be John McAfee?

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Too much infosec regulation undermines security, warns NAB

RobertD
Unhappy

Some sense, yes...

In that a one-size fits all, tick-box compliance exercise does not mean that the risks have been managed or even identified. But some (most?) organisations possess neither the capability nor the will to fund a fully reactive, risk-based information security function. So until such time as the new EU breach/attack-sharing bears fruit and senior management actually see what is happening, it's policies, standards and checklists all round.

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Report: BlackBerry BYOD-ware doesn't pass UK.gov security test

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Meh

The point is...

That Balance enables BYOD for iOS and Android devices isn't it? So you don't have to bring a BlackBerry to work. Have I missed something?

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Paying a TV tax makes you happy - BBC

RobertD
Happy

Re: NZ Has No TV Tax

Good point - but it was Michael Palin on the wall, not dear old Spike.

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BYOD: Bring Your Own Device - or Bring Your Own Disaster?

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IT Angle

That was a very useful, thought-provoking session - thanks to everyone who took part! Lots of food for thought.

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