* Posts by alan lovedog

34 posts • joined 4 Jul 2007

Spuds for laptop fraudsters strike in Huntingdon

alan lovedog

about ten years ago...

as i cycled down the street in my small market town, a van drove past and the man in front gestured to me to pull over.

doing so, he opened the side of the van and showed me 2 large loudspeakers - complete with a supposed store display card showing the RRP.

we had a pair left over, he explained - you can have them for £400.

i said no and left, later i heard that it was a regular scam - the speakers were cheap crap essentially.

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Salvador Dalí style floppy iPad on the way, seemingly

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tactile feedback

perhaps in the future this can be used to give touchscreen devices tactile feedback - which the currently sorely lack.

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Unhackable PS3 finally jailbroken, video claims

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probably fake

no evidence so far that it's any more than a fake - and who would pay $150 to play copies anyway?

until it's up for me to download onto a memory stick of my own i call bullshit.

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Seagate pushes HAMR as next big thing

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oriented !?

Please don't speak american - it's orientated.

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Ancient typewriters reborn as USB keyboards

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model M FTW

using a model m myself - both at work and home - fantastic, wonderful - pinched my first from a defunct ibm 286 at work that itself weighed a tonne.

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Eurovision website goes titsup, upsets handful of fans

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not that political

if it's all political, how come a different country wins almost every year?

i;d suggest our lack of success is more down to the other countries sending their big stars and us sending 19 year old talent show winners...

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Zero* welcome for 200 Welsh TV shows - in Wales

alan lovedog

speaking as a welsh person...

the idea that the welsh speak welsh is pretty much a myth.

first time i ever encountered it was as a 6 year old - a teacher arrived at our school and announced that we would be learning ' our ' language.

even then i thought it curious that it could be my language when i'd never heard a word of it.

language is a means of communication - the world needs less languages, not more.

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Apple, Microsoft fingered for patent infringement by Emblaze

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emblaze bought my house

back in the heady days of the tech boom, i bought some emblaze ( then geo interactive media ) shares for 40p - sold them for £30 about 8 months later - shortly before they crashed to about 15p.... lovely!

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What's Welsh for Orange?

alan lovedog

speaking as a welsh person

it's political correctness gone mad!

i still recall the day the welsh language entered my life - i was about 7, someone turned up at our school telling us we would be learning welsh as it was our culture - that being the case it's funny that i never encountered it before then.

language is a means to an end - a way of communication, if the world one day ends up with a single language then that's all the better - leave the rest in a museum.

and yes - putting road signs in both languages is just as daft - done to make a point, not for any practical point.

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Chip cooler launches liquid nitro at CPUs

alan lovedog

waste of money...

you'll spend hundreds to get a 50% speed boost from your processor, and then in 6 months a bog standard off the shelf processor will be 10% faster than that with no fancy stuff required.

liquid nitrogen should be kept for it's proper uses - such as throwing into swimming pools.

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Beeb pushes major new iPlayer release

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3.2mbit SD would be nice too

using the h264 codec and 3.2mbit for sd would definitely give iplayer quality equal to broadcast quality - that would be worthwhile

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BT health problems will cost more jobs

alan lovedog

no they didnt fall sharply.

they fell by 5% - for about an hour.

then they rose - and ended up 2% higher than they opened - finishing the day in positive territory too.

so in other words the market thought it to be good news.

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SAS schemes $70m biz analytics cloud

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nice buildings

their marlow premises are very nice - as there's a public right of way through their land you can stroll through it and spend the afternoon on the riverfront.

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World's 'smallest, lightest' laptop launches

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i recall something smaller

i recall quite a few years back ( windows 95 days ) seeing a tiny little handheld device that seemed to be running 95 - defintely seemed to be 95....

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Hammer Films has risen from the grave

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not hammer

so it's different crew and different actors - not really hammer at all then - only in ( purchased ) name.

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Rockstar confirms GTA IV PC edition

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it's a great game

It's not bad at all - it's great in fact.

only negative i would say is it does seem that the makers have scaled things back - lots of stuff that was in san andreas isn't there anymore - aeroplanes etc.

i can't help but think this is so they can put it all back in again for the next title - therefore making it seem a progression.

but still - it's engrossing and great.

i think buying a pc for games is the stuff of madness but if you happen to have recently purchased a reasonably powerful one, you really do want this game and i dare say it will be better than the console versions - by virtue of running on far more expensive hardware.

i recently played the ancient GTA 3 on my pc at 1920x1200 resolution - but can't play gta 4 on my PS3 doing that ( even if gta 4 managed to still look a lot better regardless ).

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Misheard song lyrics blamed on technology

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broken wings

the opening lines of broken wings by mr mr....

babe, don't understand, why we can't just hop along into each others pants.

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PS3 sale price spurs costs Sony dear

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if you don't make money... why bother ?

if microsoft had never bothered with the xbox, they would have a few billion more in their pocket.

while a few billion isn't much to them, you have to wonder, if they don't eventually turn a profit ( when the 6th version of x box turns out to be a runaway success ? ), what exactly is the point?

and the same for sony - if there's no eventual profit, why bother?

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Toshiba samples Cell-based HD GPU

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No longer needed

a couple of years ago H264 1080p decoding would have been much appreciated.

nowadays a dual core can decode it without breaking a sweat so who needs such a card now ?

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Remembering the Cray-1

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i saw one!

as a young kid doing work experience at the rutherford laboratories i saw such a beast running - from memory it was a nice shade of red - wouldn't have looked out of place at dfs.

it was a james bond style setup - there was a giant room filled with big reel to reel tape drives and a few thousand of the tapes hanging from racks waiting to be queued up.

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Best big TVs?

alan lovedog

at that size, lcd

37in plasmas are rather rare, and if you find one, due to technical limitations, it will have a resolution less than that of 720p material - let alone 1080p as used by Blu-ray and HD DVD.

You should be able to get a 1080p LCD at that size, however.

Plasmas should be considered for sizes over 50in - only those that big can manage the full 720p resolution - although even then you will find it hard to get 1080p without getting into 60in, or bigger, sets.

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Facebook was my idea, says yet another ex-Harvard student

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And I invented Flash....

about 2 years before it appeared on the internet, I had the idea that if a website could generate it's own polygon animated graphics, you could have animated websites without the need to download large quantities of data - I got the idea upon seeing how quickly tekken loaded on my then new, fangled playstation. of course I did sod all about it but even so... give me my billions!

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Russian firm targets wooden phones at posers everywhere

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vertu phones

saw a very shiny bejewelled one in selfridges last year - yours for... £39000 (!)

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Customer exodus hits Virgin Media

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amazing value!

for the internet that is - since having a 10mbit - now 20mbit line fitted 2 years ago, they have failed to ever take money from my direct debit - here's hoping they dont realise in 5 years time and charge me all at once.....

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HD TV, without the monthly fee

alan lovedog

you dont need a sky hd box

investigate the world of the dream box and dragon cams etc - these can work with the subscription sky hd channels - no sky hd box required - you still need a valid subscription though

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Dubai claims world's tallest building title

alan lovedog

seasick!

I'm reliably informed that on buildings such as these, they are built in such a way as to allow movement in wind and the like - and the higher the building, the more they do it - to such an extent that if you had the penthouse on a building such as this you would be able to both see and feel the sway - not one for those who dislike boats on the sea!

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eBayer mails UK lad £44k

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I know where you live.......

if i'd received the money I'd be ever so slightly worried that the sender knew where i was and knew i had his money.

Wouldnt put it past them to break into your house and torture you into handing it back.

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Nintendo yanks Mario Party 8 - offensive language to blame?

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not the first time.

It must have been last year when i read that a youth aimed wheelchair type device from America with 'spaz' written on it was criticised by a UK disabled group - who seemed to miss the point that it meant something else in America.

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Motorola Z8 'kick slider' media phone

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re: howls of outrage

unlike a certain other phone, this one won't be costing the user that price - within a month or so they will be given it at no extra charge with their contract - just like almost every other phone out there.

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Police hunt renegade cow sex youth

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has the evidence turned up yet?

I'm too afraid to check beasttube......

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Dinner party guest makes gruesome discovery

alan lovedog

this steak tastes like child!

i've been to some bad dinner parties in my time but this takes the (wife flavoured) biscuit.

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Red ring of Xbox death costs Microsoft $1bn

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why bother making them?

I find it hard to see when Microsoft expect to actually profit from their console endeavours. They lost well over a billion on the first, things seem to be just as bad with this one. Maybe someone at Microsoft loves the idea of making consoles regardless of profitability.

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Exploding mobile battery kills Chinese welder

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fancy phones

i've been saying for a long time that the vibrate function on phones was getting too strong.

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Six Wiis sold for every PS3 purchased in Japan

alan lovedog

too much money!

quite why sony felt the need to have the most powerful console - with the subesquent cost, is a mystery.

the ps1 was less powerful than the rival N64 - and yet was more succesful

the ps2 was beaten in the power stakes by the xbox - but once again dominated

the lesson is, you dont win the console war by building an expensive, powerful console.

if you take a look at the japanese software top ten it's dominated by Nintendo DS games - which presumably cost far less to create than PS3 or even Wii games - which makes you wonder if the PS3 will ever turn a profit for Sony.

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