having one's hair sent to the moon should attract a stiff "lunar littering" fine
169 posts • joined 4 Jul 2007
having one's hair sent to the moon should attract a stiff "lunar littering" fine
for the Higgs First Mate, at least, if not the Higgs Captain
nonsense. you can paddle just fine with any of those over-large smartphones, be they waterproof or not.
Lose only a fraction of a penny on each sale but make it up in the bulk! That's the way to do it
Well "orbit" is a blatant exaggeration isn't it - shed efforts like this, while commendable, are a long way from Orbital Space flight for now.
..but "Die Welt" is a rag of little more worth than your much-derided publication the "Daily Mail" in this country. OK maybe a tiiiiny bit more, maybe halfway between the mail and the Telegraph.
Ex-German speaking here, OK I'll get my coat.
and Ramsbottom is named after neither ovine males nor buttocks: it's the valley of the ramson, or wild garlic.
Used to say "Eat more shit, millions of flies can't be wrong" quite a lot. Now I can vary that to "Drink more beer"!
What about a Sinclair C5: would be about as useful chopped up as it was when new!
I bought a couple of fat old Dell Precision M4300s for my girls on Ebay ("mobile workstations").
OK so they're anything but light but they withstand a fair bit of abuse, and have high-res screens especially useful for young people with enviable near-field eyesight. Oh no no Windows 8? Well Ubuntu will have to do for them.
Cost me £40 for the pair (plus the odd spare disk battery etc)
since the password file is out there couldn't Google download it, check the passwords' validity, and email / SMS anyone whose actual password has been leaked?
Am I wrong in thinking there should be no risk with that, other than the Google staffer searching for the relevant torrent being exposed to some "23 hot women near you want to date you tonight"-style links? (*blush* )
reminds me of this old story:
humans as cheaper alternatives to robots, i.e. as highly capable collection of actuators
I do speak German and have just read up on this: It's not a done deal. The Deputy Mayor doesn't like LiMux but a lot of people on the council do:
Oh and I know there are lots of sucky groupware applications, but Outlook/Exchange is one of them.
Maybe we should all use Notes/Domino (ducks).
"Windows 8.1 with Bing"
and , err, get the machine that goes "Binnnnng"
ok I'd get my coat except it's too hot.
so there's the theme for the next SPB mission after Lohan: bring crate of beer to ISS.
Paris connection? The backronym will surely provide one.
While in general I would assert that London has absolutely nothing to recommend itself and the world would be a better place without it, I find "London Pride" beer quite tasty.
De gustibis non est dispuitandum
Peter Jackson's Tolkien films will be boring no matter what. And seeing a good film will be good almost irrespective of the technical qualites of the TV set.
> tell when a person was on holiday. Once in "away mode", the thermostat
> can then turn lights off and on to trick burglars into thinking people are inside a target house.
Unless the burgular subscribes to the underground datafeed of a haxx0r inside Nest's database, in which case a burglary will be scheduled automatically in his/her work diary.
and by the vay: ve shoult hav von in 1966, bcauze zat ball was definitely not over ze line.
invoking xtetris --qualyle made it easier, you only got squares
When I read the bit about waiting an extra second after the light turn read I thought about how I (cyclist) feel just about the most dangerous time to cross a traffic junction is when the lights just go green: you run the risk of being hit by people crossing the opposite green phase when it's already turning red (aka cherry-green), and you're in the scrum of everybody else and annoying law-abiding car drivers. I often cross in the middle of the red phase, in case it's absolutely obvious that the junction is clear. Yes it pisses off some horn-happy drivers, but more reasonable ones appreciate the fact that I'm not in their way in the junction when they're using it.
The second thing that came to mind is that I found on a recent trip in Taiwan that their red and green phases are often about 90 seconds long. That requires patience but increases throughput. They also have big displays showing a countdown of the remaining "red" seconds.
..and a 2lb bag of salt.
Really, taking a stopwatch to a promotional video?
Remember this one? www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaN1Nz1Dyls
OK it's not Apple but we don't really expect that much more honesty
just been to china... people there appear to love their phablets. Lots of people aren't actually that big and neither are their hands, but a Galaxy Note or some other huge phone is what people (affluent ones who can afford to fly to Taiwan) use.
What is funny? It's not to do with the seriousness of the subject matter, for me. I'm open to laughing about all sorts of serious or even tragic things if there is an ironic twist.
Where the funniness of the lizard thing is lost is that it's based on a misunderstanding on the technical point: You don't revoke the fingerprint!
Make a comical point about some crap policy like the bedroom tax: bring it on.
If you're driven into rent arrears and debt because you can't afford your council house any more and there is no smaller one to move into, you may be upset about it, but it doesn't take the "funny" away.
Maybe you're joking and your sense of humour eludes mine. Generally, I only understand it's a joke if it's actually funny.
It's not the fingerprint that is revoked but the cryptographic key held protected by the fingerprint.
The biometric stuidd is strictly between the owner and their S5, the Crypro key is between S5 and paypal. Simples.
Same applies to BMW, the manufactures of the Twatmobile(R)
What with it being Friday and this being The Register.. we should attempt to convert this into the universal system of Vulture Central Standards.
I cannot find a unit of mass in the standard-defining document (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/24/vulture_central_standards), so I propose the Vulture Standard grapefruit which already defines volume to be the new mass unit as well, according to yahoo answers it weighs 0.128kg in SI.
That makes the natural choice for a unit of force the weight of a grapefruit on Mars, and the energy unit (Mars-grapefruit * double-decker-bus) or Mgddb for short.
In summary, the energy stored in this phone's battery is just shy of 7000Mgddb (assuming this phone battery has 3.7V like mine)
P.S. I know the standard length unit should be linguine but it sounds much more fun to ship a bus to Mars and stand it on end for the necessary experiments!
One of the fine folks from fedora has made a COPR ("Cool Other Package Repository", seriously, a bit like PPA on ubuntu) for this
I'm going to give it a try later. Comes with the usual warnings.
The store manager gets real-time buying figures on his tablet from the tills.
The "aisle linger time" metric (presumed to be predictive of some sort of latent shopping intent) is limited to a certain class of customers only, namely the one who buys EE phone contracts and top-spec smartphones. But maybe that's good because that's means it's the segment that's open to having other useless crap flogged to them as well.
Make a "flying toaster" screensaver where the chrome toasters show ray-traced reflections of the webcam image so you can see your distorted image in each of them!
There must be a way to keep CPU and GPU load up during idle periods even in this day and age.
they failed to translate the PR blurb properly:
New fytures include an integryted multi-threaded physics engyne, procydural dyformation, an artifycial-intelligeyce system for game characters, and astonishingly impryssive vysuals.
Ecommerce sites could do even more for security:
When someone creates an account on their site it should do some automated login attempts with the same password (Twitter, facebook, ...) and, if successful, automate a post to the dimwit's social network saying "I'm a security dimwit and my password is <qwerty>".
Just as well it's the US: here in UK it would cause Nigel Farrage to hyperventilate and several of Farrage-wannabes in the Tory backbenches to have a heart attack before they found out they've read the headline wrong.
Did S Jobs have any hair? Must've been a good long while back.
Lebertransplantationsvodkaflaschenhalterin. I leave out the "frau", since spelling it without capitalisation is a Unverschämtheit.
Schönen Tag noch.
My dad claims his colleague (he worked as a grammar school teacher) read "Lolita" covered in a "Bible" dust jacket back in the 60s when travelling to school on the tram, but I'm fairly sure it was him really.
Randy Waterhouse in Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon had that on his laptop in 1999!
I remember Mathematica ran just fine on a NeXT pizza box or cube, those had similar memory and computing power to a Rpi. sure you can use lots of resources but you don't have to.
the full-zoom shot of the Hilton tower (hence the Paris angle -> ) shows that 20MP is a simple waste of storage, it's useless at that size. A _good_ 8MP camera is enough for a phone, all the Lumia 41MP trickery nonwithstanding (there it's mostly a basis for noise-reducing oversampling)
Maybe most-rendered pixels. But at some low-level hardware layer in my visual cortex there is content filter that removes that information from the input stream. I suspect I'm not the only one with that function.
Maybe they're trying to circumvent that filter with their redesign, but the hardware architecture has been honed for millions of years to adapt to new challenges quickly.
Zuck on that, bitch!
"TopGear a tad jerky": it's not a bug it's a feature, 'cause Jeremy Clarkson is a jerk.
they had to sign a document at the start, promising not to say "gee thanks I can always flog it on eBay" when they receive their wannabe-iTat as prizes.
Ok, I made that up.
Microsoft DOS and later windows paved the way for cheap commodity computer hardware, which made Linux possible. Even Windows-haters (me included) know that we have Bill to thank for that, not just for GORILLAS.BAS
I expect "fully-automatic home-brewed" beer to be at best mediocre like "automatic breadmaker" bread. Not a patch on the real crafted product (be it liquid or solid bread).
I advocate a better system: mains distruibution from your friendly round-the-corner microbrewery, taps "hot", "cold" and "beer" at the kitchen sink.
Tupperware is and always was mostly PP (Polypropylene).
SPB's experiment has had its strugges with technical mishaps too: but their budget is a smigin lower, so take heart! The deep-pocked boffins are no better!
I keep on hoping that some old mates of the Jolla team have not Elop'd from Nokia and can leak the odd private key and hardware secret so that Sailfish can run on Nokia's rather neat phones! Of course that may incur flying chairs from Redmond.
Would punters break any laws if they bought a Windows phone just to root out Windows and run other software on it?
please. I know it's strange for the British how the Germans use 'ie' where English would put 'ei', but it enhances the effect of the language-based fun to get it right.
You are wery velcome.
Disclaimer: I am a Kraut, yes.
"gift" as a verb: well it's horrible but maybe it's in your dictionary. Thank you for stating between the lines that you had to check. "gifter" and "giftee", though, that's a whole other level of ugliness. Maybe it's the fact that the patant drawing is not horribly distorted this time that made someone think that, at least, the language had better be terrible.
Some sort of statistical argument on how likely a patent is to stand up against legal scutiny, depending on how much it's actually scrutinised, which in turn depends on how stomach-turning the content is.
It's always fun to have a larf at the expense of the Norks, and it's somewhat of a Vulture tradition.
But the sentiment expressed in many of these comments and in recent media brouhaha RE: NK documentary disregards the fact that many of the actual people there aren't dumb (just like elsewhere).
There is a huge underground economy powering much of the country, feeding people (you can't just eat imaginary peaches grown on an imaginary farm) etc, and owning/operating all the latest tech kit from China within the reach of the northern border.
And the party leaders quietly accept that, too, so that people don't fall over dead in the street all the time.
You can't just promise them a bowl of kim-chee and have 500,000 soldiers turn up for a military parade, you have to give it to them as well, so you have to go to the black market to buy a few heads of cabbage and such beforehand.