* Posts by Trygve Henriksen

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Herts cops 'ate the evidence' at scene of crime, court told

Trygve Henriksen
Pint

That would have been a problem, yes...

I certainly wouldn't have bought the pizza if it had pineapple.

I love pineapple, but not after it has been mistreated as a pizza-topping.

The beer glass, because... what else goes so well with a pizza?

Q: Why pay for DNS?

Trygve Henriksen
Flame

Not a DNS problem

The REAL problem is that the internet was never designed to let 'everyone' onto it.

It was never supposed to be open.

We need a complete redesign of EVERYTHING!

From how addresses are allocated, how traffic is routed and to naming technology and conventions.

Oh, and fix email at the same time...

Sony Reader PRS-350 Pocket Edition

Trygve Henriksen

Speed?

Is it as glacially slow to open files or turn pages as the PRS-600?

(I have a PRS-500, a PRS-600 and now I'm using a Kindle. )

Kensington revamps laptop lock

Trygve Henriksen
Happy

That easy?

I've always used my 'Klum key' bought online from Hong Kong for $30 to pick those.

Assume 5seconds/lock with one of those. It's done in a moment to clean out a conference room...

Not that I'd do anything more serious than swapping the locks around to see the chaos when the meeting is over and everyone wants to hurry to catch the airplane home.

Robot teddy bears attack Alzheimer's

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Yes, but...

That is clearly a toy, while this is an 'aid', which makes them wildly different.

(At least in price... )

US navy to battle Iranian mini-ekranoplan swarms with rayguns

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What about Phalanx?

I would much rather depend on a tested system capable of shooting down cruise missiles than a Friggin lightbulb laser.

I wonder what those 'small boat sections' were...

The hull fabric of an old canoe?

And what about range?

BOFH: Robot wars

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Animated, please!

I don't care if it's stop-motion with PlayMobil, silly putty, or CGI, but please get this episode animated!

BTW: I always wondered what was the precursors to the big killing machines in the first Terminator movie...

Star Wars set for 3D rehash

Trygve Henriksen

Who cares?

Who cares about the Star Wars Menace in 3D?

What I want is the Pinchcliffe Grand Prix in 3D.

(Now THERE's a movie with proper race scenes, not some silly pods wobbling about)

Moms stand firm against antenna madness

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FAIL

Oh well...

Instead of small Cell-towers at a few strategic locations, they'll instead end up with large towers outside town.

You know, the type that can reach for miles and miles and pump out higher effects that the piddly transmitters used in urban models...

How do you copy 60m files?

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Robocopy...

It has options for 'synchronising' two folders, including file permissions.

Dump the text output into a file then search for 'ERROR', or better, pass it through FINDSTR to filter out anything but lines beginning with 'ERROR'

Sure, it bombs out om folder/filenames longer than 256 characters, but those are an abomination and the users who made them(usually by using filenames suggested by MS Office apps) really needs to be punished anyway.

Been pushing around a few million files this spring and summer...

Crash grounds RAF Eurofighters - for Battle of Britain Day!

Trygve Henriksen

MoD; don't look now, but...

The RNoAF has 15 old F-5s for sale, still weaponized. Just needs a bit of TLC to get them flying again.

(They were mothballed properly when they went out of service)

The american colonels that testflew them in 2005 said it was the best maintained F-5s they had ever seen.

Might do as a backup for the spits. ;-)

Of course, as the asking price is 'approx $10million' for the lot, they're probably disqualified by being too cheap for the MoD...

Here's a picture of one...

http://www.natotigers.org/tigerunits/detail.php?unitID=35

Surprise Automotive X Prize winners announced

Trygve Henriksen
Coat

Yeah!

2CV rules!

The first version did 80mpg.

(Don't ask me whether it was US or Imperial, though.)

And there were room enough for a man to wear his top hat.

It's sad to see that cars haven't improved more than this...

Mine's the one with the Citroën car keys in it.

Intel to keep laptops from losing cool in bed

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Through the keyboard?

Maybe they're dumping the heat through the keyboard...

'Hyperbolic map' of the internet will save it from COLLAPSE

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There's an even simpler solution...

Block YouTube and a few of the 'Free Erotic Chat' sites.

That'll lower the traffic enough that there's no problem anymore.

And if that's not enough, take out a few torrent sites and p2p networks.

Robots capable of 'deceiving humans' built by crazed boffins

Trygve Henriksen
Stop

What a load of BOLLOCKS!

The first Robot is just following orders, which is to knock down some markers, then movee in another direction. The second robot is just following it using a simple path-estimation routine.

For the first robot to 'lie' it must be willfully deceiving the other.

It's not...

That would require a real AI.

USB stick with anti-terror training found outside police station

Trygve Henriksen
Unhappy

Now, I'm wondering...

A guy finds a USB-stick with a POLICe LOGO outside a Police Station...

What does he do?

1. Take a small detour inside to hand it to someone in the reception?

2. Bring it with him to the office, where he can put it into an envelope, address it to the Police and drop it into the outgoing mail at his leisure, or...

3. Bring it to the nearest news agency...

Just wondering...

Did it occur to anyone who looked at that USB-stick that they might just be committing a crime?

Sure, the cops probably can't touch them at the moment because they'll scream 'harassment' the moment a cop comes within beating distance, but... It never hurts to be on the good side of the law...

NZ woman pays motorised tribute to A RYAN 1

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Couldn't find it either.

The closest I havefound is '10-108' "officer down/in need of assistance"

http://www1.apsu.edu/oconnort/polcodes.htm

Incidentally, I found this in the list:

11-25 Vehicle - Traffic hazzard

11-25X Female motorist need assistance

No, there's no "11-25Y Male motorist need assistance"...

US gov slaps flack for fake iTunes game reviews

Trygve Henriksen
FAIL

What a bunch of...

Haven't those PR blockheads ever heard the term 'Conflict of Interest'?

Those 'users' should NEVER have posted those reviews even if they were 'just happy with the games'.

Or if they REALLY felt they had to post a review, they should have added that they were employees of the PR firm hired to promote the game, but posting in a private capacity.

Danish rocketeers poised to reach for the skies

Trygve Henriksen
Coat

Not to worry...

The 3G thrust and upright position of the pilot will make certain to keep the stomach contents in it's place... Until the engine cuts out...

Mine's the one with the dog-eared copy of "Have Spacesuit, will travel"

Facebook login page still leaks sensitive info

Trygve Henriksen

Sure there are...

Have you tried going to Amazon and searching for "Building Secure Systems"?

You'd be amazed at the list of books to choose between.

(Some of them may actually be good, too)

Trygve Henriksen
Unhappy

Don't be daft.

An email addy may be 'public information', yes, but...

The fact that the owner of that addy also has a FaceBook page is NOT!

Prototype semi-hovership delivered to Commandos

Trygve Henriksen

Sure they did.

The hulls are almost identical. The only 'major' difference is the hinged bow section, which looks as if a blind person slapped it on, while drunk...

(I won't mention the rear ramp... Ugh... )

And if you read up on the KNM Skjold you'll see that the functional description is exactly the same; a catamaran wih a partial air-cushion trapped between the hulls.

As for transporting A1s or Chieftains...

Rip off the superstructure, the 76mm Oto Breda Super Rapid cannon, the Surface-to-surface missiles, the state-of-the-art radar and comms, build the hull out of thick steel plates instead of modern radar-absorbent materials, and you'd probably end up with that PACwhatever...

What I'm trying to say is that NOTHING on that lander is 'new' or innovative.

Not my fault that the British Navy is so far after the times...

Also, the 'standoff' these can give the mothership is imaginary.

As soon as anything like this gets close to the shore, they will be spotted and reported back to a HQ. When THAT happens, the REAL killers of the sea is let loose. Subs, MTBs.

A Landing craft has NO use on a modern battlefield before the beach-head is secure and you have air-superiority, and also have taken out command and communications. (A single man-portable missile can take it out during the unloading phase. And you have no way of stopping him unless you 'own' the area for at least a few Km around.) Want men on the beach?

Use RIBs. They're faster, have almost no radar signature, can be launched from large subs and so on. Sure, you can't bring Tanks( read: targets) on them, but a modern 'beach-head' scenario requiring tanks to keep it is doomed anyway. An A1 uses so much fuel that it could just as well be tied to a tanker truck... There's a lot of coastland that 'doesn't lend itself' to landing tanks or heavy machinery. The rest you must expect to be mined.

On the beaches that you CAN land on, the hovercraft models are much better than this hybrid as they can travel up onto the beach, so that soldiers can exit onto dry land instead of slowly wading through deep waters. (A slow soldier is a dead soldier)

Also, the Hovercraft will usually pass over buried mines on the beach without setting them off.

When the area IS secure, landing craft can be used to unload relief troops, equipment and supplies, but then you can also move the 'motherships' much closer to land without danger, so the unloading goes faster anyway.

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30Knots?

*Sigh*

If you absolutely have to nick a design somewhere else, at least have the decency to IMPROVE on it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skjold_class_patrol_boat

Google, boffins crack Rubik's Cube mystery

Trygve Henriksen

that was the 3x3x3, but...

How many moes to solve a 4x4x4 or 5x5x5?

I need to know because these are MUCH more fiddly to put together, so the usual diassembly/reassembly strategy is 'not optimum'...

How an ancient printer can spill your most intimate secrets

Trygve Henriksen

Not all.

Some printers and electric typewiters use a 'one time' ribbon, similar to the ribbons used in labelprinters and such today.

(thin plastic film with a black coating that is transferred to the paper with an electric discharge)

Of course, most of those printers could use 'fax paper' insted of normal paper just by removing the ribbon. but those prints tended to fade over time.

Trygve Henriksen

Easy to block...

This requires the words and letters to be written in sequence...

It shouldn't be too difficult to make the printer write a few characters, skip a few, write a few more, backtrack and fill in (part of?) the hole and so on.

Or, you could have it write the upper half of a line, then the bottom half on the return pass. Or maybe do an 'even/odd' dot pass?

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Oh yeah...

Nothing beats a Dot matrix printer when you're required to make a CarbonCopy, or use special multi-page forms with strikethrough.

Navy SEALs to deploy armoured dogs in A'stan

Trygve Henriksen

Agreed!

Back in my military days I was stationed near the dog handlers' offices and training grounds, and we had strict orders to:

1. Not approach the dogs under ANY circumstances, not even when the handlers are there.

2. If you come across one of the dogs that are loose, DO NOT MOVE. Yes, it will bite you... HARD! But that's nothing compared to what it'll do if you try to resist.

Also, dogs like these aren't 'retired'. That would imply them leaving the compound...

Trygve Henriksen

Contrary to belief...

The SEALS can do more than swim...

They train with the best special-forces teams around the world for all types of warfare; SBS in England for maritime, FSK in Norway for arctic/high altitude, GSG9 in Germany and so on.

The dogs they take with them are not 'figting dogs' in the traditional sense, but bomb-sniffers and other specialised activity dogs.

Oracle unleashes robo-tapeswapping monster

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Thumb Up

Yes, but...

You can't fit a couple of LTO5 tapes in a matchstick box...

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Nope...

Can't even Google them.

Got a link?

Proprietary software puts pacemaker users at risk

Trygve Henriksen
FAIL

Uncommented?

If it had 500.000 lines of commented code, or even just 500, it would be enough to FAIL IT by any serious programmer.

'It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand' is NOT the way to program.

Daily Mail promotes 'the new Betamax'

Trygve Henriksen

Eh... Extra HW?

I'm not certain if you've noticed, but...

The last generations of HD-MD units all came with USB-interfaces, and even made it possible to copy files to and from them...

(Unlike the SCSI-based unit they released yoinks ago, which required special MD-Data disks for storing files, and wouldn't let you do anything but edit track-names on MD-Music disks... Were slower than the LS120 and ZIP-drives it was trying to compete with, too... )

Where the Minidisc players really shines is in recording interviews and long 'audio sessions'(My father does volunteer work for a local Christian radio, and that sometimes entails recording long speeches... Preachers likes hearing their own voices...)

Note:

MD = 150MB(74minutes of ATRAC-3 compressed stereo music, or much, much longer if mono at lower rates... )

HD-MD = 1GB(Which is quite a bit more than an uncompressed Audio CD)

BOFH: Little ups and downs

Trygve Henriksen

Better than what I ever considered...

All I've ever wanted to do with he lifts at the office is to go to the basement and fiddle with the 'up' button, turning it upside down, and adding some red lights in the shaft(possibly together with a smoke machine) which is to activate as the elevator arrives...

US Army trials Iron Man super-trooper exoskeleton

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The use?

Unloading those lorries full of supplies...

Artillery gunners carrying heavy shells, medics carrying stretchers over 'uneven terrain'...

Did you know that special soldiers (SAS, SEAL, FSK, HJK and so on) when they' exited a chopper in 'stan often carried packs as heavy as 90Kg?

(About 30L of water as it's sometimes difficult to find good watersources up in the mountains)

With those weights you can't 'run for cover' as you exit the chopper. The best you can do is a slow waddle. And until you're well away from the LZ, you're a rather slow-moving target...

Also, with exoskeletons like these it should be much easier to clear away obstacles or improvise barricades, clearing an LZ or any of the other tasks the engineers do in the field.

BTW: Not all Plods wih guns wear leopard print thongs... Some go 'commando'...

Drive suppliers hit capacity increase difficulties

Trygve Henriksen
FAIL

Did you even READ the complete article?

When the platters gets bigger you get vibration problems.

3.5" is the practical limit with modern capacities, and they're struggling even then.

If you want good read/write speeds out of them they have to spin at ridiculous speeds...

(And the cost for 10 or 15K RPM disks is ridiculous... )

Watch bandit IDed by own mobe snap

Trygve Henriksen

Breaking news:

Old cameraphones are hitting record prices at eBay

Microsoft unveils one-stop service for reporting stolen accounts

Trygve Henriksen

How long until...

Someone breaks into the system?

And the crooks starts using it to verify which CC numbers are 'still good'?

Met lab claims 'biggest breakthrough since Watergate'

Trygve Henriksen

Yes, you're paranoid...

But imagine a terorrist, lets call him Osama Been Late or something, sends a 'new' video of himself to a local newsstation, threatening to pollute the World's stores of Jarlsberg cheese with cheag Edam from the USA?

With the ENF tampered with the Keystone Cops can say that 'hey, this is an edited video, the guy behind the threats haven't made a reliable appearance in yoinks, and is probably dead'

In fact, it's in the terrorists own interest to keep the ENF as some sort of 'Open Source Digital Fingerprint' to prove that they are alive, well, and hoping that everyone else isn't.

(And if the ENF signature matched Acapulco, Las Vegas or another nice vacation location... they're obviously very well... )

Trygve Henriksen

Nope.

They go to great pains to dampen it enough that it's inaudible.

But just think how many devices around you TRANSMIT that noise?

And not always as audible or electromagnetic noise?

Ever thought that maybe that lightbulb in the corner flickered a little?

Get a good enough recording of it and that too can be read out and matched with a signature.

And THAT will also go through a Faraday cage...

Wobbly drive array problems? This'll stiffen your rack

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Does this mean...

That playing 'Shake, Rattle & Roll' on a boombox while working in the server room is a bad idea?

Also, does this mean that having a tape library in the same rack as the disk arrays will impact performance?

Spaceship 'salad units' to farm special astro strawberries

Trygve Henriksen

By the power of GOOGLE!

You're looking for Michael Scott Rohan

http://www.philsp.com/homeville/isfac/t129.htm

Blokes spend 11 months in shed

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Eeemil!!!

Of course we all know what happens in a shed.

You sit there, carving more or less indecent wooden figures...

If you happen to have a beer(or a plank leading from a small window over to the window of another building where food and drink is stored) or a TV, well, that's just a bonus.

Beijing security know-how rules irk suppliers

Trygve Henriksen

Because...

If someone selling you boxes and they say 'sorry, but we use a proprietary encryption and no, we won't tell you anything about it', would you buy it?

Or would you rather go to the vendor pushing AES and a ridiculously long key?

After all, the 'proprietary encryption' could be a ROT13 or just XOR of the data...

(Such as found in wireless keyboards from a well-known company)

With a well-known and tested encryption we KNOW how difficult/impossible it is to break.

And knowing that a givent encryption would take a supercomputer years to break is worth more than 'no one is going to figure out how we do it'.

Especially if the crackers get hold of a copy(nicking a box and opening it, maybe?)

Microsoft FAT patent appeal upheld in Germany

Trygve Henriksen
Unhappy

Can we please bury those crappy 'long filenames' now?

The first time I heard about the implementation, I had to check the calendar to see if it was the first of April.

Before then, I thought that the way OS/2 stored extended attributes on FAT was stupid, but this?

Suddenly EVERY D@MN FILE in the root of your drive used AT LEAST two entries in the name table, and that table is limited to 512 names.

It broke every disk editing and file recovery tool on the market, and Windows itself couldn't handle it, so you always got all those strange filenames with ~1 in them in the registry or ini files.

If you're going to break backwards compatibility anyway, why the H! not do it properly?

(After all, all programs are supposed to go through the published APIs to access files, so any normal program that craps out was flawed anyway)

Back in he days of Win3.0/3.1/WfW, there was a flag that could be set in Fileman.ini, which would allow the File manager(and supposedly a few other programs) to see 'long' filenames of up to 16.3 if they were stored on a network disk which supported long filenames.

It's NOT the job of an application to decide what is a valid filename. That job belongs in the filesystem driver, something MS has never really understood.

Frankly, some days I miss the ND computer with its SINTRAN OS and 32.4 namespace.

(No user needs any longer names than that, and if they think otherwise... BZZZT )

Google: botnet takedowns fail to stem spam tide

Trygve Henriksen
Unhappy

SPAM filters must NOT bounce SPAM!

As every bl**dy SPAM message has faked sender info, it just means some poor schmuck somewhere gets bombed with hundreds or thousands of messages.

(You REALLY don't want that to happen to you... )

I make it a matter of fact to contact every business I come across who does this, and explain in no uncertain terms how bad their practice is.

(We get a few now and then... more than a few, sometimes, too... )

If the bouncer at least included the complete header of the message it received, then it might be worth looking at by someone with more than two braincells, but...

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Of course not.

As long as there's millions of completely unprotected PCs connected to the internet at any time, there's no problem in building a new botnet, or activting one that has been slowly(and stealthily) building up.

If we want to stop the tide, we need to educate PC owners, and get infected computers off the net!

just imagine, there are people who doesn't see the danger of surfing with an Admin account, and at least one big ISP in America discourages thir customers from setting up a Router/Firewall between their modem and the customer's PC.

And 99% of all home routers run with the default passwods...

We also need to have 'bulletproof hosters' thrown off the net quicker than they are now, as that at least seems to slow the deluge somewhat.

Microsoft wants pacemaker password tattoos

Trygve Henriksen
FAIL

Retina? You're kidding, right?

If a retina scanner can't reliably recognise a person the day after a 'wet evening' out with his buds, what's the chance it can read it correctly on a person in a coma?

(A lot of medical conditions will affect the eyes)

Trygve Henriksen
Joke

Wrong place...

It's obvious that the password must be tattooed somewhere else, because as we all know, changing important passwords is a pain in the ...

'Virtual sit-in' tests line between DDoS and free speech

Trygve Henriksen
FAIL

Throw him out!

'Not a DDoS' because the paricipants can be freely identified?

What a load of BOLLOCKS!

What's to stop anyone from going to public PCs and load that page, all over campus, or libraries, or...

A (D)DoS is an attack designed to cripple or completely deny access to a service.

It doesn't matter how many is in on the 'Distributed' part, or whether they can be identified or not.

It's INTENT that matters!

As for his other 'pet project', the 'Trans Border Immigration Tool'.

That sounds illegal to me...

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