* Posts by Trygve Henriksen

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BOFH: Why, I LOVE work courses. Please tell me more, o wise one!

Trygve Henriksen

Re: Well..

Google for 'Teamwork T-shirt' and get one of those where they're 'displaying' a baseball bat. Show up with one of those to the course...

Team building exercises - Can't live with them, and can't bury the instigator out in the woods...

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Moronic Time cover sets back virtual reality another 12 months

Trygve Henriksen

The only way to not be ridiculed...

when wearing them is to don a uniform...

Here in Norway the Army is testing it for use by tank drivers...

http://www.tujobs.com/news/238400-see-the-norwegian-armed-forces-driving-with-oculus-rift

Sure, they may still look silly, but... would you say that to someone driving an armored vehicle?

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Wait, what? TrueCrypt 'decrypted' by FBI to nail doc-stealing sysadmin

Trygve Henriksen

Re: id10t

Copy paste works OK as long as you use the mouse....

Typing the characters in the wrong order and using the mouse to click where the next character needs to go.

Some keyloggers 'filters out' arrow keys, delete, alt-tab... Write some characters, delete most, write some more... Alt-Tab to another app to type some decoy characters, then switch back...

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Trygve Henriksen

Re: GnuPG

And if the backdoor was introduced in an early version of GnuC? Which 'everyone' used to compile the source, even the source for the next version of GnuC...

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BOFH: My diary is MINE and mine alone, you petty HR gimps

Trygve Henriksen

The best CRT I've had was the 14" B/W VGA that came with my first PC. I don't think I've seen anything that crisp until the advent of the Kindle.

But Amber on Black is nice, too... :-)

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HP insists 'we don't have a global dress code' – while deleting one from its website

Trygve Henriksen

My favorite T-Shirt to wear to work has a picture of the devil, and the text "God is busy, can I help you?"... (Yeah, I work in IT support) Still haven't been told to get rid of it...

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BOFH: Don't go changing on Friday evenings, I don't wanna work that hard

Trygve Henriksen

Re: All of our updates are on a Friday

I don't care if I get overtime, overtime and a half, weekend bonus or whatever.

Screwups are to be rolled out on mondays!

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Attack of the IT monuments men: Museum wants your kit

Trygve Henriksen

anyone got any disks for a HP 9816 workstation?

I'd particularly love to get hold of a ROM card for it, preferably with Interactive Pascal...

Until then, it'll have to languish next to my ][, the SUN SparcStations, the SGI Indigo2, the Acorn Archimedes, my Psion collection, the Osborne, the Kaypro, a Husky Hunter or two, some Z88 machines(at least one with original packaging) a couple of Tandy TRS-80 'model T's, the Epson HX-20 and the PX-4, Amstrad NC100 and 200 (anyone got a 150 they want to sell?)...

All I need now is room and a few glass monters...

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Insurer tells hospitals: You let hackers in, we're not bailing you out

Trygve Henriksen

Re: Actuary cow dung

I use self-sealing tubes in my bicycle wheels...

But also have a hand-operated pump and a repair kit for longer trips.

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Trygve Henriksen

Re: This is the way it should be. Insurers should require insurees to maintain "due diligence"

The insurance is to pay the costs incurred by the hospital's patients because of the breach.

Breach happened, insurers pay out. Whether the insurers THEN make the hospital reimburse them depends entirely on their investigation.

Just like liability insurance on your car... You park your car in the side of someone else's car, and he gets the damage paid by your insurance company. They then decide if you caused the accident or not(odds are they'll blame both no matter what) and yeah, you suffer higher premiums, and all that...

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Oxford chaps solve problem in 1982 Sinclair Spectrum manual

Trygve Henriksen

Yeah, what the F! BEEP!

I mean, using a Pi for something the Speccy could do itself...

And frankly, why did they need so many Speccys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZnOd_f9YjQ

That's ONE Speccy playing at any time.

Not Mahlers, but still awesome...

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Citroën C4 Cactus BlueHDi: A funky urban crossover

Trygve Henriksen

Re: Cactus?

I really wish whoever downvoted me would post his issues with my post...

Also, all the problems I mentioned I have seen in real-life, just so that is clear.

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Trygve Henriksen

Is that the model where Renault reccommends removing the front bumper in order to replace the headlight bulbs?

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Trygve Henriksen

Re: Cactus?

Citroën got a lot of bad rep in the 70s, not because of bad build quality, but because of bad mechanics!

"Dunno what's so special 'bout this LHM oil. Just use regular engine oil!"

(It's OK for an emergency, but will quickly destroy the seals in the hydraulics, and will require a complete and expensivee flush as soon as possible.)

That's not counting those who topped it up with anti-freeze(on the GS that was doubly moronic as it was air-cooled), servo-steering fluid or just plainly ignored for a decade or so...

Then there were the newfangled alloys used in the cylinder walls and tops...

How many 'mechanics' destroyed the heads on the flat-four on a GS when they 'tightened up the exhaust manifolds so that it held' instead of to the specified torque settings?

One mechanic actually 'tested' the suspension of my GS by pushing down on the rear, then stating that my shocks needed to be replaced...

I started the engine and told him to try again...

How many garages had the equipment to properly test the 'shocks' anyway?

One, who claimed to be a Citrën expert (not authorized, though) wasn't aware that the airfilter in the GS was of a 'wet' variety, and usually only needed to be washed in petrol.

And I have similar tales for the CX and BX, too...

On my Berlingo I do everything myself!

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Win 95 code gaffe nearly made Stuxnet Suxnet, say infosec blokes

Trygve Henriksen

Re: Luck, or Unicode? Neither - just accurate coding to the API.

Yes, but...

On which platform does the code run?

On the already-infected machine, scanning for other victims, or on the target during the infection process?

Just curious.

(Haven't programmed directly on a Winblows platform since 3.0. )

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Sir Terry remembered: Dickens' fire, Tolkien's imagination, and the wit of Wodehouse

Trygve Henriksen

I assume you meant 'Dark side of the Sun'.

Tonight, I will brew a pot of Yorkshire Gold tea, and re-read Strata.

The Colour of Magic is a good book, and a great spoof of Fritz Leiber's work, but sadly, less of a Discworld book than Strata. (In my not so humble opinion)

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BOFH: The ONE-NINE uptime solution

Trygve Henriksen

Re: One Nine would be 90%, surely.

90% uptime is a 'one niner'... Yeah, right...

For practical use, neither 9% nor 90% is tolerable, so the scale really should start at 'Two niner'(99%)

(90% uptime means the system can be offline for over a MONTH each year... 9% means about one month uptime/year. )

Two niner is about what I'd expect for personal websites and low-traffic, special-interest forums on the net.

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Trygve Henriksen

Re: One Nine would be 90%, surely.

The 'nines' is a reference to how many '9' are in the uptime statistics.

One nine = 9%

Two Nine = 99%

Three nine = 99.9%

Does 'three nine' sound good enough?

Actually, it's slightly over 8Hours, 45Minutes downtime/Year for a 24/7 system.

A 'four niner' means slightly less than 53minutes downtime/year.

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Errant update borks Samsung 850 Pro SSDs

Trygve Henriksen

Popped open a couple of DELL Precision M6xxx, and wouldn't you know, there's a space for an additional drive.

Quite a few other 17" models also have that.

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BOFH: The Great HellDesk geek leave seek

Trygve Henriksen

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.

(The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries. Maxim 29...)

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Did NSA, GCHQ steal the secret key in YOUR phone SIM? It's LIKELY

Trygve Henriksen

So, the British Rail is in on it, too?

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BYOD is NOT the Next Biggest Thing™: Bring me Ye Olde Lappetoppe

Trygve Henriksen

Re: Uh?

Over the head?

You make certain to go to the Big BOSS first!

All company-wide IT policy should be approved by him personally.

If he says 'No' to BYOB, you can tell any wannabe asshat to go take a hike.

If he says 'Yes' you ask him for permission to take 'reasonable precautions'(and make certain that he agrees with those precautions).

In fact, there should not be a level of administration between the Big BOSS and the IT department. He is the only one who should be able to tell you yes or no to anything.

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Trygve Henriksen

Re: Secure erase....

My office-supplied phone is a JesusPhone 5(16GB)...

So I see no reason at all to even try accessing my work mail on my Samsung Pocket whatever.

Anyway.

A corporate network is bound to have security holes, but it's up to us as users and administrators to make certain that those holes are as few and far between as possible.

If someone wants to read corporate email on the phone/tablet/watch/internet-connected toaster... then it's up to us to make certain that outsiders who 'happen upon' that device doesn't get to that email...

Or the network it resides on...

That's why the 'remote erase' requirement. If someone nicks the iThingie, we want to be able to delete ANYTHING job-related. Unfortunately, it also means that private stuff goes to H!, but I can live with that...

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Trygve Henriksen

Secure erase....

We have a Wifi network dedicated to BYOD stuff like notallthatsmartphones and tablets, and 'everyone' wants to read their email on their devices...

Quite a few reconsider, though, when they have to set up security measures on the device(password protected screen saver) and agree, in writing, to us being able to remotely erase everything on it.

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$10,000 Ethernet cable promises BONKERS MP3 audio experience

Trygve Henriksen

Re: HiFi Power cords

Eh...

Power supplies in audio equipment are Switch mode, and generally operate at 20KHz or higher.

Generally, they operate by rectifying the AC, then using a 20KHz oscillator and a PowerFET(fancy transistor) to chop the rectified power up into 20KHz square wave, pushing that through a transformer, and rectifying the(lower voltage) output of the transformer.

Line noise doesn't get through that...

And the 20KHz that might get introduced into the system is inaudible anyways.

(Which is kind of the reason they use those frequencies)

And any audio equipment that doesn't have a Switch-Mode PSU wasn't worth the $4.99 you paid for it on dx or aliexpress...

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ALIEN EARTH: Red sun's habitable world spotted 470 light years away

Trygve Henriksen

Re: I am hopeful

There's some speculation as to how long a civilisation actually outputs identifiable radio signals.

Our early signals are all pretty easy to decode(plain AM or FM, or even Morse)

Add the TV signals and it gets a bit moe dificult. Not impossible, just takes a bit of trial and error as soon as they see a pattern.

Now, imagine today's digital radio, or the signal being sent to a satellite for broadcast.

Our strongest transmitters today are probably those used to talk to assorted probes in space, and they're highly directional.

How long will we even continue using Radio waves?

Maybe there's only a short (less than a 1000 year) window when civilisations use radio?

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Robox: How good could a sub-£1k 3D printer be?

Trygve Henriksen

The iBox Nano not only has a small build area, but the resolution isn't all that good, either.

(I still backed it... We'll see if it arrives in April or is hit by the usually Kickstarter Delay)

Talking about cheap...

The Peachy Printer (sub $100) resin printer is now nearly a year late...

Another interestng printer is the Overlord 'kossel style' 3D printer.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1122205541/overlord-3d-printer-multi-color-smart-stylish

This one even has a backup battery built-in.

The name should be perfect for most TheRegister readers...

It's even available in 'Black Devil' colour scheme...

(Still 8 days left of the KS)

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Hi-torque tank engines: EXTREME car hacking with The Register

Trygve Henriksen

Why not take it all out?

Like the Il Tempo Gigante...

http://www.caprino.no/pages/en/iltempo.asp

The full-sized version has a 6.7L Big Block Chevy in the front and a gas turbine in the back.

You know they've done it right, when noise polluton laws forbid you from starting the rear engine...

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Fake antivirus scams: It's a $120m business – and alleged ringleaders have just been frozen

Trygve Henriksen

Re: Finally!

I got him confused by first saying I didn't have a 'Windows key' on my keyboard, that it was a very old keyboard, then that I didn't have Internet explorer or Firefox... But that I did have another browser I could start...

Then he very slowly and painfully directed me towards Teamviewer...

And I 'sunk his battleship' by claiming that the site told me that my OS was 'not supported,' and I asked 'You are aware that I'm running OS/2, right?'

CLICK!

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BOFH: WHERE did this 'fax-enabled' printer UPGRADE come from?

Trygve Henriksen

Honestly?

He got off too lightly....

Even the Devil would consider Multifunction Printer/Mopier service contracts as 'too cruel'...

And beancounter 'deals'...

I know of such deals that have ended up costing companies the double of what they were paying, with no improvement in service. (One who used to order a pallet full of toner cartridges in one go, ended up getting them delivered as separate items... )

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BOFH: An UNHOLY MATCH forged amid the sweet smell of bullsh*t

Trygve Henriksen

Beware!

She's not a genuine BOFH!

She drinks expensive wine, not Guinness!

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BOFH: SOOO... You want to sell us some antivirus software?

Trygve Henriksen

Re: Meh....

Didn't Peter Norton sell off everything long before there was a 'Norton Antivirus'?

And I seem to remember that when Symantec introduced NAV 1.0 they set up stand at a computer show and advertised that people could come and have their diskettes scanned for free...

And that reporters from PC Plus took them up on it, and brought diskettes that really should be tored in lead-lined containers...

NAV didn't find a single virus, and when pressed, the booth-drones admitted that they were using a non-working 'pre-release' version.

I wonder how many visitors went home with virus-infected diskettes that day...

Unfortunately, we're using the current version at the office, and it can't even protect against browser hijackers...

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Trygve Henriksen

Truer words have never been spoken!

Simon, if I ever bump into you anywhre, I'll buy you a beer!

(And given the price of beer here in Norway, that means I appreciate this article A LOT!)

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BOFH: Stop your tiers – when it comes to storage, LESS is MORE

Trygve Henriksen

Re: Jaz drive

Yeah, the JAZ drives were nice.

Now, if you wanted to list any 'never had a gnat's chance' to succeed, I'd nominate the Iomega Clik!

(renamed to PocketZip after the 'Click of Death' mess of the Zip drives... Exactly how is naming another product after a borked one a good idea?)

The Sony MD-Data...

(Look! It's slower than a floppy! Also, even if you could copy a music file onto the MD-Data disc, it wouldn't actually play it. Not that it mattered. Transferring music didn't take longer with an audio cable... )

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Want a more fuel efficient car? Then redesign it – here's how

Trygve Henriksen

Re: Even newer vehicles can benefit

89 Octane?

No wonder fuel is cheaper over there... you get the dregs...

Here in Norway, 95 octane is 'normal' and 98 is 'high octane'.

They also sell 92 octane in and around Oslo. It's probably OK if all you do is sit trapped in rush-hour traffic.

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Trygve Henriksen

Re: Hypermiling

Can't blame you...

I once overtook a 911(9something anyway) with my 1999 berlingo(replaced the 1998 mentioned in another post after a cunt with a SUV but no clue wreced it in a parking lot)...

Boy does the 1.4i scream when you throw it from 5th(it was doing 60Km/h) down to 2 and flooring it.

Woke up the b@stard in the Penisextender, at least, since he overtook me on the next straight part of road(read: 5Km later. This is Norway after all)

It was worth it to take that hit on the mpg...

Yeah, I'm a bit of a bastard...

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Trygve Henriksen

Re: Home mechanics...

I had my 1998 Berlingo (1.4i) in for an engine replacement...

(My fault, sloppy maintenance)

The replacement was from a 1997...

The garage first tried to use the ECU from the 1998, then when they realised it wouldn't work with the injectors on the 1997, they tried to swap over the injectors. (No good. Different physical size)

All because they didn't want to swap out the ECU...

(The Berlingo didn't connect the ECU and BSI until 2000, when they did a big overhaul of the electronics. So no reprogramming anywhere to do this job)

On an earlier car of mine, the instrument panel had no lights after they swapped the speedo cable.

I think I prefer to do the work myself from now...

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Trygve Henriksen

Re: Lister and mirlees diesels...

I remember an anecdote a friend told me.

A buddy of his had bought a 1970s fishing boat, and was rebuilding it to live in.

The SABB (No, not the Sweedish SAAB) diesel looked as it had never been serviced, so he searched around and found plans and parts lists, then called the factory and tried to order a full service kit,(gaskets, bearings, injector, the works).

The factory spokesman refused to sell him more than a few gaskets, because "There's no way that engine needs a rebuild yet!"

(If you build an engine to be used as the sole propulsion on a boat destined for the North Atlantic, you tend to err on the side of solidity)

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JPMorgan CYBER-HEIST: 9 US financial firms snared by 'Russian hackers', says report

Trygve Henriksen

Did you also remember to block all known VPN services (Including iPredator), every bl**dy block owned by ComCast, China, Ukraine... ?

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No TKO for LTO: Tape format spawns another 2 generations, sports 120TB bigness

Trygve Henriksen

Re: success rates in restoring from tape?

Which tape formats did you try to recover from?

It sounds like DAT, MiniDV, or possibly a 40GB DLT...

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Trygve Henriksen

Re: Lowest-cost archive medium

Please, NO!

DO NOT mention DAT and backups together!

The only media worse than DAT is VHS tapes. Even 8mm tapes were better!

DAT tapes can't F! handle the all the sudden starts, stops and winding operations and will stretch the band, making it unreliable after just a few uses.

I've used them all, DAT, Mini DV, 8mm, QIC, SLR, DLT, super DLT, LTO2, LTO3, LTO4...

And probably a few I've managed to repress the memory of...

For home use today, I'd say to use multiple USB or networked HDDs, do 'full backups' and not to trust a drive older than 3 years.

I have a 'main' 4TB networked drive at home(locked in a closet together with the router), and two USB drives of the same capacity. Every month I backup the networked drive to one of the USB drives, and bring it 'offsite(drawer in my office), then I bring home the other drive to await the next 'full backup'

Any changes between the backups is copied to a USB-stick.

In the case of many changes or lots of files added(ripping a complete Dr. Who season from DVD, maybe) I do the backup as soon as the changes are done instead of waiting for the 'monthly'

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If you think 3D printing is just firing blanks, just you wait

Trygve Henriksen

Digital photography and inkjets...

While digital photography seems to have matured(I still can't take a decent picture, though... but now I can't blame the camera), inkjets are a different matter...

Sure, some of them now has ink that costs less than high-end perfume, and sure they print pretty pictures... then they start clogging...

Porn industry and 'emerging technology'...

As there are now flexible materials coming on the market, and even dedicated printerheads capable of working with silicone and similar materials... How long until you can print replicas of 'anatomical details' of actors/actresses?

'Ribbed for your pleasure'...

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BOFH: The current value of our IT ASSets? Minus eleventy-seven...

Trygve Henriksen

That fibre-attached SAN?

Was it a HP 2324fc?

If 3 drives dies, the controller handling that array goes down. And the other controller?

Instead of taking over, which HP drones told us it would do, decides to lock up in sympathy...

Try finding a serial number on it... without pulling it from the rack...

(No beancounter will EVER be allowed to touch the back of a rack I'm responsible for.)

And while I can't really blame the Brokade SANswitches on them, I'm going to anyway, since we have the models that fits in the back of HPs C7000 blade enclosures...

I feel dirty every time I log in to reconfigure them... And that's without using WinME to connect...

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Now that's FIRE WIRE: HP recalls 6 MILLION burn-risk laptop cables

Trygve Henriksen

Re: Prior Art

Actually, no...

The 5300 'HindenBook' came with either Ni-mh or Li-ion battery packs, and it was the Li-ion batteries(manufactured by Sony, who claimed that Apple screwed up in the charging circuitry) that caught fire.

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Finally, a practical use for 3D printing: Helping surgeons rehearse

Trygve Henriksen

Finally?

The BEST, PRACTICAL use of a 3D printer was demonstrated 2 years ago...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoZ2BgPVtA0&feature=youtu.be

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BOFH: We CAN do that with a Raspberry Pi, but think of the BODIES

Trygve Henriksen

Jake who?

Have anyone seen the carpet I bought last week?

That, and a roll of duct tape seems to have disappeared from my car...

Oh well, it was just a cheap IKEA carpet. No big loss.

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Tiny transforming bots: Meet these self-assembling 'thoughtful' droids

Trygve Henriksen

Assemble itself?

So...

Cars with motorized windows also 'assemble themselves' when the driver locks the door and the automatics closes the windows?

Man, who oversaw that project?

Captain Cyborg?

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Hacker crew nicks '1.2 billion passwords' – but WHERE did they all come from?

Trygve Henriksen

Re: Practical action?

you're kidding, right?

Hotmail and Google at least, have even removed the X-originator line from email headers, so it's now F! impossible to track it back to the sending PC, Open proxy or VPN service.

The only way these days, to find the spambots is to set up a dummy forum and log the IPs of new registrations.

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Why no one smells a RAT: Trojan uses YAHOO WEBMAIL to pick up instructions

Trygve Henriksen

Re: and in the real world

And how do you block webmail?

(Besides YaHell and Gmail, of course)

I have two webmail services I use regularly, and one or two that are 'not so regularly' checked.

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Facebook goes down, people dial 911

Trygve Henriksen

What kind of topping?

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