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BOFH: The current value of our IT ASSets? Minus eleventy-seven...

Trygve Henriksen

That fibre-attached SAN?

Was it a HP 2324fc?

If 3 drives dies, the controller handling that array goes down. And the other controller?

Instead of taking over, which HP drones told us it would do, decides to lock up in sympathy...

Try finding a serial number on it... without pulling it from the rack...

(No beancounter will EVER be allowed to touch the back of a rack I'm responsible for.)

And while I can't really blame the Brokade SANswitches on them, I'm going to anyway, since we have the models that fits in the back of HPs C7000 blade enclosures...

I feel dirty every time I log in to reconfigure them... And that's without using WinME to connect...

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Now that's FIRE WIRE: HP recalls 6 MILLION burn-risk laptop cables

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Re: Prior Art

Actually, no...

The 5300 'HindenBook' came with either Ni-mh or Li-ion battery packs, and it was the Li-ion batteries(manufactured by Sony, who claimed that Apple screwed up in the charging circuitry) that caught fire.

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Finally, a practical use for 3D printing: Helping surgeons rehearse

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Finally?

The BEST, PRACTICAL use of a 3D printer was demonstrated 2 years ago...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoZ2BgPVtA0&feature=youtu.be

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BOFH: We CAN do that with a Raspberry Pi, but think of the BODIES

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Jake who?

Have anyone seen the carpet I bought last week?

That, and a roll of duct tape seems to have disappeared from my car...

Oh well, it was just a cheap IKEA carpet. No big loss.

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Tiny transforming bots: Meet these self-assembling 'thoughtful' droids

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Assemble itself?

So...

Cars with motorized windows also 'assemble themselves' when the driver locks the door and the automatics closes the windows?

Man, who oversaw that project?

Captain Cyborg?

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Hacker crew nicks '1.2 billion passwords' – but WHERE did they all come from?

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Re: Practical action?

you're kidding, right?

Hotmail and Google at least, have even removed the X-originator line from email headers, so it's now F! impossible to track it back to the sending PC, Open proxy or VPN service.

The only way these days, to find the spambots is to set up a dummy forum and log the IPs of new registrations.

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Why no one smells a RAT: Trojan uses YAHOO WEBMAIL to pick up instructions

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Re: and in the real world

And how do you block webmail?

(Besides YaHell and Gmail, of course)

I have two webmail services I use regularly, and one or two that are 'not so regularly' checked.

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Facebook goes down, people dial 911

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What kind of topping?

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Bring back error correction, say Danish 'net boffins

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Re: Trevor for the win!

Sure it's security.

A NATing firewall won't resend anything that it doesn't have a translation entry to.

And only machines on the inside of the NAting firewall can set up those tables(done automatically when it accesses something on the outside. )

Which means sending a 'reply' package won't get through to a machine on the inside unless it has actually sent an initial package outward first.

It's a pretty effective filtering mechanism, really.

(Unless the attacker can sniff outgoing packets, of course)

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Trevor for the win!

Yeah, I can't understand why they threw out NAT, either.

Maybe they thought the only reason people used it was to allow more computers to use the same IP?

(Which is kind of a neat, thing, really)

But the most important reason is to hide your computers.

I want as many layers of security between my computers and the big, bad internet as is possible.

Why couldn't they just have added a couple of octets and said "jobs a done, now for a pint at the pub"

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Elite Systems promises to order ZX Spectrum revival in two weeks

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Re: Can't beat the original

Agreed!

you know, if you stand on a specific point on the righthand platform, and fire continually to the right, none of the aliens will ever hit you...

(Or was it on the lefthand platform, firing to the left? Need to dig it out and play a few games... )

It's incredible what a joystick and a couple of rubber bands could do to help your score...

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Read the proposed US ASTEROIDS Act to green-light mining IN SPAAAACE

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Re: As pointed out above

Actually...

It IS easier to survive a tsunami out to sea than on shore.

The big wave doesn't really start to form and crest until it gets close to shore.

Far out on deep water you'll only notice gentle swells.

Unless it's caused by a ginormous hunk of rock dropping at supersonic speeds into the drink close by, of course...

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The cute things they say

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Re: The customer is always...

Please tell me you have a picture of that...

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Don't touch that CABLE!

Last year, I think it was, I had a call from one of our offices. They had moved the big multifunction machine(print/copy/scan/fax) around a bit, and had managed to rip out the fax cable...

They had found a similar cable but that didn't work...

(I knew that the office had had 3 major rebuilds of the wiring in the years since it was built, and also that the first fax in that location had been a bit 'special', so the odds were that the cable had been a custom job)

I told them to NOT touch the cables, then jumped into the car and set off for a 1.5Hour trip.

Guess what I found when I arrived?

Not a single cable!

The one they had borrowed, they had of course returned, and the broken one they had tossed out somewhere.

So instead of spending 5 minutes making a copy of the old one, or just crimping on a new connector, I spent an hour digging through 2 decades of dust and grime following the cabling to the end, and replacing every custom job with standard cables.

The same with printers.

If someone calls me to tell me there's a paper jam, and that the 'paper ripped' when they tried to fix it themselves, I always tell them not to throw away the pieces. Which they do anyway...

(Luckily, they usually throw them in the closest recycling box, though, so I can find them)

Why I want the pieces?

So that I can tell if there's still paper trapped in the machine or not.

(I'd rather spend a minute with a paper jigsaw than 15 minutes with my hands inside a contraption of sharp edges, fiddly screws and god knows what, making certain the bl**dy thing won't crash again 5 minutes after I leave)

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BOFH: On the contrary, we LOVE rebranding here at the IT dept

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Re: Oh good

Did you enjoy the course?

Then it was the right one!

If it doesn't have anything to do with your current job it just means you have to be a bit more creative when he asks you what you learned...

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My IT department was first 'Data', then it became IT, IKT, and yeah... there may have been a short stint of IS in there, too.

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Re: Time to rebrand HR....

Sounds like he got everything accounted for...

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How about printing your electricity?

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Actually, I think some manufacturers of frozen pizzas have found a way to do this already as their product tastes like cardboard...

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Fat-fingered admin downs entire Joyent data center

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Re: Jheez, poor bastard. :\

Absolutely.

And the way to see who is a good sysadmin from a bad is if he admits that he screwed up or tries to blame someone else.

If he blatantly blames someone else, he's a bad one.

Taking the blame is a good one...

Successfully laying the blame on Microsoft... Well, then you have a bona-fide Guru on your hands.

;-)

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China 'in discussions' about high-speed rail lines to London, Germany – and the US

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Re: Sleeper trains to China? (and the rest of europe)

I'd rather spring for a 4 berth cabin... Probably quite a lot quieter than a 4 birth cabin...

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SpaceX wins court injunction to block US Air Force buying Russian rockets

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Re: Every time a government spokesman...

Actually, government spokesmen should be kicked in the balls before they're even allowed to speak as they're bound to say something like that anyway, and it's just as well to get it done with...

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Polymer droplets turn smartmobes into microscopes

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Re: Low quality, low applicability.

When they say "stupid accurate" do they talk about the app or the user?

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Lost treasure of Atari REVEALED

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Re: What's old is new again.

See what was done?

How they used to dump trash back then?

Or how to completely mismanage and ruin a game before even a single line of code was written?

There's a lot of examples of that already. No need to dig one up...

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Lost artworks by Andy Warhol found on 80s-era FLOPPY DISKS

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Re: Sharp PA-W1400 "Word Processor"

You didn't try to replace the drive in the Sharp, then?

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Re: Sorry Neil McAllister.

Most probably your issue wasn't sh!te floppies, but really sh!te drives...

The latter years of 3.5" drives were so unreliable that you could sometimes be amazed that they managed to hit the floor if you dropped them...

The stuff they sell as USB-based drives today?

AAAARGH!

I've started to bring 'findings' from the office home with me for analysis instead of trying to read them in the USB-based drive. (I have a 'fair collection' of 3.5" and 5.25" drives that I can trust at home. I also have Zip, Jaz, Clik! and a host of other formats, even a MD Data drive. No Bernoulli or LS120 drives, though.)

The Cryoflux was new to me, though.

hope shipping doesn't take too long...

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Forget the beach 'n' boardwalk, check out the Santa Cruz STEVE JOBS FOUNTAIN

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Re: Not that bad

It's a lot better than most 'tributes' to famous people I've seen.

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Tesla in 'Ethernet port carries data' SCANDAL

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Re: "Because ethernet and wireless are the same."

As if you need to hack their GPS for people to drive into rivers, onto and along railway tracks, narrow foot-trails along cliffs and so on...

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Homeopathic remedies contaminated with REAL medicine get recalled

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Re: No, dowsing isn't another Blah!

Frankly, I wouldn't want to do a JREF test.

First of all, this is for 'supernatural' or paranormal abilities.

Dowsing has nothing to do with the mumbo-jumbo crowd.

If it IS in fact based on geomagnetism, then it's a natural phenomena, and we just need to figure out exactly how it works. Unfortunately, there isn't a reputable scientist in the world willing to touch dowsing with an Imperial pole(much less a dowsing rod) because he'll be instantly ridiculed and lose all standing in the community.

(I'm no scientist, and frankly have no idea where to start, even if I had time to do it. Which I don't. )

Then there's the possibility that it was a fluke that I managed to find water that time.

Or maybe the dirt is the wrong type for dowsing to work, maybe a piece of quartz or a granite boulder triggers a 'false' positive.

Yeah, right... That would look good on a test.

All I'm certain of is that the man who taught me the stuff all those years ago used to drive a hydraulic digger, and he never damaged a single cable throughout his career. He even avoided old german phone cables from WWII and slightly more recent NATO cabling, neither of which are on the official maps.

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Re: No, dowsing isn't another Blah!

Hey, anon F! tard...

(I used my name. What are you afraid of?)

I have no idea what you're raving about...

I was mentioning finding water, and you're complaining about stress?

As I understand it, running water such as an underground stream will subtly distort the geomagnetic field, much the same way a conductor in a magnetic field will.

The same with metals.

And it's NOT about water that's so deep you have to drill for it. If it's deeper than you can dig in a inute or two with a shovel, I wouldn't even bother looking for it. (I'm a lazy bugger... )

How this interacts with the dowsing rods, though, I have no idea, and until I do, I'm not going to make a fool of myself on TV.

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No, dowsing isn't another Blah!

I've actually tried it, and managed to find water.

(Don't know if I could do it 'on order' though. Probably be too stressed out)

It's not electricity, though.

(or at least not just electricity)

It probably has more to do with magnetism and that cables or underground streams affects the local geomagnetic field.

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Artists install Monty Python silly walk signs in Norwegian town

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But the local politicians doesn't HAVE the power to decide what is or isn't acceptable roadsigns.

Which they knew, of course. They gave the OK to gain popularity because they knew that 'someone else' would say no later.

And yeah, we're really, really boring people.

Comes from being frozen solid in blocks of ice for months, then a slow thaw until right before it's time to find a suitable block of ice to lie down on again...

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Middle England's allotments become metric battlefield

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Re: Mixing measurements

Which maple leaf would that be?

Canadian or Norwegian....

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Re: Getting beer too weak or strong is not as bad a fault as crashing a spaceship

Not as bad?

HERETIC!

Without beer, that spaceship would probably never have existed in the first place!

Beer is the fuel for the creative genious, the backyard hacker, the honest workman...

How many inventions haven't begun with two blokes enjoying a cold one after a long days work, and one saying 'I wonder if...'

The whitehouse has a microbrewery... Just saying...

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BOFH: On the PFY's Scottish estate, no one can hear you scream...

Trygve Henriksen

The only GREEN way of handling paper is...

Not Effing use it!

In my organisation we had a big problem of users coming to a location, connecting their PC to the network to read email or browse lolcats or whatever, and of course printing the sh!t to one printer or another...

Checking WHICH printer is set as default before printing?

Why?

That tended to waste a bit of paper. Especially when they accidentally sent long documents to one of the A0 Designjet plotters...

Now we're using a system 'Papercut' combined with card readers on all larger printers.

Anything they send to the printer but doesn't actually print out within 3 days is automatically deleted.

A 10% saving is easy to achieve with this...

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BuzzGasm: 9 Incredible Things You Never Knew About PLIERS!

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Re: HP and Spanish inquisition...

You've probably never worked with HPs servers...

Trust me, they've all been designed to inflict pain on anyone who dares touch them.

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Re: Aha! But that's clearly two words! *claims internet pendant award*

You must mean 'pedant', right?

Because 'Internet loose hanging jewellery award' sounds like something awarded to people playing with glass beads and pretending they're jewellers...

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Not sure if you're STILL running Windows XP? AmIRunningXP.com to the rescue!

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Re: <XP

It tells you to sit completely still until you feel a stinging sensation in the neck and black out.

Oh, and if you think something happened to your room while you were knocked out, that's just your imagination. The Recovery Team will cut it out of your building and transplant it into a permanent exhibit in Redmond without even disturbing the dust under the bed...

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Boffins demo FIVE MICRON internal combustion engine

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First we got 3 atom thick LEDs, now an engine...

And boffins have long since been able to create similarly-scaled cogs.

So, where's the microscopic car?

Still waiting for a nanoscale airfreshener?

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Bugger the jetpack, where's my 21st-century Psion?

Trygve Henriksen

Re: Agenda Microwriter

I have one...

Completely useless for me of course as I'm left-handed...

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Yes, it's just you.

The Palms doesn't even enter the picture because the article is about handhelds you could actually write on...

On my S3a I can write pretty fast. On my S5, I can type almost as fast as on my PC keyboard...

On a Palm/Handspring/any other character-recognicion-based-lump it's a bl**dy pain to write a complete sentence.

I often write 3 - 5KB outlines on my S3a, then transfer the SSD to my MC400 to finish it.

(There's a limit of about 42KB in the WP files in SIBO, because of 64KB data segments in RAM, but that still means around 20 pages of formatted text)

Of course, I don't write just ONE document at a time, often there's two or three, and usually a custom database or two is also open, for reference info.

(You can't have more than one document of each type open on a Palm, and you need to install another DB if you want anything more than a contacts list)

Yes, I own Palms. And handsprings...

And the Geofox One(one of those built by the user group after the company went tits-up)

I have Newtons, the eMate 300, HPs, the Portfolio, even a couple of REX PDAs...

NOTHING beats a Psion S3a/c/mx in usability.

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Government-built malware running out of control, F-Secure claims

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Re: the SF novel of which this is the plot

Are you certain you don't mean Neuromancer?

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Japanese boffins build 'earring PC' for hands-free computing

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Battery?

I wonder how long the battery lasts...

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Steve Jobs statue: Ones and ohs and OH NOES – it's POINTING at us

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Re: Truly awful ...

Or they could have gone Recursive...

An oversized iPhone in a pocket, where you can se the screen, and on the screen a picture of Jobs, with an iPhone in his pocket...

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If that's the best entry...

I don't want to know how the rest looked...

Frankly, that... thing... is uglier than an Xbox...

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BOFH: He... made... you... HE made YOU a DOMAIN ADMIN?

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Re: Administrating a domain is a black art...

Have them explain to the company president why there's a hidden share on a server pointing to a folder named 'goaty fun' that no one but the 'Domain admins' have access to...

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Re: Far too close to the bone,

Doesn't Windows start nagging you for admin rights to install 'new' drivers if it detects a printer with a different serial, even if it's the same make and model?

(I networked my private printer years ago, and USB-printers 'just don't happen' at the office, so I'm not up to date on that crap)

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Administrating a domain is a black art...

But these days, the only ones who should be burned are the ones who doesn't know the art.

As a long-time admin I must ask; Do you need a slightly leaky bottle of cleaning fluid that fits nicely in a pocket in that bathrobe?

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Imprisoned Norwegian mass murderer says PlayStation 2 is 'KILLING HIM'

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Norway doesn't have the resources to attack another country?

Gosh...

I guess that all those FSK/HJK troops we sent to Afghanistan(among the first to arrive) did nothing, then?

(The FSK is ranked among the top 3 special forces in the world by many)

And the F-16s we sent to bomb Libya, who flew sorties almost constantly?

(The only other country with matching flight-hours per plane was Denmark.)

'Targets taken out at a tenth the cost'...

(compared to British missiles, at least)

No, we don't have big nuclear subs to threaten with. But our diesel-electrics are feared every time there's a big naval exercise.

One, on its way home from patrolling the mediterranean, passed undetected under the heavy blockade of the Gibraltar strait.

Occupy a country?

No. But we sure as H! can mess it up completely...

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How does the sick shit know that other prisoners have PS3?

It's not as if he can walk over and ask, since he's in solitary confinement...

And most other prisoners have promised to maim him on sight.

I only have one request of The Register, and the world press in general:

PLEASE STOP POSTING HIS RANTING!

Stop posting about him at all!

He enjoys being the focus of attention!

Also, as long as the sick bastard gets attention he'll be a martyr/idol for other such sickos.

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Chaps propose free global WiFi delivered FROM SPAAAACE

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A bit puzzled...

I didn't know that cubesats had to be based on Arduinos.

As for streaming those sites...

We are talking some serious capacity here. Probably in the 'several TB' range somewhere.

So, how exactly is a user supposed to look up a page on Wikipedia?

"I need to look up something. Can you wait a few hours until my PC has downloaded the latest version of the Wiki page?"

Seems they'll be It won't be free, either, as you'd need an SMS-capable phone or a smartphone with an app to add the stuff you want to the priority list.

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