* Posts by Mr Spock

112 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Feb 2013

It! Started! With! A! GIF!... Yahoo! Actually! Buys! Tumblr! for! $1bn!

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Re: OMG

> Mayer's GIFs demonstrate how much she completely just does not get it.

But nice to see she reads El Reg!

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OMG

Mayer's GIFs demonstrate how much she completely just does not get it.

Half of youngsters would swap PRIVACY for... cheaper insurance

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"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary cheap Car Insurance, deserve the GoCompare guy singing into their Face for all Eternity". -- Benjamin Franklin

Microsoft conceals job ad in Bing homepage

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@alexmcm

> My My, such an outpouring of smugness and bitterness

Don't worry - stick around here and you'll soon grow out of it.

India's 2020 vision: a $10 BEELION software industry

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The new colonials

And a lot of these 'new middle class' are actually foreign-born ethnic Indians who've relocated to India in order to exploit the locals. Here, one of them writes of her educated, articulate friends and her dinner parties without the slightest sense of irony.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-radio-and-tv-15520933

Microsoft: YES! You can have your desktop back again for FREE!

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Boffin

Re: Eadon = Anode = source of negativity

Isn't that the cathode?

Watch out, Nokia: Global mobile phone sales slowing

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Nokia's problems...

... are nothing to do with the global state of the market. Nokia's problems are entirely of Nokia's own making.

Or, to put it another way, it's nothing to do with the fact that people aren't buying phones; it's all to do with the fact that people aren't buying Nokia phones.

New Lumia 925: This, loyalists, is the BIG ONE you've waited for

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Damn

I first read that as 'Elop should be out later this year'.

Windows 8 'sales' barely half as good as Microsoft claims

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Re: If Windows 8 is a spork

I've never used heroin, therefore according to that 'logic' I'm not entitled to have an opinion on it.

And before you start squealing 'oh hur hur, of course Windows and heroin is a valid comparison', have a little think about the similarities on how customers are acquired and then retained.

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@Danny 5

Why are North Koreans so happy about Kim Jong-Un? Must be because he's better than Kim Jong-Il?

Logic FAIL (pending Eadon)

So long, Hotmail: Remaining users migrated to Outlook.com

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Let's be honest, Hotmail...

... the only time most of us ever looked at you was the time in the early 2000's, when you admitted that MS Exchange Server wasn't up to handling the load and replaced it, but then didn't think to hide the Apache ident on the 404 page...

Impoverished net user slams 'disgusting' quid-a-day hack

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Bloody luxury.

When I was a lad my dad lost his job at the abattoir and we had to live in empty baked bean tins.

BlackBerry CEO: Tablets will be dead in 5 years

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Facepalm

Heins...

... when your advisers said 'compete with Nokia' they didn't mean 'see if you can say things in public which are as stupid as the things Nokia's CEO says'...

Is the IT industry short on Cobolers? This could be your lucky day

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Dominic

I'm a bit put out with the repeated assumptions that we all have mortgages.

Please jazz up the next article with s/what pays your mortgage/what pays for your charlie and hookers/g

Thanks in advance.

Azure is Microsoft's billion-dollar baby – maybe

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Yeah right.

Next, they'll be claiming everything bright yellow is a Lumia, and quoting figures accordingly.

Next Xbox to be called ‘Xbox Infinity’... er... ‘Xbox’

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X-Lax

Microsoft can stick it up their...

Hey, monkey: Just 'cos your mates eat FOUL corn, YOU have to eat it too?

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If only Elop had seen this cartoon in time.

Ten Windows 8 Ultrabooks

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I wanted to write a review, but I can't - I've strained my right arm trying to use a touchscreen on a non-horizontal surface.

Nokia: OK, Q1 has been weak, but there's 'underlying' profit

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Re: @Thomas 4 Thank you for that image..............

Eadon is the Wesley Willis of El Reg...

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@AC 15:16

Absolutely. In fact it's better than that, they did it deliberately - saw the woeful figures, halved their component orders and then bleated 'Look! Our phones are so successful they've sold out and look at all these people who want them!'

I'd only disagree on one point. Elop is most clearly not ex-Microsoft...

Apple branded porno-peddling perverts by Chinese Pravda

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Chinese government sounds clueless... I bet they'll get voted out at the next election...

... oh.

Cutting CO2 too difficult? Try these 4 simple tricks instead

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Next week, Jamie Blandford on motor racing.

Dell axes IT channel middlemen, installs Windows in the factory

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Sorry - both these advertisers. Thanks for pointing that out!

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El Reg, please send this advertiser an invoice.

SWARMS of ZOMBIES unleashed on innocent bloggers

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Boffin

Re: "innocent blogger"

You make some very valid points. Thanks! I will be reading again.

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Sophos picks up axe again, 'plans to DECIMATE staff'

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Wot, no Graham Cluley quote?

Google tool lets you share data from BEYOND the GRAVE

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Facepalm

How kind of Google to let me decide what happens to my data when I'm dead.

Now how about letting me decide what happens to my data while I'm still alive?

Remember Streetmap? It's suing Google in a UK court

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Re: This is getting silly

Ah, Multimap. Bought by MS, disappeared up its own arse like MC Escher's ferret. The domain points to Bing now.

AVG: That World of Warcraft hack? RIDDLED with malware

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Re: AVG almost as bad as Norton

Heavily agree. AVG should maybe spend less time planting infomercials on El Reg and more time debloating their product so fewer people (like me) move to Avast.

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Re: Should simply say

Mists of Pandaria? It's basically Farmville and Pokemon. Meanwhile the RPG aspect of the game has been dumbed down so heavily as to be practically unplayable. Couldn't dump it quick enough.

Mozilla's Persona beta adds password-free Yahoo! logins

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No thanks...

One identity is one identity too many.

Microsoft's developer conference sells out at $2,095 per head

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I told them I'd attend for $2,500

Looks like I got undercut...

Provider of FIFA goal line tech chosen, tracks ball in space and time

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Why not kick Blatter out?

Retire him to a nursing home, where the staff won't be so sympathetic every time he pretends to be Bernie Ecclestone.

Chinese search king Baidu testing Google Glass competitor

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Great.

You'd be walking along and suddenly everything would go black, as the Chinese government censors stopped you from seeing something they didn't want you to see. Walking around Tienanmen Square would be particularly hard.

Hey app developers, here's a way to monitor your users for free!

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So...

... these people will give you software that steals your customer's data, and they will then sell this data back to you.

It's not the price of the lunch, it's the price of the key to the toilet.

China to Apple: 'Apology accepted – but watch your step'

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Seriously

I thought the original was an April Fool.

Dell directors foresee unremitting brutality in PC market

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Happy

Re: One last thing....

Bravo! +1 for the 'liquid santorum'

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Della. Yours is here.

Never forget.

Microsoft says WinPhone outselling iPhone, BlackBerry

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Re: Somehow I doubt....

> Somehow I still doubt they are in profit, I'm pretty sure they will have spent more pushing it than they have made selling it.

They have indeed. Recent stats [citation needed] show a 49% loss per handset on each Lumia sold. That's fairly horrid.

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Yeah right!

The spin gets more outrageous every time. Looking forward to hearing Tomi Ahonen on this one.

Watchdog warns UK.gov not to create 'them and us' digital divide

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Them or Us

Before we start... tell us which side Martha Lane Fox is on.

Google Glass to carry 'Made in USA' label

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How are Foxconn going to do this?

Anchor a hulk full of Chinese slave workers off Santa Catalina?

GCHQ attempts to downplay amazing plaintext password blunder

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Pay peanuts, get monkeys.

This is the same GCHQ that couldn't understand why hardcore tech gurus weren't flocking to work for them for £25,000 a year. Hardly surprising they can't employ someone with a clue about password security, then.

Movie, TV ads annoying? You ain't seen nothin' yet

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> I don't dislike this. I'm one of the handful of people who actually LIKEs ads. I don't like the disruption they cause though.

OK, maybe they should show them only in places where nobody can see them. Kind of like they want to do with political demonstrations!

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NCIS:LA

On the end credits you'll see 'Sponsored in part by Microsoft Corporation'.

This is actually precisely what Microsoft do not want. Unfortunately the product placement is so over the top, they're obliged to say it out loud.

Nokia deflates Google's video codec thought bubble

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Re: @Trevor_Pott

> They value their intellectual property much more than your trust.

Course they do. But that's not the point. The point is that Nokia don't have anything left but intellectual property. They used to be the world's biggest phone manufacturer. Not any more.

> And you're mistaken if you think that Nokia needs to be told by Microsoft that it should take measures against having its patents infringed by Google.

Course they don't. But that's not the point either. The point is that once upon a time Nokia would have had the far better option of entering into strategic partnership with Google instead. Not any more.