* Posts by M7S

1261 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Jul 2007

Tiny Brit island stranded after £10m undersea fibre plea sunk

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Black Helicopters

I know which department would pay

£10M for the chance to put a tap on lots of comms between Africa and South America?

Give those nice people in the doughnut shaped building a call.

TSA agrees to review of perv scanner radiation risks

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Coat

Are all these comments about the TSA and Administrator Pistole

just shooting from the hip?

Lego quad-copter: your ultimate drone nightmare

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Mushroom

Superior Format

You wouldn't see this in Playmobil, the North Korea of children's toys with their dodgy space program and total lack of real world application. Lego is where it's at.

I'm sure the spanners will want to chip in about Meccano.

Let the format wars begin!

US text-to-911 emergency SMS to go live by 2014

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Re: Did you know...

Some of us have moblies dedicated for emergency call outs and NEVER used for anything else so they shoud not appear on any lists and have never been consented to. I appreciate it is not quite the same thing but close. We've been getting text spammed on these for some time now. Extremely irritating if one is sleeping, or has to pull over when driving (for example) to check if we've an active job to divert to.

The Times offers subsidised Nexus 7s to get subscribers

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The Times used to sell for 10p as a promotion

It hasn't improved in line with the price

UK.gov: 'Foreign cyber reconnaissance' underway in UK

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Coat

Who do you think you are kidding....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/9719354/Dads-Army-of-cyber-security-experts-to-be-created.html

YouView: 'Public service catch-up telly should belong to us alone'

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Sphericals

Next they'll be demanding that broadcast signals carry something to stop people using their own PVRs/DVRs (or whatever the term is this week).

Global warming still stalled since 1998, WMO Doha figures show

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Well if the "deniers" are wrong in thinking that things have been stable for a decade and a bit

Then I'm really looking forward to the "warmists" blaming them for partly relying on figures from the UEA who I seem to recall are not universally regarded as the most impartial parcipants in the debate.

Harley allows Apple to use 'Lightning' brand on 'playthings'

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"is Apple thinking of making iPod docks for hogs?"

They've been available on the Honda Goldwing for a while as aftermarket alternatives to the CD changer. Now they're an option from the manufacturer directly.

Cambridge boffins fear 'Pandora's Unboxing' and RISE of the MACHINES

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We've defence in depth to protect much of the rural UK

Rubbish broadband and no mobile signal.

And hopefully nothing of practical interest to our new masters. Let's just hope they never develop a liking for "field sports".

Sandy Island does exist - on a 1908 chart

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Coat

4 8 15 16 23 42

So you've LOST an island then?

Pirate cops bust LITTLE GIRL, take her Winnie-the-Pooh laptop

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Re: demanded that to avoid prosecution he fork over €600…

Alsa no, in the UK lots pf public bodies, particularly in the NHS use gagging clauses as part of the conditions of settlement when silencing whistleblowers, despite orders from a secretary of state to cease. I'd expect there to be quite a few in other sectors, both state and private, but due to their very nature we'll never really know.

Jubcropgate: El Reg in snake-fondling nude nipslip outrage

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Joke

Re: Newspapers

It's deemed OK to have them in newspapers as these days children are not taught to read, so they won't get past page 1

Just bought an Apple product? Need support NOW? Drop an F-BOMB

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I think it was

"Free and Open Source Software"

'Rare for tech not to be involved in child abuse cases'

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Number Games

I am always suspicious of potential empire building by people who are "sure" that there is under-reporting of occurences/crimes/illegal downloads etc. It may well be true but anything beyond the reported figures would seem to be speculation and often too much emphasis is given to estimated figures of this nature.

One has to give full credit to the (probably now ex-) civil servant who, when asked how many illegal immigrants were in the UK, answered honestly by saying that s/he hadn't a clue.

LAST EVER British typewriter manufactured in Wales

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My word processor used to print using a daisy wheel

but what I'm really after is a golfball printer to connect to my PC. I know it's unoikely due to character limitations but does anyone know of any? Preferably USB or ethernet.

And some reel to reel tapes so I can make my office look like the opening credits of UFO

Freeview to be nudged down to clear 5G bands in 2018

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Unhappy

Programming - A cynic writes

I'd be willing to bet that some content providers will start to screen things with a long story arc on the multiplexes that are due to be chopped, starting a year or two before termination, in order to encourage customers to then subscribe to their expensive paid service once the number of multiplexes is reduced.

It won't work for all of us as there are other ways to get content (e.g.: I've just started my boxed set of Lost) but for the average consumer it will be an irritation and additional expense.

From a hardware point of view I do wish the ITU would make OFCOM and other national bodies sort this out so that kit, especially portable kit, will work on a reasonably global basis. It would bring down the unit cost of domestic gear and make life easier for those of us travelling with devices (such as PMR440 vs FRS radios). I've no brief for or against Apple but the recent issue with their 4G claims on the iPad in Australia would have been avoided. At the same time they should specify that standards such as DAB+, DVB-T2* etc with backwards compatibility be required in all new kit allowed. Oh and something to solve the powerline/ethernet issue as well.

*as appropriate for the device's intended use. And I think we should retain FM/LW radio as well

US paper spaceplane disintegrates at 107,000ft

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Congratulations to El Reg

on fitting the flying shark inside the cloaked shed.

Aerodynamics must have been a bitch though.

Boffins biff over ‘twisted radio’

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Coat

This will only work for certain types of radio transmission

for example: Chubby Checker, Let's twist again

Dead or Alive: You spin me right round.

El Reg mulls Forums icon portfolio shake-up

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A love heart?

There's a huge amount of negativity going on here.

Goatse.cx opens up again - as an email provider

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Thanks for the history lesson

I never dared look from work. I'd always assumed it was a rude picture that involved on or more goats.

Now I can appear to be more Trenneman than Moss when conversing with my peers.

India gets $25 Android tablet

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Will it be available in the UK at a reasonable price

along the lines of the Rasberry Pi?

Pixar names HQ after Steve Jobs

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The apple (tm) never falls far from the tree.

It's appropriate to name this building after SJ. Apple (according to other stories currently on El Reg) ignore everyone else's IP but moan about people allegedly ignoring theirs.

Didn't Pixar get told off a while back over their film featuring a certain desk lamp, having lifted the design from some scandinavian company?

BBC in secret trial to see if you care about thing you plainly don't

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Keeping old tech going

The sheer waste of FM kit would be incredible, if they bring this in then everyone should take all their kit down to the tip at the same time as the neighbours do it, just to hammer home the message. That should get the greenies upset.

Also there are too many vehicles with kit effectively bonded into the dashboard as an anti-theft measure, i.e. not using radios that just fit into a DIN socket. Even some motorcycles have this and I've tried radio rebroadcasters. They're no good in North London where Ofcom dont give a monkeys about pirate stations and other interference. Where I live we get air traffic control on the little radio in the bathroom cutting over radio 4, I complained to Ofcom and they said they only deal with effects on installations with a fixed antenna, so that's all the portables stuffed.

The standard is no longer applicable and should be changed to join the rest of the world and the buying power that gives, espeically for vehicle based OEM kits. Some better sets that would allow scheduled recording and series link would also be nice for a bit of time shifting but I appreciate that's getting off this issue.

Lastly some staff in our office in New York recently lost their homes due to a spot of rain and wind. A couple of them had emergency kits with things like a battery FM radio to receive essential information on and found them helpful. Now technology might improve so that future digital sets don't require so much power but that's a way off yet. We may think that "it wouldn't happen here" but they thought the same. Given future predicted power supply issues, as well as the risk of adverse weather I'd hate for my wind up radio to be no longer of use when I needed it in the cold and the dark.

Comet staff should be for life, not just for Christmas

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It might be that Comet's administrators also want this....

....as if they suggest to the staff that they'll only be made redundant after a date by which they'd need to have started working at Dixons, then staff have a dilemma:

-Stay at Comet, get redundancy but any positions at Dixons have likely been filled, so unemployment beckons, or

-Jump to Dixons, forego the redundancy payout (as they've resigned voluntarily), and have a new job with no protection until they've been there a couple of years or whatever the regulations are now.

Of course this is only speculation. I don't know if consultative periods affect things in any way. A canny administrator could save on some payouts which is partly their job after all.

Mystery robot-bringing UFOs sighted by Indian troops on Tibet border

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Terminator

Dr. Totenkopf is back

Calling Sky Captain! Come in Sky Captain!

That's the problem with education these days. No-one remembers the classics.

/irony

Icon, well for both the giant ones and (spolier alert) the hot asian babe.

African kids learn to read, hack Android on OLPC fondleslab

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I'm sure there are more cautionary tales such as this

http://bestsciencefictionstories.com/2008/05/22/the-first-men-by-howard-fast/

OEMs and sellers must pay refunds on software faults - OFT

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Does the term "consumer" in all this cover businesses?

If I purchase something for my small company and it doesn't work as advertised, can I go back to my supplier or is this "personal" purchases only?

The hoarder's dilemma, or 'Why can't I throw anything away?'

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As '70's DJs are in the news again, and much of this gear comes from that era

how about we revive Noel Edmons and Swap Shop.

Not necessarily, of course, in that order.

Deal or.....

Oh Dear Me, sorry everyone

Majority of humans still don't have a mobile

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Re: So

North Korea beckons perhaps?

Or the polar regions

GIANT EYEBALL PANIC ends: Oceanic peeper identified

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Why cut out the eye and not decapitate the beast?

There's no point retro-fitting the targetting system is something that's then immobile.

Sensible to mount the laser on a swordfish as when the main power source fails, if you can still direct the fish, you've a backup weapon. Or it can be used for ninja style approaches to take out enemy organic underwater sentries before letting rip with the energy weapons when the alarm is finally raised.

Swiss photographer sues Apple for pilfering her eyeball

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Three strikes law

It's a shame that there isn't something applying to companies like the 3 strikes law (Hadopi?) which IIRC applies to ISP customers in France. That's two shots now, for Apple (assuming the lady wins). One more and the entire company gets disconnected from the Internet for 6 months. That could be a laugh. Certainly it would get them to behave better.

It's like a power I think the UK Information Commissioner should have, if you don't look after data properly or process it within legal boundaries and the terms under which it was obtained from consumer etc, then your registrations is revoked and your computers (assuming it's electronic) or other appropriate filing systems should be confiscated.

LASER STRIKES against US planes on the rise

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Food for thought.

About a decade or so ago in Berkshire, when the memsahib was an eye surgeon working there, there was a spate of lasers being used to dazzle the rozzers in the street from distances of no more than a few hundred metres. They (and some of the public) would frequently come in wanting some kind of treatment but to be frank there isn't any as no damage was done. Yes, lasers are used in eye surgery and do have an effect but you really need to be close up, althought the eye does assist by automatically focussing on the light and cncentrating it on a point of the retina, which in this case does not help. The situation got to the point where all such cases were turned away at the door. Yes, doctors refused to see them. As a considered response having examined the facts. Basically you've been dazzled by a strong light, and just need to rest the eye for a bit. This is the real danger for pilots (also motorists etc), particularly at night where they might be acclimatised to darkness outside the cockpit and dimmed instrumentation inside.

Laser power has undoubtedly increased over time but there are still no documented cases where such idiocy has been the direct cause of ocular trauma. It might distract a pilot so that s/he has an accident which would probably be significant in it's own right but you could acheive the same effect with a decent searchlight.

One question the police would, however, never answer is why it was still acceptable in the circumstances for them to be firing their laser speed devices directly at the front of motor vehicles. Whilst they aim at the number plate, a slight movement of the hand would be enough to place the laser spot on the windscreen/visor of the motorist/motorcyclist. I don't know much about the frequency/visibility of their lasers but if there was dust or some factor in the transparent material that made the beam more visible, would this not be hypocritical? One trusts that greater minds than mine have considered and addressed this issue but I'd appreciate any informed comment in return.

Better pay your taxes: The world's NOT going to end this year

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There's still time for them not to have been wrong

and (genuine question) does the date given allow for the change in Western calendars from the Julian to the Gregorian dates, and suchlike? If not we could all be prematurely relieved* a dozen or so days early.

*Stop it.

Climate change threatens to SHRINK FISH AND CHIP SUPPERS

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How far up the food chain will this go?

WIll predators be affected in the same way, i.e. a reduction in size as the size of the food pyramid shrinks? If this is the case, rather than there simply being fewer of them, then those lasers are going to have to be miniarurised further.

On the upside I might finally be able to keep a laser equipped shark in the bath. That should peturb the (white, obligatory colour) cat.

Graun Aid: Don't They Know It's Christmas 2.0?

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Devil

Hypocrites

Just look up "GMG Tax Avoidance".

As the corporation avoid contributing their fair share to the UK economy, yet castigate others for so doing, I rather feel that they're not entitled to any help from us.

Google axes YouTube attack vid after Brazilian fuzz uncuff chief

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Big Brother

Brazil

Google. Is that the new Ministry of Information, or the Ministry of Information Retrieval?

Paging Mr Lowry. Sam Lowry.

Brit turns Comp Sci coursework into $100k glad-rags search biz

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Re: "Google, they're such a great company"

or perhaps she was being diplomatic, and using great in the sense of "big". Either way she seems shrewd.

Scientists: 'Castration is the key to a longer life'

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Mushroom

Do the Civil Servants in the study live longer

simply as they were cossetted in the palace whilst everyone else was out facing the dangers of the world, with increased exposure to violence, accidental injury, inclement weather, disease etc and probably having to labour hard for a living?

(Less seriously) A bit like today in fact. Other comparisons could be drawn about a civil service with no cohones but that would unfairly exclude the females now in the role who can also demonstrate aggression and other sterotypically male attributes. Relax sisters, I'm simply recognising your right to be equal.

French Skyper freed after accidentally hacking bank's phone system

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Re: What? Really?

yes, really: http://www.samizdata.net/blog/archives/008118.html

DARPA demos cyborg binoculars to spot the enemy

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Re: Planet of the Apes

We need to be careful here. Wasn't monkey's watching something (admittedly not fit for family viewing) continuously the cause of Rage in 28 Days...?

Ten backpacks for tech-heads

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Re: What about us bikers?

Water resistant is not the same as rain proof. Technically a sheet of newspaper or a piece of old dishcloth is water resistant. It might only resist for a fraction of a second before succumbing, but it does resist (albeit resistance is in this case futile). It is a meaningless term and should be confined to the marketing bin along with "up to" in broadband offers and suchlike. Buyers of watches etc should be especailly aware if they're thinking of diving. Mind you that's not to say it wont work, I had a cheap water resistant watch that was fine down to over 30m repeatedly. Just that there's no comeback on the vendor if it only performs as described. Caveat emptor.

NASA working on faster-than-light drive capable of WARP TEN

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What is this warp 10 of which you speak?

Could we have that translated into UK sci-fi units please? For those of us brought up on the first couple of series of Blake's 7 it would probably need to be "standard by [integer]"

Confirm.

Viviane Reding says imitate US and form FEDERAL EUROPE

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Would this plan make the UK the Hawaii of a United States of Europe?

Rocky Island, off to the left a bit (as you look at the map).

Where would they film our equivalent of Lost?

London cops order Julian Assange to turn himself in

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Re: What Julian Needs...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dikko_Affair

Renewables good for 80 per cent of US demand by 2050

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A question on renewables relating to the UK

I know that this doesn't relate to the article directly. There's mention in comments above about pumped/stored hydro.

If we actually had the drought predicted (sore joke I know at the moment for some) and for which I am at least still subject to hosepipe restrictions as my local water company uses water lower down than the surface, then would our ability to use stored hydro not literally evaporate?

One court order could gag EVERY ISP in Denmark

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Re: But on the other hand...

Is that actually what you meant to say?

You compare illegal downloading to driving at the legal speed limit.

You then say that despite possible social approval, it's no less illegal.

Something is unclear, or perhaps you meant to say driving at 70 in a 50 zone, for example.

Apple desperate to prevent nightmare scenario of iPad in Iranian hands

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Re: Bigger picture

"No one is going to build a supercomputer to simulate nuclear explosions using a bank of iPads"

Well I dont expect that Sony saw this one coming either when they unleashed their games console on the world:

http://phys.org/news/2010-12-air-playstation-3s-supercomputer.html

which contains the quote "About the 33rd largest supercomputer in the world right now is the US Air Force Research Laboratory's (AFRL) newest system, which has a core made of 1,760 Sony PlayStation 3 <snip> making it the fastest interactive computer in the entire US Defense Department. "

And the article is only about a year and a half old. Who knows what devilment the fondleslab could unleash on the world if clustered in a similar way.

EU boffins ponder robot copters that carry people but no pilots

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Facepalm

GPS locators in children's school bags.

Great, so I can find my child's bag when he's left it behind. At least the bag will never be run over

How will it work when a child is on the way to/from the sports field (no schoolbooks required)

or on holiday

or it's a weekend

or it's in the car whilst they child helps a parent shopping after school

or is at a club/society/activity? (Its not only the under 10's who get run over)

Microsoft takes on tablets with keyboard-equipped Surface

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Coat

Surface

As in: come up for (an) Air?

(Just trying to cheer up the fanbois)