* Posts by M7S

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Sony looks at unpopular Google Glass, shouts 'ME TOO!'

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Big Brother

No video camera. really?

The housing on the right hand side looks suspiciously like it has an appropriate lens.

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Assange's WikiLeaks: Give generously this Xmas – for STATUE of our DEAR LEADER

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Alien

Look away now.....

It's an elaborate escape plan.

They're not statues, they're just quantum locked.

Don't blink

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Wasn't it all supposed to be so different by now, Meg?

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How not to give your sales staff a boost

"the opportunity to create an IT infrastructure for each company that isn’t based on our legacy IT systems"

This would be the same quality kit (and I'm talking enterprise grade stuff here) they had/have us customers spend so much money on buying and supporting then would it?

OK, lesson learned.

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Megaupload overlord Kim Dotcom: The US HAS RADICALISED ME!

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Hollywood has a thing about German villains

or ones with a British accent

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Two driverless cars stuffed with passengers are ABOUT TO CRASH - who should take the hit?

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Re: "the blame would probably resolve down to the last command screamed out by a human"

"F*CK!!" ?

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Beware Brit cops bearing battering rams. Four nabbed over Trojan claims

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Well at least they're trying

They've limited resources, and according to the newspapers today police forces may face a 20% cut in future budgets/manpower.

Whilst there is an argument that the vast amounts of money reportedly spent on spying on us all could be better spent, perhaps on preventing cybercrime, that's not an issue that can be affected by individual police forces, nor the national bodies such as the NCA, and certainly not the officers and staff working at this sort of level.

Perhaps a little more moral support from the IT "community" (sorry, a dreadful term but I cannot at present think of one better) would be appropriate. Someone somewhere has hopefully not had their computer hijacked today as a result of the disruption caused to these (alleged) villains, in the same way as I or my loved ones might not be mugged tonight if the beat patrol has raided the house of a known mugger this afternoon.

I'm never going to know about that, and the system isn't perfect, but for the time being it is what we've got.

Perhaps we as an industry should devise better OS that ordinary users dont need a degree level education to configure properly to reduce the risks of such crime in the first place in the same way as as we dont expect to be mechanical engineers to use a normal car safely.

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Renewable energy 'simply WON'T WORK': Top Google engineers

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Problem: Not enought power from renewables to sustain the demands of the population

Solution:

http://lyrics.wikia.com/Gilbert_And_Sullivan:As_Some_Day_It_May_Happen and variations thereon

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London police chief: City bankers, prepare for a terrorist cyber attack. Again

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"push back and take action now before it happens"

Is this what Terry Pratchet described in one of the Johnny Maxwell books as "getting your retaliation in first"?

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US Marshals commit DIRTBOX INTRUSION on Americans, says report

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"What is done on US soil is completely legal"

And if the devices are only switched on once the craft are airborne, then there's no deviation from that statement. I can't see any spokesperson having difficulty keeping a straight face with that one, it might even work in a court of law!

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Bible THUMP: Good Book beats Darwin to most influential tome title

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Getting back to "What books do you think should be on the list"

Anything by David Gemmel*, and some by Terry Pratchet if you're after guidance on how to live. In some cases by laughing at the mistakes of others

*"Do not complain of life's unfairness. It is never fair - at best it is impartial"

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Brussels' transport chief demands a single European sky to end 'air traffic gridlock'

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Re: "This is not a challenge to European diversity or the sovereignty of any country"

Apologies if I was not clear.

Currently as I understand it, each country controls aircraft in its own airspace. If a plane fails to respond, the military of that country can be called on by the local ATC to investigate as in the article I referenced. They'll know who to contact and how to do so quickly.

If the control is centralised, then unless there is some pan-European air force on call, a controller in whatever node is in charge (lets say for example that a centre in Italy had for some reason got responsibility for Europe for that shift/day/week/whatever, perhaps if the Northern Node is undergoing some technical issue) seeing a problem such as that described in the article has got to work out which nation to contact to scramble their aircraft, and then perhaps (in the case of a large country) which region/airbase/whatever to direct the call to. I am sure they'll have procedures but its all adding time to the response.

A busy controller might go a bit "meh" if dealing with an errant aircraft in some far away place of which they perosnally care little, becoming in effect a call centre. If I may draw an analogy, fine for controlling your AA breakdown response (within reason), not fine for sending you a fire engine when your abode is going all Piper Alpha on you.

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Re: "This is not a challenge to European diversity or the sovereignty of any country"

@AC "This only concerns civilian traffic (CAT and GA) under the provisions of the Chicago Convention (1948). State and military aviation is an entirely separate matter."

The trouble is these things can very rapidly become a military matter when (as for example a couple of weeks ago) that large Antonov suddely stops responding to ATC radio. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29823148 and I'd be wary of beleiving that every node which might at some stage be responsible for our airspace under this plan will know exactly who to callon the hurry-up.

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Israeli ex-spies want to help you defend your CAR from cybercrooks

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Cue "let them try and hack my Series 3 Landrover" comments

Yes. I have one.

But I also have (and expect in future to have) a modern car.

Maybe we should look at changing manufacturer perceptions regarding security in ALL areas where IT is becoming an issue. TVs, Fridges, electricity meters, home security systems etc etc

Whilst generally legislation applied to tech tends, even if done with the best of intentions, to fail as laws stagnate and tech (usually) doesn't, this might be one area where some broad principles could perhaps be laid down, with manufacturers being subject to penalties if they dont secure things so that joe bloggs buying on the street doesnt have to be an IT expert.

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RUMPY PUMPY: Bone says humans BONED Neanderthals 50,000 years B.C.

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Re: The Neanderthal must have been really drunk... - Paedo Alert!!!!

"the Neandertals were attracted to Cro-Magnons/Early Modern Humans because the details of the latter's physiology, such as lack of a heavy brow ridge, made them look like a Neandertal child"

Detectives will be along shortly to seize assorted cave walls for evidence of making indecent psuedo-images of children.

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Apple, GT in SECRET SAPPHIRE peaceable parting PACT

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If shareholders might never know the true reason....

Investors will usually weigh up risks before purchasing shares in anything. This goes from the large pension funds to the individual buying shares or even putting some money towards a kickstarter project.

If things go wrong, then whilst you might not get your money back (such is the nature of speculation) you should at least be able to find out why and lessons might be learned for next time. There's a lack of transparancy and accountability in this kind of arrangement that will dent the confidence of the market and thus make investment in future projects more difficult for people to obtain. If the law permits this kind of arrangement, then the law needs to be revised.

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SDI wars: WTF is software defined infrastructure?

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SDI - Suddenly I'm reminded of Ronald Reagan

And the various shades of Armgeddon anticipated in the 80's that meant HMG thought it would never have to make good on the state and public sector pension schemes.

Thanks for that. just in time for the weekend.

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Finnish PM: Apple has DESTROYED FINLAND

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"The Finnish language is difficult, especially if you are trying to make yourself sound sexy"

Was the sound of fur clad Finnish females trying to attract a mate on a saturday night out the inspiration for Rovio's big hit then?

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€2 BILLION: Steelie Neelie wants US to pay for her Big Data splurge

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100,000 new data-related jobs

Is that the estimate for all the government staff and commerical contractors acting on their behalf who will be sifting our browsing habits, comms traffic, social media postings etc in order to "protect the public from [latest thing]"?

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White LED lies: It's great, but Nobel physics prize-winning great?

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Blue LEDs - The real world thanks the boffins.

They're certainly much better at getting people to notice the response vehicles I'm involved with than the old incandescent rotators or gas-discharge strobes, so there's a saving, although in a very different sense than in other comments.

There is some anecdotal evidence that when driving in a severe blizzard, the lack of heat from the lamp means that the lightbar doesn't "self clear", and I'm very much against dazzling other drivers with the high level spots, particularly at night, which could help with this, but overall I'm very pleased as are many of my colleagues.

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Red Bull does NOT give you wings, $13.5m lawsuit says so

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Wrong result

It should have been explained to the claimants that Red Bull does indeed give you wings, invisible ones that pop out should you leap from the top of a canyon with no other means of slowing your descent.

But only in an untraceable email.

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Australia mandates* cloud use by government agencies

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Its a common UK/Aus cultural link: Kate Bush saw it all coming decades ago

Lines from "Cloudbursting" illustrate both the initial uninformed enthusiasm of cloud evangelists:

"Ooh, I just know that something good is going to happen.

And I don't know when,

But just saying it could even make it happen"

and the by product for those of us using it in everyday life

"You looked too small

In their big, black car,

To be a threat to the men in power.

<snip>

I can't hide you

From the government."

I realise now they've probably also been listening to "Experiment IV"

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Revealed: Malware that forces weak ATMs to spit out 'ALL THE CASH'

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Simple three letter code used to empty ATMs in parts of the UK

JCB

usually also only used at night, but I'm not sure it is restricted to Sunday and Monday.

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Apple's iPhone 6 can REVERSE BALDNESS (and cause it, too)

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Automatic patent protection mechanism.

It removes an obvious rounded corner.

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'In... 15 feet... you will be HIT BY A TRAIN' Google patents the SPLAT-NAV

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The '70's called and would like their peril sensitive sunglasses back.

Vogon poetry in motion.

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New UK.gov DATA SLURPING diplomat to push US telcos to share more subscriber info

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Switzerland

I understand that they have some pretty strong and well observed data protection laws there. It would be enlightening to see the effect, if any "diplomacy" has in that jurisdiction.

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'Speargun' program is fantasy, says cable operator

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USS Jimmy Carter

Just sayin'.....

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Hackers-for-hire raided 300 banks, corporates for TWELVE YEARS

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Did they by any chance have red hair?

As I seem to remember this being a feature of House Harkonnen

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0008386/quotes

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Radio hams can encrypt, in emergencies, says Ofcom

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Re: Anything goes?

Not every blue light service can afford TETRA/Airwave. The billing system is that they take the heaviest usage on any day of the billing period (usually a month) and then apply that for every day of that month. If you're a small service, or one doing mostly "events" such as St. John, Red Cross or any number of the other voluntary/privates, this is unaffordable, leaving aside the issues such as management of talkgroups, security of the handsets and cost (a typical large football stadium will require over a dozen handsets for first aid teams alone, many come in at over £1,000 each). For operators far away from base stations (lifeboats, mountain rescue, cave rescue etc) its even less of a viable option.

There are also resilience and capacity issues with TETRA, I've been on operations with a major statutory service where it has simply failed for hours at a time in a major metropolis with no "disaster" issues such as enviornment or power issues for events that occur every year.

There is a privacy issue with the use of open VHF, sometimes in the normal course of events patient details have to be transmitted from a control to a vehicle (or similar) and this has always caused some concerns. In the event of a major incident, the press are likely to be swarming around more than normal and it might be nice for a relative not to get their first notification that the nearest and dearest have snuffed it from twitter or being doorstepped by some reporter with a scanner. In such circumstances I would think encryption the lesser of two evils, although I realise that any commonality for inter-operation might then lead to the means to defeat this being publicly available....

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Scottish independence: Will it really TEAR the HEART from IT firms?

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Data Protection

If Scotland votes yes, and doesn't get EU membership straight away, Data Protection would presumably be an issue for a bit. I'm not particularly impressed with safe harbour arrangements already enacted elsewhere... This might rather scupper much of the operational side still being based in Scotland for rUK business.

And then there's the question of "what if they rob all your money" as presumably a new extradition treaty will be needed and if the follow the line of some countries "we'll never extradite our citizens" then all sorts of shenanigans could be perpetrated with impunity

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You are here => Earth is in 'the suburbs' of an IMMENSE HEAVEN

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Really dilute

Does this make Earth/humankind some kind of galactic homeopathy and if so, what are we the treatment for?

Additional musing for Friday: If so, homeopathic practitioners might be the ultimate genocidal warmongers, on the basis that the less of us there are left, the more effective we are.

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US judge: YES, cops or feds so can slurp an ENTIRE Gmail account

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Re: What's the problem?

Actually, I believe that can be the case particularly in houses of shared/multiple occupancy. I think if (UK) police exercise the powers of search available immediately after arrest they can only go into common occupancy areas or those exclusive to the accused. The bedroom(s) etc belonging to other residents are supposed to be off limits.

I would expect that the same should be the case for any warrant issued for a "raid" but that might rely on the court being told of any such circumstances.

I'd be interested to learn of any misunderstanding of the current law I might have.

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Cave pits, ideal for human bases, FOUND ON MOON

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Mind the Exogorth

It might have other ideas.

(And I'm not that sad, I had to look up the name)

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HP CEO Meg Whitman dons TRIPLE CROWN of POWER

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still, with all that power she'll have a certain amount of....

.....Autonomy

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Seagate chances ARM with NAS boxes for the SOHO crowd

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"designed to perform well in /snip/ multi-dimensional environments"

Clearly I'm missing something. Whilst I am sure (and as mentioned in comments above) there are plenty of devices that don't work well in multidimensional environments (as in the four that it is generally accepted we live and work in day to day), has anyone challenged the marketing droids about what this actually means?

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Elon Musk GIVES UP ON SEX: He'll make do with a 'cheap' Tesla III instead

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We should show Ford the absurdity of its ways on this matter

Perhaps Jaguar, having actually sold the Mk. 2 (amongst others) might be persuaded to sue any American car maker that ever refines a model and tries to retain a normal numbering system.

In fact didn't they use the letter E some decades ago for an iconic car?

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UN to Five Eyes nations: Your mass surveillance is breaking the law

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Re: Dangerous precedent

Here's one: Saddam Hussein terrorised and slaughtered significant elements of his population. I believe he gassed around five thousand Kurds at some time.

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Google Nest, ARM, Samsung pull out Thread to strangle ZigBee

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Powering thermostats (and other stuff) in Europe

How much of a "have to" is that these have to be either mains or battery powered? Is this something to do with electrical safety standards, building regulations or just the fact that manufacturers don't offer mainstream alternatives?

I ask simply as I'd thought of wiring the house with a secondary 12v dc supply in future to effectively UPS my alarm and a few other things (backup lighting etc) and it would be nice if I could power other bits like home automation from this kind of supply.

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Will GCHQ furtle this El Reg readers' poll? Team Snowden suggests: Yes

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Manipulating online polls.....

And some political parties want us to be able to vote in general elections by SMS.

Of course I'm only concerned that the capability might be found in/escape to the wild sometime and be used by someone nefarious....

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'The writing is TOO SMALL': MPs row over Parliamentary move to Office 365

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Re: Really?

What do you expect? One MP (read: standard user) informing another MP (ditto) about an IT system.

For most of us, whilst it is hardly the way we'd wish IT decisions to be made, it reflects reality in many workplaces. I frequently get "I've read you can get software to do this for free on the internet" either from a user with a new pet idea or as a rebuttal from finance/the MD when I want to do something properly. It's depressing.

It is a shame there wasn't an IT bod there who could have clued them up on the legal and technical aspects around this idea, let alone the security risks of running the government on a system where the data governance is openly overseas. Perhaps they're thinking that as the system will be hacked to death by people (those we pay, or those we share everyting with) with really good skills in that field, what's the point in spending on ineffective security. They might actually have a point......

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UK gov rushes through emergency law on data retention

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"This bill will simply replicate what currently exists"

So its a duplication then? If so, why bother?

Mind you, given HMG's drive to cut duplication and superfluous red tape, perhaps we can look foward to the same bill repealing all the preivous mish-mash of regulations, so that everything is nice and clear. Then again....

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Daddy, what will you do in the new security wars?

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In the home arena...

The biggest single improvement would probably be a simple explanation for the non technical user included with every new PC or in the OS setup (and I've never seen this in either, although I don't buy many PCs) explaining the following:

Administrator lever accounts should only be used for setup and software installation.

Have two, a main and a backup just in case you lock one and need to reset the password.

User accounts should be used for everything else; your email, shopping, watching videos and surfing the internet. Have one for each user, so that you can keep your emails and surprise purchases for your loved ones private.

If you run things as an administrator and your kids get on the computer, all the viruses they come across on dodgy websites or are emailed will run as if "authorised by the administrator" and you will have problems, just as if you gave them the pin to your ATM/Debit card.

All accounts should have a password, if only to prevent the kids reading your emails, but it also helps protect against other unwanted problems as well.

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France frostily foists flat fizz fear on ICANN's .wine plans

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To placate the Frenchies, why not give them tld with English spelling, free

perhaps with an h inserted as the second letter.

Icon, in the spirit of the TV adverts that Rik Mayall did not long ago

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Firefighters deliver trapped student from GIANT GERMAN LADYPARTS

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I see the Germans responded by sending a snatch squad

(sorry)

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Google spaffs $50 MILLION on 'get girls coding' campaign

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Has this campaign released an inspirational video?

like that one the EU did for getting girls into science....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g032MPrSjFA if you'd forgotten

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That's no plane wreck, that's a Google Wi-Fi balloon

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Google Balloon Recovery Officer

An uplifting job?

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LOHAN in FIGHT to DEATH with brace of cantankerous canards

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Re: Phew!

Me too, that or it had been affected by Mal(lard)ware....

OK, Ok, I'm ducking off now. Maybe I'll go and play a game of Qua(c)ke

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Apple files patent for camera lens controlled by 'artificial muscle'

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Mecah

IIRC artificial muscle was used (rather than hydraulics etc) as the motive force for Battlemechs in the books/game of the same name.

Here's hoping it becomes cheaper. Sheds await its availability.....

(but no iRobot, please)

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Today's get-rich-quick scheme: Build your own bank

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Re: Where's the cash again?

I advanced my arguement as the author of the article frequently referred to cash (as in taking people's deposits of wage packets*), defined elsewhere (dictionary.com) in the first place as "money in the form of coins or banknotes, especially that issued by a government" and something I use regularly in local shops, parking meters etc.

If there is no cash in the traditional sense, and all you've got is the "internet banking" part of a relatively normal current account, then I agree my argument falls. In this case the terminology used in the article/proposition needs to be clearer, and somehow I think "place your corresponding bank's accounting entries with us" might make it seem less attractive, even though this is the truth of how much retail banking actually works.

*yes, some people still get these in cash, every week, in a little envelope. Not everyone passes KYC or is credit worthy enough for an account, even the "basic bank account" offered by the main retail banks that is a backstop for those on the breadline.

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