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* Posts by SeymourHolz

28 posts • joined 16 Feb 2013

We're not talking, so PAH: Violin Memory's big dogs blank sacked CEO

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violin memory, "industry-wide significance" ?

Was someone at El Reg hitting grandma's sherry a little early this morning?

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Europe MPs: Time to change our data-sharing policy with US firms

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Ban dragnet surveillance data for use in domestic law enforcement

The compelling reason for dragnet surveillance is that it is a necessary tool against attacks from terrorists and rogue states. Fair enough, allow it to continue, stop any attacks when possible, but prohibit the use of any dragnet collection in domestic law enforcement actions. It is not admissible as evidence, either for prosecution or even for a criminal warrant. Make dragnet surveillance data 'legally poisonous' to domestic LEO, and most of the associated civil liberties problems vanish.

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Pure poaches NetApp preacher

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Re: A lot of movers

there are two people in the world that would refer to Mr Stewart as "a big name"; Mr Stewart's mom, and you.

i am not convinced they are not the same person.

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Those vendor blog sods fog the cogs. Wish they'd slog for user bods

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>> If you work in marketing or social and you see something written that you don’t like, the first reaction should not be to try and get that person "on-message"...

Well-intentioned advice, but perhaps impossible for large vendors to actually implement.

When a company exceeds about ~3000 people, it becomes a bureaucracy. When companies are small, they are similar to tribes, where cooperative behaviors clearly advance both selfish and collective interests. Bureaucracies are fundamentally different; conformity trumps results. Ceremony trumps outcomes. The contrast is nearly as sharp as the contrast between centrally-planned state economies and decentralized laissez-faire state economies. The latter is vigorous, progressive and chaotic, while the former is lethargic, stagnant and predictable.

Start-ups are perennially successful a penetrating all markets, even ones with very high barriers to entry, specifically because of this problem in scaling human organizations.

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Apple iOS 7 remote wipe: Can it defeat the evil scrumper scourge?

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great idea

until you realize how buggy both software and human procedures are, and there will be phones getting wiped for no reason

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It's Grand Theft Auto 5 day: Any of you kids remember GTA the First?

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Re: No PC Version...

You are living in the past. The Great PC Gaming Era is over. Get a PS3.

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In MASSIVE surprise, world+dog discovers Nokia checked out Android

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because one guy at NYT who wrote one article equates to "world+dog"

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City of Munich throws Ubuntu lifeline to Windows XP holdouts

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none of those people use WinXP because of Microsoft "support"

none of them care that the support is going away

even though that really really bothers the El Reg staff

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Fancy some BEER ON TOAST? Italy invents spreadable booze

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....only toe pieces of toost...

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Intel ships high-powered C++ compiler for native Android apps

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But wait, there's more!

As an added benefit, all generated binaries are guaranteed to be Patriot Act compliant.

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ISPs scramble to explain mouse-sniffing tool

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Mouse movements are somewhat like handwriting; everyone expresses uniquely, and algorithms can be 'trained' to recognize noisy samples. When the husband logs into a service using the wife's credentials, the mouse 'telemetry' data can be used to detect the difference via statistical inference.

This sort of thing is handy for all sorts of situations.

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WTF is... backend-as-a-service?

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Miley Cyrus did a backend-as-a-service advertisement on the video music awards last night.

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Samsung Mega 6.3: Enter the PHONDLESLAB

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On the bright side, you will now always have your cafeteria tray with you.

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Study finds online commentards easily duped, manipulated

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I love the writing at El Reg

I wish the newshounds in Murica were like you guys. This study is being reported via multiple outlets, but the others are cringeworthy dullards by comparison. And it is like this pretty much all the time.

I don't always agree with El Reg, but I always enjoy the read.

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Win XP alive and kicking despite 2014 kill switch (Don't ask about Win 8)

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Funny how El Reg keeps flogging Microsoft Security Updates for XP, even tho the evidence clearly shows virtually everyone else considers that an irrelevant data point.

Give it up, El Reg, it's not going to happen.

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Canadian regulators welcome US Bitcoin refugees with open arms

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Only temporary....

The Canadians are smarter than the Americans, they are choosing to *observe* the development of virtual currency initiatives before they clamp on regulatory controls. Even though virtual currency is an intolerable competitor to fiat currency systems, it is not clear how they can be killed, let alone how best to kill them. There are too many unknowns, to start driving anything underground.

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Object Storage: A solution in search of a problem?

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The problem with "object storage" offerings is that they are all based on slow and bloated subroutine libraries intermediating data access, reducing performance to a crawl. Nobody wants that.

They are also based on opaque proprietary standards that transforms an otherwise-normal data storage system into a data prison you can never leave (or backup). No one needs that either.

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Cloud storage & legacy storage supplier vertical disintegration

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Bleh, more Cloud UberHype, this read more like a paid advertisement than an objective piece.

Please start reading the Terms of Service for these cloud services, instead of just pimping them, and you'll find that there are some substantial problems actually worth writing about.

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The software industry: So efficient, we invented shelfware

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shelfware is the fault of the buyer alone

It is not the fork's fault you are fat.

It is not the seller's fault you failed to use the software.

If you bought something you really did not need, then you are an idiot.

If you bought a tool you actually need yet you plod along as if you did not have it, you are still an idiot.

Tis a poor craftsmen that blames his tawdry kitsch on the tool seller.

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Desultory figures from Intel as Otellini makes his last call

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In-artful wording, perhaps, but not far-fetched.

* How does getting rid of older kit reduce capital expenditure except through accounting wizardry

Shutting down an N-1 production line is the shutdown of a *program*, not merely de-commissioning as-deployed assets. That program had a budget which programmed replacement activity, not simply maintenance, and the early termination of the program early returned capital budget allocations as part of the savings. No 'wizardry', just very ordinary consequences of similarly ordinary operations changes. Put the pitchforks down, lads.

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Oracle embraces NetApp and Cisco's FlexPod

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3rd paragraph catastrophe

Para #3 might be one of the worst thumb-fingered messes ever published by The Register.

Maybe I'm spoiled, I normally think El Reg has good writing, whether or not I happen to agree on a point.

There's useful business and technology criticism of either FlexPod or NetApp, but honestly, what the heck WAS THAT?!?

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Gov report: Actually, evil City traders DIDN'T cause the banking crash

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BBC announcing new sit-com this fall

Bankers Behaving Badly

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Why do they even call it a backup appliance? Just call it an EMC

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Leading a dead-end maybe

People do not want to write tapes anymore because (a) they cannot write them fast enough because they are drowning in file-level metadata, and (b) they are only used for data-burial, there is no useful thing that be done with them after that.

Data Domain is an electric casket; your data is still dead, but now you have to keep it plugged-in, too.

If you are going to bury your data, use /dev/null, it is a lot cheaper.

Yes, there are people dumb enough to buy electric caskets, but that still doesn't make it sensible.

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Boffins probe into moons – and associated rings – 'beyond snow line'

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...but when will they explain...

...the rings around Uranus?

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Schmidt calls China's attempts to take over internet 'egregious'

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Ironic....

Kind of a ironic to hear the Chief Patriot Act Enforcer whingeing about bad governments spoiling the internet.

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1 in 7 WinXP-using biz bods DON'T KNOW Microsoft is pulling the plug

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Who needs Microsoft Support for XP anyway?

Seriously, what is the negative outcome? Why is there any reason to think an XP virtual desktop that ran fine in 2013 will have any problem running in 2033?

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SOD Big Data! Most of what you're keeping is digital landfill

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Don't Hate The Message Just Because You Hate The Messenger

Analysts love to sneer at new buzzwords, rival analysts, and vendors. But APS is missing the point.

Improving Worker Productivity is the imperative. The best data for making workers more productive is already held by the organization, but that data is federated and noisy and will always be federated and noisy. Big Data technologies handle the discrete technical challenges associated with that reality. Some products are better than others, caveat emptor. But don't dismiss the importance of this next phase of computing just because it clashes with your expectations about third normal form.

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Earth escapes asteroid flyby, boffins want lasers aimed at next one

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Just Say No to Hillbillies in Space

The most dangerous thing about asteroids is how vulnerable they are to human curiosity.

The solar system is One Interdependent Web of orbital paths and objects, stabilized over billions of years.

It is computationally impossible to model that system in hi fidelity, the effects of any changes we make are completely unpredictable on long timelines.

Changes that seem innocuous at first could have unmanageable after-effects decades/centuries later.

Asteroid mining is an activity in which the entire human race can win a Darwin Award.

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