They totally missed the most profitable use of this technology
What if it maneuvered the phone so that it maximized potential damage? There's where the money is at!
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What if it maneuvered the phone so that it maximized potential damage? There's where the money is at!
Sometimes, when you make something, simple, powerful and useful...it's done, other than the maintenance and bug fixing. But when that happens, what do you do with your time?
Hollywood has sequel-itis and remakes. Software has feature bloat.
But how many of the hacked...er...repackaged apps are in the top 100?
Because it sounds like to me this particular mouthpiece is calling a knock off app that has similar name/icon/function with added "features" buried in the pile of phone apps at position one million a "hack" of the original application. But the genuine app is probably just fine, and isn't compromised.
This press release is akin to a web ad banner screaming YOUR COMPUTARS ARE INFECTION! CLIK HERE NOW TO FIX!
<sarcasm>This sounds totally legit to me. Buy with confidence!</sarcasm>
We're going from having the internet run by an organization that had a self serving agenda, and only payed enough lip service to being "open" to keep outright revolt from happening, to another organization that has a self serving agenda, and is only paying enough lip service to being "open" to keep outright revolt from happening.
The saddest thing is, the previous organization had an agenda that was intended to potentially benefit millions (their own country), and the new one really only cares about a few hundred at best. Seems like we're going from most of us being buggered to all of us being buggered.
YouTube made the content creators the product. Why do you pay the product, when you can dangle intangibles?
Considering that the content creator is the product, and the viewer was also the product (to advertisers)...GooTube offering subscriptions to remove ads converts one of the products into a customer. That's possibly implying that Google is seeing signs that the value of the viewer-as-a-product doesn't have much in the way of an upside anymore.
Transparent. Then it can be whatever colour you imagine it to be.
Maybe Magic Leap is the Next Big Thing in corporate tax avoidance for US companies. Want your taxable profits to virtually disappear? Take a Magic Leap over Cuba to the Grand Cayman!
I'll admit it, if El Reg showed up outside my door, I'd probably cower in fear as well.
Beware the black vultures circling overhead!
Once Apple convinces all their customers to also buy an iPad for their wrist, sales will double!
I'm looking forward to this new plug. No more of this:
1) Attempt to insert USB Type A plug blindly into the back of a device (doesn't go in)
2) Flip plug 180 degrees. Still doesn't go in.
4) Flip plug 180 degrees again. NOW it inserts.
is where the money is at. Smart ones take too much effort to keep happy.
How about an app that identifies people you really should stay the heck away from? I could use one of those.
I appreciate the time and thought that you put into your recent communication to me. It was very insightful and pertinent to my current situation, and after many moments of contemplation, I believe I was able to comprehend the full depth, meaning, and context of the sage word that you sent me.
I don't know what I did for you recently that you would deem me worthy of taking the time out of your busy schedule to click twice. But thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. It is generous outpourings of time and effort such as this that make my time on this hunk of rock, speeding through near vacuum at the speed of 108,000 km/h, have meaning.
My Middle Finger
Hope they don't lose this one too.
There aren't very many women starting up tech businesses because they are smarter than that.
Given the "bro" culture, the propensity to build high pressure work environments built more on bull-pucky and egotistical posturing and just flat out mysogyny in tech culture...most women can find better things to do with their time.
Fancy cameras? No.
Sweet little cameras that can go places 'normal' cameras can't (or won't survive), yes.
YouTube would be sadly lacking in fail videos without you, GoPro.
But seriously, attention spans are measured in milliseconds these days. BRING ON CRASH SWEETS JOURNEY!!!
Now that's a soldering job I can get behind. Sometimes I require a pint or two in order to "steady my hand" before I have a go at it myself!
1) Insert bare drive in external docking bay.
2) Forget to take proper precautions and turn away for a brief moment
3) Resident feline with nickname of "Catastrophe" demolishes the drive, docking bay, definitely chews the crap out of the cable, and knocks any open drink containers over into your PC vents
It's the only way to be sure...
Look at my glass.
Look into filling it with beer.
Now, imagine refilling it each time it becomes empty between now and pub close.
Sorry, I had to.
So, the Russians should be worried that when they compromise an American journo's laptop, they may infect themselves with a Trojan while they slurp up data?
Let the Games begin!
Titled 'King Candy Saga' of course
Bitcoin not being a legally recognized tender effectively makes it no different than, say, "gold mining" in World of Warcraft. Except Bitcoin got rid all those rubbish game mechanics that get in the way.
If a World of Warcraft account gets raided, you appeal to Blizzard and maybe something gets done to redress it.
If someone swipes your Bitcoin data file in a jurisdiction that does not recognize it as legal tender...civil lawsuit and attempt to damages based on...?
All the fun went out of Facebook after the drunktards posting selfies moved on
Best is a sentence because internet.
It's that the jerk died. Got it.
At least they had a shower before they came into the store
Tough world, the mobile market is. There's room for a market leader, a worthy competitor, and a plucky underdog. I'd say the first two categories are currently taken, hope you Finnish lads and ladies have a good run at the "plucky underdog".
But wouldn't hurt to have the CV in order just in case it all goes pear shaped.
Go into your phone Settings. Check the section under Device, where when you don't have headphones plugged in, the Beats Audio setting is grayed out and shown to be OFF, with the explanation:
"Beats Audio is not available on phone speaker"
So that ringtone sounds great without Beats Audio.
You mean my account statistics of having attracted 74 upvotes and only 3 downvotes on The Reg forums isn't proof of my winning personality and sterling reputation?
I'm desolated. The only solution is beer.
Think of all the money we spent to save money on an item we don't actually need!
Makes me want to go out and buy a bunch of stuff that is "50% off This Weekend Only!" I don't need any of that either, but...THINK OF THE SAVINGS!
Death by fictional item is always embarrassing for the surviving relatives. I suppose it's less embarrassing than being killed by a Snipe while on a Snipe Hunt.
> can the first horse have existed 4 million years ago, when the world is only 6000 years old?
Should one subscribe to that particular mythology, there is only one logical conclusion:
There was only God before creation. Horse existed before creation. Therefore God is a horse.
Simple, yet profound.
get owned anywhere
Sony needs to pull up its britches and make some big boy decisions. They've lost money for years. Made the news recently for having posted a profit for the first time in 5 years(!) this last quarter. Via asset liquidation: selling off a billion dollar building in New York City. Not by anything their business actually produced.
Leadership of the company saying "Trust us, we got a plan" doesn't carry much water here.
If there weren't an endless stream of "revolutionary" and "all natural" and "organic" food products guaranteed to make your wee filled with unabsorbed vitamins and minerals...people would spend their money on truly horrible things.
Nokia did it with Windows Phone. Apple did it with iMovie Pro. Adobe is doing it with Creative Cloud. It's what all the corporate hipsters do these days.
They named them Domino servers, because if you give one them a little push, they all fall down.
Thank you for reminding me of one of my favorite xkcd's ever.
You ever go to the Chrome Web Store? It's like being told to go to the Windows Store. Except instead of scrolling horizontally, you scroll vertically. On the plus side, both of em have that "sandbox" thing going on.
My cats just love sandboxes!
We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remember the line from the Capitalist scripture, the Free Market Theory. Dell is trying to persuade the Investors that they should do their duty and sell ownership at a lower price and to impress them, takes on his multi-armed buyout form and says: "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of wealth."
I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.
Nope, not very long. First Apple device I used was an Apple ][. Maybe Apple will announce an Apple ]|[? Now that would be something...
At this point in the hype-cycle, we would have heard about 15 rumorted new features of the iPhone 6, have leaked information on how the next OS X point release was going to have all kinds of stuff in it.
We would have...if there was any sizzle left in Apple these days.
Okay. So, they take off so called personally identifiable information after a certain period of time, eh?
But it's still a recording of a punter's voice. Do they run the recording through a voice scrambler of some kind then after 6 months?
I think most people could consider an accurate recording of their voice as potentially being personally identifiable. Potentially identifiable biometric data...
The marketdroids gotta use letters that don't mean anything, see? If they did something sensible, like append the ACTUAL speed of their LTE network as a number after the letters, then they'd be as embarrassed as those blokes referenced in the article, talking about when they'd be delivering the half decade old GSM standard.
Except in this case, they'd be talking about delivering LTE network speeds that are the same from half a decade ago...
A ring? Seriously? I won't believe it until I see it, and even then, I'll just point and laugh. People thought it was silly to have to wear glasses to watch 3D TV content. Wearing a glowy fashion fail just to change the channel is hilarious.
Time to break out the popcorn....
Here's a Kleenex, wipe those tears away...
I thought Steven Fry was brilliant playing himself in 'V for Vendetta'