* Posts by Rol

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West's only rare earth mine closes. Yet Chinese monopoly fears are baseless

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Re: *sigh*

I live in Bristol and for a certain commodity N (the number of players) is vastly greater than one, yet without argument it is agreed a truly unfair monopoly exists.

And if you're British I have no doubt you too are experiencing this.

Water, the stuff that comes out of your taps and is also sold in bottles from very many suppliers.

Basically the number of players in a market isn't the best indicator of how competitive that market is, but rather what share of the market does the main player have.

In the case of water, the local supplier has a natural advantage, and has no problem in pitching its price to dissuade all but the heavily marketed bottled water pushers. So. many players fighting over a fraction of one percent of the market, while one player controls over 99% of the market.

In China's case, the price it charges for the low hanging fruit that is lanthanum and cerium need only be low enough to hurt its competitors. It can charge what the hell it likes for the higher grade elements knowing full well no other producer could match that price and satisfy total demand.

And let's not forget, we live in a world where the market plays with us. China's economy is such that it can chose to play with the market as it wishes.

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Mac malware has a neat trick to install itself on OS X fans' machines

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Re: MAC - Malware

It's all about return on investment. Hours spent crafting code to exploit an operating system would pay bigger dividends if the os you crafted it for was widespread, like Windows. In comparison most other operating systems are fairly niche, and worse, as often as not, used by more savvy. less suckered type of folk.

Linux often come to mind when talking about "unprotected" systems, as most users don't run antivirus, again, because its users number in their millions and not billions, but furthermore the os is more robustly banged together and with much of your software requirements being provided for free, the need to torrent a "free" bit of highly suspect software is negated. Add all that up, and, well, it's a lot of hard work with very scant returns for the script devils.

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Here have an analogy

I can avoid getting mugged in the street by staying indoors all the time, however the software equivalent of insisting a spare house key is "hidden" under the welcome mat means I'm wide open to attack.

And it's infuriating.

Why does software have to go that extra mile in unnecessary functionality and thus provide yet another attack vector into my system?

Simple text in the hands of many simple text handlers, gets elevated to the keys to the universe for no other reason than that the software providers are falling over themselves to encompass everything they can see from their ivory plinths.

It wouldn't be so irksome if all the extra bumf was of any use to me, but invariably it is inaccessible to the average user and thus of more interest to those who I would prefer to rendition to another dimension.

Can we, for pity's sake, just have software that does the task we require of it and NOTHING else?

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Wikimedia sweeps shill accounts after stunt doubles, waterparks scammed

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Liar liar pants on fire.

If only!

Seems that making money from telling porkies needs a bit of a shake down too.

Perhaps a law can be crafted by our Westminster sock puppets to dissuade the telling of fibs for monetary or other gain...ha!

Not while lies, damned lies and statistics are money in the bank for our capitalist overlords.

So, lying to the courts, DWP, the police, customs and Inland Revenue will get you a bad mark, but leading the rest of us proles down the path is OK then? Our money and livelihoods are totally inconsequential and fair game for anyone with a lack of scruples and a lawyers like perversion of fact.

I like the idea that some countries have, denunciation. You can denounce your neighbour to the local authorities for any reason you care for, not that it would result in anything more fearsome than a quiet word from the local plod, but hey, that's a vast improvement on zero intolerance for the plight of humanity.

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Ashley Madison: ‘Our site is full of women, and members are growing’

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Money in the bank

If you're not in it you can't win it. That is, a share of the millions in compensation that lawyers are fighting for.

Obviously, not in this round of kick the dog, but the potential to be involved in the next data splurge is probably quite high, given that security will never outfox the NSA and other malevolent data hackers.

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Get whimsical and win a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive

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"?"

"So, this is the new improved version? You are kidding, right?"

"Its bigger than my old one, and just where am I supposed to put it, for heavens sake!"

"Until you come up with something a bit less invasive, I refused to be tracked,"

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US military says it will discipline Ashley Madison users

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Exclusionary?

There is no argument that this data was illegally obtained and along with plausible doubts about the authenticity, I can't see any court accepting the stolen data as evidence.

Obviously, the smoke it has billowed up, will spurn others to look elsewhere for the proof a fire existed and no doubt, those who where so dumb as to use their work computers will get an education the hard way.

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Dating gets even more dangerous after PlentyOfFish suffers tainted ads

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We need to get doing it for ourselves.

Left to the industry, any solution they implement would by default have a thousand and one back doors and work arounds, so that their interests in sucking the internet dry is not hampered.

I assume most Reg's are familiar with Ad Bloc and No Script and further assume we are not the ones who unduly suffer, it is our less aware friends and relatives that get suckered.

So, how do you implement the likes of No Script on grannies computer without setting up a camp bed and ringing in sick for the next three months, all the while tuning No Script to give the old dear the right balance between protection and usability?

Well, my No Script is tuned to paranoid, as I assume are most others and that setting with a few considerations for those who insist upon Facebook and itunes could be rolled out to the wider community. And that community, without whit or knowledge, can get the benefit from those who tread lightly through the net.

Once computers start rolling out with No Script and Ad Bloc installed with black and white lists, then the advertising industry will have no choice, but to come to OUR table and discuss their survival on OUR terms. At which point I suggest we put them in a room with Wade Burchette (see above)

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Hyundai ix35 Fuel Cell: El Reg on the hydrogen highway

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What's wrong with the old fashioned way?

Burn the hydrogen in a slightly tweaked, bog standard combustion engine and avoid the rather excessive cell tax completely.

Emissions will again be nothing other than water vapour and whatever came in through the air filter.

I guess, but am not totally sure, the combustion approach would be slightly less efficient, but seeing as most Britons appreciate the heat from their combustion engines for 98% of the year, I'd say the contest is pretty evens, at this point.

Where the fuel cell fails miserably, is in the excessive costs of the cells and batteries. Also there is no mention of working life, maintenance costs or environmental limitations.

So, if you're looking to green yourself up and have no more mullah than the rest of us proles, I'd look at converting your pride and joy into a hydrogen guzzler courtesy of the many garages offering such bespoke services.

Oh. And when you find yourself, nowhere near London, the engine will quite happily run on petrol again, with only a couple of tweaks to the carb and the odd levers twiddled around.

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Who should be responsible for IT security?

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The evil that lurks inside

While much is being said of the physical aspects of security, the elephant in the room, piss poor software, hasn't really been brought front and centre and given the thrashing it deserves.

Bespoke systems costing millions to develop, yet, have at their core, operating systems that have been nobbled by incompetents, marketeers, and divisive agents of the state.

Coders, with a history of complete disasters, because they didn't bulletproof their code, are still being employed and head programmers still lack the tools to interrogate submitted code for security blunders. That it appears to work isn't enough to pass the security test, but for a few simple forays into abuse scenarios, nothing really gets tested.

I agree wholeheartedly with Daggerchild, using off the shelf software and hardware is a recipe for disaster, at least until someone somewhere writes the program that will interrogate all other programs for their security weaknesses. A very hard ask, but I'm sure if approached in the right way, achievable. Perhaps, by defining the output and then testing the system with every possible input, must surely throw up anomalies that can be chased down.

All we need now is a coding group that gives a shit. No! no, Microsoft, put your hand down, I'm looking at coding groups that don't do the states bidding.

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Flying Spaghetti Monster spotted off Angolan coast

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And, of course, when Bathyphysa goes to sleep.

All his friends go to sleep too.

The mice were ornaments on the mouse organ.

Gabriel and Madeleine were just dolls.

And Professor Yaffle was a carved, wooden bookend in the shape of a woodpecker.

Even Bathyphysa himself, once he was asleep, was just an old, saggy fish dish,

Baggy, and a bit loose at the seams,

But the Japanese loved him.

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Copyright troll wants to ban 'copyright troll' from its copyright troll lawsuit

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If it pleases the court

"Could you please explain to the court how you managed to identify the defendant as the downloader of Jiggy Jiggy"

"Well, we seeded Jiggy Jiggy and collated a list of all the ip addresses that downloaded the torrent. We then approached the ISP's who own these ip addresses and demanded the details of their clients who these addresses pertained to."

"Mmm. Yes, So you, yourselves made Jiggy Jiggy available to download?"

"Err, Yes, we did"

"And you don't see any conflict in actually being the ones encouraging, by your admission, illegal activity?"

"Not at all, it is our property and we'll do as we like"

"Ok, well lets move onto my next point. That of identifying the defendant by name"

"Yes, we have his details from his isp"

"You do, do you? Let me give you a rather apt example of why you're wrong. You see, I have recently been informed that you have been issued with sixteen speeding tickets in two different states and while we're speaking you are being pursued down the highway by interstate police"

"Clearly, you are wrong"

"No, your car registration was cloned and fitted to another vehicle in the next state, while your own car was later stolen and is now careering mindlessly down the road"

"Is that true?"

"Sadly. No. It is an allegory of how an ip address can be cloned or otherwise used without the true owners consent and therefore fails to link my client with your smutty business. Your honour, my client has nothing to answer for, as the prosecution has failed to identify, beyond all doubt, that he was the one committing the crime"

"Case dismissed."

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Fork off! FFmpeg project leader quits, says he's had enough with these forking AV libraries

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Re: That's Open Source For You...

"Doesn't work with Linux, no buy"

Yep. Me too.

If the manufacturers of this world are ever going to catch on, it's when they see a segment of the market resolutely refusing to buy their products, or worse, buying their products and posting scathingly negative reviews when they realise the company has a whiff of O/S fascism.

If someone, somewhere, was posting a list of recommended hardware for a Linux machine, then, as a manufacturer of cutting edge technology, I would be ashamed to not get a mention.

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Obsolescence of food is complete: Soylent now comes in bottles

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I have a doubt.

Part of the gastric system relies on information from your mouth, like chewing and suchlike to prepare the body for what's to come.

The senses in your mouth tell the brain what is going on and the brain in turn tells the stomach, pancreas and associated bits to get a move on.

As I'm sure people who have eaten chewing gum can testify, mimicking eating food doesn't half play havoc with your gut and so, conversely, not giving your gastric system an heads up must have some consequences.

I always considered the "everything you need in one handy serving" would have been like a flapjack, indeed, for about three years I made flapjacks every week, to eat at work. Easy to make, plenty of options for flavouring and if enough consideration has gone into it, a perfect nutritional meal, that provides energy throughout the day.

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Contractors who used Employee Beneficiary Trusts are in HMRC's sights

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Re: @Rol Pay your tax like everyone else

Sorry to hear that cloud cuckoo land has renewed your passport Gordon 10, but I do believe the current system whereby people are queued up to await life extending treatment, because there isn't enough money to save them all, is still in operation.

Obviously, the more money the exchequer has to throw around, the more these critical services can expand, and maybe, one day, never again will people needlessly die on a waiting list.

Of course, that relies on many factors, one being, people pay their rightful contribution to society, but as we all know, greedy twonks (sorry I had to use that term as it is so not, twatish) just don't know when to stop feeding.

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Re: Pay your tax like everyone else

The goalposts have not moved.

An interest free loan is still a loan. It is a debt that you have to finance, and one that you would expect the creditor to still be keen to get back.

When it becomes obvious that none of the normal considerations for debt management have been met by either party, then HMRC can quite legitimately call into question the validity of the contract.

Remember, a contract has to have consideration on both sides, otherwise it's a gift, and thus taxable as such.

If only the grubby, thieving bastards had shown some repayment consideration or at least remembered to mention they still had this debt in subsequent tax returns.

I wonder how many people died through a lack of state financing for the NHS, during this scam?

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UK.gov wants to stop teenagers looking at tits online. No, really

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I blame the parents

As nearly all have already said, Cameron's thoughts on the subject have no merit what-so-ever. unworkable, impractical and totally useless, for the many reasons already stated.

If he wants to be all caring and thoughtful on shielding children from the more seedier side of the net he must look to the very source of the problem, useless, incompetent, carefree parents.

It is the parents of these children who by inactivity allow their spawn to access porn, when they could quite easily stop it dead.

The family computer could be hard wired (in a soft way) to a family portal where content has been verified as suitable for children. Every site available through a portal like that has already been checked and as a parent you can be assured it's safe.

The rest of us can carry on regardless, on the understanding that we will face prosecution if we allowed minors access to our open access systems to gawk at dirty pillows.

While still not perfect, it's a damned better way of skinning this bunny without destroying the hutch at the same time.

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Hurrah! Windfarms produce whopping ONE PER CENT of EU energy

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What's needed is a quantum leap in distribution

At any one time someone, somewhere will have a use for excess energy, like the population of America would surely like some of the output from Europe's wind farms, when Europe is fast asleep, and visa versa.

Obviously current methods of power transmission are too inefficient to allow this to be viable, but is there another way?

Enter quantum entanglement. Introduced to me in a very basic and dumbed down way and perhaps very misleading also, but if one half of a Bosun pair could be entangled with an electron, then its corresponding other half could be sat on the next continent.

Admittedly the articles I have read about entanglement are for general consumption and most probably sexed up to frothing levels, but if, as they have all stated, this spooky action, could possibly be used to beam Spock back to the Enterprise, then a mere electron shouldn't tax the boffins too hard.

So, a means of perpetually powering electric cars and sharing power around the world, is within our grasp, or our main stream media needs taking outside and shooting like a dog in the street.

You decide.

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Dough! Dominos didn't register dominos.pizza – and now it's pizz'd off

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the dominoes effect

and next week it'll be dominos.delivered, followed by dominoes.food followed by dominoes.yummy

I railed against this like most when first mooted some time back and we are being proved right. This is just a huge scam, driven in most part by brands trying to protect themselves, as this case shows. They couldn't care less about the kerching dot kerching domains, but they have to buy them just in case.

What do we care?

Well, as a consumer, I care because all these petty(*) domain costs are being loaded onto my shopping bill and of course the likelihood that I will eventually get suckered by a genuine non-genuine domain that has miraculously found its way to the top of a Google search.

Yes, now you give a damn!

* 70 quid multiplied by the number of food related words in every language in the world isn't a trifling figure.

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You Musk be joking: Tesla's zero to 60MPH in 2.8 SECONDS is literally 'ludicrous'

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why not a refillable battery?

Admittedly, this would eventually coat the electrodes beyond functionality, but infrequent long hauls wouldn't be a problem.

..and by reversing the process later, you would have a reserve tank of fully charged electrolyte and clean nodes.

So potentially a 600mile run with just one ten minute stop to flush and refill, with a few days of charging and swapping out it would be ready to take you back home again.

I appreciate swapping your brand new or cared for battery for a fully charged one of dubious quality would not appeal to many, but if that quality was measured and factored into the exchange, a fair system could emerge allowing unlimited range.

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it's nearly 3am and I can still use a calculator...

so I thought I might as well share it with you 2.73 g assuming acceleration is constant.

If that's the wrong answer I'll get nothing, because I didn't show my workings out.

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Microsoft to Windows 10 consumers: You'll get updates LIKE IT or NOT

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It's so easy

All of my MS installed computers have one thing in common, they haven't a clue what a Lan cable is or the first idea of how to get on the internet. I purposefully went under the bonnet and ripped everything out connectivity wise and so I am the proud owner of an MS system that does not fight against me at every turn. It also doesn't have endless chats with redmond or give succour to the many trojans and other nefarious shit that linger in my system nagging to call home.

Yes you might have guessed by now, I'm all Linuxed up, and that, to the day I die, will be the only way I go surfing.

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Mozilla loses patience with Flash over Hacking Team, BLOCKS it

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Multitool

"Thank you"

"You're welcome"

"Wow, your coffee robot is really cool and polite to boot" slurp, slurp. "and really good coffee"

"Yeah, I got it last week and I've never looked back"

"Err, where's it going?"

"Oh it's off to clean the toilet"

"The toilet, but why?"

"Well the makers realised that coffee drinkers tend to have more bowel movements than most and saw fit to make the coffee robot provide a fully comprehensive service"

Splutter, "Please tell me it disinfects it's stirring probe after cleaning around the rim?"

"You know, I can't say I've ever noticed"

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'Ugly Reddit commentards made me doubt humanity'

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Re: Ugly..The Ultimate Sin

While the articles may have diversified some from before I came to these hallowed pages, I don't really believe the level of humour and corporate pig sticking has quite plummeted to Davy Jones' locker.

For me it is the mix of news, knowledge and savant wit that keeps me coming back.

Basically, if I've learned something of value, I most probably got it from The Reg, and most likely from the comments.

Reddit? Well, I've never been there, although the thought that I could anonymously tell the world to go fuck itself, on my off days, is appealing, but hey where's the fun in telling Reddit readers to do something they are already hard at already.

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Attention dunderheads: Taxpayers are NOT giving businesses £93bn

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Let's see..

Food, clothing, rent, power, water, council tax, transport, five years of my life in higher education, many more years earning a pittance to attain that coveted crown called experience, entertainment, toiletries,etc. That is no way close to being an exclusive list of costs I have, and have had, to endure to be here today, but as far as the revenue people are concerned, only about £10,000 is considered.

£10,000 ticks off the first 5 elements of my list, so why can a company tick off every minute cost it can conjure up yet I, as an individual, can't.

Or is it a case of fool me, I should have incorporated years ago.

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A quarter of public sector IT workers have never used the cloud

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Using the cloud is a reference to the technique of knitting fog.

It was developed many years ago by a highly prestigious company, but only available in blue.

These days it is available in many colours, but the mythology that someone can do it quicker and cheaper than you remains.

Some say "Total bollocks", however those less informed think it's "The top bollocks" perhaps they're dyslexic, perhaps they're marketing spin doctors, who knows?

Whatever you do though, do not Google an answer, as the cloud has a fascinating self preservation algorithm that will obfuscate the simplest of answers.

Hope this helps..

Wibble wibble.

Terry Fuckwit

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Smart meters set to cost Blighty as much as replacing Trident

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Re: Cost Benefit Analysis?

The current system of monitoring your quarterly bills and then going switch off crazy will still be the overriding methodology of many in this country.

Smart meter or not, those who can afford it will not bother, those that can't afford it are either already keeping a concious eye on their usage, or are part of the blithering idiot sect that deserve to be impoverished.

The entire power usage for my one bed flat is less than £6 per week, it was about £10 until I turned the old freezer off and started shopping more regularly.

It isn't monitoring, the people need more of in this country, it is efficient domestic appliances and Scandinavian standard insulation.

I'd wager a national rip it out Economy7 heater drive would raise millions out of power poverty and see the winter fatality figures for hypothermia reduced to almost zero. Economy 7 storage heaters are a killer in the home, they keep the house warm until about three in the afternoon and then costs significantly more than standard tariff to keep the house warm for the rest of the day.

Personally, I'd see those behind Economy 7, behind bars for manslaughter.

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Britain beats back Argies over Falklands online land grab

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The worst offender in all of this...

Is the UN. It was in their power to end this dispute once and for all, but chose to do its usual and run away from all obligation to make this world a more peaceful and harmonious place, by facing up to bullies and gangsters.

Please Mr United Nations could you explain what part of the Argentinian argument actual has merit?

I propose the domain .un can be hosted on the moon along with all the futile pointless meetings that have yet to orchestrate anything tangibly useful for this planet.

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Human error to blame as UK data breach investigations surge

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Plan A isn't working, so here's plan 9

The bods at the Data Protection agency set up a unique fictitious account with every organisation they have registered.

When, (and not if) the usual avalanche of crap arrives, then the good folk of DP will have all the proof they need to shoot the data breachers like dogs in the street.

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Hardcore creationist finds 60-million-year-old fossils in backyard ... 'No, it hasn’t changed my mind about the Bible'

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Re: God might have dumbed it down into a metaphor

Religion is a crock of shit, granted. Goes without saying really, but God? Well I'd hazard a guess someone had to think up 1+ -1 = 0 for nothing to suddenly become everything.

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Unmasking hidden Tor service users is too easy, say infosec bods

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Re: Anonymous network developed by the US government compromised.

So the NSA know every line of code in the Tor program, indeed some of it might have been their own handy work.

The NSA also knows every node in the system, indeed many of those nodes are kindly supplied by themselves.

The nodes they don't own will no doubt have been targeted with one of their many rootkits and hence is effectively owned by them.

I have never believed any of the hidden, secret, anonymity offering routes into the web to be effective against such a determined player as the NSA or GCHQ for that matter, but for the sake of national security I'll state my preferred hat can also get the best out of a roast chicken, so all you antisocial types carry on regardless.

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Amazon sighs, may slip hands into trousers to pay some UK corp tax

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They're fast turning into the custodians of what little filthy lucre is still left in this country. TFIFY

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Nominet new CEO opens giant can of worms, sticks head in

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More worms Berk!!

Don't you open that trapdoor

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Wheely, wheely mad: Petrolheads fume over buggy Formula One app

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Re: The Ecclestone Effect

It used to work flawlessly, then it required a little teasing...

Now it seems nothing short of a hard spanking while dressed in leather will suffice.

Oh the app! Sorry my mind was drifting.

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ROBOQUAFF! Boffins build smooth robot arm to lift a pint of beer

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Re: You had a fine article until this point.

My home cooking is best consumed after loosing your palette to a huge dose of chilli or curry.

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PHOTON SPACE SAIL successfully Kickstarted into orbit

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Re: New El Reg standard unit for thickness?

Reminds me of the Italian nun who had gone to heaven prematurely and was offered the chance to return to Earth as anyone she wanted to be, other than herself, as that wasn't possible.

She pronounced she wanted to return as "Alas Kian Pippa Liny"

"Sorry, who's that again?"

At that she pulled out a newspaper with the headline "Alaskan Pipeline. Laid by 70,000 Men in Three Years"

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Re: New El Reg standard unit for thickness?

Modian:- A way of describing the average so that it perfectly fits the argument.

See also, lies, damned lies and statistics.

Palin:- A measure of thickness. A nano Palin is ten to the power minus nine, two short planks.

See also, Alaskan politician.

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Self-STOPPING cars are A Good Thing, say motor safety bods

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Re: Reactions

Yep, After borrowing my bosses car I managed to slam it into the back of a police car in a 50mph zone (the police car had PARKED just beyond the brow of an hill in the middle of the road) Needless to say both vehicles were written off.

Pre ABS I would normally have pumped the brakes to prevent the wheels from locking, but this top of the line car hadn't got ABS and that realisation came too late in the slow motion, life passing moment.

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Re: I hope this is programmed right ...

I can see that when this feature becomes ubiquitous, drivers who used to wait to join moving traffic will just pull out and rely on the auto braking of the cars they are cutting up.

It wouldn't be too difficult for the cars system to upload those kinds of inconsiderate and dangerous actions to the Highways Agency for subsequent prosecution and thus allow the police to get back to looking after the general public, not acting as road monitors.

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Mozilla flings teddy out of pram over France's 'Patriot Act'

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Je suis....

bâtard curieux

which probably doesn't translate to nosey bastard, but it's what I intended

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Chill, luvvies. The ‘unsustainable’ BBC Telly Tax stays – for now

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Re: We know you, you know!

Might you be referring to the benign masters of Supermarionation, Gerry and Sylvia Anderson.

Did they ever get some consideration from Nintendo for blatantly pinching the name, I wonder.

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Re: The BBC helps keep program standards up

Can't help but agree with your sentiments.

Consider how convoluted a consumer affairs programme would be on advert paid TV as they could only ever slate products from companies that don't advertise with them, or are ever likely to.

Top Gear would be just a back slapping fest with no product slagging or negative content what-so-ever.

Hardly what I would call informative, if the true picture is obscured by worries over upsetting the sponsors, not unlike the current state where the government feels empowered to replace the balance of the BBC with an ethical black hole, because they hold the money and they want a different tune.

Perhaps we should remind our masters, it's actually OUR money you're using in a threatening manner?

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We know you, you know!

No you bloody well don't. The Tories don't know jack shit about the majority of Britain's feelings.

The British public hated the Poll Tax, yet it happened all the same. It was rejected, hated, railed and rallied against until it finally went. Conversely the British public have no desire to see the demise of the BBC, yet our overlords think otherwise.

If it is just a matter of making the burden of paying for it fairer, then why not bundle it into general taxation and pass a bill making proper funding obligatory for every incumbent at number ten, regardless of whether the BBC supports their warped ideologies or not.

Arrghh! Those money worshipping soulless serpents ...five more dreadful years of jackboot government.. is there no relief, we need International Rescue, but weren't they on he other side (ITV)

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Tortilla de patatas

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Re: Success! (@Carl W)

Life without a little risk, is no life at all.

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Mmm, nice. Inspired to share mine.

1. Put rice on to cook

2. Trawl the salad drawer for spring onions, watercress, rocket, peppers, whatever, chop up and scatter on large plate. Finely diced small / half onion if no spring.

3. Three or more large dollops of mayonnaise in a mug / bowl / the almost empty mayo jar. Add finely chopped / puréed ginger and garlic. Finally a lethal dose of chilli sauce. The aim is to make a very very strongly flavoured sauce, so don't be too timid with the ingredients.

4. Flash cook a tuna steak / use tin opener and plonk in the middle of the plate of salady stuff.

5. Surround the tuna in rice.

6. Drizzle / dollop the sauce over the rice. Crack some black pepper, if you like, on there.

7. The art is not in the preparation, but the eating, balancing the blandness of the rice, the subtle flavour of the tuna and just the right amount of psycho sauce on a fork takes considerable skill.

This is quick and generally all the ingredients in some form or other will be around. I have paid little attention to quantities as it's all personal preference, but as a guide, if you taste the sauce as you make it and find it bearable, you're not quite in the zone.

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So why exactly does almost ALL tech live in Silicon Valley?

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Another question

If birds of a feather, flock together, then would a few cluster bombs in Dallas sort out the troll problem for good?

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KABOOM! Billionaire fingers dud valve in ROCKET WIBBLE PRANG BLAST

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Re: hes got money and he is going to spend it

Mmm...perhaps, increasing the surface area of the whole vehicle by deploying a parachute might be counter-productive as not only would the wind be playing greater havoc with the steering, but the hot exhaust gases would undoubtedly interact with the 'chute in so many unpredictable ways that the whole system would be nothing short of chaos

The obvious answer is to present the suppliers of the sub standard valves with the repair bill and push on, knowing that, that's one set of components that will never, ever fail again.

Strange how filthy lucre manages to spur businesses on to greater heights, when traits like, pride and professionalism have clearly failed to inspire.

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DRONE ALONE: US Navy secretary gives up on manned fighters

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Err!!!

If The Reg could kindly point out to the US navy that it was one of their commentards that proffered the future of combat, some time ago, on these very pages, I'd be willing to split the proceeds 50/50.

Assuming it isn't delivered by a weaponised Amazon drone, that is. In which case, it's all yours.

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Big Brother in SPAACE: Mars One picks first 100 morons to suffocate, er, settle on Red Planet

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In preparation for the big event I am renewing my commitment to being without a TV.

However I do hope vacuous will not be the trait most sought after by voters with at least some boffins and useful folk making the cut.

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