Badly Profiled Boy
"Oh, a cute kitten. I'll click on that."
"OMFG what am I looking at? Is that a pigs head and oh no, no. he's sticking his..."
Meanwhile back at Scotland Yard...
"Hey, sarge. We got one of those beasty pervs again....No it's a civvy this time. Yeah easy meat, I'll send the lads round sharpish"
Later that day....
"We got you, you piece of filth"
"We're arresting you for visiting bestiality sites while not in possession of either a constituency, knighthood or white curly wig. Anything you say will be reinterpreted for maximum effect at trial."
"But, it was a cute kitten"
"Under age as well, you dirty bastard, you'll rot in jail forever"
"No it was a cross site script that took me there"
"Cross-eyed git? What's his name then?"
"Note that down constable Savage, when challenged about his alibi, he refused to cooperate"
Later that year...
"So what are you in for?"
"Would you believe, the total incompetence of a system that cannot distinguish between intentional and unintentional acts?"
"Yeah, I can relate to that, I never meant to use the axe, it was just for show"