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WAITER! There's a Flappy Bird in my Lollipop!

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Re: There's one in KitKat too

It's tap and hold the Android logo, at least on the Nexus 10 with 4.4.4.

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GP records soon wide open again: Just walk into a ‘safe haven’

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Re: Opting out?

Opt-out form - and more details about this Orwellian mess.

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On Nov 12, a human-made space lab will try to HARPOON a COMET and land on it

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Chipzilla of the mobile world Qualcomm wants to slurp Brit vendor CSR... for £1.6bn

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Re: RIP

I'd like to think ARM are large enough to hold out against a hostile bid, but I'm not a gambling person...

ARM are tiny, but the potential buyers are few. The most obvious (Intel) would never get away with it on competition grounds. Any of ARM's big customers (Appsung, say) could, but the rest of ARM's customer's (aka Appsung's competitors) would swiftly desert it - leaving Appsung with little of value for its money. There's a reason a minnow like ARM has stayed independent in a sea of sharks for so long.

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Adobe spies on reading habits over unencrypted web because your 'privacy is important'

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Re: Or it would have if I'd let it...

This isn't about Adobe Reader, it's about Adobe Digital Editions - an eBook reader that's difficult to avoid if you want to read some Adobe DRM-protected eBooks.

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EU's super-commish for tech: Geo-blocks on cat vids, music – NOT FAIR

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Pot - kettle

It's always amusing to watch politicians when it comes to implementing policies in their own bureaucracy that they lambast others for not doing. Putting every service online is apparently cheap, quick and easy when it's somebody else that's squealing about complexity or cost; when it's the European Commission there's no timetable, and doubtless never will be.

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Consumers agree to give up first-born child for free Wi-Fi – survey

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Re: Non-story

Non-story

Unenforceable term is unenforceable.

Do you suppose it might just possibly have been put there simply to demonstrate that nobody reads the damned Ts&Cs? Rather than considerations of how legally enforceable the term might not be?

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Genuine operators don't help

Most seem to go out of their way to block or otherwise mess with VPN traffic, probably because it interferes with their ability to push ad-laden landing pages and (worse) embed ads in web pages people are browsing. I hardly ever bother now, and just use a mobile data connection whenever possible.

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Atlas plugged: Facebook hooks ads to profiles, smears 'em over the web

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Re: But... but... but...

More than they love the idea of paying for "services" like Facebook, unfortunately.

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Business is back, baby! Hasta la VISTA, Win 8... Oh, yeah, Windows 9

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Why the fuck should they have to spend anything on training, just because MS has decided it's time to crank the OS tax handle again? MS is forcing change just because they have to introduce change to justify making the latest WinNT interation a paid-for upgrade, not because their customers actually need any change at all.

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Bendgate backlash: Apple claims warped iPhone 6 Plus damage is 'extremely rare'

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Re: "Rarity" is not the point

Since you don't seem to know the difference between force, pressure and bending moment, and (unless you're dismissing the videos showing a 6+ being bent by hand) seem to think that 100lbs "pressure" can be applied with the human thumb, I think I'll just assume you're astroturfing as usual and ignore your "facts".

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Let it go, Steve: Ballmer bans iPads from his LA Clippers b-ball team

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Same old...

Once a prick, always a prick, it seems.

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EU operators PLEAD for MERCY, may get roaming rates cut ‘reprieve’

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I hate to stick up for mobile operators, but...

Unless an operator has its own network in every EU country then it will incur roaming costs in transferring international calls from one EU network to another. Even if it does have a network in each country, roaming still involves far more complex signalling and routing (and hence cost) than does a call within a home network. Certainly roaming costs have in the past been obscenely high, but to pretend that they are zero is nonsensical. The end result will just be that intra-EU roaming calls are subsidised by those subscribers who only make national calls.

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Oracle's Larry Ellison quits as CEO – new bosses are Hurd'n'Catz

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Executive Chairman?

The whole point of a Chairman is (meant to be) that they're not an executive - they're supposed to be independent of the management and represent the shareholders. Corporate governance? Nah, never heard of it,

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iPhone 6: Most exquisite MOBILE? No. It is the Most Exquisite THING. EVER

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Re: meh

Havd you read the Guardian "article"? He really was asking for it.

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Apple's Cook: We have never allowed g-men access to Apple servers

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The detail's not as wonderful as the blog

If you actually read their privacy policy, it's not really that different from other companies'. It even allows for using your personal information to "improve" advertising, which you might have got the impression was an evil thing that Apple doesn't do.

As for the "we never will" when it comes to allowing government access, he used some very narrow language, limiting the scope to access to Apple's servers. However more generally, this applies (my emphasis in bold):

"It may be necessary − by law, legal process, litigation, and/or requests from public and governmental authorities within or outside your country of residence − for Apple to disclose your personal information. We may also disclose information about you if we determine that for purposes of national security, law enforcement, or other issues of public importance, disclosure is necessary or appropriate."

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'Broken code' costs Yelp half a mil in child privacy dust-up with FTC

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Utterly pointless

Does anyone think that COPPA actually protects any kid from anything? How many kids are stupid enough to tick the "13 our under" box, knowing what comes next? Typical fantasy from politicians, followed by a shakedown of anyone who doesn't herd the unicorns properly.

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Phones 4u website DIES as wounded mobe retailer struggles to stay above water

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The key point

"We were told by the Phones4u management team that they had little commercial flexibility due to their debt repayment obligations"

A very common problem for any company that finds itself taken under the wing of Private Equity - they're typically loaded up with as much debt as they can possibly finance when running flat out, so they have nowhere to go if any (when) any hiccup occurs, and hence they're doomed.

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Read The Gods of War for every tired cliche you never wanted to see in a sci fi book

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Want to see the film version?

It'll be on the SyFy channel any day now. Their schedule is packed with dross like this, complete with wobbly sets and many, many winking lights on cardboard consoles.

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Not pro Bono: Apple's audio junk mail made spammers' lives easier

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Re: Irish Boy Band?

Got a hyperactive irony filter there?

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T-Mobile US goes gaga for Wi-Fi calling, AT&T to launch in 2015

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Hope you enjoy it as much as I do

Wi-Fi calling works very well on Three using the Three inTouch Wi–Fi calling app on my non-fruity Android phone. Apparently it's also available for iOS, and O2 has something similar I believe. So I'm very pleased to hear that Apple's invented it again especially for the iPhone 6.

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FAIL.GOV – Government asks Dropbox for accounts that don't exist

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Re: The Good Stuff Is Encrypted, So Bite Me Surveillance State

Yes, forgetting it is an excuse. However just saying you've forgotten it isn't necessarily going to be believed, in which case...

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James Bond's metal-toothed nemesis Richard Kiel dies at 74

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Miss the bloke, not the (Bond) films

Sorry, but the Roger Moore-era Bonds were an absolute travesty of the original character, and IMO taint all the good actors who appeared in them. Which makes it all the more annoying that my favourite Bond chase sequence is the boat chase in Live and Let Die.

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Go home Google, you're drunk! Desktop Maps says The Shard's TWO MILES from actual loc

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The power of the press!

It's back at London Bridge already - for me at least.

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BBC Trust candidate defends licence fee, says evaders are CRIMINALS

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Not bad value really

That £145 sounds like a large amount of money - until you compare it to the alternatives. It would buy you stuff all on Sky, for example (and you'd still have to sit through adverts). There are some very valid questions about the licence fee, not least the criminal aspect of not paying it rather than a civil liability, but it still delivers far better quality for the cost than any other arrangement I've seen.

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Shareholders throw the book at Apple for ebook price-fix drama

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Re: I don't get how this works

That's because you're assuming that this stunt is for the benefit of the shareholders mentioned in the claim, rather than the lawyers supposedly representing their interests.

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'Everywhere I look ... it's bad': HP claims email shows Autonomy CFO panic, pre-buyout

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Doesn't show much confidence that they have a case

If this was the clear-cut fraud that HP are claiming then you'd think they'd just get on with it and bring their threatened suits to trial. What we actually see is name-calling, unsubstantiated claims, and a laser focus on covering their own execs' arses.

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You can thank Brit funnyman John Oliver for fixing US broadband policy, beams Netflix

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Re: So

That would imply that the network operators are being paid (both by whoever's connecting to their network to send the data and by the consumer of the data) to supply even more of their product - data transmission. In most other businesses that would be big smiles all around and the CEO crowing about how fast the market is growing, how fast revenues are growing, and how they're building more capacity to grab even more of that business.

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OH SNAP: Getty Images sues Microsoft over Bing pics widget

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No slideshow?

Is it just me, or is the promised Vulture slideshow missing in action for everybody?

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Video: Dyson unveils ROBOTIC TANK that hoovers while you're out

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And in the real world?

You know, the one where gaps between chairs and walls are 100mm or less, where power cables snake over the floor, where the TV stand is only 50mm off the floor, ... These things may be great if your home is in the US Midwest with minimalist rooms the size of a tennis court, but here in Blighty houses are small, cramped and inevitably messy. What's needed is a more like a fleet of hyperactive cleaners each the size of a mouse, that return for an automatic dump and recharge every 15 minutes..

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Jimbo tells Wikipedians: You CAN'T vote to disable 'key software features'

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Please label this kind of article correctly. Pretty please?

There's very little in this article to explain why it's so unreasonable for WMF to mandate use of particular tools, such as a media viewer, rather than just allow anyone to write or edit pages using whatever tool they fancy. If you've got a bugbear about Wikipedia, or any other subject, then that's up to you. But couldn't you at least label it as an opinion piece?

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Claimed Home Depot credit card hack could be biggest retail breach yet

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Re: What's the retail value of a eternal life...that second chance?

They tried that early on, but after ample revelations of the existence of doctored C&P terminals have now been slapped down by the regulator

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EE fails to apologise for HUGE T-Mobile outage that hit Brits on Friday

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Same old story, "we've got your money and we know you won't leave because frankly it's too much hassle. On that basis why on earth would we say sorry?".

That may be what they think, but frankly it's trivial (albeit taking longer than necessary) to change networks. And port your existing number. The hardest bit is saying "I'm not staying whatever you say. Give me my MAC" a few times until they give in.

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Britain's housing crisis: What are we going to do about it?

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MORE regulation might help the situation

Perhaps an even more useful approach to the problem would be to make it as desirable to rent as to buy. Outside the social sector, at the moment renters are treated like serfs, on short-term leases that leave them liable to being thrown out with almost no notice, and with restrictions that make it a rarity to even be allowed to keep a small dog, or choose their energy supply. Compulsory standard rental agreement terms that allowed people to make a rental property their home, rather than some kind extended holiday let, might temper the obsession we have with owner-occupation in this country.

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End of buttons? Apple looks to patent animating iPhone sidewalls

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Trivia

This kind of trivial "innovation" is the most annoying aspect of current so-called IP protection. What the hell is so novel about putting a display on the side of something, rather than just the front (or back)? This kind of thing is just the kind of simple solution to a problem that any halfway competent engineer should be able to dream up.

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Galileo, Galileo! Galileo, Galileo! Galileo fit to go. Magnifico

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Re: Yes, yes, but

1. The NASA Deep Space Network is a ground-based communications network for communicating with satellites and spacecraft, not "hardware in space".

2. The Iridium satellites remained operational when the company went into Chapter 11; they weren't in some dormant state waiting for someone to come along with the right keys to wake them up.

3. Just about the only part of the US military that doesn't use Iridium is the nuclear submarine fleet; at the frequencies and power levels Iridium uses you can barely use it through a glass window, let alone underwater.

4. Along with the satellites comes the obligation to safely deorbit them at the end off their lives. You might need to stake rather more than $10m to persuade anyone that you could do that.

Other than that, great post, very informative.

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Primetime precrime? Minority Report TV series 'being developed'

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Re: Cancelled after 1 series

The problem being that the interesting singular premise that can make for a great novel, or hold up for 90 minutes to make an engaging film, just gets recycled over and over and over and over again in a TV series, until after 26 episodes anybody with a brain is bored shitless with it.

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Just in case? Unverified 'supersize me' iPhone 6 pics in sneak leak peek

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Re: About what it's worth...

"The 6s will get my money because I want want, and I want the best one."

You want, want, want and are determined to splurge your cash, without even knowing what it is? Jeez, I'm in the wrong business...

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Apple's iWatch? They cannae do it ... they don't have the POWER

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Re: its production line isn't

If you'd bothered to read the linked article, you'd know that it doesn't say that it's an "Apple production line" - that's just shorthand used in the Reg article.

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New voting rules leave innocent Brits at risk of SPAM TSUNAMI

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Should dimwits be allowed to vote?

Yes, it could be simpler. Yes, they could stop asking you to opt out every year and remember your choice. No, I can't think of any valid reason for the edited electoral roll to be sold in the first place. But come on, it's not that complicated a form, or difficult to find the opt-out box. If people are too dim to work that out, or can't be bothered to read the form they're signing, then should anyone take any notice of where they eventually end up scrawling a cross come election time?

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Detroit losing MILLIONS because it buys CHEAP BATTERIES – report

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Re: @ Ian Emery (was: Smoke Alarms....)

Doesn't your smoke alarm have an audible and visual battery condition warning built in, like all the ones I've ever bought? Do you never use that test button either? Perhaps you've been pinching pennies on the smoke alarms you buy.

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Chrome update to raise alarms over deceptive download bundles

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Then you have to ask why do they list the crippled Truecrypt 7.2 version as the latest, rather than the fully-featured (and still being audited) 7.1a? Doesn't give me a lot of confidence in their checking process.

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Face-recog tech spots US fugitive wanted for 14 years ... from a photo

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Didn't take a lot of special cooperation - cancel his tourist visa, suddenly he's an American illegal immigrant and the Nepalese can just put him on the first plane back to the US. Which presumably was by coincidence the same one an FBI agent was returning home on...

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£100m DMI omnifail: BBC managers' emails trawled by employment tribunal

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Re: Public money

You think it's any different in large private sector corporations? It isn't - back-stabbing executive shits abound there too.

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NetScout sues Gartner over magic quadrant placement

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Re: Gartner says...

The problem here is that Gartner produces 'opinions,' not something more official. This has been challenged in court and it was upheld:

According to the Wikipedia page you linked to, the court dismissed the claim due to lack of a specific complaint. Gartner's First Amendment "pure opinion" argument never got to be tested in court, let alone upheld.

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Ex-Apple man Sam Sung - for it is he - sticks namebadge on eBay

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Do Apple lawyers have a sense of decency?

The most surprising thing about this is that Apple's lawyers haven't slapped him with an injunction to prevent him from exploiting their intellectual rights in the t-shirt and business card, not to mention them doubtless considering that it's all still Apple's property.

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DON'T PANIC! Satellite comms hacking won't be able to crash an aircraft

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Re: VHF?

You don't think the pilots, or approach radar, might notice the aircraft's not where they were expecting it to be and mention it to someone?

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Flying United Airlines? If you could just scan your passport with your phone, that'd be great

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Re: Why not

Perhaps you've never looked at the range of (visible, never mind hidden) security features in a modern passport? They're a bit more thorough than checking that you can type "passw0rd123" correctly.

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Americans to be guinea pigs in vast chip-and-PIN security experiment

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Unfounded concerns

These are basically the same concerns that have been trotted out wherever chip & pin has been rolled out - and the forecast catastrophe has never happened. The weaknesses in the technology have proved to be pretty trivial compared with the hopeless lack of security inherent in the old mag stripe/signature system (particularly since experience shows the signature is never really checked), and the extortion of PINs at knife/gunpoint is rare as hens teeth. In fact most of the remaining card theft fraud we have this side of the Atlantic is actually as a result of stolen European cards still being usable in places like the USA. Come on America, we did the experiment a decade ago - just get on with it!

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Cracker takes control of 200 rooms in Chinese hotel

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Re: An interesting application

If you opened my blinds while I was parading around my room in the buff you might wish you hadn't...

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