* Posts by The Nazz

1023 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Jan 2013

You'll get your money – when this bank has upgraded Windows 7... or bought extended support

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Good luck getting any interest from the banks.

HMRC claims victory in another IR35 dispute to sting Nationwide contractor for nearly £75k in back taxes

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Presumably, similar tax reduction schemes no longer apply to Footballers?

Manager : "Hey Joe, you're in the team for the cup match Sunday 16.30 kickoff. Be on the team bus by 14.00"

Player : "But i'm a contractor, i was planning on turning up 21 minutes into the second half"

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Final paragraph.

The case in question seems a reasonable and fair outcome, from what we know.

However, i can't get my head around the final paragraph, letting three people off paying what has been determined to be due to HMRC simply because they and their advisors acted in "good faith." And everyone else acted in "bad faith"?

And yet Christa Akroyd had to pay up, despite her claims that she merely did what the BBC told her to, gave her no option to do otherwise.

Odd. Decidedly odd.

Stop us if you've heard this one before: HP Inc rejects Xerox's $36.5bn buyout plan as takeover saga drags on

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Strategy Option?

Let's say Xerox already own 15% of HP Stock.

Wouldn't they be better off offering the market say upto $30 a share until they've acquired another 36-37% and gained the controlling interest?

Total outlay gotta be cheaper surely?

If Tesco was prodded and probed by hackers, your data could be being flogged for just £2.70 – research

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Supermarket slogans eh?

Please correct me if i'm wrong, or not entirely accurate, but ....

Once Upon a Time there was a small supermarket chain trading by the name of Lion Stores (*) which had the slogan "The Customer is King."

I repeat "The CUSTOMER is KING."

Eventually becoming part of Hillards Supermarkets PLC, which in 1987, got taken over by ......

Tesco's.

Has anyone yet copyrighted "The customer is now a cash cow"?

(*) yep, complete with a pair of stone Lion figurines outside their Head Office.

IBM exec told that High Court evidence in Co-Op Insurance case wasn't 'truth, whole truth, and nothing but the truth'

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A more efficient process required?

I live for the day when one of these Judges says : "STOP! I've heard enough."

Possibly more apt for a previous saga, by around day 3.

An EPIC picture of Earth, sunny side up, from one million miles out

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Re: British Summer Time

Each corner?

Pin holes where they pinned the original photo to the noticeboard.

Surprise! Plans for a Brexit version of the EU's Galileo have been delayed

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Re: Good

Localised struggles.

Meanwhile, the Greeks are left to draw on Churchill's words "we'll fight them on the beaches."

Is there also, any rule in history that says a country can only have the one civil war?

If it's Goodenough for me, it's Goodenough for you: Canuck utility biz goes all in on solid-state glass battery boffinry

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Re: "Critics have been understandably sceptical"

I may be mistaken, but didn't Obama and G Thunberg get awarded Nobel prizes and they definitely were/are open to criticism.

OK, admittedly, they weren't scientific Nobel's for what you say actually holds true.

I'm just thankful that the Nobel committee never sunk low enough to reward that financial superhero "i saved the world" Brown.

Take it Huawei, Pai: Senate passes bill to rip 'dodgy' kit from rural telcos

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Re: Managed by the FCC

"With whose money, again?"

China's. Don't the US owe them something like $87,000tn?

Currently the US are protected by Oil being traded in $US. What's gonna happen when Oil is no longer traded, at all, never mind in $. Not that i'll be here too worry too much.

US Homeland Security mistakenly seizes British ad agency's website in prostitution probe gone wrong

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Joke

Damages?

Damages suffered by an ad agency being down for 10 days? You're having a laugh ain't ya?

A GoFund me page for more DHS actions anyone?

EU court tells prudish IP office to fack off for balking at 'fack ju' trademark application

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King of Fuh

Brute Force's take on it : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NuaQetsDbk

You'd have to be a king-sized snowflake to get offended at that.

Additionally, does anyone here know (there''ll be someone) if the French phrase "Baisez-moi" can be used in both contexts as with English.

Fuck Me - a sexual request. and

Fuck me, (have you seen the size of that?)

Aww, a cute mini-moon is orbiting Earth right now. But like all good things, it too will abandon us at some point

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Re: I idly wonder about the challenge of landing this on earth ?

Yeah but think of the value of the "bidding rights" from cities, ie the modern trend to waste millions bidding for an event, to be the one it is dropped upon from orbit.

Halifax : "We'll bid 1.2bn to drop it in Bradford."

Leeds : "We'll bid 2.3 bn if you drop it on Bradford."

Kirklees* : "We'll bid 14.3 bn if you drop it on us."

Sold, to the highest bidder.

*Not technically a city but ne'er mind.

Departing MI5 chief: Break chat app crypto for us, kthxbai

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Re: So GCHQ...- Policing the old fashioned way, anyone for Pizza.

MI5, MI6, GCHQ et al are gonna do whatever they're gonna do. Regardless. But why so much time, effort and focus on breaking encryption and "authorities" only back doors?

Far far greater benefits to joe public would come from old fashioned policing. Anyone for Pizza? How hard can it be for plod/authorities to read a business card and make a phone call? The criminal comes straight to you, within minutes, along with the evidence.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-51237885

Easier than Pizza, or a fast meal, at least using those services you don't get inundated with :

1) would you like to make it large Sir/Madam/They/It/**********

2) would you like additional toppings on it.

3) a queue of people at the counter demanding that staff search through the whole sack of figurines for that one elusive model because "our little brat TallulahDeLacy" already has this common figurine.

Rotherwood Healthcare AWS bucket security fail left elderly patients' DNR choices freely readable online

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Pointless

"We are unaware of any abuse of data."

Well d'uh. Is that because you were also completely clueless that your data was out there and wide open?

Mind you, in the interests of "open and transparent government", maybe it's a good thing that the costs charged to the Council are widely published.

Xiaomi in the UK: Multi-eyed Mi Note 10 hits Blighty festooned with cameras and hefty battery life

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Will set you back £459

No. No it won't.

This is your last chance, HP. There's no turning back. You take blue poison pill, the story ends. You take the red Xerox pill, you stay in Wonderland

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Bit too late?

Chip Bergh, chairman of HP’s board of directors. He said HP remains “very concerned about Xerox’s aggressive and rushed tactics, and any process that is not based on full information is a threat to our shareholders.”

Cough, Autonomy.

And they said IoT was trash: Sheffield 'smart' bins to start screaming when they haven't been emptied for a fortnight

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Re: Wrong gas, Shirley?

Air quality?

Personally i'd rather have somewhat drier air than the piss wet through stuff we'd had relentlessly for the last 6 months.

Which i'm led to believe is a consequence of so much extra CO2 in the atmosphere.

Would it be too much to ask if our Metropolitan Council would actually consider providing some, any, public bins in the first place? Tbf the residential bin service is good and reliable.

The European Commission digital strategy wants to, er, take back control of citizens' data

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No way.

"By 2025, the EU also intends to provide all European households (whether urban or rural) with a minimum 100Mbps broadband."

No chance.

And why on earth do 100% of households ( even 10%) require 100Mbps broadband?

Shipping is so insecure we could have driven off in an oil rig, says Pen Test Partners

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Happy

Re: And yet...

re jake

Curious, and mischievious, minds wish to know, which side of that fault line are you on?

$2.07bn? That's one Dell of a deal to offload infosec biz RSA

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Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan Board

Not the first time (4th, 5th?) i've seen this mentionned in purchases of substantial assets.

They must have some portfolio by now. I wouldn't have thought there are a particularly large number of Ontario teachers, past and present, to provide for, must be some decent pension pots in there?

Please check your data: A self-driving car dataset failed to label hundreds of pedestrians, thousands of vehicles

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Prior art

ha ha 2=2=5, nice try. But prior art.

My Dad used to visit a bungalow, and as he popped inside, we'd be left waiting in the car for what seemed like hours (probably 20 minutes). Eventually one of us asked who was in the bungalow. "Ah, just someone i know" he'd say. Always seemed to set off his asthma too.

Call us immediately if your child uses Kali Linux, squawks West Mids Police

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Re: Well, blow me down me hearties!

From the BBC : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-51501202

Interestingly, the Judge also stated that whilst the investigation itself was unlawful, the police were justified in RECORDING his tweets as being a hate incident. From a complaint made by a single person.

Shame, as i quite liked his mammal, fish comment.

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Re: And if accompanied by Bitcoin wallet apps

Or indeed selling.

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There are of course exceptions. I know first hand from two serving female officers and one of my best female friends who has recently retired from the force,they are far more likley to use the word "opportunities" rather than harrassment. Couple of weeks back, the youngest of them was quite openly laughing about it.

Cache me if you can: HDD PC sales collapse in Europe as shoppers say yes siree to SSD

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Re: "spinning rust"

a fair proportion of PBD's these days.

PBD = Paviour Block Drive

Bloke forks out £12m, hands over keys to tropical island to shoo away claims that his web marketing biz was a scam

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Accessories to the fraud?

This guys "work" is clearly described as a Fraud (though i cannot see any reference to a crime). He and others have had to surrender/repay relatively small amounts (as a proportion) of the proceeds of the scam.

But what of the accessories to the scam? Advertising agencies, payment processors etc? My guess is zero payback. Shouldn't they have also a responsibility to ensure that all their work, input and output, is legit and above board? The end result remains that they have a (sizeable?) chunk of the victims' monies.

Otherwise, why not simply start an "advertising agency" and intentionally seek out scammers who have large revenues to dispose of? Must be a fine line between that and money laundering.

Forgotten motherboard driver turns out to be perfect for slipping Windows ransomware past antivirus checks

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re Hamburger

Judging by some of the locals around here, the zoo animals are gonna go hungry.

Facebook loses control of its own Twitter account in hacker attack – and more news

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Re: RootGoat is a crime in Australia

Maybe you get lucky with a kindly Judge?

re Kevin Bloody Wilson : She's a Good'un

Social media notifications of the future: Ranger tagged you in a photo with Tessadora, Wrenlow, Faelina and Graylen

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Tip of the iceberg.

Notice the growing trend of double-barrelled surnames? Even in instances where only one parent is evident.

I'm looking forward ( not really ) to what happens when such as Tessadora Underbrow-Pocklington* breeds with Wrenlow Thompson-Smythe

Who knows : Timothy Ian Thompson-Smythe-Underbrow-Pocklington could make an appearance one day.

* Obviously, all names made up for illustrative purposes.

Come to Five Guys, where the software is as fresh as the burgers... or maybe not

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Software being poorly where it didn't ought to be?

Iowa?

Ooops wrong thread.

As an aside, isn't their issue, the collating of votes , one example where a five minute knocked up Excel "database" would have done the job admirably?

Suspected crypto-coin crook collared after emailing apology note to the cops rather than victim – shock claim

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Also weird

He's from Blackwood, New Jersey. Connecticut is also mentionned.

Yet he was in California when he nicked the phone?

And even though he was able to nick the phone, access Coinbase and convert crypto to actual US$ seemingly he hasn't spent a cent of it? In over 4 months?

Odd.

Former Autonomy boss Mike Lynch 'submits himself' for arrest in central London

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Re: 10 million pounds bail

Even if he had a mind to, Where TF is he gonna abscond to, the US?

iCloud hacker perv cops nearly 3 years in jail for stealing and sharing people's private, intimate pics

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Re: by using "software"

Isn't it when the software turns into hardware that the main problems start?

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Re: Oh for Heaven's sake, people

I agree re servers, and barely consider that aspect as requiring jail time, BUT ....

the article also mentions material obtained from the local leisure centre, which i would imagine would be the reason for the bulk of the 32 month sentence.

Colombia accused of rigging .co contract for dot-org provider Afilias – is this document a smoking gun?

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Shared registries?

I don't know about these matters, obviously, but couldn't it work that multiple (say two, three or four) registries are involved? Then the domain owner chooses which one they'd rather deal with? At least it would keep the provision of quality service competitive if not price.

Why does it have to be Neustar OR Afilias? ( with India, Australia, Colombia etc)

Twitter says a certain someone tried to discover the phone numbers used by potentially millions of twits

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Re: Just curious

Speaking of being in the news, here's one way to deal with trolls and get in the news. : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-51379041.

Comedy gold, for those of us lucky (unlucky?) enough to have the wonderful Ms Brabin as our MP.

Quite a contrast to her prior ten years of association (IDK the details) with the BBC's vile Eastenders.

Vulture discovers talons are rubbish for building Lego's International Space Station

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Re: "Roller-coaster for getting back to earth quicker"

That age old question :

How long's a length of bungee rope?

Pop quiz: Who's responsible for data protection compliance in the cloudy era? If you said 'dunno', you're not alone

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complete control over the data .........what, like Morrisons Supermarkets?

In case you wanna launch your boss into the Sun, good news: Earth's largest solar telescope just checked and, yeah, it's still pretty fiery

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Re: Reg units - Wales

Out of curiousity ( and some laziness ie not googling) is the area of Wales calculated at sea level or does it take into account all the slopey bits?

Let’s check in on the .org sale fiasco: Senators say No, internet grandees say Yes – and ICANN pretends there's absolutely nothing to see here

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Re: ICANN's commitment

Brown envelopes?

More likely brown suitcases with the values involved.

Shhhhhh: Fujitsu bags another £12m from Libraries NI as bosses fail to bookmark replacement

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Was £5m a year and now it's £6m a year.

If it's anything like our local library* how much of the increase is down to the additional requirements to provide data before you can borrow an item?

On joining the library i had to declare i was one of some 50 ethnicities. Now there's an additional page required to choose one of a multitude of genders, or invent a new one ie specify Others?

*still, in a Labour constituency, with a majority Labour council and 100% caring Labour cabinet determined to (continue to) destroy local assets and facilities we should be grateful we still have one.

IT exec sets up fake biz, uses it to bill his bosses $6m for phantom gear, gets caught by Microsoft Word metadata

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Re: Greedy and careless

Blimey, is it really 17 years ago :

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2002/apr/17/13

Not quite out and out fraud but certainly corruption. Both of these being highly remunerated executives who simply got too greedy. But no, it didn't pay.

Towards the end of the article it says, (unbelievably) that Chambers actually won £150,000 for unfair dismissal. The mind boggles. Though it does say that the Co-op were seeking to recover said monies.

We live so fast I can't even finish this sent...

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Re: Now you know what 2020 is going to look like

Why do decades always have to be listed as 50;s , 60;s etc?

Personally, i think a great decade of pop/rock music commenced around 1964. YMWV

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Re: Now you know what 2020 is going to look like

Salt and Vinegar you say?

Nah, not for those of us still stuck in the 70's it isn't.

Do i have to spell it out C-H-E-E-S-E-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N-S

Lynch was 'willing to lie' to High Court over Autonomy whistleblower, claims HPE

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Princess Diana

This saga, though much lengthier, reminds me of the time of the Princess Diana inquest.

Everyone knew, or at least could see, what the resulting outcome would be from the outset.

OK. We're off. Water ice found just below the surface of Mars. Good enough for us. Let's go. Impulse power, Mr Sulu

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Re: "Spacecrafts" ?

Oh i don't know.

Plenty of time to knit a sweater whilst on the way to Mars, or sew a small tapestry. A balsa (light enough?) model spaceport maybe?

Oi, Queenslander who downloaded 26.8TB in June alone – we see you

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Re: Quick maths

Ok, ok, i admit to it.

Cheaper to warm the house this way than B Gas.

Non-unicorn $700 e-scooter shop Unicorn folds with no refunds – after blowing all its cash on online ads

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Re: Odd Excuse

Hey Foxy

Look on the bright side, at least Orange isn't White.

Escobar Fold 1 snort all it's cracked up to be: Readers finger similarity to slated Chinese mobe

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Re: Other products you missed

At least give them credit for being upfront and entirely honest about matters (on the face of it).

It's been a long time since i've seen any other website that is, commercial or government.