* Posts by The Nazz

164 posts • joined 18 Jan 2013

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Matt LeBlanc handed £1.5m to front next two series of Top Gear

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Re: arguably the UK’s most famous ginger man

There is only ONE ginger for the role.

L & G, I give you Mrs Horner, fka Ginger spice.

Can you imagine all that pillow talk, fired up on Red Bull.

Pistons, big ends fnarr, fnarr.

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Top smut site stops Flashing, adopts HTML5

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Porn

The only film that looks the same in reverse as it does normally.

Ok, almost.

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Public masturbation not a crime declares Italy’s top court

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Better value than a fine .....

Surely he could have garnered much assistance from the (impoverished?) students for much less than the fine of €3,420?

Many times over.

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EU court: Linking to pirated stuff doesn't breach copyright... except when it does

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Am i missing something here?

The article ends with an hyperlink , "you can find the press release *here*".

So by the logic of the article, that is an instant breach of copyright ( of the press release)?

Regardless of whether or not The Reg has sought and obtained express permission to make such a link.

Suggested exception to any laws : Please ban ALL hyperlinks within Twitter.

Edit : Just as most El Reg articles do, surely they don't obtain permission for every single one of them?

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Hollywood offers Daniel Craig $150m to (slash wrists) play James Bond

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If Bond becomes a woman . . .

Do we get to keep Bondgirls and is Bond herself a lezza?

Or do the girls become Men?

A hybrid franchise of sorts, Carry On Bonding?

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Surge pricing? How about surge fines: Pennsylvania orders Uber to cough up $11.4m

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my two cents worth*

Two points :

1. Just how hard can it be for Uber to become "legal" and register as the taxi operator it so clearly is? Technically, easy. Philosophically difficult.

2. Advice to Tom Wolf, Governor of Pennsylvania : when drafting legislation for "ridesharing", make it relevant to that and not operating an unlicensed taxi service like Uber.

It worries me that the leading official in the State/Commenwealth intimates that Uber is merely ridesharing. Surely that is dishonest, disingenuous at best.

It also amuses me that often the US are the forerunners in cracking down on "rogue" banks who bend the rules or the corrupt businesses who use "bribery" to win business.

What's the difference between bribery and such as appointing key IOC Veeps as "ambassadors", for the victory ( well, Goddess of)? The US seems to rather like the latter approach.

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Dell's new story: Goldilocks and the three virtual infrastructures

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From the usual (high) standard of stock photos used

one wouldn't think there was an ongoing obesity epidemic, would one.

My first thought was that it a photo of the retro french actress (actress, really?) Dominique Saint-Clair.

There is a strong semblance there, but there again, i've never really seen DSC with her clothes on.

Now what was that about the servers?

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Jovial NASA says Juno flyby a success

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With greetings from Yorkshire

May i offer :

t'rain : piss wet through precipitation, mostly downward but occasionally near horizontal.

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Google 'Solitaire' ... Just do it

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Re: Not fair

A close second would be Backgammon against "experts". If they don't win the opening roll with one of three or so favourable rolls they just quit. LOL.

And repeat.

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Mozilla breathes petition-of-fire at EU copyright laws

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Re: Back in the USA

Not to mention the special "Clinton's (own) Laws".

It isn't going to go well.

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Oracle Java copyright war latest: Why Google's luck is about to run out

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re ma1010 "Winner takes all"

How about Winners take all?

With Android there are 100's of millions of winners.

Even the one loser, Oracle, can well afford to do so.

Much better for a civilised society that way, do you not think?

On a topical note, same with the RIO olympics. Sure there have been a few hundred gold medal winners, some nicely positioned IOC officials and ambassadorial VP's who have done very well for themselves but there are also billions of losers who will now forego better housing, education and health care to pay for it.

My £0.02 worth says it isn't leading us to a better or even more civilised society. On the contrary.

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NASA to begin first asteroid sample mission: Seeks 'pristine' specimen

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Why all that way and $800m for a puny two oh zees*

Why not collect quite a bit more material? It's not like there's a baggage handling charge on the return journey.

*As my millenial daughter once asked after her first Domestic Science lesson ( well, she called it Food Tech but i knew what she meant) and upon reading a recipe, "Dad, what are oz's?"

I blame the teachers.

*

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US Patent Office sued after it declared a power outage a 'national holiday'

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It simply reads to me ...

that Elm 3DS know they have a lot to be worried about if the reviews are allowed to proceed.

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Bees bring down US stealth fighter

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Where's the usual corollory to a story of this nature?

ie No brown wedding parties or MSF hospitals where harmed during this entire exercise.

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Microbes that laugh at antibiotics: UK sinks £4.5m into China-Brit kill team

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Re: "Super gonorrhea"????

I felt such a drip when the Dr gave me the test results.

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NASA dumps $65m into building deep space hutches for humans

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NASA need to have a word with Nelly down our road

For the small sum of $40 ( 30GBP ) she took me much further than i'd ever been before.

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Australian national census fails in the IBM cloud

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All things considered, not that bad an effort.

Contrast that with the UK's 2011 Census ( pop'n about 2.5 x that of Oz) :

Approx cost of some £495m

Thousands (tens of?) of returned and completed forms lost before census day.

Thousands (hundreds of?) of useless forms, (duplicate or non valid addresses) issued in advance.

Return rates in a lot of London Boroughs down in the 60%'s.

Successful prosecutions for non-return? Very few if any, i guess.

Yep, the Aussies have some way to go to match that "success" rate.

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London's contactless ticket payment system for sale in £15m deal

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At risk of increasing Mr O's blood pressure ...

I hope they've sorted out all the bugs :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7Jw_v3F_Q0

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Kids’ shoes seller Start-rite suspends sales following breach

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Anyone for a flip flop? ;-)

Just saying.

Presumably that youngster being "used" in the ad has given their informed consent?

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A little image magic gets Curiosity's wheels turning again

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Re: As the (no doubt made up) Chinese apothegm has it:

No doubt about it, at all, of course it's made up.

It didnt just appear out of the Big Bang.

Being far removed from any form of Boffinry, i much prefer the Billy Connolly version :

"She shouted get him Rover and he jumped over ..."

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Spotify, YouTube pay musicians with ever-shrinking buttons

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Here's a simple idea ....

If they really cared about the little guy, why don't all the mega rich superstars, the likes of Thom Yorke, Taylor Swift et al start up their own Music Label?

As an aside, if "stealing" music was good enough for major record companies in the 70's, then why be surprised when others do likewise? Compare :

https://www.google.co.uk/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=TleFV4TsKMXU8geG5ZXQDw#q=t+rex+i+love+to+boogie

to

https://www.google.co.uk/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=PleFV-W1E8XU8geG5ZXQDw#q=webb+pierce+teenage+boogie

Mr O's articles often refer to insufficient or falling revenue. But one could rightfully ask, where does all the massive increase in revenue, in relative terms, go to?

I understand that tickets to see the first Glastonbury Festival or the Derek & the Dominos tour ( a series of gigs) circa 1970 were priced at £1 , yes 1 single GBP each.

That's £15 in today's value, adjusted for inflation.

Where on earth, well the UK, the US. can you see anyone live for that amount nowadays?

Take Scarborough for example, an open air venue, yeah you get piss wet through when it rains and it does, the shittiest "bands"/acts start from £37

Also, whatever happened to half price tickets for children?

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UK.gov wants to fine websites £250,000 if teens watch porn vids

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Are you over 18?

Of course i am, don't you know that my wife is the (now thankfully ex ) Home Secretary?

ps you couldn't bill me as it being "parliamentary stationery" could you?

Ooooh, i think i have a cold coming on ......a tissue.

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700,000 Muslim Match dating site private messages leaked online

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i would have thought

manic depressives were much sought after too.

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Hubble spies rare cosmic tadpole galaxy

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Re: @Lars: "Our galaxy does things like this"

Excellent.

The animated graphic had me laughing out loud, again after all these years.

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Apple, Amazon and Google are screwing us, warns Elizabeth Warren

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Let me see if i understand this.

Senator Warren is a Democrat.

She rails against the monopoly power of huge business, particularly tech firms, such as Google.

Yet she's supported Obama for over 7 years. in bending over backwards for Google, notwithstanding being elected by.

And she wants to be running mate to the mega-sold out would be (probably will be ) POTUS Clinton?

Weird. Or par for the course.

At least our Sturgeon seems to be flogging a dying horse simply for the hell of it.

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Office 365 falls over in US

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Irrelevant, but the lead photo has now got me singing . . .

There were 30,000lbs of Bananas, yes there were 30,000bs of ........mashed Bananas.

Thanks :-(

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Cali bloke accused of illegally trousering $68k using mom's Apple AuthenTec gobble tip-off

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Aiding and abetting?

And of course, the brokerage agent is likewise being prosecuted for aiding and abetting an illegal activity and profiting therefrom.

Yeah, thought not.

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What Brexit means for you as a motorist

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Re: So essentially

I wonder what the relative percentages, Remain/Leave will become when Sturgeon, sorry i mean Scotland are told that their bill is £12bn a year and their "allocation" of hitherto non-EU migrants is circa 500,000.

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Chatbot lawyer shreds $2.5m in parking tickets

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100% success rate here

Oxford County Council, maybe City i dunno, here's looking at you.

Reason for my success, i had a perfectly valid ticket on full display.

The time of the "issue" would suggest the warden was chancing his/her arm just before clocking off.

It's about time that issuing such tickets in such circumstances is a CRIMINAL offence. By both the warden and the head honcho of the council. I did think of reporting it, as fraud*, to the Police at the time but am fully aware of what their response is.

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The best way to find oxygen on Mars? Friggin LASERS, of course

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well, it is a possibility that Mars will be swamped** with immigrants in the none too distant future, hopefully within the remainder of my natural life.

** relatively speaking.

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Visiting America? US border agents want your Twitter, Facebook URLs

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Is there a kickstarter fund i can contribute to....

To help the Mexicans build that wall? To keep the yanks IN.

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Time to re-file your patents and trademarks, Britain

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Re: And so it starts.

Easiest of responses to France.

Apply the law, international standards :

Return those would be illegal immigrants to the last safe country they passed through ie France. By air if necessary, parachutes on request.

It is perfectly clear from the results what the one overriding issue is.

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NASCAR team red-flagged by ransomware attack

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re Backup

Call me what you will, but an image of Deliverance entered my mind.

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Dad of student slain in Paris terror massacre sues Google, Twitter, Facebook for their 'material support' of ISIS

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In that case may Blair be allowed to file an amicus brief on behalf of the US government and become a co-defendant?

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Energy companies aren't going to slurp your personal data. Honest

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An insight as to why the program is so costly and will be delayed.

This morning a close neighbour had one fitted.

The "operative" spent one hour installing the meter followed by three more hours doing nothing but sit in his van and be on the phone most of that time. Dressed at all times in what appeared to be a very bulky and dayglo green jacket. Even though he was safely parked on her drive.

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Google Research opens machine intelligence base in Zurich

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Re: Why is there a picture of Lake Geneva...

Unknown but for how long? That''s one pretty lass.

The FWB* will be along shortly to campaign to have such women removed.

*Don't ask.

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E-books the same as printed ones, says top Euro court egghead

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Restrictions on becoming a "library"?

Are there any as i have a few e-books and no end of friends, er i mean potential borrowers.

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Bill Gates cooks up poultry recipe for Africans' paltry existence

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Re: Teching self-help

Prior art, non fiction too

John Kongos - Tokoloshe Man (must be on you-tube, i'm too lazy* to look)

* at the mo.

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Model's horrific rape case may limit crucial online free speech law

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One sad aspect of this story ...

is that the existing law, as it's quoted exceptions, places "IP theft" on a far higher plane than violent and the most heinous of sexual offences.

Wow, some civilised society right there. Not.

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Top EU data cop slams Safe Harbor replacement as inadequate

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EU, give up now, you've no effing chance.

Hell, the most likely next POTUS can't even comply with her own countries rules, regulations and laws so what chance Europe's?

.

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Surrey teen charged over Mumsnet hack attack

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I-spy an omission . . .

should it have been ..."against the high profile UK mis-parenting site"?

YMMV

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Watchdog snaps: Privatise the Land Registry? What a terrible idea!

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Re: The *real* reason is to make it exempt from FOI requests ...

Didn't Genesis refer to selling England by the pound, not Britain?

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Safety, pah! Digital Dukes of Hazzard have robot cars powersliding

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I'm not impressed, at all.

Not a particularly difficult track to learn is it?

I reckon my dog could drive the kid's battery powered car around that track given 20 minutes learning time. And sufficient treats.

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US Telecom beats up FCC over investment

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Holland speaking double dutch?

If Holland, as a mouthpiece, is so in favour of investment in real, actual facilties, then why such severe opposition to any municipality that wishes to make real investment in real infrastructures?

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G4S call centre staff made 'test' 999 calls to hit performance targets

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It's only going to get worse.

If only a fraction of what the sister-in-law, a teacher, tells me then most of the current state education system is engaged in gaming the system (for higher self reward) and producing a whole load of future operatives for such underhand tactics.

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Lauri Love: 'Britain's FBI' loses court attempt to evade decryption laws

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A better outcome?

Wouldn't it be better if the NCA or similar employed this Love guy in a job, a top job?

And gave "sex and travel" advice to the Yanks.

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SpaceX adds Mars haulage to its price list

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What a bargain! "For just US$62.0 SpaceX will send 4,850kg to Mars"

Okay, i've booked the Ex on the first flight, no guarantee required other than it at least tries to take off.

Bonus too, 4,740 kgs spare capacity, free to a good home.

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Are state-sponsored attackers poisoning the statistical well?

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Prior Art?

Didn't the UoEA prove this very point?

Maybe they patented their process.

Maybe not.

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SpaceX: We'll land on Mars in 2018 (cough, with NASA's help)

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SUV sized capsule you say?

And precisely where on Mars are they gonna find yellow lines, street junctions and proximity to school gates to park the damn thing?

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Utah declares 'war on smut'

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I'm not addicted to porn ...

I'm just trying to learn French and German the hard way.

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