* Posts by TheVogon

1553 posts • joined 17 Jan 2013

Windows Server-as-a-service: Microsoft lays out Server 2016's future

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Re: So a major price increase then...

"What you say might be true for Windows but it is not true for Linux."

Well yes, Linux vendors still charge per CPU socket, but that might change tomorrow. I doubt enterprise Linux will ever be cheaper to license / support than Windows Server except in very niche applications.

For instance see https://www.redhat.com/wapps/store/catalog.html

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Re: So a major price increase then...

"Not to worry, the Azure version will be just slightly cheaper (at first). The job's not done until it doesn't run - in your datacenter."

Azure Stack will run in your datcentre though.

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Cryptocat dev reckons WhatsApp is blocking calls to Saudi numbers

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Re: Morals issue?

"This sounds stupid I know but the Saudis make Baptists look like party animals."

You obvious haven't been there much. Or out in the expensive parts of London during Ramadan. When they think no one is looking, the Saudis make party animals look like Baptists...

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It's 2016 and Windows lets crims poison your printer drivers

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Re: Software contains bugs

"Win10 has supposedly been re-written from the ground up."

Says who? Even Microsoft don't claim that.

What Microsoft actually said was "This new Windows must be built from the ground-up for a mobile-first, cloud-first world.”

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Pokemon Go oh no no no, we're not reading your email, says gamemaker

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The IOS issue has now been fixed apparently.

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Re: Pig in a Pokémon

Presumably if you use Google for anything, you have little problem with corporate access to all your personal data and emails anyway?

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Theresa or Teresa May? Twitter confuses nude model and new PM

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Parties

On the subject of party leaders, it's time for anyone who doesn't live off benefits to invest £3 so you can vote to keep Corbyn as leader and ensure Labour remain unelectable...Best 3 quid I ever spent.

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Blighty will have a whopping 24 F-35B jets by 2023 – MoD minister

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Re: Space to spare

"a complete fucking waste of money."

Gordon Brown subsidising "Greece without the sun" ...

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Idiot brings gun-shaped iPhone to airport

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Re: I take objection to "Shooty McBangbang"

"Long story but whilst aiding a pair of US marines in Beirut in the eighties, they called a helicopter gunship in to take me out."

Remind me of a saying my dad told me that dates from WW2:

When the English shoot, the Germans duck.

When the Germans shoot, the English duck.

When the Americans shoot, everybody ducks...

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Oracle says it is 'committed' to Java EE 8 – amid claims it quietly axed future development

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Is that "committed" like they are to Itanium?

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Microsoft's cringey 'Hey bae <3' recruiter email translated by El Reg

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Re: Delusions of Competence

"He's a yank, their beer just makes you sick without the joys of being drink."

Drinking English beer turns it into American beer....

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Microsoft's Windows 10 nagware goes FULL SCREEN in final push

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Re: Games

"Plus what happens when DirectX 12 comes along, which is exclusive to Windows 10?"

It's already been here for quite some time now. Hitman, Rise of the Tomb Raider, Ashes of the Singularity, and Gears of War were some of the first DX12 games, and it's also been rolled out to the Xbox One - so many games are being written with DX12 as the native target.

Vulcan will be an afterthought for most gamers - DX12 is the primary requirement for the foreseeable future.

"All your games so far run on Windows 7. But if Microsoft makes any headway with DirectX 12, you'll soon be forced to install Windows 10."

There are already an increasing number of Windows 10 only games. See http://www.cinemablend.com/games/See-What-Games-Exclusive-Xbox-One-Windows-10-Year-109267.html

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Prominent Brit law firm instructed to block Brexit Article 50 trigger

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Re: "No, No, No. Let me resign..."

"Brave Sir Nigel ran away!"

Or he is freeing himself up for the task of joining the Brexit negotiation team.

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UN council: Seriously, nations, stop switching off the damn internet

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Re: World to UN:

"You and whose army?"

NATO probably. Give it a few more years and everything in Europe bordering Russia will probably be a member...

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This local council paid HOW MUCH for an SD card?!

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Re: What are the El Reg units for SD card costs then?

"Uh, the UK is still part of Europe :)"

We still have UK versus European pallet sizes for instance...

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Take that, Mom! Turns out Super Mario Bros was all about solving complex math problems

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Re: All things are...

If you want a laugh try asking an American to pronounce the following:

Lithium, Sodium, Potassium, Calcium, Magnesium, Barium, Aluminium....

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Google enlists Microsoft VoIP partner to unseat Office 365+Skype

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Re: Between the lines

"Only if you are a stuck with Windows. With anything else, SfB is a royal PITA"

The market share of any other OS on the enterprise desktop is close to zero.

If you want to go down the path no one else uses, expect to be having to fight your way through...

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Re: Between the lines

"I still have never met happy users of Skype for business. Only people regretting it or wanting move away."

Quite the reverse here, and one of my previous job titles was head of UC for a Telco across multiple platforms (Cisco, Lync, Avaya).

Especially for those who have used Cisco's conglomerated mess previously - Lync / Skype is a far better integrated product...

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Re: Google is failing because it is rubbish

"The management are pushing Google at work"

I have seen several adverts for resources for migrations from Google Apps to O365, but none the other way. Good luck with that!

Having used and been involved in implementations of both; Google Apps just isn't in the same league - and in a number of ways isn't as good or as complete an enterprise grade solution. Hence why Microsoft are wiping the floor with them.

Also O365 is far cheaper - Google Apps is £80 a year for the fully featured version versus £60 a year for O365 Enterprise E1 which is roughly the equivalent package from Microsoft.

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Re: Wait, what?

For $35 + $12 a month you can get Office 365 E5 + PSTN which includes a local copy of a full version of MS Office and imo is a far more complete and enterprise grade solution.

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Re: You're almost right

"but at a consumer level does O365 have freeness built in"

It does - see https://products.office.com/en-US/office-online/documents-spreadsheets-presentations-office-online

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Meet the 1,000 core chip that can be powered by an AA battery

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Re: 13.1 W.

"Not realistically an AA cell. That's 10 amps at 1.3V"

Or 3.54 Amps at 3.7 Volts as per say a Lithium AA (14500) cell.... Pushing the limits but quite possible.

But actually it says 0.7W for an AA - so that's less than 200mA on a Lithium AA cell...

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PM resigns as Britain votes to leave EU

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Re: CAC40 and DAX dropping substantially more than the FTSE

"Well duh, yes, because FTSE companies are priced in pounds sterling"

Well, Duh, FTSE companies are mostly not listed on the DAX or CAC....

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"If a racist like Farage"

Can't recall him ever making a negative comment on race - perhaps you could enlighten us?

LOL at the CAC40 and DAX dropping substantially more than the FTSE. That tells you who our freedom really hurts....

All we need now to rub it in is to win the Euros....

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Re: RE: Nigel Farage...

"Farage will now have to find a job, and it might shock him to find out he'll have to turn up to get paid.!"

Unlike most of his peers in politics, Farage already has an employment history in a real job....

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Re: We all know what happened

"Well the financial experts will have decamped to Frankfurt"

I'm guessing you havn't been to Frankfurt. It's not exactly an attractive location for someone well paid to chose to locate themselves... The risk of that happening is pretty close to zero.

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Opera cries foul over Microsoft Edge power-slurping claims

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"Opera already has the edge on Edge regarding HTML5 speed tests."

"Already" being since when for a browser that's 21 years old? Edge has been faster in every benchmark I have seen since Windows 10 went RTM.

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Re: Adblocker Quibble

"Okay, let's re-run the test with Edge's native ad blocker on as well"

"Tracking Protection Lists" is the native IE advert blocker and it's not available on Edge yet. Microsoft were conducting an entirely fair test - each browser was rendering the same content.

However Edge add-ons are now available including Adblock and Adblock Pro - and I suspect that using those Edge would still beat Opera...

"and specifically multiple active page / tab performance is more important"

Edge was the fastest browser at time of launch. I haven't seen any more recent benchmarks though.

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Why you should Vote Remain: Bananas, bathwater and babies

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Re: Bananas argument

"Arguments about bananas. "

Arguments about Banana Boats are more pertinent to todays vote imo.

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Mobile phone app replaces Congressional TV as Democrats stage sit-in

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Re: Unsafe Space

"And you would disarm every law-abiding citizen in the face of such savagery."

Absolutely. Like most civilised countries already do. Gun owners are many times more likely to use the gun in a crime or have it used on them by a criminal than to ever use it in self defence.

As America already has more guns than people and firearms related deaths are still stratospheric, clearly having more guns doesn't stop gun deaths. Quite the reverse in fact.

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Dutch court says BREIN should get e-book uploaders' names

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"users would simply change their handles if they thought BREIN was close to catching them"

Or maybe they just used an open WiFi access point.

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Microsoft's paid $60 per LinkedIn user – and it's a bargain, because we're mugs

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Re: We couldn't slurp because no one was buying Windows10...

Windows 10 has over 300 million active users already. That's the fastest roll out for a new Windows version ever.

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Re: I predict they write off $20 billion in value before 2020

"MS is not a healthy company"

An AAA credit rating (better than Apple) says otherwise...

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Re: Gone now.

Thank god it wasn't bought by Google or Facebook.

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Thief dresses as Apple Store drone, walks off with $16,000 in iGear

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"The source story said the phones were unlocked phones"

Presumably Apple could easily turn them in locked phones by barring activation.

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Brexit? Cutting the old-school ties would do more for Brit tech world

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"Yeah, close the borders. We don't want no stinkin people fleeing from some disaster."

Quite. Let the EU play migrant table tennis without us. Especially when it's likely going to be many millions of them. We already spend 0.7% of GDP on foreign aid...

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"but I also will be voting for Brexit, beacuse I care about democracy!"

I will because of immigration. Just think about what's going to happen when say much of Bangladesh sinks under the waves in a few decades due to global warming / sea level rise.....The EU will be inundated by even more undesirable economic migrants and refugees.

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Microsoft thinks it's fixed Windows Server mess its last fix 'fixed'

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Re: Windows management tool started to go down the sink...

"Err, you know that formatting input and outputs can also mean things like getting fields in the correct order"

The major advantage of Powershell is that you DO NOT need to keep track of the text position as it passes around objects. In Bash you select parameters from multiple commands piped together using text position often using awk, cut, etc.and that can sometimes be difficult if the text rows have different number of arguments such as iptables logs for example.

A longer list of some Powershell advantages over BASH:

1) Object oriented pipes so that I don't have to format and reparse and be concerned about language settings.

2) Command metadata. PowerShell commands, functions and even *script files* expose metadata about the names, positions, types and validation rules for parameters, allowing the *shell* to perform type coercion, allowing the *shell* to explain the parameters/syntax, allowing the *shell* to support both tab completion and auto-suggestions with no need for external and cumbersome completion definitions.

3) Robust risk management. Look up common parameters -WhatIf, -Confirm, -Force and consider how they are supported by ambient values in scripts you author yourself.

4) Multiple location types and -providers. Even a SQL Server appears as a navigable file system. Want to work with a certain database? Just switch to the sqlserver: drive and navigate to the server/database and start selecting, creating tables etc.

5) Fan-out remoting. Execute the same script transparently and *robustly* on multiple servers and consolidate the results back on the controlling console. Try icm host1,host2,host3 {ps} and watch how you get consolidated, object-oriented process descriptions from multiple servers.

6) Workflow scripting. PowerShell scripts can (since v3) be defined as workflows which are suspendable, resumable and which can pick up and continue even across system restarts.

7) Parallel scripting. No, not just starting multiple processes, but having the actual *script* branch out and run massively parallel.

8) True remote sessions where you don't step into and out of remote sessions but actually controls any number of remote sessions from the outside.

9) PowerShell web access. You can now set up a IIS with PWA as a gateway. This gives you a firewall-friendly remote command line in any standards compliant browser.

10) Superior security features, e.g. script signing, memory encryption, proper multi-mode credentials allowing script to be agnostic about authentication schemes which may go way beyond stupid username+password and use smart cards, tokens, OTPs etc.

11) Transaction support right in the shell. Script actions can join any resource manager such as SQL server, registry, message queues in a single atomic transaction. Do that in bash?

12) Strongly typed scripting, extensive data types, e.g first class xml support and regex support right in the shell. Optional static/explicit typing. Real lambdas (script blocks) instead of stupidly relying on dangerous and error prone "eval" functions.

13) Real *structured* exception handling as an alternative to outdated traps (which PowerShell also has). try-catch-finally blocks.

14) Instrumentation, extensive tracing, transcript and *source level* debugging of scripts.

15) Consistent naming conventions covering verb-noun command names, common verbs, common parameter names.

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Re: Testing on a live system

"Microsoft sending out updates which break your storage means you have to roll it back to the version which worked"

Or you have a proper testing and deployment process and don't allow untested automatic updates to production systems...

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Re: Windows management tool started to go down the sink...

"especially since programmers must spend more time now parsing, transforming and formatting inputs and outputs"

With an Object Orientated solution like Powershell you don't have to spend time doing this. It's one of the many advantages of PowerShell. These types of structural problems are far more an issue with say BASH and similar text data only based scripting formats...

"positional text-based exchange formats"

See the above.

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Dell finds liquid cooling tech on eBay, now wants you to buy it

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Re: Call out break-fix now requires a plumber too

"Water and electricity are never a good mix. Too many opportunities to damage a pipe leading to significant outage."

That has never seemed to stop the Americans using water based overhead fire extinguishing systems in datacentres regardless of the obvious stupidity and inherent safety hazards...

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Why Oracle will win its Java copyright case – and why you'll be glad when it does

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Re: The code is trivial

"The code is utterly trivial"

So surely Google should have been able to write their own instead of copying 11,000 lines of it?

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Oracle laying off its Java evangelists? Er, no comment, says Oracle

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Re: The world is not Java, nor even the JVM.

Today's jobs on http://www.cwjobs.co.uk/ :

.Net : 1352

C# : 1381

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SELECT features FROM bumf... What's new in MS SQL Server 2016

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Re: Oh wont someone think of the EULA

"but rather granting the server internet access (so the server can get critical updates, anti-virus signature updates and so on)."

Those should normally come via a managed and controlled internal infrastructure - not direct from the internet.

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Samsung: Don't install Windows 10. REALLY

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Re: If proof is needed...

"Windows 10 = 15%."

Nope - latest figures are 17.43% OS share (BetaNews) with over 300 million active installs.

So by far the fastest deployed version of Windows ever.

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The Windows Phone story: From hope to dusty abandonware

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Re: Too little too late

"NOBODY wants to use a slow, sick, virus-trojen-malware prone device as their smart phone"

Obviously they do as Android phones are still selling...

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'Australia tax' doesn't apply to Azure

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Likely a large company such as Microsoft at least to some extent will cover the risk of currency exchange rate movements with FX hedges back to USD, so they would only need adjust the exchange rates between countries every year or so....

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FOURTH bank hit by SWIFT hackers

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"but how would such large thefts be cashed by the Norks?"

Probably to finance Kim's personal DVD collection (20,000+ !)

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'Grey tech' broker DP Data Systems has gone titsup

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Re: Vowed to go clean rather than shut up shop. Shuts up shop

'grey tech'

I had visions of things like these: http://www.ttfone.com/

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Quiet cryptologist Bill Duane's war with Beijing's best

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Re: "a previously unknown, or “zero-day,” flaw in Adobe’s Flash software"

"The real surprise is having a spreadsheet tool with access to flash..."

Yes awful, nearly as bad having say a spreadsheet tool that uses Java?

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