81 posts • joined 10 Jan 2013
9 out of 12
I didn't know that Zuckerberg went to Harvard, but I read that question as meaning "Which was the first university to have an official public presence on Facebook?" not "Which university's students was Facebook first made available to?"
Looks more like one for Gantt charts
As the task gets closer to being complete, the colour changes then, as the diagram in the story suggests, there is a sub-display that shows, for example. how behind schedule a task might be.
I can see it being moderately useful for project planning - for instance, highlighting something is, say, 20% behind schedule with only 10% of the allotted time left but not highlighting when 20% behind but still 60% of the time left.
Whether it is patentable, of course, is a completely different argument.
I'll probably get depressed if I search, but I suspect their new line will be "Fookooshimar Fallout caused the virus to mutate!"
...and I further promise
Not to give it to my granny for her to wear.
Here in the land of the rising bonk
Just this week I moved up to the Tokyo region, so needed to pay my train commute. Rather than spend 500 yen to buy a Suica card (Oyster equivalent) I downloaded a Suica app to my Android phone, charged 3,000 yen to my card via carrier billing, and Bobbu-san was my uncle.
Penguin as the Suica mascot is one.
As the old joke goes
She HHoffered HHer HHonor, HHe HHonored HHer HHoffer, so all night long it was HHon HHer and HHoff HHer.
A .realty terrible waste of money
"a few secrets" or...
...it doesn't quite work right yet? I'd put my money on the second, as reviews I have seen have said that people were allowed to wear it, but it only ran a looping demo.
Summon a beer wench by mobe at baseball
At Japanese rounders games in Osaka Kyocera Dome, you can summon a beer-bearing bird via an app that uses Bluetooth LE in your seat to locate yourself.
(In Japan, baseball stadiums have beer girls who wander the stands with a barrel on their backs, ready to serve those in need of refreshment.)
Man arrested for stuffing chopper in sporran
Surely a better headline?
Re: Please let this not be true...
I thought you meant Father Jack - now that would really be fecking awesome!
Re: Dr Paul McArthur
Just checked the US6788199; in the introductory summary blurb it says:
> The transceiver, also referred to as a tag, is battery powered
Oops. US7148801 also mentions that there is "usually a battery" with active RFID tags. Therefore neither patent involves the battery-free concept. There could, of course, be a pending application, but...
I can't find the story again, but...
A couple of years ago I read a story in the Telegraph (?) where the reporter was the human control for the Turing Test. The thing I noted as odd was that they were primed to pretend to be a computer, so it was really more a test of which was better at pretending to be what they weren't.
Looking at the picture, I see...
It's amendment 19 of the US Constitution that she's swearing on, which is about female suffrage.
Quite ironic, though, since she was appointed, and on the basis of her being a big fundraiser.
"Only" [19.46% malleability attacks] were successful?
I don't think Visa would claim that "only" one in five fraudulent card uses are undetected or Lloyds that "only" one in five bank robbers got away with the swag, and of course the other 4 out of 5 have disappeared empty-handed into the ether or alternatively came back the next four days to see which would be their lucky day.
Given that Japan has had smileys for so long, there will be no need for text speak; I predict it will be either:
INCOMING! *frowny face* *mushroom cloud* *pile of poo*
Or the option for Shibes:
So ronery. Much boom. Wow.
Pah, near space with BitCoin?
Dogecoin is going to the moon!
What about a GIF squasher too?
Browsing Google+ (yes, some people do actually use it!) I find rather a lot of animated GIFs that appear to take up a lot of bandwidth, and also have a habit of autoloading. I always feel that said GIFs are actually larger than the video stream they were built from...
That read like a 419 spam!
All he needs to do is mention his modalities and how his parents were killed in a plane crash.
Your's In Christ
Woo hoo! Phishing opportunities galore!
I expect, indeed I will be disappointed by the lack of foresight by the scammers if it doesn't happen, to see a story on El Reg on the 8th talking about evil redirects and fake popups appearing on XP users' computers mimicking the illustrated message box.
I also expect El Reg to publish a bunch of pics of the message box on ATMs, traffic signs, supermarket tills etc, etc.
Re: Fukushima radiation undetectable?
That's water levels on site, as would have been obvious if you hadn't used "..." to omit that information, and of course, who would be drinking on-site water anyway? Japan's standards for drinking water is 10 becquerels per litre of cesium, lower than most of the rest of the world.
Presumably Mrs Slocombe was upset because the person ran off with Glass video of her stroking her pussy.
"not lost yet, just temporarily unavailable"
"He's not dead, he's just pining for the fjords"
Re: They advantage of an autocratic country
The rest of the world includes South Korea and Japan, both of which are downwind of China, and indeed here in Osaka, Japan today we got our first-ever PM2.5 warning to avoid going out without a mask.
Here's a PM2.5 site - as you can probably guess, red and black markers are not good!
Here in Japan, shutter sounds are mandatory
As is the recording light, the main reason being to prevent upskirt photos and other pervie behaviour.
Funnily enough, a recent survey found that at least one in five smartphone photographers here use silent cameras apps.
Without watching the video...
...I would bet that when you get to the PC login screen it sends an SMS/IM to your registered phone, which picks this up and switches on your microphone - it's not going to be constantly listening.
Furthermore, it would make sense to also have a configuration option whereby you could also require your phone to be unlocked before the app activates.
I'll have a go at translation
"I'm the world's fastest queuer for the iPhone 6, and I've got email in English from Brazilian and UK news sites. Wish me luck as I have to reply..."
It's all a bit slangy, so no wonder Google Translate falls down.
And can I suggest an NSFW tag on his Twitter feed as he is now showing his chocolate willy there.
Re: "strange text on the back"
Olleh would appear to be KT's (Korea Telecom?) brand:
Here's the specs
In Japanese, but relatively easy to understand:
8 GB RAM seems generous, and 4 USB 3.0 ports, 1920x1080 15.6 inch screen, and 10.5 hour battery life.
Keyboard is 18.4mm keypitch and 3.0mm keystroke (travel?)
According to their own web store, with a 10% discount coupon it is a pension-abusing 197,820 yen, or just a tad under 1,200 quid.
Next up is BadgerBadgerBadgerCoin?
Using this site http://coingen.bluematt.me/ I'm going to get in on the retro-meme/coin action with AllYourCoinAreBelongToUs
So, he had a stiffie for five weeks before going to the docs?
It reminds me of an old joke:
A woman walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, "My husband's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken." The quack says, "Why don't you bring him in to see me?" "I would but I need the eggs."
Almost all the major air conditioner brands do in fact now have infra-red sensors in them to detect when people look hot or cold. And Sharp's Cocorobo (Roomba-alike) speaks to you and will on command trundle over to the air conditioner to switch it on and off.
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to turn down the aircon. Call that job satisfaction?"
In first with the Paris Hilton angle
Suck the poison out and whatnot.
That reminds me...
A FaecesBook puppy-fancier commented "I've not used it before but the thought of wiping up with paper covered in butter is a bit off-putting, yet intriguing."
The recollection of stories and rumours from my youth about "butter dogs" (I don't recommend Googling it) popped up on reading that...
Re: or press and hold the power button to get five vital extra seconds.
Maybe it's like the stupid IRC trick of telling the newbie to hold the ALT key then press F4 to activate the sekrit menu?
Being a bunch of geeks here...
Shouldn't we be talking about overriding the GPS signal to guide it safely to our own destination? If the Iranians can do it with a military drone, it shouldn't be much problem to knock up a Raspberry Pi-based solution?
If it flies over the rougher areas of town...
This seems like a great variation on the crane game - shoot one down, win a mystery prize if it doesn't shatter into millions of pieces on hitting the tarmac.
Black helicopters as I reckon they'll need the armed escorts.
A leading Japanese online pr0n distributor is called...
...Soft On Demand.
But, Japanese pr0n sites seem stuck in the West's 1990's heydays. Thumbnails (usually DVD covers linking back to said SOD web site), affiliate banners, personal site interlinking, pop-ups, pop-unders, top site rankings, etc, etc, and if you finally manage to find a link to a .torrent that actually works, you end up with a yet another pixellated-fannied schoolgirl who squeaks like a dog chew toy while getting poked by an anonymous pixellated knob.
So a friend tells me anyway.
Does it come in shark size?
Fortunately, I don't think their fins can reach their sideburns to fire the frickin' laser beams,
The numbers don't add up
> It claims officials in Taiji have bribed central government to allow this export trade, which it says pulls in annual sales of over $850m
If we take a high-end wholesale price for tuna of around US$30 per kilo, that would make 28,300 tonnes of dolphin a year. A dolphin can weigh about 500 kg, and assuming it gets sold bones and all, that makes 56,600 dolphins-worth. Taiji catches up to 2,400 dolphins per year, perhaps 13% (probably more) of the nationwide catch, or about 18,500 dolphins. So either they are getting US$100 or more per kilo for tinned dolphuna, or they are Making Shit Up.
Confusing dollars and yen could be possible, of course, to give a figure of $8.5 million, but the only export I would expect would be as a mystery meat in pet food.
Hmm, I cannot really see what market he is trying to tap here, as getting drunk without beer sounds worse that getting a hangover from low-alcohol beers (yes, I do get them!) without having the buzz.
The only two places it might be of use would be in-patient alcoholics and perhaps to keep astronauts happy up in the space station.
On the other hand, if you get the beer goggles effect without the trouser issues, I can see a use if one's partner is a minger...
My current wild speculation is:
This fits in with the latest "revelation", and would match the size of these barges and suits the Google image:
A massive Google Glass-enhanced laser tag site.
Throw in some haptic feedback kit from their black projects division, and you could be a good way along to realising the Star Trek Holodeck.
Let me get this straight...
...they circumcised new-born human babies, grafted the foreskin onto a mouse, then plan to transfer the resultant hair back to an adult head?
I'd rather continue balding, thank you very much.
Can we combine it with yesterday's ketchup CAPTHCA?
Use blotches of tomato and brown sauce instead.
Ugg, grocer's apostrophe in that sample
Move the sweet chilli's *WHAT?* to the ketchup.
Only brews beer up to 3.7% ABV
Because 6.40 degrees proof ought to be enough for anybody.
Just last week I upgraded
My grotty old netbook was slowly deteriorating with mysterious pauses while various background processes (usually Windows Update check and other MS stuff) whirred away, so I went for CrunchBang Linux, a Debian-based distro with a very minimal UI. Surprisingly almost everything worked, and I've found replacements for all my usual tools - hacking up a GEdit macro or two has actually made my most common task much more efficient - and it's now chugging along faster than my XP+corporate crapware-filled high-end laptop. I suspect upgrading that to Windows 7 will be more painful than my shift to Linux.
- Product round-up Ten excellent FREE PC apps to brighten your Windows
- Analysis Pity the poor Windows developer: The tools for desktop development are in disarray
- Chromecast video on UK, Euro TVs hertz so badly it makes us judder – but Google 'won't fix'
- Analysis BlackBerry's turnaround relies on a secret weapon: Its own network
- Product round-up The Glorious Resolution: Feast your eyes on 5 HiDPI laptops