63 posts • joined 10 Jan 2013
Pah, near space with BitCoin?
Dogecoin is going to the moon!
What about a GIF squasher too?
Browsing Google+ (yes, some people do actually use it!) I find rather a lot of animated GIFs that appear to take up a lot of bandwidth, and also have a habit of autoloading. I always feel that said GIFs are actually larger than the video stream they were built from...
That read like a 419 spam!
All he needs to do is mention his modalities and how his parents were killed in a plane crash.
Your's In Christ
Woo hoo! Phishing opportunities galore!
I expect, indeed I will be disappointed by the lack of foresight by the scammers if it doesn't happen, to see a story on El Reg on the 8th talking about evil redirects and fake popups appearing on XP users' computers mimicking the illustrated message box.
I also expect El Reg to publish a bunch of pics of the message box on ATMs, traffic signs, supermarket tills etc, etc.
Re: Fukushima radiation undetectable?
That's water levels on site, as would have been obvious if you hadn't used "..." to omit that information, and of course, who would be drinking on-site water anyway? Japan's standards for drinking water is 10 becquerels per litre of cesium, lower than most of the rest of the world.
Presumably Mrs Slocombe was upset because the person ran off with Glass video of her stroking her pussy.
"not lost yet, just temporarily unavailable"
"He's not dead, he's just pining for the fjords"
Re: They advantage of an autocratic country
The rest of the world includes South Korea and Japan, both of which are downwind of China, and indeed here in Osaka, Japan today we got our first-ever PM2.5 warning to avoid going out without a mask.
Here's a PM2.5 site - as you can probably guess, red and black markers are not good!
Here in Japan, shutter sounds are mandatory
As is the recording light, the main reason being to prevent upskirt photos and other pervie behaviour.
Funnily enough, a recent survey found that at least one in five smartphone photographers here use silent cameras apps.
Without watching the video...
...I would bet that when you get to the PC login screen it sends an SMS/IM to your registered phone, which picks this up and switches on your microphone - it's not going to be constantly listening.
Furthermore, it would make sense to also have a configuration option whereby you could also require your phone to be unlocked before the app activates.
I'll have a go at translation
"I'm the world's fastest queuer for the iPhone 6, and I've got email in English from Brazilian and UK news sites. Wish me luck as I have to reply..."
It's all a bit slangy, so no wonder Google Translate falls down.
And can I suggest an NSFW tag on his Twitter feed as he is now showing his chocolate willy there.
Re: "strange text on the back"
Olleh would appear to be KT's (Korea Telecom?) brand:
Here's the specs
In Japanese, but relatively easy to understand:
8 GB RAM seems generous, and 4 USB 3.0 ports, 1920x1080 15.6 inch screen, and 10.5 hour battery life.
Keyboard is 18.4mm keypitch and 3.0mm keystroke (travel?)
According to their own web store, with a 10% discount coupon it is a pension-abusing 197,820 yen, or just a tad under 1,200 quid.
Next up is BadgerBadgerBadgerCoin?
Using this site http://coingen.bluematt.me/ I'm going to get in on the retro-meme/coin action with AllYourCoinAreBelongToUs
So, he had a stiffie for five weeks before going to the docs?
It reminds me of an old joke:
A woman walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, "My husband's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken." The quack says, "Why don't you bring him in to see me?" "I would but I need the eggs."
Almost all the major air conditioner brands do in fact now have infra-red sensors in them to detect when people look hot or cold. And Sharp's Cocorobo (Roomba-alike) speaks to you and will on command trundle over to the air conditioner to switch it on and off.
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to turn down the aircon. Call that job satisfaction?"
In first with the Paris Hilton angle
Suck the poison out and whatnot.
That reminds me...
A FaecesBook puppy-fancier commented "I've not used it before but the thought of wiping up with paper covered in butter is a bit off-putting, yet intriguing."
The recollection of stories and rumours from my youth about "butter dogs" (I don't recommend Googling it) popped up on reading that...
Re: or press and hold the power button to get five vital extra seconds.
Maybe it's like the stupid IRC trick of telling the newbie to hold the ALT key then press F4 to activate the sekrit menu?
Being a bunch of geeks here...
Shouldn't we be talking about overriding the GPS signal to guide it safely to our own destination? If the Iranians can do it with a military drone, it shouldn't be much problem to knock up a Raspberry Pi-based solution?
If it flies over the rougher areas of town...
This seems like a great variation on the crane game - shoot one down, win a mystery prize if it doesn't shatter into millions of pieces on hitting the tarmac.
Black helicopters as I reckon they'll need the armed escorts.
A leading Japanese online pr0n distributor is called...
...Soft On Demand.
But, Japanese pr0n sites seem stuck in the West's 1990's heydays. Thumbnails (usually DVD covers linking back to said SOD web site), affiliate banners, personal site interlinking, pop-ups, pop-unders, top site rankings, etc, etc, and if you finally manage to find a link to a .torrent that actually works, you end up with a yet another pixellated-fannied schoolgirl who squeaks like a dog chew toy while getting poked by an anonymous pixellated knob.
So a friend tells me anyway.
Does it come in shark size?
Fortunately, I don't think their fins can reach their sideburns to fire the frickin' laser beams,
The numbers don't add up
> It claims officials in Taiji have bribed central government to allow this export trade, which it says pulls in annual sales of over $850m
If we take a high-end wholesale price for tuna of around US$30 per kilo, that would make 28,300 tonnes of dolphin a year. A dolphin can weigh about 500 kg, and assuming it gets sold bones and all, that makes 56,600 dolphins-worth. Taiji catches up to 2,400 dolphins per year, perhaps 13% (probably more) of the nationwide catch, or about 18,500 dolphins. So either they are getting US$100 or more per kilo for tinned dolphuna, or they are Making Shit Up.
Confusing dollars and yen could be possible, of course, to give a figure of $8.5 million, but the only export I would expect would be as a mystery meat in pet food.
Hmm, I cannot really see what market he is trying to tap here, as getting drunk without beer sounds worse that getting a hangover from low-alcohol beers (yes, I do get them!) without having the buzz.
The only two places it might be of use would be in-patient alcoholics and perhaps to keep astronauts happy up in the space station.
On the other hand, if you get the beer goggles effect without the trouser issues, I can see a use if one's partner is a minger...
My current wild speculation is:
This fits in with the latest "revelation", and would match the size of these barges and suits the Google image:
A massive Google Glass-enhanced laser tag site.
Throw in some haptic feedback kit from their black projects division, and you could be a good way along to realising the Star Trek Holodeck.
Let me get this straight...
...they circumcised new-born human babies, grafted the foreskin onto a mouse, then plan to transfer the resultant hair back to an adult head?
I'd rather continue balding, thank you very much.
Can we combine it with yesterday's ketchup CAPTHCA?
Use blotches of tomato and brown sauce instead.
Ugg, grocer's apostrophe in that sample
Move the sweet chilli's *WHAT?* to the ketchup.
Only brews beer up to 3.7% ABV
Because 6.40 degrees proof ought to be enough for anybody.
Just last week I upgraded
My grotty old netbook was slowly deteriorating with mysterious pauses while various background processes (usually Windows Update check and other MS stuff) whirred away, so I went for CrunchBang Linux, a Debian-based distro with a very minimal UI. Surprisingly almost everything worked, and I've found replacements for all my usual tools - hacking up a GEdit macro or two has actually made my most common task much more efficient - and it's now chugging along faster than my XP+corporate crapware-filled high-end laptop. I suspect upgrading that to Windows 7 will be more painful than my shift to Linux.
Sounds like OLE clipboard from 1990
Back in the Windows 3 days you could cut and paste OLE-aware objects, which were shapes that had their rendering performed by external apps.
One would hope that the examiner brought this up, so it would be useful to check the file wrapper before jumping to conclusions.
Were they auditioning for the film version of Fifty Sheds of Grey?
Mine's the one covered in sawdust.
Perhaps given the wording...
"Human beings evolved from less advanced life forms over millions of years, and God did not directly guide this process"
I couldn't answer that with a Yes as there is no god that could choose not to guide the process.
Hemodrrhoid v4.2, codename Jacksie Cream
I hear the bugs in it are a pain the arse, though.
...whilst I have kept bats in my bollocks
And moths have been the least of my worries.
...and they'll have her up before the Bench
I was leaving anyway!
SANS reverse hash calculator
18 of the last 20 hashes solved at the time of writing are of the hash in question...
Feedly no longer needs an extension!
> the Chrome extension changes made (without asking) in March that keep Feedly active even when the browser is closed
Two weeks ago or so they went to an all-native implementation at cloud.feedly.com, so you can, as I have, delete the Chrome extension.
There's still a couple of bugs regarding messages not staying read, but on the whole I'm most satisfied, but if only they'd do SSL...
What about Tokyo Skytree?
You say "There are currently only three elevator-equipped structures in the world that top 500 meters"
The Tokyo Skytree is over 500 metres tall (634 metres to be exact) and the lifts take you up to the 350 metre high main deck in a 464.4 metre run, according to Toshiba Elevator's web site. It only takes you 50 seconds to get there, so they do run at a fair, err, nip.
Acer C7 losing the hard disk
Perhaps too many people were installing Linux on it? My current netbook is on its last legs, so such Chromebook pricing looks good.
Camera versus Photos icons
Did they run out of time to tart up the camera icon? You have an old black and white camera (on a gradient background), which takes pictures that you view though some sort of stark psychedelic flower petal thing.
I'm no graphics designer, but there's a lack of unity on that home screen. Abstract art mixed with ye olde cliched camera and mic. And why does the Weather icon only have its gradient from dark to light unlike all the other ones?
What it really should have is a great big Twitter bird with a muck-spreader attachment below responding to the frequency of tweets, so the garden really is fertilized by Twitter.
As a bonus, I'm sure they'd also be in the running for the Biggest Marrow competition after a couple of days.
I think we need a Godwin's Law for BitCoin
"As an online discussion on BitCoin grows longer, the probability of mentioning "fiat currency" approaches 1"
Re: There's always one! ;-)
I was expecting pr0n! :-(
Google+ Photos used to be Picasa
I use the Picasa desktop app as a backup tool for my photos - anything less than about 1600 x 1200 gets stored for "free". My backups are now privately accessible through my G+ account.
What I really want it to do...
Do an OCR of a magazine listing, compile it up, then do the tape emulator bit.
Imagine the resale value of verified names!
Given the US's privacy laws, linking Facebook profiles to real-life people will be marketing gold for Air BnB to sell on! Or even better, the tax-man can tie the rentals to a real-life person to make sure they are paying taxes, or Air BnB can sell landlords a check to make sure their tenants aren't sub-letting through Air BnB.
- Bugger the jetpack, where's my 21st-century Psion?
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