Posts by AbelSoul

Re: most jokes will be udder rubbish

Yoghurt away with it though.

Re: after dark when they're less stroppy.

Stroppy lions? That's tigers you're thinking of.

Lions are uppity.

Re: How thick is an average trash bag?

About four times the thickness of a photon sail.

Re: hopefully the 'chopper' is an autogyro

Or even more fun, how about this well known Australian chap?

Icon because.... well, how else can I get away with three choppers in the one comment?

how big are these reflective spots? Presumably much bigger than the Reg-SI unit of a fun-bag but smaller than a blue whale? Or perhaps it's several Olympic sized swimming pools?

Olympic sized fun-bag?

Re: here in the U.S., where we have the right to arm bears

Bravo sir!

Thank you for raising a smile at the end of an otherwise tedious Monday.

Re: You won't see people walking down the street wearing one

You sure about that?

Wish I had your confidence.

Re: Cock Jockey

I once changed Tim Westwood's wiki page to read "cock jockey" instead of "dick jockey"

I'm going to take a punt here and guess that you meant disc?

Re: a Pink Floyd track title from the olden days!

Several Species of Large Furry Planets Gathered Together 'round a Star and Grooving with a G&T?

Re: Darker skin?

From the article *and* a previous comment:

Natural pigments appear not to have any effect on the Watch.

Re: Inspiring Entrepreneurs

Down with this sort of thing.

Re: if they allow conscientious objection, I wouldn't object

I would.

Re: Whilst in the area....

I had no idea about this. Cheers for the head's up.

As an aside, I'm guessing the Edinburgh station in question is Waverley and not one of the several other stations in the city ?

Re: "GAYGESTAPO"

The Reg already nailed said commentard succinctly and accurately by describing them thusly:

... said one moron

Re: ..what the hell am I doing here???

"I don't belong here...."

Re: >The art isn't the item you're seeing

This is not the droid art you are looking for.

Re: The number of people with hearing extending beyond 24000hz is ZERO

There's an online test to check your own threshold here (clicky)

Nothing above 16kHz for my auld, battered lugs.

Re: What a waste of Helium

Such a precious and limited commodity to be pissing it away into space.

But at least you'd be pissing with an amusingly high-pitched squeak.

Re: A small point of order here...

That was news to me, thank you.

Everyday's a school day.

Re: "There's one place we didn't look."

Sarge: "We found this spoon, sir!"

Centurion: "Well done, sergeant!"

Re: It's not dead, it's resting!

Googling Pining for the fjords.

Re: down with this sort of thing!

Careful now!

Re: infeststion space hamsters

Or Spamsters, as we like to call them.

Re: *applause*

You think you're one of the Macc Lads?

You're too f*cking tight.

I've spilt more ale down me waistcoat,

Than you've supped the night.

Re: Are you sure the driver wasn't having a brew?

In which case he might have needed a boot up (the arse) too.

It'll be a bugger to track the target stably from the sharknado.

Re: If Apple made cars...

Racing around in your whyPod?

Re: Newquay gets my vote; at least you can enjoy the beach

Prestwick also has a beach as, I'm sure do most of the other candidates.

Re: hadaway an shite

Surely you mean hadaway is shite?