1195 posts • joined 11 Dec 2012
Re: That should probably be "führer"
I don't mind how the Reg spells slang that can be construed as 'gay Nazi'. I just wish they'd stop it referring to Tim Cook as that.
Re: They're not doing this so you can get a phone
Well, it's good news for Google at any rate
Good point. Can you please clarify how many times you have to reinvest the £0 profit before you can afford the economies of scale?
Spending £860million on cyber-baloney
I'd like an itemised invoice please.
Re: That is some serious stupid right there
Prior to this, Bose sponsored some kind of American sporty thing with a condition that the players must not be seen on or off the field wearing Beats. Does that also count as "retaliatory and anytime-competitive" or can we only apply those adjectives to Apple?
Bose and Beats - both great ways to keep audiologists in Porsches.
Re: >> Now, who was this musical entertainer?
Well! I am ... shocked!
Re: I am going to puke.....
Cool? Wearing cargo shorts and baggy jeans would get rather warm. Which goes on top?
In its favour, it's a look that emphatically says, 'My virtual girlfriend loves me - she has no sense of smell'
Gosh, Apple is only going to sell 100 iPhones in China
They are doomed! Doomed, I tell you!
Surely the right choice to replace cassette tapes?
Mercury delay lines
Speaking as a fanboi
I feel a certain sense of underwhelm-ment. Oh well... Time to don the latex Stephen Fry mask and make like happy.
Let's do that on banksy.co.uk
I'm sure he won't mind.
Mr I AM
May I offer a suggestion? Fur cuff
My kitties love the cat food, by the way
Shouldnd't that be Urika-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka!!!
And one more thing
I have pre-emptively patented the thing.
Can I please have that mid-century Harm Kardon hifi rig for my space-age bachelor pad?
Bring abck Ambisonics
4 speakers arranged in a tetrahedron. Make the top speaker a flat-panel NXT with Wifi, powered from the lighting circuit - job done
If James Brown still lived
He could added a verse to It's a Man's Man's Man's World:
Man made the web,
Man wrote the code,
Man made the browser,
So women could shop for clothes.
This is a man's, man's, man's world etc etc
If you want the cat, you need a bigger kitty
It's not brown bread, yet.
Finland, I am your saviour!
I have invented the paper phone!
could just be the Apple A8X
"What's that you ask? Well, it's just like the old processor, only a bit more powerful."
Something tells me AnandTech won't be offering Jasper a job anytime soom
Don't wait a day for that thing you will be able to order but jump the gun and pre-order the thing that isn't available to order. Makes perfect sense!
Re: My extensive knowledge of nuclear weapons
Thumb down? Did I spell nukular wrong?
My extensive knowledge of nuclear weapons
(garnered exclusively from TV and movies) tells me that bombs can be detonated or defused with one of these gizmos. The keypad is usually located between the 7 segment red LEDs counting down to doomsday, and the red and green wires
Do EE have some new source of watchable TV programmes?
How about the case from a MacMini?
Best hope for reduced energy consumption
We all become Goths
I hadn't realised that
Michael Palin was John Cleese's mother
It's been tried on laptops. Deep, penetrating bass - and more frequent dry-cleaning bills
Re: What's weird is...
If they are useful for people that actually do stuff, that explains the low market share
We've all been there
Working on zombie projects kept alive only by directors' vanity. Very demoralising
Re: I work for a large company...
Verbification of nouns - I've been buzzworded
Re: I work for a large company...
HR - those that practice it are barely smart enough to spell it
It's been way too long ...
... Since the last Dalmation-print iMac
Bill Gates staying around to advise on technology ...
Like having your parents around to advise on bringing up your kids. Chairs will be thrown
12 inch pad - maybe
New unannounced hybrid OS for a product that will ship immediately (so no developers etc have had hands on the OS) - common sense says 'nah'
Apple also don't want to be sued by Nintendo
On the other hand
"Steve Balmer throwing a chair in an office" is easily guessed
Re: Adobe, it's not me, it's you
Government websites that rely on Flash? I would drop a note to the responsible department telling them you intend to take action under the relevant equality laws. That'll put the fear right up 'em
Adobe, it's not me, it's you
I'm not a graphics pro so - Adobe? Goodbye. I'm uninstalling everything made by you. I've had it with the bugs, the daily updates, the privacy violations...
But wait - how will I live without Flash? Somehow I'll manage
Streaming is the new radio ...
except radio is free.
Streaming will be the new radio when plod is raiding streaming pirate stations in Hackney tower blocks
Re: It would actually be a smart business move for Ms
MS could develop a compatibility plugin...
It would actually be a smart business move for Ms
If they dropped IE and poured funds into Mozilla.
Re: Time to don the old Tin Foil Chapeau
As opposed to, "Gosh GTW, your product is crap. Never mind, have loads more money."
Re: Economics is like philosophy
I accept that economics is likely to become a science in the future. Right now, it's still in the phlogiston era
Economics is like philosophy
In as much as it lets you construct valid proofs for things that aren't true. Fascinating, yes. Useful .... ?
Break out the best test tubes, there'll be quaffing tonight!
Re: The GT CEO
Well, he's gonna have some explaining to do...
You can use fake names on the internet?
Re: Apple Touchscreen?
If it's USB class compliant or has a driver, yes.
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