Posts by southpacificpom

Customer: "Can we have faster/cheaper internet please?"

Telcos: "Sorry but we are giving you the best experience we can provide - we can't afford better because of overseas data pricing and we make next to nothing at the end of the day blah, blah, blah..."

I guess this mantra is heard worldwide while telco's rake it in and hold their captive audiences to ransome whilst bleating poverty.

Also there should be some law introduced to actually ban donations from industry altogether. Democracy is there for the good of all people, not just for fatcats with a wad of cash.

Nothing is secure, it just has "levels of security". I remember years ago, arguing with a web developer who stated that web pages would never be able to carry a payload to deliver attacks on clients.

Do we now have a new HTTPUS protocol?

Is it me or, does Cillit Bang appear to read "Clit Bang" at a quick glance?

You thought watching cat videos was harmless fun?

I personally love getting my daily quota of online pussy...

Right boss, after extensive research this is the security model I have come up with for the companies internet safety,

1. Block all Google Ads.

2. Remove block on all porn sites in our web filter.

3. .......

This is a sad day indeed. Another company showing it's politically correct nature, not wanting to offend it's userbase. Why can't their users stand proud and pronouce that they are happy to be RIMmed on a daily basis.

What is the world coming too...

Well things might happen quicker if Google, Microsoft and all the other corporate tax dodgers coughed up their fair share.

Can you please stay away from my bits

"Azure Media Services ready to send your bits to almost any device"

Can you please stay away from my bits..

Nothing new to see here people, move along...

What a complete and utter fox up...

This will no doubt all end up in the Schmitz house again.

To the Batmobile Robin... Oh fsck, somebody sold it!

Apple is to blame

That donkey died trying to find the nearest watering hole using Apple Maps.

OMG - you mean I could get hacked playing Minecraft!

Fix Java NOW!

Spherical Cow?, well burger me...

Perhaps the "hardware" used could be a Raspberry Pi and hence should be renamed a Cream Pi.

McAfee's life surrounding these recent events needs to be made into a film - a comedy film...

Acorn

I started with an Acorn Atom which I built from a kitset then moved later to a BBC Micro B when I could afford the 400 quid asking price. I hated Yank computers and considered Spectrums as toys, Acorn computers were the best IMHO.

I still believe the computer world would have been far more advanced now under the influence of Hauser & Curry than the mess which has evolved under Gates & Ballmer.

Yes happy birthday indeed!

A suitable present for a 25th might be a necklace, a Perl necklace maybe.

I'm starting a KickStarter project along similar lines but I will use a black hole instead of a tornado. Just having trouble with the over the top sucking motion currently, if I can get this sorted I will be onto somthing. I just need about $1bn to get started.

Price fixing in the IT world!, that's is so shocking...

What a slut!

The article should have been retitled "Sexy Swedish sluts sweep streets seeking sex snapper"

Good old days

Reminds me of the time when you joined an online service that asked for your email address and they said it was safe as they "did not share or onsell your personal email details". Yes really, and they all used to sell email addresses by the database load to interested parties. Bunch of fuckin etard liers.

Things deduced from this

1. Scarlett has a fine rack... of servers.

2. Ten years smells of Hollywood influence in the US justice system.

3. Celebs can now feel safe knowing their "soon to be accidently released self-nudes" are safe from the perverted minds of hackers.

4. Don't pick up the soap in the shower.

The end is near!

Well WBC will be shut up in about 3 days, as we all will be - end of debate :)

N thing w ng wit my fo ts

Wh t's ll t e fuss ab t?

What an arse!

It could have been worse for sure, he could have been soldering whilst applying hemorroid cream...